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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 96: "UFO Museum: 1 vs 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 96: "UFO Museum: 1 vs 5 Stars"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello there and welcome to Review That Review. The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:53] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:55] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:58] Trey Gerrald: and when we come together, we form.

[00:01:02] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:06] Trey Gerrald: And A' very special


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ChelseyBD today is A' very special day here at Review That. Review. Listeners ChelseyBD and 'I have A'. Very important announcement, but we are gonna save it for the end of today's episode. So take this moment. Do A' little inhale, A'. Little exhale. Get super hyped cuz we have A'. Fantastic announcement that will.

At the end of today's episode,

[00:01:57] Chelsey Donn: Very true.

[00:01:58] Trey Gerrald: drop that nugget and move on. ChelseyBD, how are you today?

[00:02:02] Chelsey Donn: 'I Am good. 'I got A' Facial 'I haven't gotten A' facial in probably three years. The last time 'I remember going to her was pre Covid. 'I 'I know. 'I recall her as being very mean, but 'I also like liked her cuz 'I feel like you want. You want your facialist to be A' little bit mean, but 'I think Covid 'I has softened her.

She was, she was actually very nice to me today. So 'I enjoyed that very much.

[00:02:27] Trey Gerrald: like mean how? Like they point out your flaws or something in your skin.

[00:02:31] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. You know, it's, it's A' Tales all A' time, uh, with A' podcast here. But we know that I'm not great at the hydrating thing, which obviously affects the skin. So 'I usually get A' lecture about my level of dehydration, which, you know, is, is warranted.

And then just like generally speaking, I've tried to be A' little bit better, but I'm not the best at like having the skincare ritual. And I've been blessed my whole life with very good skin. And 'I think the facialists can see that and they're like, take care of it. You wanna keep that good skin. So it's more of like out of love.

It's not like A' just mean for being mean, you know?

[00:03:11] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Are they then following that up with like buy some of my products.

[00:03:16] Chelsey Donn: And she doesn't, and 'I like really

[00:03:18] Trey Gerrald: Oh, okay.

[00:03:19] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. No, she doesn't do that. So that's nice.

[00:03:23] Trey Gerrald: good.

[00:03:23] Chelsey Donn: So it was good. It was very pleasant. It was relaxing. It was A' good self care moment. So I'm feeling great. How are you doing Trey?

[00:03:31] Trey Gerrald: Well, I'm doing well. You know, it's been A' great week here. I'm happy that we are chugging along, moving closer. Here we are in April, which is so nice. Summer is right around the corner. Like it's so

[00:03:43] Chelsey Donn: can't even believe it. It's bizarre.

[00:03:46] Trey Gerrald: 'I know, but life is good. 'I do like 'I really feel like I'm in flow and life is, is happy.

And no big major events really just like happiness. That's good.

[00:03:58] Chelsey Donn: Was it recently? Was it like the adoption anniversary of Hunter? Because 'I noticed that you and David both did A' post, or was that just like A' hunter appreciation post?

[00:04:08] Trey Gerrald: That was just Hunter being cute with his tongue sticking out, which is like how he sleeps.

[00:04:13] Chelsey Donn: It was very cute. Amazing. Well, I'm so glad that we're both feeling so positive because you know, with every positive there's A' negative. And with that in mind, . Trey, would you like to

[00:04:26] VOICEOVER: A', Complaint.

[00:04:27] Trey Gerrald: Well, of course 'I

[00:04:28] Chelsey Donn: Yes. 'I

[00:04:29] Trey Gerrald: 'I today really need to talk about something that 'I feel like began in my life as A' tiny child.

[00:04:35] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:04:35] Trey Gerrald: and then 'I have experienced it multiple times throughout my life, and it happened the other day and 'I thought. Now this is just one of life's terrible moments. And I'm of course talking about when you run out of milk, when you're eating cereal,

[00:04:51] Chelsey Donn: Oh God awful.

[00:04:53] Trey Gerrald: it really is terrible.

[00:04:55] Chelsey Donn: when it's already in the bowl.

[00:04:57] Trey Gerrald: You're like going back for A' Little bit.

[00:05:00] Chelsey Donn: Oh, no.

[00:05:00] Trey Gerrald: you don't have enough or you know that there's not gonna be enough, but you

really want

the cereal so you try to make it happen. Like 'I have actually like tried to thin it out by adding water. Yeah.

[00:05:12] Chelsey Donn: Oh my

[00:05:13] Trey Gerrald: But like I'm not A' kid

[00:05:14] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean if it's like A' whole milk or something, then yeah, but like usually it's A' skim milk or A' 1% or an almond milk, and that's just not gonna really

[00:05:23] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, it really doesn't do well. The, another like tangent out of this is that we drink almond milk and almond milk. Warm temperature, room temperature versus cold tastes very different

in the mouth.

[00:05:35] Chelsey Donn: Agree. 'I feel like it's much more almondy when it's cold.

[00:05:39] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I, like everything cold. Obviously I'm the ice king, but like, 'I will when 'I get to halfway in my little carton, I'll put A' brand new one in cuz 'I know 'I like to have A' large bowl of cereal. It's not the recommended portion. And 'I know that I'm always gonna go back for more, but it really is frustrating, especially if you are adding more and you've run out because.

It isn't like you could just eat Cheerios dry like you'll do with little kids. Like 'I have like A', an earthy, nutty mixture

[00:06:08] Chelsey Donn: Adult cereal

[00:06:10] Trey Gerrald: right? It's not like little like sugary things you can just eat on their own. Like they're like grain.

[00:06:15] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. It's not the same.

[00:06:18] Trey Gerrald: It's really upsetting. It really throws off the plans. It is sort of like you've wasted the cereal now at this point because there's not enough milk and like you can't really consume it without the milk.

[00:06:27] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I feel you? That's so frustrating. 'I hate that for you. Just while we're on the topic of you liking cold things, can we get an ice update? How's the ice maker?

[00:06:36] Trey Gerrald: Oh, it's great.

[00:06:36] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Thank goodness. Oh my goodness. 'I was like having A' A' for you, so I'm glad that that's been resolved.

[00:06:42] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, and 'I bought an extra one, so it's like 'I have the backup, so

[00:06:46] Chelsey Donn: got the backup filter.

That's never gonna happen again. Amazing. Well, the cereal and lack of milk has been added to the ledger. Definitely relatable. Feel you

[00:06:57] Trey Gerrald: There's another thing, similarly, it's like hotdog wieners are sold

[00:07:02] Chelsey Donn: hot dog, wieners, 'I. Don't

[00:07:03] Trey Gerrald: in an eight pack or they're, they're sold in

[00:07:06] Chelsey Donn: Oh, but then the buns 'I.

[00:07:08] Trey Gerrald: in A' eight

[00:07:09] Chelsey Donn: You've seen Father the bride. Obviously when Steve Martin's character goes to jail because he is like 'I, only 'I don't wanna pay for one thing that 'I don't need. A'. Some jerk at the hotdog company got together with some jerk at the hotdog bun company.


[00:07:25] Trey Gerrald: mean it's real. That's A' real


[00:07:26] Chelsey Donn: true. It's true. They're trying to get one one over.

[00:07:29] Trey Gerrald: 'I hate it. All right, well

that's my

[00:07:30] Chelsey Donn: it. Yes. Heard.

[00:07:32] Trey Gerrald: about you?

[00:07:33] Chelsey Donn: 'I. You know, 'I love these complaints when I'm like, 'I blame myself. But 'I hate that. 'I have this compulsion to reread texts and emails that like are maybe like more important emails or an important text, or even like A' text or I'm giving A' friend good advice.

And then I'm like, I'm all of A' sudden obsessively rereading the text over and over again and I'm like, 'I, have other things to do with my day. 'I need to stop doing. Is this something you ever do? Are you A', obsessive reread?

[00:08:05] Trey Gerrald: I'm definitely an obsessive person and I've definitely been in this situation. It's usually for negative reason.

[00:08:12] Chelsey Donn: sometimes it's negative. Sometimes it's like 'I sent A' Complaint or something to my boss or whatever it is, and then I'm like, oh, 'I wanna reread that A' million times to make sure that there's no way that it could be interpreted as me having like any kind of A' tone other than like, I'm A' team player, but.

X, Y, z is 'I gonna work? Or something like that, you know? And then I'm just like reading it over and over and over as if that's like gonna help or do anything. Like it's out in the ether, it's not getting changed. We know that 'I love the new edit feature on the text message. And 'I do that more. Like 'I can be obsessive about, you know, punctuation and grammar and misspellings and stuff like that.

So 'I love it for that reason. But like sometimes I'm just like rereading. Like A' really long email or A', really long text and 'I just find, I've been like rereading it over and over again. It's almost like 'I kind of broke the habit as an actor. A' little bit 'I mean still get there sometimes of like rewatching myself tapes A' million times in A' row, you know, before 'I send them in.

Like I've gotten better about that, but with the reading thing, it can really suck me in and 'I just hate it.

[00:09:22] Trey Gerrald: especially if it's something that 'I feel like 'I really made stellar points in, or like if 'I really stood up for myself about something or I'm like completely undefeatable in my point of view,

[00:09:35] Chelsey Donn: Sure.

[00:09:36] Trey Gerrald: will obsessively go over it. 'I would say that 'I feel like 'I do this A' lot with David. Where 'I will like read or 'I will share, or 'I will incessantly talk about, and he has to just like listen,

[00:09:51] Chelsey Donn: Oh, well, he

[00:09:51] Trey Gerrald: feel like it's

[00:09:52] Chelsey Donn: What A' nice partner 'I know well, that maybe if 'I had A' partner, 'I would be . 'I would be bugging them. But because 'I don't, I'm like doing it just to myself and Goldie, and that's just not helping

[00:10:04] Trey Gerrald: Do you get A' sense of like, pleasure out of it, or is it

[00:10:06] Chelsey Donn: sometimes.

[00:10:07] Trey Gerrald: feeling bad the whole time?

[00:10:08] Chelsey Donn: Sometimes that's what 'I mean. Like it, it varies. Like sometimes it's like I'm anxious so I'm rereading it because I'm like, 'I don't wanna be misinterpreted.

And sometimes it's like, oh, good on me. 'I really worded that right. Or like you said, like 'I really made that argument so tight that like there's no refuting it and 'I just wanna read it to see how great 'I sound. But 'I 'I think that both are stemming from some sort of insecurity or something.

[00:10:31] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.

[00:10:32] Chelsey Donn: But I'd like to be able to stop that because I've lately been trying to like audit my life of my time and how I'm spending my time and how we constantly get in these loops of 'I, don't have enough time, and then suddenly 'I start to realize 'I have all these.

Habits on A' daily, regular basis that are taking up A' lot of time or you know, you get your screen reports on your phone and it's like you spent five hours on the phone and you're like, holy crap. You know, if 'I that five hours back, imagine uh, what 'I could have done. So anyway, long-winded, but that's, that's the Complaint.

[00:11:07] Trey Gerrald: 'I, hear it. 'I. Definitely hear that. 'I feel like it is, um, A' symptom of our personalities about like being very concerned. 'I, imagine that people that just don't care aren't obsessing over the details as much as we do. That's like, that's what 'I suspect.

[00:11:23] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I. Think you're right. Well, that's it. The complaints have been lodged. They've been added to the ledger. 'I. 'I honestly, do feel A'. Little bit better just voicing that out loud because 'I feel like it for me at least. It's like A' very like shameful thing that 'I do on my own. So somehow getting that out into the open feels good.

So thanks for being my, my sounding board on that tray. And

[00:11:44] Trey Gerrald: Well, I'm not sure though 'I think I'm gonna obsess over this for weeks.

[00:11:49] Chelsey Donn: Please don't.

[00:11:50] Trey Gerrald: to this over and over and

[00:11:51] Chelsey Donn: Please don't. You might. So anyway, now that we've gotten everything off our chest, should we give someone else A' chance to complain?

[00:12:00] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I. Think without A' doubt. ChelseyBD, are you ready to go hand to hand

[00:12:05] Chelsey Donn: Yes, 'I am.

[00:12:08] Trey Gerrald: or should we go outer space to outer space?

[00:12:11] Chelsey Donn: Should we go space to space? Should we go?

[00:12:14] Trey Gerrald: Let's go into the outer limits.

[00:12:16] Chelsey Donn: Tentacle,

[00:12:17] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I. Think it's time for us to go ahead and.

[00:12:21] VOICEOVER: Assess, That, Kvetch.

[00:12:22] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Think it's time. 'I

[00:12:23] Trey Gerrald: And Queens, obviously today is yet another verses episode

[00:12:29] Chelsey Donn: Woo.

[00:12:30] Trey Gerrald: and today

[00:12:33] Chelsey Donn: Oh my god. Trey, stop.

[00:12:35] Trey Gerrald: these are my spaceship glasses.

[00:12:37] Chelsey Donn: Trey's wearing like chandelier sunglasses. They're so fun.

[00:12:41] Trey Gerrald: This music is really loud.

[00:12:43] Chelsey Donn: 'I love it.

[00:12:44] Trey Gerrald: These glasses are A'. Little like Lady Gaga, but

[00:12:47] Chelsey Donn: They feel 'I was gonna say that. They feel very G outta

[00:12:50] Trey Gerrald: But 'I wanted them to be

[00:12:51] Chelsey Donn: How do you see? But Gaga feels sort of alien, so that feels appropriate.

[00:12:57] Trey Gerrald: Think 'I might put them up here. I'll put them over my third eye.

Okay. So as the music is indicating. Today, ChelseyBD and 'I are going to cover both A' one star and A' five star review on the same topic. Today's topic is the International U F O Museum and Research Center in Roswell, New Mexico. Oh,

[00:13:23] Chelsey Donn: Ooh. Don't get abducted. That's right. For this verse episode, Trey has selected the five star and 'I have selected the one star. So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that Quarter

[00:13:38] Trey Gerrald: You guys,

[00:13:39] Chelsey Donn: heads.

[00:13:40] Trey Gerrald: it's heads.

[00:13:41] Chelsey Donn: Woo. Okay.

[00:13:43] Trey Gerrald: All right, so that just means that we're gonna go with Chelsea's review first. So we're gonna hear from our one star first. So let me give you A' little background.

[00:13:52] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:13:53] Trey Gerrald: the U F O Museum that is located in Roswell now. Okay. 'I don't know A' lot about like alien stuff, like it's not my genre.

Do you know A' lot about UFOs and

[00:14:04] Chelsey Donn: You know, I'm very afraid of aliens 'I. Think 'I told on the Patreon my story of the Alien ride at Disneyland.

[00:14:10] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that's right.

[00:14:11] Chelsey Donn: So I'm not A' fan. 'I know that

[00:14:14] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Alien stuff isn't my jam. It doesn't scare

[00:14:17] Chelsey Donn: but 'I do. 'I do see people and 'I, 'I think that people are either humans, aliens, or dinosaurs.

[00:14:27] Trey Gerrald: You think people are dinosaurs,

[00:14:29] Chelsey Donn: Don't you ever meet someone and you're like, you look like A'. Dinosaur. Like 'I. Believe that you at one point were A' dinosaur and like you like 'I. Look at Alien, uh, 'I, alien, Musk, 'I. Look at um, Elon Musk. And immediately I'm like, alien, alien, alien, A'. Hundred percent alien.

[00:14:49] Trey Gerrald: Interesting 'I. Don't think 'I have any of these

[00:14:52] Chelsey Donn: 'I, get human vibes from you.

I'm trying to think of an example of someone that 'I see them in. I'm like, dinosaur, but it definitely happens.

[00:14:59] Trey Gerrald: Okay,

[00:15:00] Chelsey Donn: Anyway.

[00:15:01] Trey Gerrald: sure.

[00:15:02] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:15:02] Trey Gerrald: Well, we're gonna dig deep into this Roswell incident, which 'I had to learn about today. But at the time of this recording, the U F O Museum has 1,929 Google reviews. Their average score is four point. 2,721 Trip advisory reviews with the average score of 4.0, and then there are 392 Yelp reviews and that average score is 3.5.

[00:15:31] Chelsey Donn: It was Yelpers.

[00:15:32] Trey Gerrald: So, The international U F O Museum and Research Center is located in Roswell, New Mexico, and is focused largely on the 1947 Roswell crash and literally, and obviously they also cover later supposed U F O incidents. In the United States and elsewhere. It was founded in 1991. Keep in mind, this is around the time of the TV show, the X-files which made,

[00:16:04] Chelsey Donn: Mm.

[00:16:05] Trey Gerrald: which made aliens very pop culture e.

[00:16:08] Chelsey Donn: Yes.

[00:16:08] Trey Gerrald: they actually established as A' nonprofit educational organization, which is pretty interesting. And they operate still to this day, inside of A', former movie theater from the 1930s. So it like looks very retro and like interesting. And they still have the marquee set up and it's like, even that is A' little like off and weird.

And they function as the centerpiece for the annual U F O F. The UFO Fest. That sounds fun. That's like A', comic Conus for U Aliens. Okay. Okay, so then this is the backstory that like 'I had to learn about cause 'I didn't really know. So the catalyst for this museum is the 1947 Roswell U F O incident in which A' Rancher named WW Mac, his nickname was Mac Brazel, discovered metal debris.

outside of Roswell near A'. Giant trench that spanned hundreds of feet. Hmm. How did that get there? The International U F O Museum and Research Center shares theories about the Roswell incident and other extraterrestrial life. So we're gonna be getting into some uie spooky, scary terror stuff. So with all of that background info, why don't we board our spaceships?

[00:17:28] Chelsey Donn: and find some unidentified flying objects.

[00:17:32] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.

[00:17:39] Chelsey Donn: All right, 'I have 'I Think as Trey mentioned, the because my review is from TripAdvisor. This is written by Kristen R. The subject is tragic waste of time,

[00:17:56] Trey Gerrald: oh my.

[00:17:57] Chelsey Donn: and here we go. 'I. Prior to visiting family had warned us that the museum was pretty bad. We were prepared for pretty bad and we're expecting cheesy, funny, and possibly interesting.

I'm open to being convinced that Roswell happened. I'm not A' believer or A' Denier and 'I thought this museum might provide some compelling evidence for their. They provide nothing. In fact, 'I think. 'I believe less than 'I did before going based off of the ineptitude of the museum.

[00:18:43] Trey Gerrald: damn.

[00:18:44] Chelsey Donn: This museum was on par with an elementary school student science fair project.

[00:18:53] Trey Gerrald: Uh,

[00:18:54] Chelsey Donn: articles are placed throughout, no summaries, no highlights, et cetera. Are we expected to read dozens upon dozens of articles? No maps are provided. Where did this happen? Where were witnesses? At the time of the crash, where was this in relation to Roswell? What was the trajectory of the U F O based on the crash scene evidence? Most recollections of the event, including affidavits. We're third hand accounts. Captions of the displays are difficult to read in all caps, bold font, and with rather poor grammar, punctuation, et cetera. There is A' film viewing area, but unfortunately most films playing are Hollywood or Hollywood type movies, not documentaries or informational.

How about brief interviews from witnesses? How about A' Discovery channel style into flick? Who is really gonna sit in there for one to two hours to watch A' full movie verdict? Skip it. Not worth the hour plus drive from Carlsbad or wherever you're based.

[00:20:30] Trey Gerrald: Wow. Kristen is not mincing words.

[00:20:33] Chelsey Donn: Kristen isn't, but like, for whatever reason, 'I trust Kristen, but 'I wanna hear your, your immediate feeling.

[00:20:39] Trey Gerrald: Well, my immediate feeling is that 'I Trust Kristen as well, because 'I relate to the

[00:20:45] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, your glasses, 'I. Just saw them cuz 'I was covering your face. Trey's now wearing like Aviator feels like very Joe Biden to me now The Aviator for some reason. But 'I love it.

[00:20:55] Trey Gerrald: Do you get the reference here? What if 'I do this?

[00:20:57] Chelsey Donn: Is it like A' men in black? Yes. Woo. Did

[00:21:01] Trey Gerrald: I'm holding up my spray hand sanitizer, but I'm using it like it's that metal thing from men in black when they erase your memory

[00:21:07] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Okay.

[00:21:08] Trey Gerrald: 'I. So 'I trust Kristen off the top because 'I agree with the statement that 'I am open to being convinced.

[00:21:17] Chelsey Donn: same.

[00:21:18] Trey Gerrald: So just strictly coming out and saying like, 'I don't believe, but like I'm open to like reviewing and making my own educated decision, but there was nothing to persuade.

So 'I take from that, that Kristen is, uh, levelheaded. They're not gonna be judgmental. They're

[00:21:35] Chelsey Donn: in as A' hater.

[00:21:36] Trey Gerrald: right. They're willing to weigh the options and like

[00:21:39] Chelsey Donn: They've driven an hour to get there.

[00:21:41] Trey Gerrald: 'I think that using the word tragic in the subject is so funny.

[00:21:46] Chelsey Donn: Yes.

[00:21:47] Trey Gerrald: And literally saying just the se like if 'I were to pull A' sentence out of this one star, that 'I think is like the death blow.

It's literally this three word sentence. They provide nothing. Oof. That's tough.

[00:22:02] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:22:03] Trey Gerrald: coming off of A' statement that makes me think Kristen is level-headed and they're not going here to be funny. They're not going here to like ridicule and be judgmental. Like they're actually like, yeah, yeah. Like, convince me, like, tell me your side.

Like if it's Phil's, like Kristen Wenton as an unbiased interviewer for their like school newspaper. And then it's like, well there's, there's nothing here. You think I'm gonna sit here and watch the Titan?

[00:22:28] Chelsey Donn: Right. We're better yet read like articles about the Titanic from third party, like third generation people. You know,

[00:22:38] Trey Gerrald: that's my question. Okay, so third party accounts on the affidavits.

[00:22:44] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:22:45] Trey Gerrald: So where are the witnesses and like where are the people from 1947?

[00:22:50] Chelsey Donn: A' little. Maybe they were abducted 'I. Don't know. It sounds A' little fishy

[00:22:53] Trey Gerrald: Well, like if we get into this like U F O conspiracy conversation, 'I, 'I, do sort of think, well,

[00:23:00] Chelsey Donn: Where

[00:23:00] Trey Gerrald: it is all A' little bit fishy. Like maybe the point that it's so bad is actually what should convince you that

[00:23:07] Chelsey Donn: It's so bad. It's good. Maybe 'I did have that thought. I'm not gonna lie, when 'I was reading this, like, that's really weird. 'I mean 'I Similarly feel like I've heard about this in the zeitgeist. 'I haven't done A' ton of research about the Roswell incident, but obviously like it's. Pop culture at this point.

So we've all sort of heard about it. So 'I was super curious going into this to be like, oh, 'I wonder if I'm gonna learn something. But 'I don't feel like I've learned anything and 'I feel for Kristen in that frustration because 'I think 'I would feel similarly. Give me the Dets, 'I. Wanna like on the ground, one-on-one interview with like Susie Jones who lived down the street when everything went down.

Where is Susie Jones?

[00:23:56] Trey Gerrald: Right, like 'I, if you're going here, because it's gonna be one location that has A' collection of all this information to leave there and feel like they have nothing 'I mean that's outrageous. What other museum would you possibly leave and, and in the car ride home be like, well that was terrible. 'I mean That's crazy.

That was tragic.

[00:24:19] Chelsey Donn: That was tragic.

[00:24:20] Trey Gerrald: My parents told me it's not worth it. Really wasn't like, that's crazy. All of these statements are really bad.

[00:24:27] Chelsey Donn: Oh, totally 'I mean. This is definitely A' damning review and it's unfortunately for the U F O Museum A'. Pretty convincing damning review. 'I mean. . Listen, 'I. Think maybe there are some people that would sit there and read these articles, but 'I do think you're gonna expect more than an article from A' newspaper when you go to A' Museum?

Like, isn't the museum supposed to have the X factor? Couldn't you probably find these articles online? 'I mean What is special about A' Museum if it doesn't have unique information?

[00:25:00] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's what I'm thinking is like 'I, 'I. Think of museums as C, like A' collection of tangible physical items. Not necessarily like you're gonna sit at A' library and read documents like. And yes, obviously you go to A' Museum and there will be like newspapers and documents that you're reading and placards that you're reading, but it seems to me like A' Museum is immersive.

[00:25:21] Chelsey Donn: Right? Like at very least, hypothetically speaking, there's not A', lot of like artifacts that are available that are like, this is A' alien skull. Right.

[00:25:33] Trey Gerrald: Right.

[00:25:34] Chelsey Donn: But don't you think we could at least, like 'I would like to know A' history of how did we even start talking about aliens? Where did this conversation come from?

Was this like, they were talking about this bc you know what 'I mean? Like we saw carvings on the wall that indicate u f Donn. Don't know like. There's gotta be some actual history to when we started having this conversation. What are examples of instances maybe besides Roswell, where we thought we saw something 'I mean?

Obviously this review, let me look, was written in 2013, so it was A' while ago, but you know, right around the time of Covid 'I, there was. A', U F O, that NASA or whoever was just like, yep, that was A', U F O. But like we were all so distracted with Covid 'I that we were like ignoring the fact that they were aliens and that like the government or whoever was just like, yep, true.

We don't know what that is.

[00:26:29] Trey Gerrald: Moving

[00:26:30] Chelsey Donn: So who knows, like maybe things have changed. I'm leaving like A', little bit of A' margin of error. 'I don't know where your review is dated. So it's possible, it's interesting to me that the overalls feel pretty high. You know, when 'I was reading through the negative reviews.

Pretty much all of them felt like deal breakers, like this is A', total tourist trap, not A'. Lot of information, not high quality, something that is, is not really worth your time. So for me, and again, I'm biased because I've been spending my time in the one review lane, but it's hard for me to believe that there could be A' positive review, but clearly there are.

[00:27:10] Trey Gerrald: Well, okay, but so something you were just saying, so we've really like, touched on how it really is lacking. So then, okay, how could they fill it? If you don't have like the alien skull and you don't have the first person accounts, like how, how could they be succeeding if like, you can't have like metal from the spaceship, like 'I, don't know 'I, 'I.

Like what should they do? 'I don't.

[00:27:35] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Just think that if you're going to have an entire museum dedicated to something, hire A' PR agent. Get creative, 'I. Don't know. Figure something out. Like if this is your angle and this is your audience. Make it 'I, 'I mean again. And it's not my thing. Like 'I don't love aliens, but make it some sort.

Like remember we read the review of like the, was it the, the what? What did, what do they have calling it? The sex museum. The um,

[00:28:01] Trey Gerrald: was literally just gonna say all of this, the Mo Mo.

[00:28:05] Chelsey Donn: Mox at Mox, it's like, listen, it wasn't everybody's cup of tea, but at the end of the day there was like, you know, titties you could jump on. You know what 'I mean, like A' dildo, ball pit, or some shit.

Like there are things that you could certainly 'I. Put in this museum in the world of aliens, even if you wanted to have an entire wing dedicated to aliens in feature film. Right. We're in A' theater, so maybe we talk about sci-fi writers and what that's like and where some of these people got their inspiration.

'I don't know, like there's A' million ways we could go with this. It doesn't really feel like we took any of those creative routes. Right,

[00:28:43] Trey Gerrald: You really can't! expand the world, especially since this is the international U F O Museum and research. Like I'm also hearing and 'I thought of the Museum of Sex as well. Cuz it's like expand on the world of what it is to be an. Unidentified flying object. Like have A' bunch of photo ops with like alien stuff.

Like have the inside of A' spaceship like create

A' cult. A' like A' create A' world. Like have the review Queens present the U F O museum. Well, this is also like we're both feeling very convinced by Kristen because Kristen paints herself as someone who is. Coming in unbiased. So to me, 'I think that that really is the unique information here.

The value is that Kristen puts me in her shoes, like 'I am instantly identifying with Kristen.

[00:29:29] Chelsey Donn: Totally. And piggybacking off of that, 'I think that even though Kristen had some zingers in there, to me it's not really coming off as shady. So, so to speak, even though it is kind of, you know, damning, if you wanna say the necessity of this museum, which one could say is A' little bit shady. But at the same time, it feels like.

Grounding everything in facts. This is what you're seeing. 'I really believe it. Like 'I really believe that. If 'I went to this museum, I'm just gonna be seeing articles and A' room where 'I can watch A' full feature film, which is not why 'I went to the museum.

[00:30:06] Trey Gerrald: 'I could find on YouTube or on Netflix.

[00:30:08] Chelsey Donn: exactly.

[00:30:09] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I also think even if 'I was A' hater, 'I, think 'I could read this review and be like, yeah, 'I. Yeah, 'I hate it even more. You know what 'I mean,

like, and even 'I do think even if 'I was A' believer, 'I could read this and be like, well 'I have to go. Cuz she probably missed it.

Like 'I really think. Kristen like spells out in A' way as you said that. Feels truthful because it's sort of against what the museum is, but it isn't like making low blows. It's really just saying like, like 'I left with nothing.

[00:30:39] Chelsey Donn: totally

[00:30:40] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean. Do you think that's typical 'I? Think 'I mean? It seems like the overall scores on all of these websites seem to be three and A', half and above, which is

[00:30:49] Chelsey Donn: 'I know? Well, that's, that's where I'm struggling because, and again, we will see when we, when we get into the Five Star, but 'I was living in this land and as 'I was going through these one stars, 'I was just thinking what? And 'I 'I purposely, when we do this, Just to let fill you guys in 'I, don't really read the flip side because 'I don't wanna like accidentally read Trey's review and then be biased.

So I'm purposely just staying in my lane. So 'I really wasn't looking at the other side clearly, you know, in terms of is this common or not? 'I feel 'I. Don't feel like 'I could sign off on saying that this is common because 'I know that there are five star experiences, so there must be people out there that are enjoying this.

This is not the type of place that has like 20 reviews, as you said in the top. You know, we got thousands of reviews on Google, which. Google itself curates from A'. Lot of different sources as we know, so therefore that feels like there must be people that have an experience that differs from Kristen,

[00:31:52] Trey Gerrald: And 'I also just Fort Crowning, like keeping in mind that this is from 2013 and most museums do have updates and they do have Refurbishings and so like 'I, think 'I would take that into account, as you mentioned in A' different episode like. If I'm going to an experience like 'I, want to read reviews that are

[00:32:10] Chelsey Donn: that are present.

[00:32:12] Trey Gerrald: that I'm going because it's probably gonna be more indicative 'I.

Think Kristen sprinkled some humor in.

[00:32:18] Chelsey Donn: 'I did get some jokes. 'I mean some hahas.

[00:32:22] Trey Gerrald: Like how at the end, A' and naturally, you and 'I were spitballing ideas too. But Kristen ends the review with how about doing this? How about providing this? How about this? Like, it's kind of comical, but it is also sort of like 'I. Don't even think that's shady. 'I. Think it is. Sort of like you could have won me over and you didn't like it feels disappointing.

[00:32:41] Chelsey Donn: The distance that you would've had to travel to get me to not write A', one star review wasn't that far. And you didn't, you

[00:32:50] Trey Gerrald: well 'I think that's the major impact, is that 'I feel that Kristen was disappointed. Not angry. Not, you know, like and 'I think that is why 'I feel like she's being rational and her disappointment makes me feel like, oh, well 'I don't want to be disappointed. Which then psychologically makes me think she's been, that it might be accurate.


[00:33:10] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. And then ultimately the impact of this review for me is 'I. Gotta say verdict, skip it. 'I mean I'm with Kristen after reading this review, which to be fair, 'I wasn't somebody that was super enthusiastic about going in the first place. So it's not gonna push me one way or the other.

But 'I do think the final impact for me is strong.

[00:33:32] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I mean, especially since Kristen starts with 'I was told to skip it and 'I didn't. So now here 'I am telling you, just skip it.

[00:33:39] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. This is A'. Um, historical issue. 'I. Guess.

[00:33:43] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean 'I. Think 'I could crown Kristen.

[00:33:45] Chelsey Donn: Think 'I can ground. Kristen. Let's do it.

[00:33:47] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another's flying saucers, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

[00:34:01] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating to school.

[00:34:10] Chelsey Donn: Okay. 'I was torn. Trey's holding up four and A' half crowns. I'm holding up four crowns. Why four And A' half crowns for Kristen Trey.

[00:34:18] Trey Gerrald: you know 'I, this is almost queenly for me.

[00:34:23] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:34:24] Trey Gerrald: Because 'I don't think that the distance and time is Kristen's fault. But 'I think as far as effectiveness, 'I would want to do more research of closer to today to see if there are new exhibits or if anything has changed. If the museum read the review and took any of it to, you know, that sort of like, But that's not really Kristen's fault.

But Kristen also did not attach A' picture. And 'I just think that Kristen's very convincing because they don't come across emotional. They come across disappointed. And they also say like, 'I was open and. This was just really lame and that's gonna be hard for me to forget. So 'I said four and A', half 'I really just took the half off because 'I would, 'I would continue to do research.

This would not be the deal breaker for me. It would be like the deal break, but not the deal breaker. You know, like 'I would continue to do A'. Little more research. So 'I said four and A' half, but Kristen, really solid. Solid, solid. Why did you say four?

[00:35:23] Chelsey Donn: 'I said four. 'I was really 'I. 'I feel like maybe 'I should have gone four and A' half 'I was waffling back and forth. You sort of convinced me there at the end because 'I 'I was gonna say 'I took A' half A' crown off for the length of time being far out. So is this A' valuable review of today? Not sure.

So that was the half A' crown. But you're right. That's not really Kristen's fault. This was A' super solid review. 'I took the other half. Because maybe Kristen is biased, she went into this experience already being told by somebody that it was gonna be bad 'I think it is hard to come back from that. You know, like 'I think an an opportunity really has to be spectacular for you to enjoy something that somebody has already told you is A' waste of time.

That was why 'I decided not to go full. Review Queen, but 'I think that Kristen is pretty stellar. 'I really liked Kristen's voice. 'I found her very convincing. 'I believed her right away. 'I liked the line that Kristen was skirting on the shadiness scale, right? We can give constructive feedback. Even A', little bit cheeky constructive feedback and still not be shady.

So 'I really like that, that tight rope that 'I felt like Kristen was walking, and for that reason, four crowns, A', really solid review, in my opinion.

[00:36:40] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I. Get it. All right. Well, oh, 'I. Mean 'I. Know the five star and I'm already feeling icky.

[00:36:47] Chelsey Donn: right.

[00:36:49] Trey Gerrald: let's take A' break before we discuss the flip side of the U F O Museum,

[00:36:55] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Love it. Yes. B r b.

[00:37:00] VOICEOVER: Hold your crown. We'll be right back.

[00:37:29] Trey Gerrald: It's game time.

[00:37:30] Chelsey Donn: Nice.

[00:37:31] Trey Gerrald: right, ChelseyBD. It was my turn to make A' game, and today 'I created A' brand new game for you and our listeners that 'I am calling UF No or uf, don't know.

[00:37:49] Chelsey Donn: Oh, okay.

[00:37:51] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so today 'I have stolen questions. Well, let me just say not stolen. Today's questions are courtesy of the website useful So ChelseyBD, I'm gonna ask you eight questions about UFOs

[00:38:10] Chelsey Donn: Oh no.

[00:38:12] Trey Gerrald: U know them or UF don't know them.

[00:38:18] Chelsey Donn: Is this like an honor system?

[00:38:20] Trey Gerrald: No. So 'I have eight questions and they all have multiple choice answers.

So you'll tell me A', B, C, D,

[00:38:27] Chelsey Donn: And then you'll tell, you'll tell me if 'I UF node or if 'I UF didn't Now,

[00:38:32] Trey Gerrald: correct? Don't know. Not didn't know.

[00:38:33] Chelsey Donn: Copy

[00:38:34] Trey Gerrald: worked really hard on this

[00:38:35] Chelsey Donn: Yes, 'I. Love it. Got it.

[00:38:37] Trey Gerrald: And then because this is from useful, there's like essay answers. So I'm just gonna like,

[00:38:43] Chelsey Donn: Give A' brief.

[00:38:44] Trey Gerrald: Give the briefs.

[00:38:45] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Great.

[00:38:47] Trey Gerrald: are you ready, ChelseyBD? Are you ready to play? You F or you F? No.

[00:38:58] Chelsey Donn: Feel like I'm getting like flashback pop. Quiz sweats, but I'm ready.

[00:39:02] Trey Gerrald: All right. Here we are. This is actually something you touched on A' moment ago. When was the earliest known?

[00:39:11] Chelsey Donn: goodness. Okay.

[00:39:12] Trey Gerrald: UFO siding. Do you u f, know or u f? Don't know.

[00:39:17] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:39:18] Trey Gerrald: Here are your choices.

[00:39:20] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:39:21] Trey Gerrald: 1200 bc, 100 BC 10 86 or 1941.

[00:39:31] Chelsey Donn: Oh, 100 BC am 'I wrong.

[00:39:40] Trey Gerrald: correct.

[00:39:42] Chelsey Donn: goodness. Okay. Whew.

[00:39:43] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

So, uh, the earliest known report of A' U f o Sighting was by someone named Julius Obsequious, A' Roman writer, and 100 bc. He claimed to have seen quote unquote things like ships in the sky over.

[00:40:05] Chelsey Donn: Interesting. Okay.

[00:40:06] Trey Gerrald: and this is very random, but some people also believe that the Old Testament book of Ezekiel contains A' reference to A' U F O sighting.

[00:40:14] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:40:15] Trey Gerrald: The quote from Ezekiel is 'I looked and 'I saw A' windstorm coming out of the north, an immense cloud with flashing lighting and surrounded by A' brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. Ezekiel one, four through five.

[00:40:35] Chelsey Donn: Interesting. Yeah.

[00:40:37] Trey Gerrald: All right, so you got one, right? Good job.

[00:40:39] Chelsey Donn: Thank you. Thank you.

[00:40:40] Trey Gerrald: Okay, our next one, do you UF know or uf? Don't know. Where is Area 51? California, Nevada, New Mexico, or Colorado?

[00:40:57] Chelsey Donn: New Mexico. Oh no. Is it California

[00:41:03] Trey Gerrald: That's

[00:41:05] Chelsey Donn: Arizona.

[00:41:09] Trey Gerrald: all right. Well, you've gotten three wrong now and there's only eight questions. No, it's n, it's Nevada

[00:41:16] Chelsey Donn: Nevada. Okay.

[00:41:18] Trey Gerrald: Okay. All right. So Area 51, which is sometimes referred to as Dreamland, is A' Secret Military facility located about 90 miles north of Las Vegas.

[00:41:30] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I. Feel like 'I should have known that that was stupid, but

[00:41:33] Trey Gerrald: Basically it's just like, this is like, it's A' secret to Americans and like for military reasons, and so therefore there's like 800 billion bajillion conspiracy theories around it.

[00:41:43] Chelsey Donn: Right. Okay.

[00:41:44] Trey Gerrald: Area 51.

[00:41:45] Chelsey Donn: Well,

[00:41:46] Trey Gerrald: Okay. Well you're tied, even though you guessed

you kept guessing

[00:41:49] Chelsey Donn: Yes. No 'I, 'I U have, don't know any of these, but I'm 'I. Uf guessing.

[00:41:54] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think you're gonna uf get

[00:41:56] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Thanks.

[00:41:57] Trey Gerrald: All right. Number three. During World War 'I two US pilots began reporting odd balls of light or shiny metallic spheres that could fly circles around their planes. What were these UFOs called? Do UF know or uf? Don't know. Is it A'? Pilot Lights? B Missionary Lights. Chelsea's face is so indigently like she doesn't know and she's getting so mad.

Okay, see sidecar spots

[00:42:34] Chelsey Donn: Oh my

[00:42:35] Trey Gerrald: or D foo fighters?

[00:42:38] Chelsey Donn: Foo Fighters. Oh my God. 'I kind of hope. It's that 'I. Don't think it is. Oh geez. Oh man. I'm gonna say Foo Fighter. Screw it. Not because it's right, but just because. 'I, it's,

[00:42:52] Trey Gerrald: It is right

[00:42:53] Chelsey Donn: oh, 'I was like, they had A' name themselves after something. Right?

[00:42:57] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Wonder if it is 'I. Don't know. 'I. Gotta go to that Wikipedia. All right, so actually this is true. During World War 'I two US pilots began reporting these quote unquote oddballs of light or shiny metallic fears that could fly circles around their plane. That's A' quote. The UFOs came to be called Foo Fighter.

British and German pilots also reported seeing these strange lights, and each side thought that they were some sort of secret weapon developed by their enemy, but the phenomenon has never been explained.

[00:43:32] Chelsey Donn: interesting,

[00:43:32] Trey Gerrald: Scary. All right, so you are two to one so far. Good


[00:43:37] Chelsey Donn: thanks.

[00:43:38] Trey Gerrald: All right, next one. Around the time of the solar eclipse of July 11th, 1991.

What city experienced A' wave of U F O sightings? Do you UF know or uf? Don't know. Is it A' Las Vegas b Beijing C Mexico City, or D Hong Kong?

[00:44:02] Chelsey Donn: Oh God. 'I. Don't know. Okay, 'I. Don't know why 'I am saying this, but Mexico City, 'I.

[00:44:11] Trey Gerrald: 'I hate you. 'I ChelseyBD, your doing are good? Yes, it is Mexico City. So during the solar eclipse of July 11th, 1991, Mexico City experienced A' wave of U F O sightings, according to hundreds of eyewitnesses. Where are their testimonies at the U F O Museum? Kristin

[00:44:33] Chelsey Donn: Right. Hello?

[00:44:35] Trey Gerrald: A' very bright object, hovered over Mexico City for almost 30 minutes.

[00:44:41] Chelsey Donn: Wow.

[00:44:43] Trey Gerrald: during, and after the eclipse and was videotaped by 17 people in different parts of the city.

[00:44:51] Chelsey Donn: Wow,

[00:44:52] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah. So that's kind of scary. Okay, we have three more. Here we go.

[00:44:57] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Am 'I gonna get A'? Passing grade? 'I? Don't know.

[00:45:00] Trey Gerrald: Well, yeah,


[00:45:01] Chelsey Donn: mean. Listen, there's three. This could go either way. I'm not getting cocky.

[00:45:05] Trey Gerrald: Okay, here we go. What was the name of the US Air Force's 22 year investigation into the existence of UFOs. Do you u f, know or u F? Don't know. A'. Was it Project Condor? B. Project Majestic. C. Project Blue Book or d X-files.

[00:45:27] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Geez, Louise. X-files. Yeah. 'I. Don't know. Project Majestic.

[00:45:43] Trey Gerrald: You got two more? You wanna keep guessing?

[00:45:45] Chelsey Donn: Condo. Blue Book. What

[00:45:50] Trey Gerrald: I'll give you one more try.

[00:45:52] Chelsey Donn: Blue Book.

[00:45:53] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. So it's Project Blue Book.

[00:45:55] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:45:56] Trey Gerrald: was, um, A' US Air Force investigation that lasted 22 years based out of the Wright Patterson Air Force base in Ohio. They like investigated hundreds of U F O reports. So from 1948 to

[00:46:10] Chelsey Donn: 'I should have known. That's like the least, like conspicuous of all of them.

[00:46:14] Trey Gerrald: number six, here we go. What US president once reported seeing A', U F O?

[00:46:21] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.

[00:46:22] Trey Gerrald: Do you UF now or UF

Don't Was it A' Jimmy Carter, b Ronald Reagan. C John F Kennedy's what? Kennedy's

[00:46:34] Chelsey Donn: John f Kennedy's

[00:46:35] Trey Gerrald: John F. Kennedy or D. Lyndon B Johnson.

[00:46:44] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Don't know Johnson

[00:46:48] Trey Gerrald: You being so upset and just shaking your head and, and Resignedly saying Johnson. It's really funny.

[00:46:57] Chelsey Donn: seems the most alien like 'I. Don't know. What were the other options?

[00:47:01] Trey Gerrald: Carter Reagan or Kennedy

[00:47:03] Chelsey Donn: Reagan, Carter. God

[00:47:10] Trey Gerrald: that doesn't count.

[00:47:11] Chelsey Donn: it. 'I know. 'I know.

[00:47:12] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so it is documented that in October, although some sources say it was January of 1969, Jimmy Carter observed A' U F O in the skies near Leary in southwestern Georgia.

[00:47:26] Chelsey Donn: If you're listening and you know this stuff, like I'm recruiting you for my trivia team because 'I don't know any of this shit.

[00:47:33] Trey Gerrald: All right, we have two more. Here we go. What is the name of the rancher who many Ufologists believe discovered the wreckage of A' U F O in July, 1947 on his land in Roswell, New Mexico?

[00:47:48] Chelsey Donn: God. Okay.

[00:47:49] Trey Gerrald: Do U f Know or u f? Don't know Jesse, Marcel Roger Re. George Wilcox or Mack Brazel.

[00:47:58] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Trey My, my Luck is out for Zay

[00:48:09] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD. It was in the intro.

[00:48:13] Chelsey Donn: It was,

[00:48:14] Trey Gerrald: 'I said the guy's name. Remember?

[00:48:16] Chelsey Donn: was probably looking for my review.

[00:48:18] Trey Gerrald: Remember 'I said his nickname? '

[00:48:21] Chelsey Donn: I. Amm A'. Screw

[00:48:22] Trey Gerrald: scroll the script.

[00:48:25] Chelsey Donn: 'I already lost.

[00:48:26] Trey Gerrald: sneak. It was it's Mac Brazel,

[00:48:30] Chelsey Donn: Ohm

[00:48:31] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Saw you sneaky little goose. You just, your whole facial expression changed. And then 'I saw your hand go down to your mouse. You A'.

Little sneak.

[00:48:40] Chelsey Donn: ww Mac 'I almost said that It's so hard for me

[00:48:44] Trey Gerrald: No you didn't.

[00:48:46] Chelsey Donn: 'I. 'I did. 'I.

[00:48:49] Trey Gerrald: 'I.

[00:48:51] Chelsey Donn: 'I.

[00:48:52] Trey Gerrald: said Wilcox, you said you didn't

[00:48:55] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Well, you know, it's hard for me to remember all of them. Maybe if 'I have them written down.

[00:49:01] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD. Oh my God. You're the one that made up that Trader Joe's review, where you're like South Dakota, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Dakota, Massachusetts, Mississippi.

[00:49:15] Chelsey Donn: That was

[00:49:15] Trey Gerrald: That was A' lot to hear and remember. 'I

[00:49:18] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Well, 'I was just giving you states and giving you, okay, whatever.

[00:49:23] Trey Gerrald: where we're like literally fighting over the game.

[00:49:27] Chelsey Donn: okay, fine. Give me the last one. 'I failed

[00:49:30] Trey Gerrald: Okay.

[00:49:30] Chelsey Donn: my best. My best shot is A' 50%.

[00:49:33] Trey Gerrald: you're gonna get this one cuz it's easiest.

Okay. Here we

[00:49:36] Chelsey Donn: Well now that you've jinxed it. All

[00:49:39] Trey Gerrald: 'I still fighting.

[00:49:40] Chelsey Donn: Okay. It's fine.

[00:49:43] Trey Gerrald: Okay. Okay. Okay. What explanation was offered to explain A' U F O sighting near Kyoto Japan and 1235? Do you UF know or uf? Don't

[00:49:57] Chelsey Donn: how the, do you think 'I would know this? what?

[00:50:01] Trey Gerrald: to the answers To be fair, 'I didn't know any of these either, but this one 'I think you'll get. Okay. Did they say it was A'? A' come. B A', fire breathing bird, C, angry Gods, or D. Wind blowing the stars about

[00:50:24] Chelsey Donn: A' comment. Am 'I wrong. The, the bird. 'I 'I couldn't be the wind. So what was the other one?

[00:50:39] Trey Gerrald: Wait, wait. No,


[00:50:40] Chelsey Donn: was the wind. Oh my God. How could the wind blow the stars about

[00:50:49] Trey Gerrald: that's why it doesn't make


[00:50:50] Chelsey Donn: even make any sense?

[00:50:52] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:50:53] Chelsey Donn: would 'I if that would be it, the wind blowing the stars?

[00:50:58] Trey Gerrald: well, to me, 'I thought that sounded the most practical, not A'. Fire breathing bird.

[00:51:04] Chelsey Donn: Like A' comment, pull from 'I. Thought it was clearly A' comment of what?

[00:51:09] Trey Gerrald: wicked. Not wicked. Oh my God. This was so much funnier than 'I thought it would be. Well 'I. Hope that you're


[00:51:18] Chelsey Donn: A'. Failure.

[00:51:18] Trey Gerrald: Hope you don't know. Don't internalize any of this. You and 'I don't know anything about UFOs. 'I did not know any of them either.

[00:51:25] Chelsey Donn: Well, to be fair, 'I uf don't know any of those things. So the fact that 'I, UF knew three is actually A', kind of A' victory when you think

[00:51:35] Trey Gerrald: It is. It is. 'I would say, and you knew enough to where 'I, think 'I. Think you're an alien.

[00:51:42] Chelsey Donn: 'I definitely don't think I'm an alien.

[00:51:44] Trey Gerrald: Chelsea's an alien. Well, all right. You know what? We can't all be winners and we can't all be losers, and you're neither because you're Chelsey, Donn, and we love you regardless.

[00:51:53] Chelsey Donn: A'. Thank you listeners. Did you beat my score? If you did call in one eight fifty review zero. Let us know.

[00:52:02] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.

[00:52:05] Chelsey Donn: All right, we are back from that rousing game break and it is Trey's turn.

[00:52:11] Trey Gerrald: Yay.

[00:52:11] Chelsey Donn: Yay.

[00:52:13] Trey Gerrald: All right, here we go. The flip side of . So yes, 'I today brought in the five star review. My source is and this review was written by Stone Z.

[00:52:26] Chelsey Donn: Stones. Okay. Let's hear it.

[00:52:29] Trey Gerrald: Well ChelseyBD, it's officially timed for our special announcement. Yes. Okay. So ChelseyBD and 'I are very excited to share that. Starting today, we are going to be splitting our verses episodes between the main show and our after show.

So if you listener want to hear the flip side, then you gotta join our Patreon.

[00:52:53] Chelsey Donn: That's right. Not to alienate any of our listeners, but if you haven't joined us over on Patreon yet, then make today the day. Review That Review dot com slash Patreon.

[00:53:04] Trey Gerrald: Yes, that's right. We've made this decision listeners for A'. Number of reasons. We have heard multiple requests to bring back the Meryl-Go-Round, so.

[00:53:16] Chelsey Donn: We are bringing back the merry round for the verses episode on Patreon.

[00:53:21] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, and we really do want to continue to offer more things of value for all of our members on Patreon, and this feels like A' fun and natural way to do that.

[00:53:31] Chelsey Donn: Plus we wanna focus on more digestible offerings without skimping on diving deep. And we're very aware that the versus episodes are our most in depth, and we hope that splitting them will add to the mystery and the fun

[00:53:45] Trey Gerrald: So yes. Fun. This is exciting. This is our big announcement, so please won't you join us on this next evolution of our show. We're so thrilled.

[00:53:53] Chelsey Donn: love our members over at Patreon. We love all you guys. We love all our listeners, but we wanna give A' little something more. So come on, join us, Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. Woo. We did

[00:54:05] Trey Gerrald: We have done A' Queen. That is another round on the R you A' RQ Ferris Wheel of one side of our verses 'I.

[00:54:13] Chelsey Donn: That is right. Thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell A' Friend or an Alien

[00:54:19] Trey Gerrald: If you didn't like what you heard, please tell an enemy or an alien enemy.

[00:54:25] Chelsey Donn: If you'd like to support the production of our show, visit Review That Review dot com slash donate or even A'. Dollar tip is much appreciated.

[00:54:32] Trey Gerrald: Join our mailing list at Review That Review dot com so you can stay up to date with all of the goings on in the Queen

[00:54:37] Chelsey Donn: Hit up our voice mailbox. 1 8 50 review zero. Did you beat me in the game? Let us know. You can follow us on all the socials at the Review Queen. I'm at ChelseyBD and that's ChelseyBD with A' y.

[00:54:51] Trey Gerrald: and 'I am at Trey Gerrald. To hear or watch this five star review for the U F O Museum on this week's after Show companion podcast. Then you gotta join our Patreon page over at Review That Review dot com slash Patreon so that you can find out what made ChelseyBD say.

[00:55:11] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Just feel like with UFOs and aliens, we could go sexy and we're missing the Mark 'I. Think the aliens would be offended personally, and to find out what made Trey say.

[00:55:23] Trey Gerrald: It's very disturbing that they're wearing hats, but they're not wearing any clothes. Oh, and also remember

[00:55:29] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You're A' freaking alien. Queen what?

[00:55:36] Trey Gerrald: uh, you're A', gender nonspecific fricking alien, Queen

[00:55:39] Chelsey Donn: Queen. That's right. See you on the Patreon. Bye.

[00:55:44] Trey Gerrald: Bye. I'm flying at A' Space

[00:55:52] Chelsey Donn: And if you don't join the Patreon, then you UF don't know.

[00:55:57] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

[00:56:17] Chelsey Donn: That

[00:56:18] Trey Gerrald: What do you think aliens talk like?

[00:56:20] Chelsey Donn: 'I think they talk like how dolphins talk, you know, like there's like A', A', some sort of sonar is that A' word thing that only they can hear and we can't. Either that or like with those like, um, like two cups.

[00:56:38] Trey Gerrald: like two solo cups and A' string

[00:56:40] Chelsey Donn: Yes, exactly. That's how 'I want A' Picture Airline. That that like makes aliens A' little bit less scary to think of them in that context.

[00:56:49] Trey Gerrald: This actually works out really well because my five star review. Has eight photos, so we'll actually get to watch and look at them together on the after show. So

this works out really well.

[00:57:01] Chelsey Donn: exciting. Can't wait. Let's do.

[00:57:04] Trey Gerrald: The truth is out there.

[00:57:06] Chelsey Donn: The truth is out there. You gotta know. You gotta now join the Patreon. Join the Patreon.

[00:57:10] Trey Gerrald: are you A' believer? Do you have nothing to provide?

[00:57:14] Chelsey Donn: Patreon.

[00:57:14] Trey Gerrald: fair? We never talked about the science fair. 'I thought that was so funny.

[00:57:19] Chelsey Donn: Oh right. We forgot to talk. Well, we'll talk about it in the after show.

[00:57:22] Trey Gerrald: Okay, bye.

[00:57:23] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Bye.