A written transcript of the Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald Trailer Episode for the differently abled and those who prefer to read.
TREY: I’m Trey Gerrald.
CHELSEY: and I’m Chelsey Donn!
TREY: And we’re the hosts of the new podcast: Review that Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing... reviews.
CHELSEY: Yeah, we’re just like Siskel & Ebert, only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
CHELSEY: … and we both noticed that there is a gigantic problem, cursing humankind and ravaging the internet.
TREY: A problem so insidious, that you’ve probably resigned yourself to its rapidly expanding proliferation in our culture.
CHELSEY: Say it with me,
TREY: The Real Housewives Franchises
CHELSEY: ….Revi….
TREY: ..oh
BOTH: Online Reviews!
CHELSEY: But we mean ALL of those unchecked, hilarious, snarky, grammatically-challenged, and wildly-varying online reviews!
TREY: Alright, have you ever thought to yourself, listener,
“If only there were 2, self-appointed, Review Queens with whom I could trust to weed through all the riff-raff and tell me
which Reviews were penned by someone who was Caring, and
which Reviews were penned by someone who was a Karen?”
Well, honey, Review that Review is the podcast for you!
CHELSEY: That’s right. Join us as we dissect, discuss, and review some of the wildest reviews to hit the internet. Buckle in for hot takes on reviews from such sources as RateMyProfessor, ZocDoc, PsychologyToday, Amazon, TripAdvisor and more.
TREY: ...So, what are you waiting for, friend? Hit that SUBSCRIBE button right now!
CHELSEY: If you like what you heard, Tell a Friend.
TREY: If you didn’t like what you heard, Tell an Enemy.
CHELSEY: And Most Important: Follow, Subscribe, Rate, and REVIEW us.
BOTH: 5 stars only.
TREY: Oh wait. Wait, wait. We never mentioned Meryl Streep!
CHELSEY: They’ll just have to listen then…
TREY: Love that.
CHELSEY: And if no one told you yet today, you’re a QUEEN!
TREY: gender nonspecific QUEEN
BOTH: Bye!
(sung)
Everybody's got an opinion
Every Californian and Virginian
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore
Someone's gotta settle the score
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose
Whose views win, which ones lose
Online haters, they're comin' for you
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!