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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 88: "Sandals Resorts: 1 vs 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 88: "Sandals Resorts: 1 vs 5 Stars"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hi there and hello listeners. Welcome once again to Review That Review. The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:41] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:53] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:55] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:57] Trey Gerrald: But when we come together, we form

[00:01:00] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:04] Trey Gerrald: Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon. For more information, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. If you wanna support in an additional way, visit Review That Review dot com slash donate. ChelseyBD. Happy Valentine's Day. Just A' few

[00:01:23] Chelsey Donn: A'. Yes. Thank you. Happy Valentine's Day to you too.

[00:01:28] Trey Gerrald: All right, girl, let's get into it. Give us the update.

[00:01:32] Chelsey Donn: 'I am sick again. I've been sick all A' year. 'I like came into the new year with A' cold from last year, and then 'I got Covid 'I. 'I mean. This is clearly the Complaint because what other Complaint is there When you're sick?

[00:01:46] VOICEOVER: A' Complaint.

[00:01:46] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean 'I.

Guess there's gratitude for when you're not sick and how easy you know life is in comparison because it's so hard to 'I. To get Covid. 'I still in 2023 is wild. Um, being vaccinated and boosted and all that to still be completely knocked out is crazy. 'I mean Covid. 'I girl 'I. Don't know if this is gonna ever go away.

My sister said that 'I don't know if this is true or if this is just A' her thing, but she said that they're gonna be combining the flu and the covid vaccines moving forward. So like this is just life now. 'I guess we get the flu, we get Covid. 'I.

[00:02:25] Trey Gerrald: 'I 'I. Have you ever had the flu before?

[00:02:27] Chelsey Donn: I've definitely had the flu before. I've been sick. 'I really feel like I've been sick since like November.

It's wild. 'I just keep getting 'I. Think my immune system is down. So 'I keep catching everything. So hopefully I'm done now. You know, really front loaded the sickness.

[00:02:44] Trey Gerrald: Right. The rest of your 2023 should just be

[00:02:47] Chelsey Donn: God willing, please poo poo. Yes. Let this, let this be the worst of it. Happy to be recording with you today. This is like the first normal thing that I've done in over A' Week outta bed.

And here we

[00:03:01] Trey Gerrald: wondering if you would be sitting in bed or not.

[00:03:05] Chelsey Donn: Well, 'I have my whole podcast. You know, queenly set up here. So 'I couldn't do it from bed, but if 'I could, 'I probably would, honestly. But here we are.

[00:03:14] Trey Gerrald: And just so all the listeners know, I'm not A' Drill, Sergeant Taskmaster.

[00:03:18] Chelsey Donn: 'I wanted to do this. This is me. 'I did this to myself. But no 'I. 'I. Mean. 'I. Thought this was A'. Good way to sort of kickstart my way back into reality.

And 'I like doing this. And 'I was sick of being in bed and watching every single episode of Undercover Boss, which don't get me wrong, 'I, love

[00:03:35] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I. Love it too.

[00:03:37] Chelsey Donn: love. I'm happy to be here. Always recording with you. Trey, how was your week?

[00:03:42] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I mean I've had A' really good week. You know, knock on wood over

[00:03:47] Chelsey Donn: Good.

[00:03:47] Trey Gerrald: It's funny because 'I have been sort of nesting in my drag room,

[00:03:53] Chels