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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 67: "Clawee App"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 67: "Clawee App"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello

[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello there. Chelsey and hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:41] Chelsey Donn: reviews were just like Cisco ERT only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:54] Trey Gerrald: That is your co-host Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:57] Chelsey Donn: And that is your cohost Trey Gerrald

[00:01:00] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.

[00:01:02] VOICEOVER: The review Queens.

[00:01:06] Trey Gerrald: And a special

[00:01:08] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio, Queens.

[00:01:11] Trey Gerrald: to all of our Patreon members. You know, they are singularly helping us to keep our lights on, keep producing episodes in exchange. They have exclusive access to our companion after show podcast, which features additional reviews. Hello, you need some more. We got 'em for. Plus they get full video recordings, me discounts, and a whole lot more.

[00:01:32] Trey Gerrald: So if you wanna join them and be special, B I P Queens, then go to our Patreon page. That's Patreon dot com slash Review That Review. Hey, Chelsey goose.

[00:01:42] Chelsey Donn: Hello. I just felt like we were both really serving like Mary Poppins in that like Cheerio Queen, like just very Burt Burt. Is that his name? The,

[00:01:54] Trey Gerrald: T. Yeah.

[00:01:55] Chelsey Donn: yeah. Bert, right

[00:01:56] Trey Gerrald: Bert heal. No, that's someone else. Who's Bert Healy. Is that a character in Annie?

[00:02:02] Chelsey Donn: maybe. Oh yeah. Is that the, no, I don't know.

[00:02:06] Trey Gerrald: Is that the like, Hey, oh, B man. Hey,

[00:02:09] Chelsey Donn: Donn

[00:02:10] Trey Gerrald: Healy. Yeah,

[00:02:14] Chelsey Donn: dressed.

[00:02:15] Trey Gerrald: I think he's like the radio singer. Who cares? Um, how's your week going girl?

[00:02:21] Chelsey Donn: my weeks going great. Everything. Everything is swimming along over here in LA.

[00:02:27] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm

[00:02:27] Chelsey Donn: are things on the opposite host in New Jersey?

[00:02:31] Trey Gerrald: Life's good. You know, I it's interesting cuz since I've come out about being a New Jersey resident life hasn't changed. So that's fun. Yeah. I

[00:02:42] Chelsey Donn: I was watching a show the other day, which I've been told to watch and I'm really enjoying it. I totally agree with the recommendation. Have you seen the show? The other two?

[00:02:51] Trey Gerrald: I have not watched it, which I don't need to get into, but tell me about the other two

[00:02:59] Chelsey Donn: Um, we're gonna talk about this off the air anyway. Um, so people have been recommending the other two and I I've been really enjoying it because it is sort of my brand of comedy. I'll say like me as an actor and writer and. There was a Jersey joke in like the second or third episode. I wish I could remember exactly what the joke was, but it was like clear.

[00:03:18] Chelsey Donn: It was a joke and the punchline of the joke was in New Jersey or like whatever. And I was just like, oh my God, there it is. We talked about it. You hear a New Jersey joke every day. And I heard a New Jersey joke yesterday.

[00:03:32] Trey Gerrald: I love

[00:03:32] Chelsey Donn: How about you? Have you been hearing Jersey jokes?

[00:03:35] Trey Gerrald: Um, no more than usual, but I haven't watched the other two yet, but I know that it's very funny and I need to watch it. I just haven't started.

[00:03:42] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, it's been on my list for a while, so I'm happy that I got to get started, but I wanted to know Trey before I Lodge my Complaint, cuz my lodging of a Complaint is gonna kind of just sail us right through the subject matter for this episode. So I was wondering if before we do that, do you have something you wanna Lodge a Complaint about

[00:04:03] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, I definitely do. I am so ready too.

[00:04:06] VOICEOVER: Lodge Complaint.

[00:04:07] Trey Gerrald: On behalf of a listener here we are. So this is actually a Complaint that we got from our contact form on our website.

[00:04:18] Chelsey Donn: Oh, okay.

[00:04:19] Trey Gerrald: a place on our website Review That Review dot com to. Submit a Complaint. And so on the contact form, it says your first name, last name, your email, and then your message.

[00:04:28] Trey Gerrald: So it's interesting because the first name is one word, more problems than, and the last name is Quaker has oats.

[00:04:40] Chelsey Donn: Oh,

[00:04:41] Trey Gerrald: who submitted a complaint's name as more problems than Quaker has oats.

[00:04:46] Chelsey Donn: okay. So they wanted to start with a joke or something, right, right at the top.

[00:04:51] Trey Gerrald: And then their email is can't win for losing shoot a

[00:04:59] Chelsey Donn: Wow. Okay.

[00:05:02] Trey Gerrald: So notice how this has no relevance for you. But to me, these are all very famous sayings that my mother says all the time.

[00:05:15] Chelsey Donn: Do you think it's your mom like in disguise?

[00:05:18] Trey Gerrald: I know that it's not my mom, because my, these are sayings that she just says she has more problems than Quaker has oats. Do you get that joke? Cuz Quaker's

[00:05:28] Chelsey Donn: Quaker has a lot of oats.

[00:05:30] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm she always complains that she can't win for losing cuz she loses so much that she can't even win for losing cuz she's

[00:05:39] Chelsey Donn: Like she doesn't even win the award for losing.

[00:05:42] Trey Gerrald: correct.

[00:05:43] Chelsey Donn: she, she just goes shy of losing to win that award, but enough to be a loser.

[00:05:50] Trey Gerrald: And then when we were a kid, instead of saying like G D she would say, shoot a monkey.

[00:05:56] Chelsey Donn: Is this a thing like this is a Southern thing, like shoot a monkey.

[00:06:00] Trey Gerrald: I don't know that I've ever heard it before, but my mom always says

[00:06:03] Chelsey Donn: Oh, interesting.

[00:06:04] Trey Gerrald: So I was like, okay, this is either my sister. Or it's my brother-in-law, who's married to my sister who listens every week. And, uh, oh,

[00:06:15] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:06:15] Trey Gerrald: