TRANSCRIPT of Episode 71: "Romeo & Juliet"
Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 71: "Romeo & Juliet"
Transcription
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THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello,
[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: Hi, are you frozen over there?
[00:00:35] Chelsey Donn: you were frozen in like a really funny position. So I screenshotted it and
[00:00:39] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God. I see. You're frozen over here. Holding up your water bottle,
[00:00:44] Chelsey Donn: oh, great.
[00:00:44] Trey Gerrald: who my face looks so weird in this picture.
[00:00:47] Chelsey Donn: I know. That's it was so like, That's what? That was funny anyway.
[00:00:51] Trey Gerrald: oh, I see you now. Okay. Hello and welcome listeners to Review That Review. We are the podcast dedicated to reviewing
[00:01:02] Chelsey Donn: Review were just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:01:14] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn,
[00:01:16] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald
[00:01:18] Trey Gerrald: and together we are.
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[00:01:37] Chelsey Donn: Oh, kicks like, gotta get, gotta, gotta have my kicks.
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[00:02:15] Chelsey Donn: Yay.
[00:02:15] Trey Gerrald: has your week been? How are you? What is new? Give us the T delicious
[00:02:20] Chelsey Donn: Everything is good. I attended a bot mitzvah over the weekend. Um, so just bouncing back. Thank, thank you. Thank you. Bouncing back from that. Yeah, we did a little Shabbat dinner. It was a whole weekend affair. I, you know, being an adult and experiencing this bot mitzvah thing. It's really like a wedding. I mean, I didn't realize it at the time when I was a kid, but there's all these events leading up to it.
[00:02:45] Chelsey Donn: There's the, you know, the brunch afterwards and I'm like exhausted also. It's just bizarre kind of being the adult at the bat mitzvah. I gotta say,
[00:02:56] Trey Gerrald: Oh, yeah, the very first bot Mitzva ever attended. I was a cater waiter,
[00:03:01] Chelsey Donn: oh, wow.
[00:03:02] Trey Gerrald: I had no idea what was happening.
[00:03:05] Chelsey Donn: It's funny. They, they did a pajama theme, which I thought was like pretty interesting, cuz by bat mitzvah, obviously everyone was like dressed at the nines, but they had a little bit of a break between the service and the party. So it was pajama themed and it turned out being because it was like a.
[00:03:22] Chelsey Donn: Moonlight kingdom or something. I don't know. There was like a theme and everyone looked really cute in their pajamas, but there were all these girls that were wearing like silky pajamas with like the little like spaghetti strap showing. And I was like, this is so weird. Like everything's, everything's changed and nothing has changed, you know?
[00:03:41] Trey Gerrald: Absolutely. Yeah.
[00:03:43] Chelsey Donn: So funny love it. So how was your week? I've missed you? I've been so busy with all the bat mitzvah stuff.
[00:03:49] Trey Gerrald: I know you really have it. It does require a lot. I, I know that from also personal experience. Uh, my wake is good, you know, we've just been chugging along. I, um, I gotta do an oil change for my car, but I just haven't done it yet. I keep getting emails that it's time, and I know I need to stay on top of
[00:04:07] Chelsey Donn: yeah, same. That's so funny.
[00:04:09] Trey Gerrald: And other stuff that I'm not gonna talk about on the pod, but I'm gonna talk about with you and what else? I don't know, just, you know, life is, life is always interesting and, um, challenging, and, and this is always a highlight, so I'm grateful to be here.
[00:04:25] Chelsey Donn: I am so grateful to be here. This is definitely the highlight of my week. And then, you know, another reason why it's the highlight of our week is cuz we get to like get things off of our chest and complain. So do you wanna Lodge a Complaint?
[00:04:38] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, I think I do want to,