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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 59: "Color Me Mine"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 59: "Color Me Mine"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello

[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: Hello, and welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:42] Chelsey Donn: reviews. Yeah, we're just like Cisco and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic, masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:54] Trey Gerrald: that is your lovely host Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:57] Chelsey Donn: And that is your

[00:00:59] VOICEOVER: The

[00:01:00] Trey Gerrald: And together we are your lovely.

[00:01:04] VOICEOVER: review Queens.

[00:01:09] Trey Gerrald: Just ignore that the, for access to additional reviews and tidbits on our weekly members, only after show companion podcast, plus videos, merch discounts, and actually a whole lot more go visit our Patreon. It's where you can support and get exclusive content. All you gotta do is go to Patreon dot com slash Review That Review Chelsey.

[00:01:31] Trey Gerrald: How is ya?

[00:01:32] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. I'm good. I'm good. I'm feeling like tired and drained a little bit, you know, like sort of swimming through the day, but other than that, can't really complain. How's the car going?

[00:01:45] Trey Gerrald: Oh, my God. I was gonna say, should I call you Dory?

[00:01:48] Trey Gerrald: The car is great.

[00:01:49] Chelsey Donn: Just keep swimming.

[00:01:50] Trey Gerrald: Yes, it's good. I'm happy to have a car. I had to fill it up for the very first time and that was fun and not that bad. So I was happy about that. Thank you, Hyundai. And um, life is good.

[00:02:02] Chelsey Donn: Where were you that you had to fill your own gas? Oh,

[00:02:05] Trey Gerrald: Oh, well, someone had to do it, but like the tank, you know, went to empty.

[00:02:09] Chelsey Donn: Got it. Got

[00:02:09] Trey Gerrald: So I had to drive it somewhere for someone to pump it for me, cuz I am in New Jersey.

[00:02:13] Chelsey Donn: Are you still as irritated about that? Or have you grown? Like, is it, is it as annoying as it once was?

[00:02:19] Trey Gerrald: Well, I might do this as a, uh, Royal Highness at some point further down the line, but I joined this app called gas buddy.

[00:02:27] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Mm-hmm wow.

[00:02:27] Trey Gerrald: They have like a card. So I had to get this card in the mail where you can save like up to like 50 cents per gallon.

[00:02:35] Chelsey Donn: That's a lot.

[00:02:35] Trey Gerrald: Right. But you have an ID number that you have to punch in. So I did have like this anxiety about like, oh my gosh, like, is the person gonna ask me for a zip code, even though it isn't a zip code, it's an ID number.

[00:02:45] Trey Gerrald: And like, are they not gonna know what's happening? Am I gonna have to explain it? And then I'm not gonna be able to save my 8 cents that I thought that I would be saving, but I'm not gonna, you know, I was stressing cuz that's just how I operate in life. But it all worked out.

[00:02:56] Chelsey Donn: Had they seen it before you weren't the first one with

[00:02:59] Trey Gerrald: He, yeah, he must have understood. I made a tiny, teeny little label that said ID number and I put it on there and I laminated it with some tape. Um, but he, he, he still asked me, um, but he said, what's the ID, not what's your zip code. And so I didn't have to have a conversation so that

[00:03:17] Chelsey Donn: Oh good.

[00:03:18] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Yeah. How were you, how was your car?

[00:03:21] Chelsey Donn: My car is good. No major complaints over here. Thank goodness. Uh, driving around LA traffic, you know, the regular Complaint about that all the time. Do we have anything else we wanna complain about today?

[00:03:35] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, actually I think that it's time for us to both.

[00:03:38] VOICEOVER: Lodge Complaint.

[00:03:40] Trey Gerrald: right, so this is a little bizarre. So I received in the mail, this gorgeous purple envelope. And I was like,

[00:03:49] Trey Gerrald: Ooh. what is this? And it just says my name or current resident. Open this envelope to read this exciting journey of being chan