TRANSCRIPT of Episode 54: "Three Wolf Tee"
Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 54: "Three Wolf Tee"
Transcription
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THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hi,
[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Chelsey and hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review! The podcast dedicated to reviewing
[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: Reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:00:51] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.
[00:00:53] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.
[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: And when we come together, we form:
[00:00:58] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens!
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[00:01:18] Trey Gerrald: Hey Chelsey goose goose. How you doing?
[00:01:21] Chelsey Donn: Oh, I'm good. Goldie seems a little bit barky. So hopefully that will resolve over the course of the taping. I'm good. As you know, I'm like so busy, I've been staring at a computer screen for so long, just trying to finish this pilot and my eyes are burning, but, uh, it's great to see your face across the screen.
[00:01:41] Trey Gerrald: do, you have blue light blocking glasses,
[00:01:43] Chelsey Donn: these are supposed to be blue, light blocking, but I think I've just exceeded the amount of time. One is supposed to sit at a
[00:01:50] Trey Gerrald: lights up it's
[00:01:51] Chelsey Donn: the blue is like, um, yeah, I'm out.
[00:01:53] Trey Gerrald: I'm tired.
[00:01:54] Chelsey Donn: How's your
[00:01:55] Trey Gerrald: I'm having a good week
[00:01:56] Trey Gerrald: you know, I'm excited to share. I leased a car.
[00:02:01] Chelsey Donn: stop you did. Oh my God. Did you cry? Did you, was it emotional? Like.
[00:02:08] Trey Gerrald: I have explicitly not been sharing with Chelsey so that we could get that genuine reaction.
[00:02:14] Chelsey Donn: I'm so happy.
[00:02:15] Trey Gerrald: I leased my car last Wednesday and it's been good. It was, I went with a Hyundai.
[00:02:22] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:02:23] Trey Gerrald: Which is awesome. And they have this little thing nowadays called express shopping with true pricing transparency,
[00:02:31] Chelsey Donn: Oh,
[00:02:32] Trey Gerrald: basically like locks you in to a deal sheet.
[00:02:35] Trey Gerrald: And then you go and in-person and they have to honor it for the three days. The deal sheet is good for. So I went in. I met with this wonderful salesperson named Melo, and they did not try to do anything shady. They actually took an additional $200 off when I asked and all as well. So now Chelsey, I have a black 20, 22 Hyundai venue SUV.
[00:03:02] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.
[00:03:02] Trey Gerrald: like a little teeny baby version of your nice BMW.
[00:03:07] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Well, the, everybody doesn't need to know how bougie I am, but
[00:03:11] Trey Gerrald: But I can't wait for them to park beside each other. Cause you'll see. It's like a teeny little funny version of
[00:03:16] Chelsey Donn: I love that though. So is this, is this Hyundai specific with a pricing thing? Like that's something they do.
[00:03:23] Trey Gerrald: It is something that they specifically do. I don't know if every single dealership does it, but
[00:03:28] Trey Gerrald: certain do. Yeah. And I asked mellow the salesperson. I asked him, you know, like, do people do this all the time? And he was like, no, because I think people think there has to be a catch. So they don't think it's actually real.
[00:03:44] Trey Gerrald: like, wow, this is Crazy. And I told him,