top of page
Search

TRANSCRIPT of Episode 110: "Wedding Officiant"



Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 110: "Wedding Officiant"

Transcription


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!




[00:00:00] CHELSEY DONN: ...I didn't clap.

[00:00:01] TREY GERRALD: You wanna do it again?

[00:00:03] CHELSEY DONN: Do you need me to clap?

[00:00:04] TREY GERRALD: Yeah.

[00:00:05] CHELSEY DONN: Okay.

[00:00:06] TREY GERRALD: Did you just snap

[00:00:08] CHELSEY DONN: Yes. Three, two.

[00:00:11] TREY GERRALD: 1.


[00:00:15] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!


[00:00:43] CHELSEY DONN: Hello

[00:00:45] TREY GERRALD: Oh, hello there and welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:53] CHELSEY DONN: reviews,

[00:00:56] TREY GERRALD: that is ChelseyBD Donn.

[00:00:58] CHELSEY DONN: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:01:00] TREY GERRALD: And together we are

[00:01:03] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:06] TREY GERRALD: another week, another challah. Another week, another,

[00:01:13] CHELSEY DONN: Vetch

[00:01:14] TREY GERRALD: another want another what? Rhymes with week.

[00:01:20] CHELSEY DONN: Another week, another streak,

[00:01:23] TREY GERRALD: Another

week. another

[00:01:24] CHELSEY DONN: peak, another cheek, another leak.

[00:01:27] TREY GERRALD: Another week, another cheek. Time to turn that cheek and ChelseyBD.

[00:01:32] CHELSEY DONN: Mm-hmm.

[00:01:33] TREY GERRALD: A' thrill to be back with you yet another week, ChelseyBD, episode one 10. 'I really have A' burning question for you.

Is there anything that you feel that you need to

[00:01:42] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:01:43] TREY GERRALD: about?

[00:01:44] CHELSEY DONN: Now that my lips are burning from the lip, venom, 'I just decided to put on and Trey followed suit. Yes, 'I would like to get hot and bothered Trey because I'm hot and bothered at the moment. Once again, folks, we are back live with another Uber Eats Complaint.

[00:02:03] TREY GERRALD: Oh, no.

[00:02:04] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. If we thought it was bad with the coffee debacle, we now have A' new all time low.

So 'I was invited to A' birthday party. Very nice last minute. 'I realized 'I didn't have A' gift, so 'I went on. Uber Eats and 'I decided to look for gift shops. 'I found this lovely gift shop serendipity in Studio City. 'I ordered A' candle. 'I called Serendipity and 'I asked them if they would please include A' little card.

Could be A' business card. 'I asked them if they could wrap it. The woman was so nice, unbelievable Royal. Highness worthy, just so sweet. Wrote the message was like, I'm gonna wrap it extra special. She called me back to verify the spelling of my name. She was like very on top of it and she was basically like, It's all good.

'I was like, great. So 'I getting ready for the party and then they get an alert from Uber Eats and it says your order has been canceled.

[00:02:59] TREY GERRALD: Oh.

[00:03:00] CHELSEY DONN: So 'I am very confused cuz 'I clearly talked to this person. 'I have A' relationship with this woman that helped me pick out the gift. You know, like what's happening.

So 'I call her, what went wrong? What happened? Why did you cancel my order? And she's like, 'I didn't cancel your order. The guy came and picked it up. So what happened was the guy went, he picked up my order that was A' gift, and then decided he wanted to keep it for himself, and he canceled the order and kept the gift.

[00:03:33] TREY GERRALD: what?

[00:03:34] CHELSEY DONN: 'I. Don't know. Maybe it was his girlfriend's birthday. 'I don't really know what the story was, but he flat out kept my gift and 'I was so livid. 'I was talking to woman and she was like, oh my God, that's crazy. She's like, we also use DoorDash if you wanna use DoorDash and instead, and see if you have better luck with that.

But I'm really hoping that. They don't try to get A' refund from us because he took the item and 'I was like, they better not. So 'I was like, I'm gonna talk to them. So 'I went in 'I, put A', Complaint. Cuz when they ga, when they said your order was canceled, they gave me the refund. Right? So 'I got my money back.

'I wasn't like 'I. 'I was upset about like my time and 'I was upset about the fact that this person stole the gift and 'I didn't want the business to have to. Pay for that. So 'I had gotten A' whole like message back and forth where 'I was like, you better make sure that they don't try to like get the money back from this business because she has on videotape the guy coming in and picking up the gift.

And 'I think he should be like reprimanded appropriately, but she should not be charged for something that she wrapped for me and gave away. So the guy did assure me on the phone that she wouldn't be charged, which 'I was like, okay, like. Great. That's the least you can do. And then they gave me 'I think like $5 in credits or something like that to just send me on my way.

And that was fine. And then 'I did order it through DoorDash and everything went through okay. And 'I was like on the phone with the woman again. She was like, it's dear so-and-so, right? And I'm like, yes, yes.

[00:05:00] TREY GERRALD: Oh my

[00:05:00] CHELSEY DONN: And she was so amazing. So really like it, it ended up being A'. Good thing in terms of my relationship with the woman who owns the store.

But in terms of Uber Eats, like what? Who does that?

[00:05:13] TREY GERRALD: No, I've never heard of such A' thing. That is insane.

[00:05:15] CHELSEY DONN: Wrapped gift,

[00:05:18] TREY GERRALD: Like I'm like at A' loss, 'I have like, like who would, it's like so it is so

[00:05:24] CHELSEY DONN: It's inid. Yeah.

[00:05:25] TREY GERRALD: action 'I.

[00:05:26] CHELSEY DONN: Like you know, this is wrapped, it has like A' card on it. So clearly the person who's expecting it needs it to give A' or it's being delivered as A' gift, right? Like maybe my address was the address of the gift. Whatever it is. It's just like of all things to steal.

[00:05:43] TREY GERRALD: Right. Yeah. That's really dark. That's really, our show has never been so

[00:05:46] CHELSEY DONN: 'I mean the only thing, now that I'm thinking about it in hindsight, maybe the driver like, cuz it was A' candle, maybe he dropped it and it broke.

[00:05:56] TREY GERRALD: Oh, but then why wouldn't they go back to the vendor

[00:05:59] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately 'I just think that they stole it, right?

[00:06:03] TREY GERRALD: that's really sick? I'm so sorry. 'I. 'I. But the gift eventually went through, right

[00:06:08] CHELSEY DONN: 'I did. Yes. 'I eventually did get the gift A' little bit later through DoorDash, but it really is like making me think about Uber Eats, man. 'I mean 'I. Know that it all is dependent on what driver you get, so there's can't really blame the whole company for that.

Like the transaction would've gone smoothly if the driver delivered the product. But 'I don't know shady.

[00:06:28] TREY GERRALD: that's dark 'I mean I've never, that this is like, here we are, we're facing like the darkness

of

[00:06:37] CHELSEY DONN: that night are nightmarish.

[00:06:40] TREY GERRALD: mean we should send this over to our friends over at Live Laugh larceny because 'I feel

[00:06:45] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, you're right. Oh my God. Oh my god. That's such A'. Good idea. Live laugh, larceny. We're gonna come on Trey and 'I. We're going to tell the tale to your audience because they need to hear it. Cuz this, if I've ever heard of one, it's A' Petty crime.

[00:07:00] TREY GERRALD: 'I mean that is so whatever. And also listeners, if you have not, go over and check out live Laugh Larceny. It's A'. Great podcast with our friends.

[00:07:09] CHELSEY DONN: Yes, please do.

[00:07:10] TREY GERRALD: All right, well 'I need to like burn some incense and get this energy out because it's time for us

to move onward. ChelseyBD, are you ready to jump into an online review 'I?

[00:07:20] CHELSEY DONN: yes, let's do it. Let's.

[00:07:25] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.

[00:07:29] CHELSEY DONN: As you know, we are your trustee. Review Queens. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:07:37] TREY GERRALD: We read you the review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five Crowns. This is A' very regal process that we call.

[00:07:46] VOICEOVER: That, Kvetch.

[00:07:47] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. And Trey, it's your turn this week. What did you bring in for us?

[00:07:53] TREY GERRALD: So today 'I actually brought in A' one star review from the not.com

[00:08:01] CHELSEY DONN: good old The Knot. We haven't been to the Knot in A' while it's exciting.

[00:08:05] TREY GERRALD: And this review is for A' Rabbi who officiates interfaith weddings.

[00:08:13] CHELSEY DONN: Ooh. You were at an interfaith wedding,

[00:08:17] TREY GERRALD: 'I was an interfaith wedding. Yes,

[00:08:19] CHELSEY DONN: Did you have A' Rabbi Officiate?

[00:08:21] TREY GERRALD: not, but our fishing was Jewish.

[00:08:24] CHELSEY DONN: Okay. Was it A' Friend?

[00:08:26] TREY GERRALD: Yes. And 'I. Don't know if you know this, but 'I am also A' registered A' Fisht. 'I

[00:08:32] CHELSEY DONN: 'I. Think 'I did know

[00:08:34] TREY GERRALD: before '

[00:08:34] CHELSEY DONN: I think 'I did know that because you 'I think while we were doing the podcast. Maybe you even did it.

[00:08:40] TREY GERRALD: No, I've only done it once and it was before, but all

right.

[00:08:44] CHELSEY DONN: Well, you have so many special skills,

[00:08:46] TREY GERRALD: 'I have the power of God.

[00:08:48] CHELSEY DONN: But what you're not is you're not A' rabbi.

[00:08:52] TREY GERRALD: I'm not A' Rabbi. No 'I did not go to rabbinical school. 'I have also not been denied three times in order to convert to Judaism.

[00:08:59] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. Let's

[00:09:00] TREY GERRALD: Against popular belief A'. Lot of people do think I'm Jewish. This comes up A' lot at my work. People think I'm Jewish, but 'I, 'I, 'I have not converted.

[00:09:09] CHELSEY DONN: 'I represent the Jews here.

[00:09:11] TREY GERRALD: You Represent the Jewish people.

The Jewish people. Okay, we're

[00:09:15] CHELSEY DONN: Yes, I'm Queen Esther. Let's do it.

[00:09:18] TREY GERRALD: Queen, Esther, and 'I. This is written by now. 'I.

[00:09:22] CHELSEY DONN: and 'I 'I. Okay.

[00:09:24] TREY GERRALD: Okay, so I'm imagining, I'm imagining this is perhaps the username that they just give you before you create your username, but this is A' one star review written on October 12th, 2015 by username.

Get ready. Naughty as in K N O T t 'I, E like the knot naty. 1, 4, 4, 4, 6, 8, 5, 0, 4, 3.

[00:09:56] CHELSEY DONN: Oh

[00:09:56] TREY GERRALD: think that's just the generic username they give you until you

change it. '

[00:09:59] CHELSEY DONN: I got 1, 4, 4, 6, but so should we just call them Naughty

[00:10:03] TREY GERRALD: Naughty. Let's call them naughty one.

[00:10:05] CHELSEY DONN: Naughty one. Naughty. You're so naughty. Okay, let's

[00:10:10] TREY GERRALD: we are.

[00:10:10] CHELSEY DONN: one star,

[00:10:12] TREY GERRALD: All right.

[00:10:13] CHELSEY DONN: 'I.

[00:10:13] TREY GERRALD: 'I attended Ron and Jennifer T's wedding. On ten three fifteen at the Palace Hotel in New York. 'I Am A' close friend of Ron and the T family. 'I will try to be more respectful of the rabbi in these comments than he was to the wedding attendees.

[00:10:36] CHELSEY DONN: Mm

[00:10:37] TREY GERRALD: Rabbi Davis showed up 45 minutes late.

[00:10:42] CHELSEY DONN: mm

[00:10:43] TREY GERRALD: But he decided it was still appropriate to stop and take pictures of himself and A' vintage car outside of the hotel.

[00:10:57] CHELSEY DONN: God.

[00:10:57] TREY GERRALD: He rambled through the ceremony with one semi coherent antidote. After another, 'I will spare readers with details. 'I will simply mention that he forgot the bride's first name and the couple's last name

[00:11:24] CHELSEY DONN: no.

[00:11:25] TREY GERRALD: during his comments and dropped the ring

[00:11:30] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, oh, no.

[00:11:33] TREY GERRALD: and so on. If the rabbi was sober, 'I.

[00:11:38] CHELSEY DONN: No.

[00:11:39] TREY GERRALD: Then his days as an effective officiant have come and gone. If the rabbi was not sober, then 'I would strongly suggest that he wait until after the ceremony to celebrate in the future.

[00:11:54] CHELSEY DONN: Oh God.

[00:11:55] TREY GERRALD: Rabbi Davis' behavior dominated the conversation during the cocktail hour.

[00:12:02] CHELSEY DONN: Oh no.

[00:12:04] TREY GERRALD: There was too much happiness and goodwill in the room for the Rabbi to ruin this wedding, but he sure gave it A'.

Good shot,

[00:12:21] CHELSEY DONN: Naughty.

[00:12:23] TREY GERRALD: Naughty one.

[00:12:24] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. Naughty. You're A'. Little shady, but 'I kind of like you

[00:12:28] TREY GERRALD: Me too. So now doesn't that put A' little perspective into this generic ass username? Like this is clearly some older Jewish woman who, or man who is like friends of the groom's father, probably from work for over 30 years. They went to upstate together to go skiing and

they were so

[00:12:48] CHELSEY DONN: important wedding. It's A'. Very nice family.

[00:12:51] TREY GERRALD: Yes, and they wanted to go create an account to make sure that people would not be burned by this rabbi the way that they were

[00:12:59] CHELSEY DONN: 'I mean? It, it, you know what, where, when Naty really won me over, it was around the time when they were like, well, there's so many things to talk about, but really won me over. Like when they were like, A', bunch of semi coherent anecdotes, like, I'll spare you. And then in that moment 'I was thinking, don't

[00:13:17] TREY GERRALD: Don't spare me. Same. Me too.

[00:13:22] CHELSEY DONN: Please don't spare us. So 'I was like A'. Little bit like that. But then when they were like, well, they forgot the bride's name, you know, 'I was like, all right, well 'I guess we can skip the anecdotes when like the meat and the potatoes are like, you forgot the bride's name. You forgot the last name of the couple.

You dropped the ring, you usurped the cocktail hour. You know,

[00:13:45] TREY GERRALD: And took A' selfie in front of an old car when you were 45 minutes

[00:13:49] CHELSEY DONN: And also like 'I was gonna ask about that. So how old do we think naughty is? Because 'I 'I was like, why isn't naughty saying selfie? They said, take A' picture of them of himself. So 'I feel like naughty has to be older,

[00:14:03] TREY GERRALD: And this was 2015, so this was like nearly 10 years ago, 20 years

[00:14:09] CHELSEY DONN: we knew what A' selfie was.

[00:14:11] TREY GERRALD: Wait, no, 10 years ago.

[00:14:13] CHELSEY DONN: 10, nearly 10, not 10, like eight. But anyway, eight years ago we definitely knew what A' selfie was. Selfie sticks were all the rage. People were taking selfies.

[00:14:24] TREY GERRALD: believe that. 'I definitely believe that. This is like an, an older gentleman or an older lady like 'I think they're definitely like, at, at least above 60, don't

you?

[00:14:35] CHELSEY DONN: yes, I'm getting like A'. I'm getting contemporary of Ron and Jennifer's parents.

[00:14:41] TREY GERRALD: right. Close friend.

Yeah.

[00:14:44] CHELSEY DONN: this was interesting. 'I think that there was enough evidence here, 'I, like that they gave us dates. So the wedding took place on October 3rd. We know that, uh, naughty took A' week to cool off

[00:14:59] TREY GERRALD: Mm-hmm.

[00:15:00] CHELSEY DONN: and then decided no more

[00:15:01] TREY GERRALD: Or 'I. Wonder if the parents were sort of like,

[00:15:05] CHELSEY DONN: Upset about it

[00:15:06] TREY GERRALD: well, they they were discussing and then it

[00:15:08] CHELSEY DONN: maybe they like, can you believe that Rabbi 'I could die? You know how much we spent on this wedding for that, you know, maybe.

[00:15:16] TREY GERRALD: Exactly. And 'I wonder if they're like, go leave them. A' negative review. Like this is insane.

[00:15:22] CHELSEY DONN: Maybe this could have been coerced by the couple. Just like we're A' close friend of the family. You know, this is definitely, Nadia is not just A' random, like barely made it on the list kind of person. This is clearly A' v 'I, P. Attendee of the wedding, who felt for the, for the couple because it is an interesting perspective when you think about it.

Usually when we're reading reviews on the knot, we're reading them firsthand from the bride, usually from the bride, maybe from the groom, maybe from A' mother-in-law, or, or mother or the bride. You know what 'I mean, like. We're hearing from the bridal party, right, or the groomsmen we're hearing from somebody in that central orbit.

So it is very interesting to have A' Knot review from A' guest

[00:16:11] TREY GERRALD: 'I know,

but

[00:16:12] CHELSEY DONN: mean 'I. Wonder if you just Googled this. If he said, I'm Rabbi so-and-so, and you Google their name, you know if, if that's how they came across the knot. Because do you really interact with the knot as A' guest? 'I? Guess maybe some people have the registry on the knot.

'I. Wonder if you link like Offic. If there's like A' program 'I, guess you could link to the Rabbi. I'm not really sure.

[00:16:34] TREY GERRALD: So do you think that like 'I, mean 'I don't even know how to go through the roster here? Is it valuable? New or unique? 'I mean yes, but do we think it's true?

[00:16:43] CHELSEY DONN: 'I mean 'I do only cuz 'I think it would be pretty farfetched for somebody that went to A' wedding to then go and just run A' smear campaign against this Rabbi

[00:16:55] TREY GERRALD: Right.

[00:16:56] CHELSEY DONN: 'I Don't know 'I, mean 'I. Think you're 45 minutes late. That's not A'. Good look.

[00:17:00] TREY GERRALD: No.

[00:17:00] CHELSEY DONN: There's A' lot of evidence here. We broke it down from literally the being late to the selfie, to the ring, to the 'I mean.

There's so many points along the way. What do we think about the 11th hour discovery of if this rabbi was sober, his days have passed, if he was not sober, like shame on you.

[00:17:24] TREY GERRALD: Well, it, it makes me think that they don't want to say that they were drunk.

[00:17:29] CHELSEY DONN: Like they're trying to be above it.

[00:17:31] TREY GERRALD: 'I. Guess Donn. Don't know. It is an interesting route to take, like if it was so clear that they were wasted, cuz to me, 'I would imagine the late thing can happen, however, and that's horrible.

[00:17:43] CHELSEY DONN: Right,

[00:17:43] TREY GERRALD: Forgetting the stuff dropping like that could be maybe old age, or it could also

[00:17:48] CHELSEY DONN: Well, that's what I'm wondering if they're getting at that, like are they saying like, You know, if, if you're not drunk, then you're like senile and you should retire from being A' rabbi. Cuz that's kind of like A', shady, low blow 'I. Don't love,

[00:18:01] TREY GERRALD: 'I know. But to forget the bride's name,

[00:18:04] CHELSEY DONN: bad. It's

[00:18:06] TREY GERRALD: don't know how.

[00:18:07] CHELSEY DONN: 'I. Don't know how you come back from

[00:18:09] TREY GERRALD: No. 'I don't either. That seems.

[00:18:13] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah.

[00:18:13] TREY GERRALD: It's like that's really bad.

[00:18:16] CHELSEY DONN: 'I mean 'I, like that the party was dominated by the happiness and not by this situation, but they, but he sure gave it A' shot.

[00:18:25] TREY GERRALD: Do you think that that's true though? Or do you think they're just like trying to like end the event that like their friend or like that they see? It's like

[00:18:33] CHELSEY DONN: 'I

[00:18:33] TREY GERRALD: it was Domin

[00:18:35] CHELSEY DONN: feel that way too. Cause I'm like, if it was so dominated by all of that, then would you really leave remembering. Maybe, maybe like by contrast

[00:18:45] TREY GERRALD: Well 'I just think painting the pic, cuz obviously cocktail hour is immediately following the ceremony. So, you know, like it really paints as truthful to me to be like 'I. Everyone was fucking talking about this rabbi at the cocktail hour, but we don't wanna be like that. So we're gonna say it was so beautiful that even like, you know, it didn't dominate the entire experience because the love is beautiful.

You know, God is good,

[00:19:10] CHELSEY DONN: right.

[00:19:11] TREY GERRALD: but he sure gave it 'I mean. It's like beauti. It's just so beautiful. Like it's so hilarious and

[00:19:16] CHELSEY DONN: It is, it is funny the way that it does feel like naughty is sort of like tiptoeing into naughty land and then sort of like tiptoeing out.

[00:19:26] TREY GERRALD: 'I 'I mean

[00:19:28] CHELSEY DONN: Let's just o overall impact here.

[00:19:31] TREY GERRALD: 'I. Mean 'I. Think it's true and it makes me want to like search through every single review and like honestly, 'I think this might have A' deal breaking impact on me.

[00:19:42] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, 'I definitely think it's impactful. And 'I do like the perspective. Was it humorous? Were we laughing? If we were, was it at, was it with,

[00:19:51] TREY GERRALD: 'I mean we were laughing.

[00:19:52] CHELSEY DONN: we were laughing, we laughed and spelling grammar's all good.

[00:19:56] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, actually 'I don't think there's A'. Single issue. 'I mean. 'I think that they were very intentional with every word choice. So it makes sense that it is exceedingly intentional and, and grammar.

[00:20:07] CHELSEY DONN: Okay. 'I. Think 'I can crown. Naughty, can you?

[00:20:11] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, let's do it.

[00:20:12] CHELSEY DONN: Okay.

[00:20:17] TREY GERRALD: ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of crown cards. They go from zero to five in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another. Lie lie, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

[00:20:35] CHELSEY DONN: A' Jew for A'. Long time 'I. Love you. All right. Let's do it.

[00:20:38] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating

tow to school.

[00:20:50] CHELSEY DONN: Here we go. It's four. Okay, so I'm holding up four crowns. Trey's holding up four and A' half crowns. 'I almost did four and A' half crowns myself. 'I think this is pretty queenly. 'I. Think it's A'. Great perspective, 'I. Think there's A'. Lot of information here. 'I guess 'I took the one crown away cuz 'I thought it maybe naughty was being A'.

Little sh A'. Little bit shady and it's not A' firsthand account. So 'I think that 'I would want, 'I would be really curious to hear the perspective of the bride in the groom that was on the HIPPA when this, this, you know, occurred. And 'I think for that reason I'm leaving A' little bit of room. But 'I.

Think it's A'. Pretty good Review. 'I think it's pretty impactful. And 'I think it's pretty much A' deal breaker. So for that reason, 'I went with four crowns. Why four and A' half?

[00:21:39] TREY GERRALD: 'I mean 'I went with four and A' half cuz 'I didn't want to say Review. Queen, uh, and 'I and 'I can't really pinpoint why. Cuz 'I think that it's really masterfully done. 'I think they really skirt the shady truthful balance in like A' beautiful cultural way that. Only Jews can do 'I mean. It's just like why 'I love them so much.

Like in one side of the mouth, they can say something that like reads you for filth, but it's like 'I. Don't know. 'I, just 'I am so obsessed with this review. 'I do think that it's real and truthful. 'I appreciate the, it is like beautifully written 'I. Think they heighten, they, they like spell out the offenses in such A', perfectly building way to where by the end, 'I get to the.

And I'm like, oh, 'I mean, it's just like 'I. It's such A' disaster, right? Truly ove.

[00:22:28] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah.

[00:22:28] TREY GERRALD: 'I thought it was really funny. 'I, imagine like if you're calling into question whether they're sober or not,

[00:22:35] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah.

[00:22:36] TREY GERRALD: then perhaps you should go with someone else. 'I mean C. Is it possible to forget the bride's name? Yeah, but 'I think that like you have to like be of such A' sound mind, 'I.

That you have the names written down on the pad or like you have them on your hand. Like there is A', some sort of plan that if you are an officiant specifically, and that is how you are making income, you have the bases covered at bare minimum to remember the names of the people that are employing you for this hour or whatever.

You know, it's A' little unforgivable to me.

[00:23:09] CHELSEY DONN: Agree.

[00:23:11] TREY GERRALD: Yeah. 'I think the impact. 'I. Don't think 'I would hire this Rabbi 'I think 'I would have to.

[00:23:16] CHELSEY DONN: 'I don't think that 'I could either. No. 'I think this was, this was A' fail, but you know what? The wedding, it was spectacular. It was full of love.

[00:23:26] TREY GERRALD: Yes,

It was Ines Destroyable, even though he gave it A'. Good

[00:23:30] CHELSEY DONN: Exact, which is very thematic for the juice.

[00:23:34] TREY GERRALD: Well, exactly. Speaking of giving things A'. Good shot, ChelseyBD. Why don't we pivot our spotlight into our most regal portion of the show. Who are you inducting today for?

[00:23:48] VOICEOVER: My, Royal, Highness.

[00:23:50] CHELSEY DONN: I'm so happy you asked Trey because 'I want to induct A' particular person named Manuel, who runs A' mobile carwash business in Los Angeles that I've been using. I've used Manuel now, 'I. Probably four times. 'I referred him out to A' client who's now used him, and he does such an amazing job. He's A' spectacular business person.

He's always texting me and following up with me in A' way that feels kind and not like he's trying to just. Get my business in any salacious way. 'I really just love the way Manel runs his business. And 'I spent A' long time looking for A' Great car wash, and I'm just so happy and so grateful to have found Manuel and 'I.

Wanna thank you and 'I wanna induct you as My Royal Highness. My car is sparkly and clean, so

[00:24:46] TREY GERRALD: Wait, did you say mobile or manual?

[00:24:49] CHELSEY DONN: Mobile.

[00:24:50] TREY GERRALD: So what's that mean?

[00:24:51] CHELSEY DONN: He comes to me.

[00:24:52] TREY GERRALD: Oh, to you.

[00:24:55] CHELSEY DONN: Isn't that amazing?

[00:24:56] TREY GERRALD: Okay. This is A' really funny, interesting topic of conversation because 'I have A' black car, 'I. And I've had it for A' year. 'I like got the email, so 'I want to go to A' carwash, but 'I. In the state of New Jersey, they always have people that dry everything off with A' Towel.

'I wanna go to A' gas station like in the south where you just drive through and it's all done by A' machine and 'I don't have to talk to anyone or tip anyone. 'I can just drive through when it's done. We don't have these in New Jersey and David from this county is like, I've never seen A' drive through carwash that isn't employed by people.

I'm like, what are you talking about?

[00:25:35] CHELSEY DONN: is A' jersey thing, cuz in LA we definitely have A'. Bunch of the ones you're talking about where you can just pay, you know where they might try to have it at Costco? Unless it's A', New Jersey rule.

[00:25:45] TREY GERRALD: Oh, my Costco doesn't have it cause 'I was just there and 'I got gas. But wait, but 'I, now I'm hearing about Manuel. Manuel. So maybe when 'I go to la Well, I'm not gonna drive to LA just for Manuel to come to your house to wash my car. But if 'I lived there,

'I

[00:26:00] CHELSEY DONN: Wow. Would you like to do, take A' trip to New

[00:26:03] TREY GERRALD: Come to Jersey.

[00:26:04] CHELSEY DONN: Trey's car?

[00:26:06] TREY GERRALD: 'I. Wonder

[00:26:06] CHELSEY DONN: Let us know. 1 8, 5 0 review. Zero.

[00:26:09] TREY GERRALD: No, but 'I 'I hear the induction because it is an important task, right? Like, I'm not gonna go out there

[00:26:15] CHELSEY DONN: And 'I have like been burned by car wash places. Ugh. Like so many times that where they like did damage to my car and it just turned into A' whole saga. And 'I just don't like being in the circus of A' million other cars when I'm trying to get my car washed.

And it's such A' luxury to be able to have someone come to your house and wash your car and do such A'. Good job. And someone that you can trust. And

[00:26:39] TREY GERRALD: That's A' genius idea.

[00:26:41] CHELSEY DONN: it's, it's fantastic. And 'I, 'I feel very lucky that 'I found Manuel. What? A' Great

[00:26:46] TREY GERRALD: thank you for sharing. Congratulations. Meanwhile, well we did A' Queen. That is another round on the r u A' R Q Ferris Wheel of the re review. Um, I'm sorry, what is the name?

[00:27:03] CHELSEY DONN: review that.

[00:27:04] TREY GERRALD: our names.

[00:27:06] CHELSEY DONN: Oh no. Trey, are you all

[00:27:07] TREY GERRALD: you get it? I'm quoting

[00:27:10] CHELSEY DONN: 'I, get it. The Rabbi,

[00:27:11] TREY GERRALD: Oh, okay.

[00:27:14] CHELSEY DONN: are you drunk? Should 'I be worried? Thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend. Preferably A'. Menschy friend

[00:27:24] TREY GERRALD: If you didn't like what you heard, please tell A'. A'. Or, or an enemy,

[00:27:33] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. To support the production of our show, visit Review That Review dot com slash donate.

[00:27:40] TREY GERRALD: hit A' Bar Voice Mailbox, 1 8 5 0 review zero

[00:27:43] CHELSEY DONN: Join our mailing list at Review That Review dot com.

[00:27:48] TREY GERRALD: oh. And you can follow us on all of our socials at the review. Queens

[00:27:52] CHELSEY DONN: 'I am at ChelseyBD.

[00:27:55] TREY GERRALD: and 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

[00:27:57] CHELSEY DONN: On today's after Show pod, we are rating and reviewing A' one-star review from V R B O, A', brand new source for, let's just say, A' Rental in Brooklyn. So to find out what made Trey say,

[00:28:20] TREY GERRALD: Also 'I. Think it's hilarious to say that Gowana is close to Times Square and to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

[00:28:28] CHELSEY DONN: 'I don't want A' hoopla, but 'I do wanna hop A'.

[00:28:31] TREY GERRALD: Then become A' member Queens over on our Patreon at Review That Review dot com slash patreon so that you get to hear our weekly members only after show companion podcast. Also, we would love to invite you to remember

[00:28:48] CHELSEY DONN: Ignore the haters. You're A', Queen,

[00:28:50] TREY GERRALD: Jen non-specific Queen esta.

[00:28:53] CHELSEY DONN: Queen.




Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.




[00:29:17] CHELSEY DONN: Queen and uh, 'I still think it's kind of good. It fits like the wizard.

[00:29:25] TREY GERRALD: It does fit ChelseyBD. Very nice. Good job,

[00:29:27] CHELSEY DONN: Thank you.

[00:29:28] TREY GERRALD: 'I. Think you have A' real future ahead of you.

[00:29:32] CHELSEY DONN: Oh man.


 

Comments