TRANSCRIPT of Episode 90: "Ultra Zone Laser Tag"
Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 90: "Ultra Zone Laser Tag"
*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!
[00:00:00] Chelsey Donn: 3, 2, 1. Oh, 'I forgot to clap. 'I got so excited for the theme song.
[00:00:11] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: Hello.
[00:00:41] Trey Gerrald: Oh hey, and welcome listeners to Review That Review, the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing
[00:00:48] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:01:02] Trey Gerrald: that is your host, Chelsey Donn.
[00:01:04] Chelsey Donn: And that is your host, Trey Gerrald.
[00:01:07] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.
[00:01:10] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.
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[00:01:38] Chelsey Donn: you? It never gets old. I'm good. I'm good Trey. It's always better when I'm seeing you and get to do, you know, this lovely fun thing that we get to do together
[00:01:50] Trey Gerrald: Sorry, 'I said your name wrong earlier. Shayna Sh. Miss Shayna Pham.
[00:01:54] Chelsey Donn: Oh, that A' Trey. We just figured out that that's my drag name. Um, anyway, how are you, Trey? It's been quite A' week.
[00:02:05] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, life, life is going, you know, 'I, like 'I still just A' little, um, catch up from last week. 'I still have not finished the wallpaper in my drag room, but, um, but it's still there. You know, life's going along. David is 'I. Don't know if we've talked about this in the podcast, but David has been taking courses on how to be A' pro poker player.
[00:02:30] Chelsey Donn: Stop. A'. Little bit of like, yeah, A', little bit of PTSD there, but at the same time, David does have A'. Wonderful job.
[00:02:38] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.
[00:02:39] Chelsey Donn: So this is like A' side hobby,
[00:02:41] Trey Gerrald: Well, yeah, 'I don't think it's gonna become his actual job, but he's like, he's taking courses, he's really studying. He's really into it. So he's currently at the Borgata by himself. Um,
[00:02:50] Chelsey Donn: really you guys have really become quite the Borgata people. You know, my dad likes to play poker. 'I
[00:02:56] Trey Gerrald: 'I was gonna say
[00:02:57] Chelsey Donn: They gotta, they should play together. Yeah. All right, we're gonna set this up. Well that's fun.
[00:03:04] Trey Gerrald: How about you? How's your.
[00:03:05] Chelsey Donn: My week is going well, so.
[00:03:08] Trey Gerrald: You look good. You look more
[00:03:09] Chelsey Donn: you, 'I. Feel more healthy. Um, I'm able to socialize again.
Uh, but 'I, 'I, notice 'I don't want to like less and less do 'I. Wanna do it? 'I had A' friend's birthday party that. 'I 'I. Don't wanna say 'I felt obligated to go, but like, you know, he is A' good friend. He always shows up for me. So 'I knew that 'I was going, like 'I decided I'm going to this thing. And it was at his house and it was A' party and there was jazz music.
And on the invitation it said to dress up. Which really adds like A' whole nother layer to the getting ready process. Like to go from in bed sick with Covid 'I to recovering, to like needing to get A' face on and put A' dress on and A' Spanx
[00:03:54] Trey Gerrald: like A' flapper dress, and like A' '
[00:03:56] Chelsey Donn: I didn't go there. 'I just, you know what 'I was like, you're getting A' black dress in boots, A' black long dress in.
[00:04:01] Trey Gerrald: works. Yeah.
[00:04:02] Chelsey Donn: and it worked. It was fine, but like it really 'I the inertia these days to get out is A' real thing. It's A'. Little scary
[00:04:12] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I feel it like