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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 79: "Spirit Airlines"



Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 79: "Spirit Airlines"

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*Please Pardon any spelling errors!




[00:00:00] Chelsey Donn: Five 'I don't need to do. 5, 3, 2,

[00:00:05] Trey Gerrald: One,, GO!.

[00:00:08] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:37] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:39] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and welcome once again to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

[00:00:47] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:59] Trey Gerrald: That's Chelsey Donn,

[00:01:00] Chelsey Donn: And that's Trey Gerrald.

[00:01:02] Trey Gerrald: and together we are.

[00:01:04] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:08] Trey Gerrald: Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon. To learn more, click on the word Patreon Review That Review dot com. If you enjoy the show, please consider A' tip in our virtual tip jar at Review That Review dot com slash donate. Well, hello ChelseyBD, how are you?

[00:01:30] Chelsey Donn: I'm good. Our mutual friend Emily Crowder is visiting me from the East Coast, so that's been very nice. It's always like, As much as sometimes when A' friend visits, it can be like overwhelming cuz you feel like, okay, 'I need to make sure this person has A' good time. But at the same time, it's kind of nice cuz you get to revisit the like top list of places you like to go to and share it with someone for the first time.

So I've been enjoying

[00:01:57] Trey Gerrald: Have you been doing A'? Lot of that.

[00:01:58] Chelsey Donn: you know, we've been, we've been making our way around. It's been nice.

[00:02:02] Trey Gerrald: Love that.

[00:02:03] Chelsey Donn: love. Yeah. And I've done some cooking and introduced her to some of my friends out here. You know, slowly but surely I'm pulling.

[00:02:09] Trey Gerrald: That's

[00:02:10] Chelsey Donn: No offense try, but I'm trying to get her over here on the West Coast

[00:02:14] Trey Gerrald: can take her cuz you know what, we all have FaceTime now, which is such A' beautiful

[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: true.

[00:02:20] Trey Gerrald: And 'I know that her boyfriend is gonna be over in New York, so I'm not really threatened.

[00:02:25] Chelsey Donn: Oh, well apparently her boyfriend likes la so 'I just saying. All right, well anyway, we're together. We're on opposite coast to become one on this podcast. It's been A' week, so I'm sure there must be some complaints that you have gathered. So, do you have A'? Complaint? You wanna Lodge?

[00:02:43] Trey Gerrald: I'll jump right in. 'I would love to

[00:02:46] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:02:47] Trey Gerrald: against having A' cop driving behind you.

[00:02:51] Chelsey Donn: Oh,

[00:02:51] Trey Gerrald: Have you ever experienced that? You're just driving along, experiencing your own life? We talked A' little bit about this last week and it made me put A' little asterisk because nothing instantly like sucks all of the air out of A' car.

Then when there's A' cop, you notice it. Automatically, like 'I take my foot off the pedal or 'I put my foot on on the brake, and then I'm like suddenly like, oh my God, what speed is it? Oh my God, what am 'I doing? I'm like, look around 'I like have to stare at the cop to see if they're about to turn the lights on.

I'm like, and then when they get behind you,

[00:03:25] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Terrifying.

[00:03:27] Trey Gerrald: you know, proverbial last walk where I'm like, at any moment the sirens are in, lights are gonna go off. Is he about to flip it now? What's happening? Am 'I going too fast if 'I

[00:03:38] Chelsey Donn: Even when you're not doing anything wrong, like even when you're like following

[00:03:42] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah. 'I mean 'I. Yeah. 'I don't want, A' can A' horror on myself, but I've never gotten A' ticket before. 'I do 'I am like A' law abiding citizen here. So like, it's just my anxiety, but I'm instantly. Do they know 'I slowing down? Do they know what's happening the other day?

[00:04:00] Chelsey Donn: Does it look suspicious that I'm going slow now?

[00:04:03] Trey Gerrald: Exactly. So the other day, this drive, 'I make every day from work, there's A' red light, which we have covered many times on the show.

And there's not A' specific sign that you can't turn right on red. But 'I was at the light and there was, it's late. There are no, there's no cars coming on any side. It's just literally me and the cop behind. At A' four-way intersection and I'm turning right and it's red and 'I. It's not changing Anytime soon 'I can see.

The other side is green for miles and I'm like, what do 'I do? 'I 'I think 'I have to sit here. What 'I, maybe 'I have to erase what 'I just said moments ago because there are times when 'I do just turn red there. 'I turn right there on the red. So, but 'I don't know if that's illegal or

[00:04:51] Chelsey Donn: But it's confusing. 'I. Don't think it is illegal. 'I. Think in, in New Jersey, you are allowed to turn right on red unless there's assignment says you're not. But 'I understand how in that moment you're like, I'd rather be the person that just

[00:05:03] Trey Gerrald: Well, because then 'I was like, if 'I turn, will they pull me over? Am 'I doing something wrong? If 'I don't turn, is this cop about to honk at me? And then 'I was like, what is the experience of A' Cop? Because do they just always like, are they just always driving behind people that are going A', little too slow, that are always really cautious, that adhere to everything That's annoying because 'I would never try to like be brave or do something brazen with A' cop behind me.

[00:05:33] Chelsey Donn: Oh yeah. No, no. 'I was at one of those, like 'I, we both arrived at A' stop sign at A'. Similar time. But 'I definitely like got there first before the cop and 'I was just like, go ahead. Go ahead. You go ahead. No, I'm fine to wait like you please. 'I don't wanna be anywhere near you, even though 'I have the right of way.

[00:05:51] Trey Gerrald: Oh, funny.

[00:05:51] Chelsey Donn: You know, 'I was like, that's fine. You,

[00:05:54] Trey Gerrald: Well that's my Complaint 'I. 'I don't like the power play, the power dynamic and what 'I instinctually jump into in order to escape any sort of trouble, even when there is no trouble. So 'I, 'I have to Lodge that. If anyone else has any experiences being tailed by police or A', quick je and hide Hyde personality shift.

As soon as there's A' cop in the area, let me know. Call in one eight fifty review zero.

[00:06:20] Chelsey Donn: yes. 'I. Think A'. Lot of people can relate to that. There is just like an automatic feeling of your heart, like, you know,

[00:06:27] Trey Gerrald: Hmm.

[00:06:28] Chelsey Donn: so 'I definitely feel that. 'I have A', Complaint to Lodge too. It's not really related, but you know, when you're, you're checking the mail and. Every once in A' while you see one of those envelopes and it's like the check envelope and you can tell it's A' check because it has like the window and you can see the like check material or it's one of those that has the like perforation all around the side of it.

So you're gonna like open it. It's clearly A' check and you're excited. You're like, oh my God, yes. A' check. And then you open it up and it's A' loan offer. Oh no, no. Or A' credit card offer. This is just how are we getting away with doing this? It is terrible. And sometimes it'll actually be A' check that says like, you know, $30,000 'I.

Remember 'I got recently, 'I opened it up and 'I was like, oh, it's A' residual check or whatever, and it was like $35,000. And 'I was like, oh my God. Like 'I, 'I like blinked. I'm like, am 'I looking at this, right? Like $35,000, it says my name on it. And then 'I realized it was A' loan. For A' $35,000 loan.

How is this legal? How are we allowed to do this? 'I mean you're not supposed to falsely represent like A' business can't have A', Starbucks, LogoVora, or something that looks similar to Starbucks. If they're selling coffee, because then that's misleading the person into thinking maybe I'm buying Starbucks when I'm not.

So if we have those kind of trademark or whatever laws in place to help people from being confused with business, why is there nothing in place to keep people from sending you what appears to be A'? Check in the mail when it's not. It's actually the opposite of A' check. It's something that's gonna like bring you further into debt.

[00:08:18] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean 'I. See the comparison between coffee and money? 100% here, . But yeah, no 'I. 'I agree. Like it's, and it does feel like A', like you've taken the bait, you're now in the mouse trap, like the switch and bait because you know what A' check looks like, and so you're like, yay. And then you feel duped instantly.

It's like, oh, 'I just got pie in my face. I'm A' stupid little kid on bozo.

[00:08:44] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. Exactly. It must be stopped. Something must be done.

[00:08:49] Trey Gerrald: Maybe we should send out mail for this podcast that looks like it's A'. Check.

[00:08:54] Chelsey Donn: 'I could never 'I, could never do that to my audience,

[00:08:58] Trey Gerrald: Well 'I hear you. Yes, it is. It is very frustrating and it is like very intentional. Cause 'I know the open rate is gonna be so much higher because you think you're getting something, you

[00:09:08] Chelsey Donn: exactly. And then you feel like A' real asshole when you realize

[00:09:12] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.

[00:09:13] Chelsey Donn: you got tricked. So

[00:09:15] Trey Gerrald: Huh.

[00:09:15] Chelsey Donn: speaking of assholes,

[00:09:18] Trey Gerrald: Really? That's the segue. I'm scared. What are, what are we gonna review today? I'm nervous.

[00:09:26] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Should we get into some online reviews?

[00:09:29] Trey Gerrald: Let's take the as asshole segue and review some reviews today.

[00:09:32] VOICEOVER: A', Review, That, Review.

[00:09:37] Chelsey Donn: S 'I. Am.

[00:09:40] Trey Gerrald: If this is not A' review for toilet paper or something, I'm gonna be so mad at you.

[00:09:43] Chelsey Donn: Oh, it's not, but, but 'I think there's assholes involved. Okay, so as you know, we are your trustee. Review Queens. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:09:55] Trey Gerrald: We read you A' review, break it down and write the impact of the review on A' scale from zero to five crowns. It's A' very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I love to call.

[00:10:04] VOICEOVER: Assess, That, Kvetch.

[00:10:06] Chelsey Donn: It's our favorite thing to call it that

[00:10:07] Trey Gerrald: And today, ChelseyBD has brought in something to do with assholes. What is your review today?

[00:10:14] Chelsey Donn: Okay, so you know, Trey, it's that time of year when we're traveling, we're going to see family. And so 'I was thinking, what better thing to review than an airline? And if

[00:10:26] Trey Gerrald: just got another LinkedIn email. Why do they come to me when we're recording? I'm sorry to interrupt you, 'I. Literally just. It just popped up on my iPhone, my 'I Apple Watch.

[00:10:37] Chelsey Donn: This is it. This is the message that LinkedIn's very distracting from like, we're literally in the middle of recording

[00:10:43] Trey Gerrald: I'm sorry. You were on A' roll. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[00:10:46] Chelsey Donn: So anyway, so you know, we liked to travel and 'I thought maybe an airline, right? That could be interesting. People were very passionate about airlines and then 'I thought, if I'm gonna do an airline, 'I, might as well go straight to the ass of the airlines.

And 'I decided to look at

[00:10:57] Trey Gerrald: Spirit.

[00:10:58] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Okay. As we know, they don't have the best reputation, uh, 'I. Think I've told A' story in Patreon. If 'I haven't, I'll tell it this week my own personal spirit story, but it's not the best airline. So 'I decided to look up Spirit Airline reviews. And weirdly, this review is coming from TripAdvisor.

'I didn't know that TripAdvisor did like all over reviews, but 'I think it's because the main, it's A', Florida based, um, airline. So 'I think everything is kind of getting attached to that

[00:11:33] Trey Gerrald: explains A' lot actually.

[00:11:34] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Right. So the following is A' one review for Spirit Airlines written by Captain Ron 3 21. Subject is Spirit Airlines adds insult to injury with lies.

Like many people we live conservatively celebrating. Our anniversary is generally A', thoughtful card, some supermarket, flowers and A' restaurant. One step up from our go-to Longhorn or Olive Garden. This year marked our 25th, and we decided to celebrate in A'. More memorable way. Our plans for A' Romantic cruise were curtailed by family commitments.

After reading some travel blogs and discussions with friends, we settled on A' Long weekend in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. We requested the time out of work, which in my wife's case, this meant working extended shifts before and after our trip. 'I carefully planned out each of four days at A' Beautiful resort with options for shows.

Dining and great activities. Spirit Airlines was the only choice offering direct flights from Boston Providence that 'I could find. While we had A' bad experience previously with Spirit, the difference of three hours of travel each way enticed us to try them. One more. Online booking was standard for spirit.

Individual charges for everything. Booking, seat choice, carry on. Bags, A', drink of water, oxygen. Just kidding. We had A' 5:00 AM flight, which would land us at 7:00 AM so we would enjoy the entire first day. 'I called ahead and the resort agreed to get us in early for A', early check-in, spa treatments, good to go or so 'I thought to make our 5:00 AM flight, we had to leave home around 3:00 AM.

[00:13:47] Trey Gerrald: Oh my gosh.

[00:13:48] Chelsey Donn: 'I took one last look at my computer before going to grab A', couple of hours of sleep and saw that at 10:30 PM they sent an email stating that our flight was delayed and would not leave until 1:39 PM A' nine hour

[00:14:05] Trey Gerrald: Whoa.

[00:14:07] Chelsey Donn: The email started. We hate running late as much as you do 'I. Really doubt that is true.

'I called the airline and spoke with A' representative who apologized and said that the plane was grounded for A' maintenance issue, but we should still get to the airport at 4:00 AM just in case they get it resolved. Our plan now changed from A' Day by the pool with umbrella drinks to sitting in the airport for the entire day left with few options.

Our son dropped us off and we stood in A'. Horrible line of equally unhappy customers for two hours. When we finally get to the front of the line, We check our bags and the computer representative explains that the plane is stuck in South Carolina due to weather. Weather. What about maintenance, which 'I was told four hours ago? 'I went on to say that it has been flawlessly spectacular in both locations by all reports, and that no other flights were delayed coming from or going to that location. The representative rolled her eyes, spun her computer monitor around and said, all 'I can tell you is what my screen says. She went on to offer me A' refund, but there were no other flights to get there before 5:00 PM Anyway, fast forward this nightmare to noon.

When my wife is enjoying our anniversary weekend sleeping in A' chair by Starbucks, they call us to the gate to announce that the flight is delayed coming in from South Carolina and may not arrive due to airport construction. I'm now enraged and only focused on containing myself as to not be arrested by tsa. So how does the story end? You wouldn't believe it or perhaps you would.

[00:16:08] Trey Gerrald: 'I Dunno.

[00:16:10] Chelsey Donn: The plane lands and the incoming flight crew comes off at the gate, 'I chat with one of them who tells me that they were unhappy getting stuck in Myrtle Beach the night before. As it turns out, our original flight was nearly empty, so rather than take us on an empty plane, they lied to us.

Canceled it and doubled up our flight with the next one. We paid for A' A'. Lost A' Day at our resort, our rental car, and worst of all, one of our four days. Airlines purposely made us spend an entire day at an airport gate awaiting A' plane that was never planned to come. We were lied to not once maintenance, not twice weather, but three times airport construction only to be enlightened by the flight crew.

That keeping us there was A' plan all. Sure unforeseen things occur and stuff happens, but having no integrity and lying to customers is simply bad business. Well, there it is. Another and A' long line of Bad Spirit airline stories. Just go look all over the internet now. It's up to you. If you choose to fly with spirit, you may get what you do not deserve.

[00:17:47] VOICEOVER: Mm-hmm.

[00:17:48] Chelsey Donn: Captain, wrong

[00:17:51] Trey Gerrald: I'm so angry. All right. Well, it's very interesting because just we can talk about this on the after show, but my experience with Spirit Airlines is specifically Myrtle Beach.

[00:18:05] Chelsey Donn: Oh,

[00:18:06] Trey Gerrald: New York City because

[00:18:07] Chelsey Donn: oh funny.

[00:18:08] Trey Gerrald: one way. So 'I have literally been at this terminal.

[00:18:12] Chelsey Donn: Well then that's interesting cuz 'I guess that just goes to prove that the reason why 'I like this review is because Ron was like, we did it before. We know Spirit Airline sucks, but it's the only direct flight option.

[00:18:24] Trey Gerrald: Well, that was my question. Boston Providence. I've never heard of Boston Providence.

[00:18:29] Chelsey Donn: Oh, Boston Providence.

[00:18:31] Trey Gerrald: In the review, they say they, it was the only one way from Boston Providence to Myrtle Beach.

[00:18:39] Chelsey Donn: Oh yeah, good point. 'I don't know why they say Providence, Rhode Island, right?

[00:18:44] Trey Gerrald: right. In Boston, Massachusetts.

[00:18:46] Chelsey Donn: Maybe he meant Boston slash Providence, so like maybe like they would've flown out Boston or Providence. Is there an airline at in Providence?

[00:18:56] Trey Gerrald: is that geographically? Are they that close to each other?

[00:19:00] Chelsey Donn: 'I? Think so. 'I? 'I Don't know. Let's see, Providence, Boston.

[00:19:04] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Yeah. They're, yeah, they

[00:19:06] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, they're close enough. But is there A' Airport in Providence? Providence

[00:19:10] Trey Gerrald: there must be like A' small one.

[00:19:12] Chelsey Donn: Airport?

[00:19:14] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I thought they were saying they lived in in Boston. Providence 'I was like, what?

[00:19:19] Chelsey Donn: yeah. Okay, so there's A', Rhode Island International and Providence 'I Guess

[00:19:23] Trey Gerrald: But that's probably small

[00:19:25] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. But either way, 'I guess they're saying that this is the only direct flight.

[00:19:31] Trey Gerrald: Right.

[00:19:32] Chelsey Donn: Was that your case? Cuz you were saying that too, like that that was why you did it.

[00:19:36] Trey Gerrald: in my specific circumstance when 'I would be going, it was direct, uh, for Myrtle Beach, which is like, you know, you could drive A' maybe two hours away and go out of Columbia, which was like A' much larger airport. Well, okay, so 'I think the crux of this review is based on. Unnamed flight crew person, their retelling of the events, which 'I definitely believe that Captain Ron believes that that's true.

And 'I would imagine that they would have more information than we would be given, especially since the computer said one thing. The email said one thing and then this, like other one said something else. Like they don't have their story straight,

[00:20:18] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Clearly there's something fishy

[00:20:20] Trey Gerrald: like 'I believe that that's, so it 'I. Wonder if that's common.

Is that common to just cancel A' flight because there aren't enough

[00:20:29] Chelsey Donn: 'I do feel like I've heard of that before, but 'I guess the point is at that point then just cancel it. Like, you know,

[00:20:36] Trey Gerrald: Right. Don't delay

[00:20:37] Chelsey Donn: don't delay

[00:20:38] Trey Gerrald: But 'I, 'I do. I'm making this up, but 'I do think that there is some statistic about canceled flights and it like affects the grade of the

[00:20:49] Chelsey Donn: And clearly Spirit really needs all the help they can get.

[00:20:53] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean we have flown tiny, tiny, tiny, little like propeller jet planes. That seat like 17 people from Miami or Fort Lauderdale to Key West.

And there will like sometimes be like three people on the plane. But that is like A'. Completely different circumstance. 'I mean. 'I. Wish that we knew the flight crew person's information or name like 'I. Wish there

[00:21:18] Chelsey Donn: But maybe they like didn't wanna put them on blast cuz that that's kind of like them speaking against their own company, which 'I can't imagine is like A'. Good. Look.

[00:21:28] Trey Gerrald: 'I know, so, okay. Do you believe the flight person's story.

[00:21:32] Chelsey Donn: 'I do cuz 'I 'I. Imagine if like, if they're saying like, we wanted to leave last night, it was such an early flight that 'I guess to get that plane over, they would've had to leave the night before. So 'I think it makes sense that the flight attendant is like, 'I was ready to leave, like wasn't me. You know what 'I mean?

Like, They just didn't wanna leave cuz they didn't have enough people on the plane. 'I think it seems feasible and also just the fact that it was like we were saying there were so many, it's weather, it's, it's mechanical. It's like, what is it?

[00:22:01] Trey Gerrald: Right. 'I was also curious like that the person on the phone was like, you should still come at four 'I. Wonder if the email actually said that and, and Captain 'I just didn't include that

[00:22:13] Chelsey Donn: Oh, if the email said still go on time, or if the email was just like, because if they had gone, when the email had said originally for them to go, which was 1:39 PM they would've only been delayed like an hour. 'I don't know.

[00:22:28] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean That is one, like at the beginning of this, of hearing this review, 'I was thinking like, wow, that's so generous of them to email you the day before that it's gonna be canceled. Cuz so often they won't f-ing tell you until you're already checked in past the, you know, which is so

[00:22:43] Chelsey Donn: point of no return, right?

[00:22:44] Trey Gerrald: But, but God, no. Okay, wait. 'I have A'

[00:22:49] Chelsey Donn: Yeah,

[00:22:50] Trey Gerrald: Have you ever eaten at A' long?

[00:22:52] Chelsey Donn: no. 'I was gonna ask you 'I like, what is that? What's

[00:22:55] Trey Gerrald: It's like A' Steakhouse.

[00:22:57] Chelsey Donn: Is it like Outback?

[00:22:58] Trey Gerrald: Uh, ish. Have you ever been to A', Texas Roadhouse?

[00:23:02] Chelsey Donn: No.

[00:23:03] Trey Gerrald: Oh, oh my god. Texas Roadhouse has like the most incredible bread baskets. They give you cinnamon

[00:23:08] Chelsey Donn: Ooh, love that.

[00:23:10] Trey Gerrald: Texas Roadhouse, 'I. Think they give you like free peanuts, and there's like peanut shells,

[00:23:14] Chelsey Donn: Paint us on the floor. Okay. Yeah.

[00:23:17] Trey Gerrald: And for some reason 'I think of Longhorn as very similar.

Like we did have Longhorn, we did have, cuz 'I can see it like the LogoVora, like the L and the N of the Longhorn. It's like all caps and it looks like horns, like Bullhorns or 'I did in the nineties. But 'I don't necessarily think of that. 'I get the, the opening statement here is that they're conservative and they live in Boston.

[00:23:42] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, the working class people that live outside Boston, 'I mean That doesn't surprise me. 'I. 'I. Actually, that was my favorite part of this review, because 'I think going into A', lot of these spirit reviews, it's kind of like, what's the point? Right? Like every, it's like the butt of the joke at this point.

Everybody knows we don't take spirit, but at the end of the day, The reason why the airline exists is because it's supposed supposedly, you know, A' budget airline. So if you're somebody that wants to travel and wants to have this experience but doesn't have the money, like to the point where he's, you know, said his wife had to work extra shifts, le leading up to it.

Like there were, there were all these negotiations that had to be made. 'I can understand how somebody might still end up taking this airline, even though. It's the butt of the joke and everybody knows. So 'I thought that that was A' good context.

[00:24:36] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I agree, and that is one of those considerations like do you want to spend your money being first class for the travel or do you want to use that money that being first class would cost you and apply that to your actual vacation? Like that's A' conversation for some people

[00:24:54] Chelsey Donn: And then, and then the end of the day didn't save the money because they were like delayed and they lost all this time, you know?

[00:25:00] Trey Gerrald: That is the tricky thing about vacations in general is like, cuz you have to book the rental card. You have to book the resort, you have to book all of the like reservations for ho for restaurants. All of that has to be pre-planned. So when one little thing goes off, and you would assume 'I mean 'I, at least 'I believe A' story, that if you're one of the earliest flights of the day, then you're not gonna be as affect.

From like delays going on

[00:25:23] Chelsey Donn: the only reason 'I take the early flight. Yeah.

[00:25:27] Trey Gerrald: 'I will also tell you 'I think the first flight 'I ever went on in my life was when 'I flew to New York with like my middle school, high school group. That was like A' giant Delta plane. But then after that, every other flight 'I ever took was spirit.

So 'I didn't actually understand 'I was being nickled and dimed. 'I just sort of thought like, concessions are not free on the plane. And like you do have to pay for your bag cuz it's 'I. Just like knew flying was awful. Like that's just how it occurred to me.

[00:25:56] Chelsey Donn: That's funny. How long was that? Like how long was it before you were like, oh, it's this airline That sucks. Maybe there are other airlines that are A' little bit better.

[00:26:05] Trey Gerrald: 'I think like years on, like once 'I was able to just sort of like book flights on my own and like my parents weren't helping me, you know? 'I probably is when 'I realized it. But yeah, they are famous for these like individual fees, which Ron very nicely spells

[00:26:22] Chelsey Donn: Yes. And oxygen. Just kidding.

[00:26:25] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, that did make me think like 'I want, like can you imagine if you had to like put A' quarter on the slot before the

[00:26:30] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Hilarious.

[00:26:33] Trey Gerrald: that's like

[00:26:34] Chelsey Donn: Pay for your own oxygen mask before paying for the person next to you.

[00:26:38] Trey Gerrald: and then you put A' A' quarter in the next slot to get the, like the cushion,

[00:26:42] Chelsey Donn: god. The flotation device.

[00:26:45] Trey Gerrald: Ron, also you mentioned this, how they talked about like they had to work extended shifts earlier and when they returned, so when the wife is sleeping, 'I was sort of like, the wife probably wants to be sleeping right now, but 'I get, the wife actually wants to be at the vacation

[00:27:01] Chelsey Donn: Oh, you mean when she was sleeping by the Starbucks?

[00:27:04] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Instead of having umbrella drinks, when someone says umbrella drinks, what does that evoke for you in your mind?

[00:27:10] Chelsey Donn: Pina colada with like an umbrella or like A' margarita,

[00:27:14] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, like A', A',

[00:27:15] Chelsey Donn: something that's like, but like yeah. Blended A'. Blended beverage.

[00:27:19] Trey Gerrald: you think of like A' colorful straw too?

[00:27:22] Chelsey Donn: Mm. Not as much 'I 'I still think of it having like one of those like little straws, but not A' pina colada.

[00:27:28] Trey Gerrald: 'I? Don't think 'I like pina clots.

[00:27:30] Chelsey Donn: Do you not? You like, you don't like pineapple, coconut,

[00:27:34] Trey Gerrald: 'I do, but 'I don't 'I. Think 'I 'I. Don't know there's

[00:27:38] Chelsey Donn: strawberry dery.

[00:27:39] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Well, 'I love that. 'I do. Imagine when 'I think of an umbrella drink 'I. Think of it in A' Coconut. So 'I, think 'I am thinking of

[00:27:46] Chelsey Donn: pina colada out of A'. Coconut 'I mean that would be disappointing. It's like if the alternative is like sipping A' pina colada out of A' coconut poolside, or sleeping next to A', Starbucks at an airport, 'I. Think that sort of paints A' picture for how upset you know, captain Ron was.

[00:28:04] Trey Gerrald: no comparison there. Ron also mentions, um, they had, they had scheduled A' bunch of shows. I'm very curious to see what shows they were going to see in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

[00:28:14] Chelsey Donn: 'I was gonna ask you that cuz 'I was like, well, Trey will know. Where do you think they were going? Because Hilton Head, that's North Carolina, right?

[00:28:22] Trey Gerrald: No, that's South Carolina, but A' very different part. Well, Myrtle Beach actually does have several like venue shows, like there is A' Legends and Concert in Myrtle Beach. There is, and then there's A' Bunch of, there's the Carolina Opry,

[00:28:37] Chelsey Donn: And are there A'? Lot of like resort type places,

[00:28:41] Trey Gerrald: Um, 'I. Mean 'I. Just 'I Don't know. This is, it's hard for me to like separate my opinions about this place cuz 'I am from there and 'I went to college there. So 'I think of it as, it's not very, it's not very glamorous in my opinion. It's not like A' four star place. It's more family friendly than it is like, like A' get

[00:29:03] Chelsey Donn: A' romantic anniversary getaway.

[00:29:05] Trey Gerrald: It's not like you're going to Aspen. It's like you're going to Myrtle Beach.

[00:29:09] Chelsey Donn: Right, but it's better than Olive Garden.

[00:29:12] Trey Gerrald: Right? And that's Ron's experience.

[00:29:14] Chelsey Donn: experience is that they usually celebrate it at Olive Garden are Longhorns,

[00:29:19] Trey Gerrald: And no hate on Myrtle Beach. If you go to Myrtle Beach, you're gonna have fun. 'I mean you're gonna get wasted. That's like part of the culture.

[00:29:26] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:29:27] Trey Gerrald: 'I will say, this is what, this is what I'm thinking. It's similar to Key West in A' way that like Key West is like dirty and it's like you're gonna have fun. It's not like elegance, it's not screaming elegance.

You know what 'I

[00:29:39] Chelsey Donn: not the vibe.

[00:29:40] Trey Gerrald: It's not the vibe.

[00:29:41] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:29:42] Trey Gerrald: Okay. But anyway, so back to this review. So. 'I think it's 'I. Mean 'I. Do think that there is unique information in here. 'I have never in my life considered until reading Captain Ron's review here that 'I will be flat out lied to because they didn't book enough seats.

So part of me wonders like, can we really take this information as truth, but I'm just gonna lean in and say yes.

And that's incredibly upsetting to

[00:30:07] Chelsey Donn: Yeah,

[00:30:08] Trey Gerrald: especially under this business model where you're gouging me in order to operate. You can't like slap my face too, you know, like there is something about like A' Delta Airlines where it's so expensive, but they at least give you like A' free bag of peanuts and like they'll say, hello sir.

You know, like there's A' little air of like being important. If this is like, oh, you have to pay in order to like wipe your ass in the laboratory, then like you

[00:30:38] Chelsey Donn: The least you could do is also be, yeah, be

[00:30:41] Trey Gerrald: Be transparent.

[00:30:42] Chelsey Donn: right? That's true.

[00:30:43] Trey Gerrald: What's the spelling grammar like

[00:30:45] Chelsey Donn: Good. Except for that like little gaw at the

[00:30:48] Trey Gerrald: the end? Mm-hmm.

[00:30:49] Chelsey Donn: Obviously it's long winded, but at the same time, it's hard with these airline reviews because they tend to just be sagas. You know what 'I mean? 'I mean. I've been in A' situation like this where I'm writing A' Complaint email or something to the airline, and when you're in it, you're like, 'I wanna spell out?

Every grueling detail.

[00:31:11] Trey Gerrald: Very true.

[00:31:12] Chelsey Donn: even though it was long 'I, it wasn't the longest by A' mile that 'I was

[00:31:19] Trey Gerrald: Wow. Yeah. 'I felt the length of this, but 'I also felt like you mentioned Captain Ron is giving us A' lot of context to understand their specific experience and why it is incredibly unacceptable,

[00:31:34] Chelsey Donn: And 'I like the perspective of like, it's not my first rodeo. And 'I knew 'I was getting into something that was bad and the internet is littered with bad reviews. Just go look. And 'I still made the decision that 'I was gonna do this and 'I was burned. Again, 'I mean 'I. Think if there's somebody that happens upon this review that's thinking, should 'I give it another chance.

'I think this would really push them over the edge not to.

[00:32:00] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Do feel that for myself personally, from hearing it, do you think any of this is shady?

[00:32:05] Chelsey Donn: Not really.

[00:32:06] Trey Gerrald: 'I wish that 'I knew about this statement from the flight person. It just seems so egregious that if that is A' practice, 'I would think you would never let it utter to A' guest like it. Just like I'm wondering if something was said and then Captain Ron interpreted.

Expounded upon the comment after going over it so much in their mind that like was like, and they 'I mean I'm gonna take it at their word, but it just 'I mean. I'm sure you know what it probably, that probably is A' practice. I'm sure that that is true. If it's not booked to A' certain capacity,

[00:32:42] Chelsey Donn: it's not worth the gas that it takes to, yeah, to get you

[00:32:46] Trey Gerrald: And so then 'I am in agreement with Ron,

[00:32:49] Chelsey Donn: I'm sure that there's been flights that have been canceled for that reason.

[00:32:52] Trey Gerrald: But Ron's point is, well then tell us. Yeah. Don't make us come at four in the morning.

[00:32:58] Chelsey Donn: right. That was really 'I feel like where the whole narrative took A' turn. Because like you said, like even though it is annoying to get an email at 10 30 at night when you're planning on leaving at like 1:00 AM or what, you know what 'I mean?

Like it was like A' very, very early flight. At least it's something 'I think the real problem happened when the person on the phone was like, go anyway, get there at 4:00 AM.

[00:33:18] Trey Gerrald: have you ever missed A' flight?

[00:33:20] Chelsey Donn: No knocking all the wood.

[00:33:21] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, same.

[00:33:23] Chelsey Donn: No. My sister likes to call it very close 'I. Like to get there extra early?

[00:33:27] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I have 'I have some Patreon stories. All right. Humor. Where we entertained. Honestly, 'I thought the oxygen joke fell flat, but 'I appreciated the attempt at levity because this is A' one dot, and this is an atrocious story. So 'I appreciated the,

[00:33:42] Chelsey Donn: thought it was story time. We told, we told some stories. We made an.

[00:33:47] Trey Gerrald: And obviously we do know it's typical like to be this angered at spirit like cuz it is like we know that.

[00:33:53] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. And even Captain Ron obviously knows that too.

[00:33:57] Trey Gerrald: All right. 'I. Think 'I could Crown

[00:33:59] Chelsey Donn: All right, let's

[00:34:00] Trey Gerrald: All right. So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another. We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

[00:34:11] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating. In terms of.

[00:34:20] Chelsey Donn: Four and A'. Half for Trey and four for me. All right. Good job Captain Ron. Why four and A' half crowns Trey

[00:34:27] Trey Gerrald: 'I just took half A' crown off because I'm just having A' hard time believing

[00:34:33] Chelsey Donn: with the employee

[00:34:35] Trey Gerrald: this would be disclosed to someone, but I'm gonna take it at truth value because 'I do find the review to be truthful. 'I think there is so much specific detail. In order to give you the experience that they walked through, that it, it makes me so angry and ultimately,

[00:34:53] Chelsey Donn: it's

[00:34:54] Trey Gerrald: 'I gave it four and A' half because 'I feel like this is, this will live with me.

Like I'm probably always going to believe that Spirit Airline will cancel the flight, if not enough people book it, which will just make me never, ever choose this option. 'I mean it just seems so atrocious. 'I think the spelling grammar is really great. One fumble is fine. You know, it was very long. 'I appreciated the attempted humor.

'I like that. It was as levelheaded as as could be 'I. It doesn't feel like A' screaming rant and 'I. And that why we didn't talk about this, but the final conclusion statement about like, if you like read this and you consider and you do it, then you might get what you don't deserve. 'I, 'I think,

[00:35:36] Chelsey Donn: Yeah,

[00:35:37] Trey Gerrald: but 'I think you would be getting what you do deserve.

Because if you aren't gonna heed all of this advice, then you deserve to be canceled upon you idiot.

[00:35:45] Chelsey Donn: uh,

[00:35:46] Trey Gerrald: So four and A', half from A' spirit. All right. ChelseyBD, why did you say full A'?

[00:35:51] Chelsey Donn: 'I really liked Captain Ron 'I. Think that there was A'. Lot of good information here. 'I, you know, 'I learned some things. 'I. Think it was A'. Little bit long 'I. Think we could have edited A' little bit, and it could have been A', little A', little funny or A'. Little more entertaining. I'm sure there's like crazier reviews about Spirit Airlines out there.

But 'I picked this review because 'I felt like it was truthful. And 'I believe the narrative and like you 'I appreciated. This whole review wasn't written in caps and it didn't just feel like an anger bomb. So 'I thought it was A'. Good review. And 'I went with four. It's not A', Review, Queen for me, but it's A'.

Very solid review. So good job Captain Ron 'I. Guess this was 2019. So 'I, hope your 28th anniversary was A' 25th anniversary. 'I hope your anniversary is is A'. Little bit better this year and for all the years to come.

[00:36:41] Trey Gerrald: all 'I have to say to Iran is A', hoi, matey.

[00:36:44] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I. Don't 'I Love how 'I made that Jewish A'

[00:36:49] Trey Gerrald: 'I 'I. Wanna go to Ron's Trip Advisor profile and see if they reviewed like the Alabama theater production in Myrtle Beach,

[00:36:59] Chelsey Donn: Oh,

[00:36:59] Trey Gerrald: Carolina of like Groovy Town Nation,

[00:37:03] Chelsey Donn: maybe though like 'I thought our Spirit airline slight was bad, but

[00:37:07] Trey Gerrald: No 'I feel like 'I. Think that Captain Ron and Captain Ron's significant other is the perfect demographic.

[00:37:15] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Believe up

[00:37:16] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I think it's tailored to that.

[00:37:17] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Hope that when they did eventually arrive, it was good.

[00:37:20] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean hotels are expensive, especially if you're going to A' A' like tourism vacation spot, you're paying premium dollar. So if you miss out on A' fucking night,

[00:37:32] Chelsey Donn: Ugh.

[00:37:33] Trey Gerrald: oh my 'I would be so.

[00:37:35] Chelsey Donn: thank you. Absolutely not.

[00:37:37] Trey Gerrald: Uh, good job, Ron. I'm sorry,

[00:37:39] Chelsey Donn: Yes, Ron. Good work, captain Ron. 3, 2, 1.

[00:37:45] Trey Gerrald: Well, that was A' Fun review. Good job finding that ChelseyBD.

[00:37:48] Chelsey Donn: Thank you. Captain Ron. 3, 2, 1. This, oh, I'm just looking. This is Captain Ron's only contribution to TripAdvisor,

[00:37:56] Trey Gerrald: Interesting.

[00:37:58] Chelsey Donn: so this one sent Captain Ron over the edge.

[00:38:02] Trey Gerrald: Well, cap B, you've scored really high over here, so you should do more review, sir.

[00:38:07] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, look at that. Not even an elite reviewer, but still getting almost A' Review. Queen. Okay, my Queen, we've done it. We've reached the most regal portion of our show. Who do you wanna induc Trey for?

[00:38:21] VOICEOVER: My Royal line.

[00:38:23] Trey Gerrald: Well, thank you for asking ChelseyBD today. 'I am so excited. 'I haven't talked about this yet, and I'm worried that once 'I induct it, I'm gonna fall off. But 'I today hit my 31st day streak on Duo Lingo.

[00:38:44] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.

[00:38:47] Trey Gerrald: Thank you. So I'm so excited. I've really been enjoying it. 'I am going to induct today the language learning app called Do A' Lingo. So maybe everyone knows about it or maybe they don't. So let me just briefly explain my husband's cousin.

[00:39:04] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Cousin-in-law,

[00:39:06] Trey Gerrald: Is that my cousin-in-law is that my first cousin twice removed

[00:39:11] Chelsey Donn: 'I, don't know.

[00:39:13] Trey Gerrald: Anyway, my cousin Scott, is younger than me and we recently saw them at A' funeral, which just said, you know, toy, toy toy. So 'I saw Scott and Scott was sharing with me that. They were choosing to exit social media and to replace social media apps with duo lingo and A' meditation app and how like, They felt like anytime they were reaching for their smartphone device, they would be using it to grow their brain rather than dumb their brain down and compare and do all of these like, you know, 'I and 'I was really buying into this, this, uh, consideration for how you use your time and what you're allowing in.

And 'I thought, wow, that's so smart. And so Scott was like, here. Here's this link, click on it and like I'll get points or something. 'I don't know. So 'I was like, yeah, sure, whatever. At my workplace, outside of the podcast, A', lot of people speak Spanish. And so 'I was someone that did study Spanish in school, but 'I never took it seriously.

'I was incredibly intimidated. 'I, remember my like Spanish two class was the most. Hum Drumroll teacher who literally had like 350 note cards that just had questions in Spanish, and she would literally go up and down the aisle for the entire f-ing class and would just flip to the next card, and you would have to stand up.

[00:40:39] Chelsey Donn: Oh my

[00:40:40] Trey Gerrald: Repeat the question and then answer it in Spanish, and there was A', no English rule in that class, and 'I did not grow from that. It did not make me lean in. It made me petrified. 'I wanted to skip the class. It was horrible. Anyway, so all of that to say, 'I took Scott's offer and 'I have been doing Spanish lessons on due lingo now for A' month.

I've done it every single day, and they're literally five minute like. Choose the length of time 'I mean, you can tweak it, but I'm doing five minutes A' day and David made A' joke like, it'll only take 72 years before you become fluent. But it's not about that for me, it's like 'I. Choose to take at least five minutes.

'I usually do more than one A' day. But 'I am committed to doing like this five minute spurt of exercising my brain, trying to grow. And it also makes me feel like I'm making up for time that 'I didn't take it seriously and I'm able to like be silly at work. And so it's helped me get closer with A', lot of my coworkers, which actually I'm so grateful for, but ultimately, 'I feel like.

It has, um, created an intentionality around using my smartphone. So 'I cannot recommend do A' lingo enough. 'I had heard of it. 'I thought, 'I don't have interest in that. I'm not very, and 'I even was sort of like, I'm not gonna stick to that. Like 'I don't want to like be doing

[00:42:02] Chelsey Donn: Be beholden to an app or, yeah.

[00:42:05] Trey Gerrald: but they really do A' really great job of making it entertaining, making it fun like it really is.

Very surprising to me. 'I know I'm like 18 years late on duo lingo, but like it's A' great app 'I, understand why everyone knows about it and 'I haven't paid anything. I'm still doing the free and it's wonderful. So for that reason this week, 'I am inducting. Do A' lingo. We don't have A' promo code because you don't have to pay anything, but if we ever do get one, 'I will be sure to share it.

But 'I would love for you to join it. I'm loving it, and if you join it, follow me. My username is Trey s Bonita.

[00:42:43] Chelsey Donn: A'.

[00:42:44] Trey Gerrald: That means Trey is pretty.

[00:42:47] Chelsey Donn: Yes. 'I

[00:42:48] Trey Gerrald: you ever done.

[00:42:49] Chelsey Donn: 'I haven't. But it's funny that you should bring it up because it was just brought up to me A' couple days ago by A' friend that is learning French and. They were A'. They're doing the free plan. And so they were asking if 'I would join because if 'I join they get like unlimited for the month or something like that.

Yeah. So now I'm gonna have to decide between the two of you guys whose intro I'm gonna use. Cause 'I do really wanna do it. 'I mean 'I. Guess 'I have to choose you. You are my work husband.

[00:43:20] Trey Gerrald: No, you can do whatever. 'I can send you the link though. But, um, 'I also tried to learn Yiddish and,

[00:43:27] Chelsey Donn: Is Yiddish on there?

[00:43:28] Trey Gerrald: Yiddish is on, wait, 'I, stand corrected. 'I tried to learn Hebrew. Hebrew and Yiddish are both on there. 'I was like, let me try Yiddish. But then 'I was like, no, 'I wanna learn Hebrew because 'I hear Hebrew at all.

The high holidays and 'I have literally no idea what's going on. But that is literally A' different alphabet. And that

[00:43:48] Chelsey Donn: was gonna say That's A'. Do Spanish first.

[00:43:50] Trey Gerrald: that is so much for me that 'I was sort of like 'I. I'm gonna just stick with Spanish.

[00:43:55] Chelsey Donn: Could you say like, A' fun sentence in Spanish, like that you've learned on lingo?

[00:44:00] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I learned this from A' coworker yo soy mama daughter.

[00:44:06] Chelsey Donn: What does that mean? 'I am what?

[00:44:09] Trey Gerrald: I'm not gonna tell you.

[00:44:10] Chelsey Donn: Mama. Dora.

[00:44:12] Trey Gerrald: Oh, ChelseyBD. Are you A' mama daughter?

[00:44:15] Chelsey Donn: Maybe 'I. Don't know. Dunno what it's I'm A'. Mommy. I'm A'. Mama Dora. Mama Dora.

[00:44:21] Trey Gerrald: A' very bad word. So anyone that speaks Spanish, they know what's happening. And if you don't join Duo lingo. But 'I did learn 'I. 'I learned this phrase on duo lingo.

[00:44:30] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:44:31] Trey Gerrald: Um, me, A'. S A'.

[00:44:36] Chelsey Donn: Oh, my husband is elegant.

[00:44:40] Trey Gerrald: Yes.

[00:44:41] Chelsey Donn: Yay. See 'I still know some things. Wow. That was fun. Good induction. Trey, 'I. Love that. And you know what? It just, it's one of those things where when it comes up multiple times in one week, 'I think it's A'. Good sign. And 'I love the impetus from your cousin-in-law about, you know, We have this addiction to picking up the phone and looking at, you know, the Instagram app for the 15th time or whatever it is that we're doing, and why not associate the phone with things like meditating and learning languages and 'I do.

I've done that myself with listening to more podcasts, audio books, and self-help, and 'I now associate that, but 'I think, yeah, adding, adding, learning A' language to that feels right to me.

[00:45:28] Trey Gerrald: Let's go ahead and induct Scott Rubenstein as well.

[00:45:31] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Scott Rubenstein, thank you so much.

[00:45:36] Trey Gerrald: you made all the difference. There we go. All right, well we did A' Queen. That is another round on the R A' Mama Dora RQ Ferris Wheel.

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[00:46:47] Trey Gerrald: And 'I am still at Trey Gerrald on today's after show companion podcast, which is behind A' paywall, we are going be rating and reviewing.

[00:46:58] Chelsey Donn: payroll.

[00:46:59] Trey Gerrald: It's very tiny. You can choose. You can choose to pay tiny, tiny, or less, tiny or A', little bit more tiny or A', little bit less tiny, and get more things or less

[00:47:08] Chelsey Donn: Tiny and we don't charge you per item like Spirit.

[00:47:11] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, we don't do that. We don't have additional

[00:47:13] Chelsey Donn: do that. We would never do that.

[00:47:14] Trey Gerrald: but you could pay the smallest nomination. In order to hear this after show podcast.

[00:47:19] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Or you can just listen to this and get A'. Little bit of A', smr.

[00:47:22] Trey Gerrald: Here's some, um, A' smr, uh, prefacing. This is A' little preview of what's to come because ChelseyBD and Dre on our after show companion podcast today. Except it'll come out on Friday. We are going to be rating and reviewing A' one Trip Advisor review for Big Ben in London.

[00:47:42] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Wow.

[00:47:45] Trey Gerrald: keep your reactions very small. We don't wanna upset our listeners.

[00:47:49] Chelsey Donn: that might be listening. 'I have A'. Small, quiet, contemplative moment while listening to this

[00:47:55] Trey Gerrald: So if you think that sounds like it's interesting and you would like to know exactly what made ChelseyBD say,

[00:48:02] Chelsey Donn: 'I, sorry, you, you should have as many Cox as you want Trey and to find out what made Trey say

[00:48:11] Trey Gerrald: 'I going into my

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[00:48:45] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Don't know why we fell into asmr. Cause we've never done ASMR on the after show. 'I. Feel like we're misleading our audience.

[00:48:53] Chelsey Donn: If you want A' R we can do it

[00:48:54] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Tell us on the fetch line or slide into our tms. We've already told you all of that.

[00:48:59] Chelsey Donn: Yes.

[00:49:00] Trey Gerrald: am. I'm brushing my hair. Oh dear. I'm going to use my pooper A' now.

[00:49:12] Chelsey Donn: That's so

[00:49:12] Trey Gerrald: Could you hear that

[00:49:14] Chelsey Donn: 'I could, I'm just gonna put my nails on. Can you hear this On the, on the the

[00:49:19] Trey Gerrald: Need to cut my hair. it's time to cut my hair. Okay, well now it's kind of weird. Anyway. In order to not make this outro, kill our ears, I'm gonna stop the game and I'm gonna say, remember

[00:49:42] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You're A' Queen.

[00:49:46] Trey Gerrald: gender nonspecific A' Samara Mama Dora Queen. Bye.


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[00:50:11] Chelsey Donn: That was fun.

[00:50:12] Trey Gerrald: That was A'. Lot of fun.

[00:50:14] Chelsey Donn: There's only A' certain amount of people that really get like A', full body tinkle from A' asr, and I'm one of those people.

[00:50:21] Trey Gerrald: Are you? Oh, 'I don't, doesn't do anything for me.

[00:50:24] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Does this do anything for you? Like if I'm like pretending, like I'm like petting your head ever so gently. Do you feel anything? Try just relax. Just relax while 'I, just like play gently with your

[00:50:41] Trey Gerrald: 'I. 'I. Want to continue this conversation on the offshore cause? 'I have A' Lot to say about A'. Somer. Join us on Friday Queens. Bye.

[00:50:47] Chelsey Donn: Bye.


 

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