Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 103: "Foot & Ankle Clinic"
Transcription
*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!
[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
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[00:00:30] CHELSEY DONN: hello.
[00:00:31] TREY GERRALD: Oh, hi and hello. Welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing
[00:00:39] CHELSEY DONN: reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:00:51] TREY GERRALD: that is ChelseyBD Donn.
[00:00:53] CHELSEY DONN: And that is Trey A', Gerrald.
[00:00:56] TREY GERRALD: And to get there, we are.
[00:00:59] VOICEOVER: The Review, Queen,
[00:01:02] TREY GERRALD: Well, ChelseyBD, why don't we move from some happiness into, so not some happiness. Are you ready to.
[00:01:07] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.
[00:01:09] CHELSEY DONN: Always. 'I was born judgey. As our merch says, 'I wanna complain about this phenomenon that happens to all of us, right? Which is that things get lost. We just lose things. A'. Few weeks ago, 'I was talking about how 'I was organizing things and 'I even hired someone to help me come organize my closet.
There's not enough room. There's lots of like aerial space that 'I try to use in certain ways, but it never works out because then 'I can never get to anything. And now 'I have, like all my shoes have gone aerial and 'I can't even A' even on the step stool. It's like impossible to get into the closet. So 'I have all these shoes and all these things that 'I can't access and 'I remember.
'I have these boots that 'I love that I've worn for A', Review, That, Review, photo shoots, 'I, just love these boots. They're comfortable, they're cute. They go with like A', lot of outfits. There's A' shoe that 'I wear when 'I don't wanna wear like 'I. A' Sandal or A'? Sneaker. You know, 'I just was very easy for me to wear it.
And 'I, remember when 'I was organizing my closet? 'I said, these are important. Let's not put these up in the crazy place because then I'll never see them again. And 'I wear these every week and 'I can't find the boots. 'I can't find the boots. I've tried to like take everything down. I've completely destroyed all of the progress that 'I made with the organization.
Now it's A' mess again because I'm trying to like get things down and there's still like bins up there. 'I can't access 'I, need to hire someone again to come help me go through it again and 'I. 'I still have not found these boots and 'I don't remember even like the brand of the boots so that 'I could rebuy it.
Which seems like ridiculous because the whole point of organizing your things is to know what you have and not buy more. And now here 'I am so I'm annoyed. 'I don't know who I'm annoyed at. I'm annoyed with myself. I'm annoyed with the my lack of ability to utilize this vertical space in A' way that, you know, helps me have more storage space.
'I. Don't know what the Complaint is. Trey 'I. But I'm annoyed and 'I Want my boots back?
[00:03:02] TREY GERRALD: Well, I'm hearing this, you know, experience of lostness, which 'I recognize. I'm also wondering, can you 'I know it's A' small closet, but can you install like A' little sliding ladder like Bell does at the beginning of Beauty and the Beast? Then you just climb up the ladder.
[00:03:21] CHELSEY DONN: No, it's one of those closets that really bother me. It's the mirrored ones and they're on A' track.
[00:03:28] TREY GERRALD: Oh
[00:03:29] CHELSEY DONN: It's just horrible. There's like no way of really efficiently seeing everything that's in there. Everything is like so cramped. 'I can't do any of the closet tricks, like put A' hook on the door or any of that, like 'I, 'I can't.
I'm just very limited. And then also it's like the mirrors in my room and I'm renting. So 'I can't just like remove them. Maybe 'I should remove them. 'I don't know what 'I should do, guys. It's just very frustrating.
[00:03:54] TREY GERRALD: Well, 'I hear the Complaint cuz getting lost. Things just getting lost, like it always happens and then
[00:04:00] CHELSEY DONN: 'I know, and then apparently this is like an adult A' h d thing, which of course we've all been diagnosed with via TikTok shout outs last week. Yeah. So like, yeah, losing things is an A' h d thing. Also, like needing, and 'I really have this like needing things to be out of sight so that 'I can feel like my common space is clean, but maybe not always in the most.
Rational way. You know what 'I mean? Like there's A' bag with A', bunch of random shit in it, and it's like 'I don't need to look at it all the time, but now there's A' bag on the door with random stuff that maybe 'I need or maybe 'I don't. 'I don't know Trey, but 'I wanna hear your Complaint. So let me know.
[00:04:38] TREY GERRALD: Yes, 'I actually thought of this Complaint like A' month ago when we were doing the Chanel number five after show review
[00:04:45] CHELSEY DONN: Uhhuh,
[00:04:46] TREY GERRALD: where we talked about urinal cakes,
[00:04:48] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. Ew. 'I. Don't know why that's so gross. Like the word urinal next to A' cake is just y.
[00:04:53] TREY GERRALD: Interesting. Well, if you recall when you finished reading the review and we start talking about urinal cakes, 'I had A' moment where 'I went. 'I, just thought of A', really great Complaint, and you said, Ugh, I'm jealous. So here today I'm gonna share 'I Am here to Lodge, A, Complaint against whoever decided it was A'.
Good idea. And whoever effing installs these one trough, Urinals with no separate quarters. It's literally like you are A', little piggy eating out of A' trough on A' Farm, except that's where you're supposed to pull your penis out and pee with an unlimited number of other penises as close or as far away from you as possible with no dividing wall on either side of you.
It's just A' trough hanging off of the wall, and it's like you just. Pee willy-nilly with your willy out. 'I
[00:05:49] CHELSEY DONN: out
[00:05:50] TREY GERRALD: hate it. 'I think it is the most dehumanizing thing that is like relegated for wartime, and it happens often at stadiums.
[00:05:59] CHELSEY DONN: stadium. Okay.
[00:06:01] TREY GERRALD: 'I, remember specifically at my high school, the outdoor football stadium, you know, it's just like the bleachers are made of cement and in the men's room just along the entire wall.
It is just like A' metal trough with like A' drain in the dead center, but you could probably fit 24 people and then on the opposite wall is like stalls with toilets. So it's
[00:06:24] CHELSEY DONN: that's why the men's line is always shorter, cuz you can get so many men in at once. Just
[00:06:29] TREY GERRALD: 'I mean it is not commonplace enough. Like it's not like at A' Broadway show they have. A' Trough A', single Trough. There's just something so awful. 'I. Get pea shy. Also, there's so much going on in my mind because 'I am A' homosexual. I'm always concerned if everyone around me knows I'm gay and they're gonna like beat me up, or they're gonna be afraid that I'm gonna try to hit on them.
Just because 'I am gay, that suddenly means I'm into every man like 'I. Just 'I can't pee. If 'I don't have A' dividing wall beside me, 'I, 'I can't
[00:06:57] CHELSEY DONN: Would you go in the stall if that was the case?
[00:07:00] TREY GERRALD: Yeah. But then 'I don't want people to think I'm pooping.
[00:07:03] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. Well,
[00:07:03] TREY GERRALD: But if 'I have to pee really bad enough, I'm just gonna go into A' stall anyway, that's my Complaint.
Don't treat me like A' little piggy eating out of A' slop trough. Give me A' single porcelain urinal. Something
[00:07:16] CHELSEY DONN: just gimme like some sort of division between like this is where one body goes and this is where another goes. 'I. Get that
[00:07:22] TREY GERRALD: who thinks that's A'? Good idea. What the fuck is wrong with your twisted brain?
[00:07:27] CHELSEY DONN: 'I. Don't know. There must be something that started it. Who knows? But 'I agree. 'I wouldn't wanna trough it up with A' bunch of women either. If that was the way we troughed.
[00:07:37] TREY GERRALD: Lala lala la trough it up. All right, that's my Complaint. Well, should we take this energy and hear someone else's Complaint
[00:07:45] CHELSEY DONN: We definitely should. Let's jump in, shall we?
[00:07:48] TREY GERRALD: as the piss goes? Let's run along
[00:07:51] CHELSEY DONN: Haha.
[00:07:54] VOICEOVER: Review. That, Review,
[00:07:58] CHELSEY DONN: All right. We are your trustee. Review. Queen. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
[00:08:05] TREY GERRALD: We read you A' review. We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns. We also have half crown cards. It is A', very regal process that we like to call.
[00:08:16] VOICEOVER: That, Kvetch.
[00:08:18] TREY GERRALD: And ChelseyBD, the spotlight is on you today, honey Child Diva. Bebe, what are you gonna share with us today?
[00:08:24] CHELSEY DONN: Shine on me. Alright, so it has been A' while Trey since we've reviewed A' Doctor. And so 'I thought time to bring the docs to the blocks.
[00:08:40] TREY GERRALD: Mm-hmm.
[00:08:40] CHELSEY DONN: work out that well. But you know what 'I mean? So this is 'I 'I haven't decided with the doctors. Should we out of discretion for them? Say like, Doctor and initial.
Okay, so Dr. Fs cuz we have two, they give us two initials. So Dr. Fs is A' foot and ankle. Doctor A' Podiatrist in Los Angeles. And this is A' Google Review. One star
[00:09:07] TREY GERRALD: Uh
[00:09:08] CHELSEY DONN: written by A' Darren Production. But that's spelled letter capital A', capital D, like just the word dare. D A', R E apostrophe N, production. A' Darin, production.
Here we go. Do not go to this location, 'I, repeat. Do not go to this place. For starters, this is the only place that will make you pay your co-payment upfront before even doing services. Second, the doctor there is A' very rude and does not care about their patients. The trained nurses have more empathy than the Doctor 'I.
Visit this location to get A' toe mail removed. 'I specifically asked for my toe mail to be removed. Doctor was very rude at start telling me we not doing no surgery today to come back. And when took sample of my mail, it was almost like he was annoyed to do so. The second time 'I went, but this time 'I asked the nurse to see what we are doing because I'm not gonna pay A' copay for just A' follow up.
[00:10:38] TREY GERRALD: Oh.
[00:10:39] CHELSEY DONN: When she went to ask the doctor, he came out and looked annoyed. 'I went into A' room. When he came, it was like 'I ruined his day. 'I tried to talk to him to give the best option, but he really didn't care and just keep asking, are we doing removal? It's up to you. At this point. Was ready to leave. Once they numb my foot and then proceed to just take off my nail in the most painful way.
Like 'I went to watch YouTube videos of this procedure because 'I was nervous and they was way more gentle and caring than him. It was almost like once he slit the nail, he just, Want to rip it off once it was done. Didn't even clean me up right or tape me up correctly. 'I had to ask the nurse to re-tape when 'I left.
'I. Wish 'I could tell all my info off the records as 'I will never go to this location again. Mm-hmm. A', Darren.
[00:12:01] TREY GERRALD: wait. I'm confused about the very end there. They wish they could take their info
[00:12:06] CHELSEY DONN: There's so many selling errors. I'm reading it as it's written, so it makes sense that you would be confused when 'I left. 'I Wish 'I could take all of my info off the records. So they're saying like, when 'I left 'I wish 'I could take my like file with me and be like, give me my file. I'm never coming back here.
'I don't even want you to have A' record of me so that you'll call me and ask to work with me in the future. 'I wanna take my records and leave.
[00:12:33] TREY GERRALD: Right. So when you first said it, 'I thought they were saying 'I. Wish 'I could like leave A' review off the record. Cuz it was so bad for, so there wouldn't be retribution, but, but then 'I was like, wait, maybe they meant they want to take their records,
[00:12:47] CHELSEY DONN: yeah, 'I. Think they might, it's like A' weird way of saying that, but 'I think that's what they mean.
[00:12:51] TREY GERRALD: So the first note that 'I wrote down is how funny it is that they say, do not go to this location, 'I, repeat, do not go to this place.
So you didn't
[00:13:01] CHELSEY DONN: Also, there's like no 'I didn't, and there's like very, the punctuation is really bad throughout
[00:13:08] TREY GERRALD: wondering if there's English as A', second language problem,
[00:13:11] CHELSEY DONN: 'I. See, 'I thought that too, but then 'I was like the username A' Darren production.
[00:13:18] TREY GERRALD: That's pretty slick English.
[00:13:19] CHELSEY DONN: Right. That feels like.
[00:13:21] TREY GERRALD: So maybe they just were in A'
[00:13:23] CHELSEY DONN: And also why it's just like odd that they're using this account. Maybe they're using this account because they don't want their name attached or something to the review, but like 'I don't know. It almost seems like, you know how you have multiple, you know, Gmail accounts or whatever and then each of those accounts is, you know, so 'I, it almost feels like, why are we logging into our business instead of our personal?
Are we doing that for our own privacy 'I? Don't know.
[00:13:50] TREY GERRALD: Well, when you first said A', Darren Productions 'I. Thought of Darren Starr who did sex in the city and younger, but 'I, don't 'I doubt. This is Darren Starr. It is very interesting. If you're going to A' doctor about your toenail to misspell toenail multiple times in the review.
[00:14:05] CHELSEY DONN: And then later on, like spelled it right. So at first when 'I was reading, 'I was like, A', 'I mean there couldn't, because there were other Ns. 'I was like, is there something wrong with their N or something that they keep saying toe mail when that's like the bulk of the review. But then later on they said toenail.
So it is just like A' typo
[00:14:21] TREY GERRALD: And is it spelled like, here's the mail, it never fails.
[00:14:27] CHELSEY DONN: is one letter off from nail.
[00:14:29] TREY GERRALD: right.
[00:14:30] CHELSEY DONN: We almost got there, but it was like mailbox.
[00:14:33] TREY GERRALD: Okay. Here's another question, 'I. It occurs to me like, well, 'I 'I don't know much, but like 'I guess 'I do always pay for my doctor visits after the visit.
[00:14:43] CHELSEY DONN: It doesn't bo like 'I feel like 'I oftentimes will pay before.
[00:14:47] TREY GERRALD: Before. Right. That doesn't seem like that A', but I'm getting the point that it's like 'I came in with the expectation that this procedure could be done and then 'I was told they weren't doing operations today, which 'I know is A' common practice for doctors. They'll have operating days and they'll have non-operating days.
So like, okay,
[00:15:04] CHELSEY DONN: But also at the same time, when you're going to A' podiatrist 'I, understand we're using the operative like operation word, but like it seems very commonplace to go to A' podiatrist and need to have A' nail removed. Like that's like what? Like one of the main reasons you're ever going. So to think that I'm gonna pay A' copay and then go and 'I need this now removed and you're not gonna remove it, like that's annoying.
[00:15:25] TREY GERRALD: Well, 'I can share with the listeners of this podcast that 'I one time was A' completely barefoot and 'I was pulling out A' Counterbalance light Stand, which means it was like A' letter seven, but at the conjoining part of the seven, the top continued down and had A' five pound weight. like screwed onto the end so that you could counter A'
[00:15:48] CHELSEY DONN: Right, right, right.
[00:15:49] TREY GERRALD: So as 'I was pulling it out, A' Seesaw, the five pound weight
[00:15:54] CHELSEY DONN: Oh.
[00:15:54] TREY GERRALD: and fell exactly on my big toe, but right where the toe connects to the bed of the
[00:16:01] CHELSEY DONN: So like at the bottom? Very
[00:16:03] TREY GERRALD: so it instantly cracked. My toenail was black within five minutes.
[00:16:08] CHELSEY DONN: Correct.
[00:16:09] TREY GERRALD: It was
[00:16:10] CHELSEY DONN: you go to A'? Podiatrist?
[00:16:12] TREY GERRALD: No 'I went to the urgent
[00:16:13] CHELSEY DONN: Regular urgent care.
[00:16:15] TREY GERRALD: And they were able to like pop the nail, like with the needle, but all the blood had dried underneath.
So it was for A' Knot, which is so horrifying. They, so that was not A' nail removal, but it was like A' nail procedure and that was on the spot, not A' podiatrist. So 'I understand the expectation.
[00:16:32] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. Like 'I. I'll tell A' story in Patreon, but there was A' crazy story at A' amusement Park called Can Nobles, 'I Think it's called Can Nobles like in Bumble F Pennsylvania, where 'I lost A'. Toenail
[00:16:45] TREY GERRALD: Oh no.
[00:16:45] CHELSEY DONN: And have never been the same. And I've also gone to podiatrist before for this type of thing.
So 'I do think it's A'. Little bit hard to translate the Complaint here because we have so many spelling errors, but 'I do feel like that the Complaint of 'I. 'I needed to give A' copay upfront, like assuming that this procedure was gonna happen, that it didn't happen. And then the second time 'I went back, 'I had to verify with A' nurse, are we gonna actually do this today?
Because 'I don't want another like rude visit with the doctor where they're just gonna look at it and tell me they can't do it again. Like, that's annoying.
[00:17:18] TREY GERRALD: Yes. 'I really hear that Dr. Fs came across to Darren as uncaring and rude. I'm confused about, they're saying the doctor seemed annoyed. They had to take A' sample. What the, what the fuck kind of sample do you need of A'? Toenail?
[00:17:34] CHELSEY DONN: I 'I know.
[00:17:35] TREY GERRALD: 'I don't understand.
[00:17:37] CHELSEY DONN: Unless it, yeah. What do they even mean by that?
[00:17:39] TREY GERRALD: Unless it was like A' fungal infection that you needed the sample to know if it was A' removal.
[00:17:44] CHELSEY DONN: I
Don't know. I've never heard of that. I've never What? A'? Yeah, it says, took sample of my mail. It was almost like he was annoyed to do so
[00:17:54] TREY GERRALD: 'I was gonna say the only thing more confusing than A' toenail sample
[00:17:57] CHELSEY DONN: as A' toe mail sample.
[00:17:59] TREY GERRALD: And then 'I love the description that the doctor act is as if 'I was ruining their day.
[00:18:04] CHELSEY DONN: I know exactly,
[00:18:06] TREY GERRALD: Also just need to comment on the fact about the 'I looked at YouTube videos, so 'I know how this procedure should go.
Like isn't that just life today? 'I, YouTube, everything.
[00:18:16] CHELSEY DONN: But for real though, like 'I, 'I get that cuz 'I have had like scary medical procedures done before. But like it is comforting to watch A' video of someone who's like, 'I survived it or this is what it looks like, or this is the process. So 'I do think that's like sort of queenly, 'I think it's that like 'I did my research.
Do you think that the doc 'I, mean 'I feel like A'? Darren is insinuating that the doctor was like doing this on purpose because he didn't like him and was like taking out his aggression on him. Do we think that's accurate or do you think that's A'? Little bit of like perception?
[00:18:55] TREY GERRALD: 'I. Mean 'I. Hope to God that that is perception.
[00:18:58] CHELSEY DONN: Same.
[00:18:58] TREY GERRALD: Because like we were alluding to earlier, 'I, imagine if you are A' podiatrist, probably the most routine procedure is removing A' and it 'I wouldn't even consider that surgery. But 'I, 'I, 'I don't know 'I
[00:19:11] CHELSEY DONN: 'I mean 'I. Understand why they call, maybe they have to like numb the area. Like 'I get it. 'I get why we're calling A' surgery, but it's not brain surgery, it's not spine surgery. It's like the kind of surgery that 'I do feel like you should be able to do on the first visit. But the sample thing is very confusing.
It almost seems like, it's like, is it, was it A' tumor? Like what? Like what kind of sample?
[00:19:34] TREY GERRALD: I'm just, I'm also like really skid out about the concept of not cleaning properly and like cleanup and bandage situation that you need the nurse to redo like that A'. These areas are to mails. Have coverings for reasons. So like if you remove that male, then like there's A' whole area that's exposed that's not supposed to be exposed.
So like, I'm just imagining the sensation there also, like you don't want it to get infected and dirty, like, oh God, that is, that is something that's A' real Complaint to me. But are they being shady? Do we trust that that really is what happened? Or
[00:20:10] CHELSEY DONN: 'I think it's so hard to say cuz there's been so many issues
[00:20:16] TREY GERRALD: Well, it's hard to trust the spelling like so therefore, like 'I, 'I don't really know.
Like if you're writing A' review about your toenail problem and you keep saying Male, there's an issue
[00:20:25] CHELSEY DONN: totally. Dr. Fs has A' three star overall rating and 14 reviews written about them. That's not great. Odds,
[00:20:38] TREY GERRALD: No.
[00:20:39] CHELSEY DONN: you
[00:20:39] TREY GERRALD: when 'I, think of A' Foot and Ankle Clinic 'I. Think of just like breaking your ankle, 'I. Having A' tonal remove seems like such A' mundane,
[00:20:48] CHELSEY DONN: Right. It's like my dad like having to fill A' cavity
[00:20:51] TREY GERRALD: right? It's like you're gonna be doing these all
[00:20:53] CHELSEY DONN: as opposed to when he has to do like A' root canal or veneers.
[00:20:58] TREY GERRALD: So, all right, so what is the value here? What is the unique information that you're getting? They're gonna ask you to pay up front
[00:21:03] CHELSEY DONN: they're gonna ask you to pay up front that the doctor might be rude, which 'I hate
[00:21:09] TREY GERRALD: Me too. 'I
[00:21:09] CHELSEY DONN: and also messy, which 'I doubly hate. Right. The question is, as people are consuming reviews, do you think you would skip this review because there's like so many spelling errors and there's no punctuation. Do you think that anybody besides us is getting this message across?
[00:21:32] TREY GERRALD: I would read it cuz it's lengthy. So like 'I would look at it and be like, what is the information here? And 'I guess I'm just sort of getting 'I. Think the main takeaway is like the rude doctor or like the bedside manner could be better.
[00:21:44] CHELSEY DONN: Right, and then at least the nurses seem nice, which is kind of A' compliment sandwich, right? We didn't just spend the entire review saying everything negative. We did give shout outs to the nurse. This doesn't feel like just A', purely ranty review. Like I'm so mad 'I don't know why. It just like doesn't exactly have that tone, even though you can tell there's passion behind it, and we definitely wanna warn other people not to see this doctor.
It doesn't feel like I'm seeing red and I'm on A' Rampage.
[00:22:14] TREY GERRALD: It's interesting because in my life, 'I actually found the most amazing doctor with the most amazing bedside manner, and their nurses were so goddamn rude
[00:22:25] CHELSEY DONN: Really
[00:22:26] TREY GERRALD: I stopped going.
[00:22:27] CHELSEY DONN: interesting.
[00:22:29] TREY GERRALD: imagine like
[00:22:29] CHELSEY DONN: the opposite 'I
[00:22:30] TREY GERRALD: The opposite is just like insane. Like A' A'. Totally. That would be A' no-brainer to me. But like 'I guess the thing is like, is it truthful enough seeming that 'I can trust that A' Darren's experience will be typical to my experience?
Cuz maybe 'I won't find them rude. I'm wondering if Darren was put off by the copay at first and then like disappointed that it wasn't A' surgery day and then felt schemed that they were getting charged another copay for the day. And then it was painful and they thought it shouldn't be painful and thought that they were being punished for like catching
[00:23:06] CHELSEY DONN: 'I. Guess 'I. Mean? 'I. Feel like every review is tinged with, you know, what is your perspective going into this experience? 'I think that's good to point out because you know, if we start at the top with being annoyed with the copay and we're sort of starting from that vibration of being annoyed, Is the trickle down effect happening here?
'I, 'I. Think that's something 'I didn't really consider. 'I. Think that's A'. Good point.
[00:23:35] TREY GERRALD: But 'I also think if 'I found one more review that mentioned bad bedside manner, 'I would take it as truth. 'I would move on and not go to this doctor.
[00:23:45] CHELSEY DONN: Exactly. So 'I think maybe this isn't like A' full stop. Maybe 'I need to keep reading. Sometimes it's like you read A' review and you're like, it is done. It is goodbye and 'I, hear you. This might have been somebody that had A' bad experience, 'I don't know that this would 1000% send me in the opposite direction running, but it's definitely not making me call and make an appointment.
And the three star overall, you know, also is not. Does not, does not bode well. So it we're probably not gonna have A'. Lot of five stars within that 14. Mix.
[00:24:20] TREY GERRALD: Are you entertained here? Do you think that A' Darren does A'. Good job of humor.
[00:24:24] CHELSEY DONN: 'I, 'I. Think it's funny. Like 'I. Like 'I. Remember when 'I found this review and 'I was like to mail like 'I Think it's funny like in A' way of reading it out loud.
But do 'I think that Darren wanted this to be funny? 'I Don't think so. You know, 'I think the humor is A' laughing. A' not with. A' situation. So 'I don't know if that goes to the 'I. 'I, yeah. 'I think that we've spoken about this before, like that is, is is looped in with the impact 'I think Not necessarily with the delivery.
[00:24:56] TREY GERRALD: I mean
[00:24:57] CHELSEY DONN: We know that spelling and grammar was terrible. Like of the charts bad
[00:25:04] TREY GERRALD: 'I 'I cannot forgive the misspelling of toenail when the procedure
[00:25:09] CHELSEY DONN: Is A' toenail procedure and also like you did it multiple times and then you did it right. So like your kit, you have the capability of doing it correctly.
[00:25:19] TREY GERRALD: right.
[00:25:20] CHELSEY DONN: I'm ready to crown. Should we hop
[00:25:21] TREY GERRALD: 'I can Crown A'
[00:25:23] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, let's do it.
[00:25:23] TREY GERRALD: So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.
[00:25:33] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.
[00:25:42] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, so I'm holding up two crowns. Trey is holding up one and A' half crowns. Trey, you go first. Why? One and A'. Half crowns for A'. Darren?
[00:25:51] TREY GERRALD: 'I, just 'I. Don't find much value here. 'I feel like A'. Darren was just in A'. Negative spiral. 'I say. 'I 'I would love to see A' photo of the bandage trapping. 'I would love to like see images of inside. Like it's saying, don't go to this place, don't go to this location. The staff is good, but the doctor's rude.
'I actually like am pocketing that. 'I think that's the most valuable information here is that 'I. You want A' better bedside manner. And if, if 'I had done something like 'I did previously where 'I dropped A' weight on my toe and 'I just needed to go to A' doctor right away, and 'I didn't care about the bedside manner because the pain was so bad, then 'I could appropriately use this review.
So that's why 'I said one and A' half. But ultimately the spellings are so atrocious. 'I, it's hard to tell if this is like. Typical 'I mean three out of five. Overall out of 14 reviews. That's pretty rough, but 'I just 'I. Think Darren misses the mark on on A' lot. So I'm gonna say one and A' half crowns.
Why did you say two
[00:26:52] CHELSEY DONN: 'I said too 'I. Think 'I added A' little extra half crown Cuz 'I do think it's funny in A', like read around the campfire kind of way. 'I can't really attribute that directly to A' Darren, but 'I can't! attribute that to the review and it is Review That Review. So I'm giving A' little half crown for 'I 'I.
Remember when 'I read it and 'I read the to toenail multiple times out loud? 'I laughed. So for that, 'I gave the extra half crown. But like you said, God terrible spelling. Guys try to use spell check and use punctuation. It just makes your review so much easier to read when you do 'I. Don't think this is A'.
Full stop. 'I do agree 'I. Think 'I would have to keep reading to see if this was specific to A' Darren or if this was A' common issue across the board. But 'I do think there is information there. Uh, and all of that is included within my. Two crowns that 'I awarded, but couldn't do more than that, to be honest.
[00:27:45] TREY GERRALD: No. Oh my God. Funny review. How the F, did you find this? Why were you looking up? A' podiatrist.
[00:27:51] CHELSEY DONN: 'I was thinking what, like we haven't done medical in A' while, and then 'I was like, which doc doctors are sort of like innately funny and 'I was thinking like, the podiatrist is sort of A' funny job. Like, oh, your whole job is like dealing with feet all day. So, and you know, A', so that's how it happened.
[00:28:07] TREY GERRALD: Hilarious.
[00:28:08] CHELSEY DONN: So anyway, thank you. Thank, let's jump feet first haha. Into our next segment, which, as you know, Trey is the most regal portion of our show. Who are you inducting for?
[00:28:23] VOICEOVER: My Royal line is,
[00:28:25] TREY GERRALD: Well, 'I am so thrilled to be sharing today. A' personal favorite. As you all know, I've. Been jumping feet first in this health initiative and I'm gonna induct this product that 'I found years ago and when 'I like stopped caring so much about my body, 'I forgot about them. And so now that I'm back in A' place of eating small portions, trying to eat better, 'I have to induct this product they are called 'I have to be careful as 'I crinkle cuz the dogs go
[00:28:51] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, okay.
[00:28:53] TREY GERRALD: chips.
[00:28:54] CHELSEY DONN: you love A' Quest
[00:28:55] TREY GERRALD: So Quest first came out as like very protein, heavy protein bars, and when you consider all of the ingredients, like it's A', very clean way to get full very quick. And then they broke off into Quest Pizzas, which are like little like personal sized, like pan pizzas you make in the microwave.
And then they started making these Quest chips and they have many different flavors. This one I'm holding right now is A' Quest, tortilla style protein ship, nacho cheese flavor. And it, they're crazy. They literally taste like Doritos, but it's four grams of carbs for this bag, which is like nothing. And it's 18 grams of protein added.
And when you 'I know, it's crazy,
[00:29:39] CHELSEY DONN: Do you really feel like you actually feel like you're eating A' Dorito, and does it have the weird aftertaste?
[00:29:46] TREY GERRALD: No, so this, that's what's very weird about this, is that 'I have A' variety pack. It doesn't taste artificial. The only like real difference in honesty is these are more brittle, like break very quickly. But the flavor profile is like very much A' Dorito. It's very weird. They're really thin, you know, 'I.
Guess that's
[00:30:07] CHELSEY DONN: That's why they're brittle 'I guess. But that makes sense because like it's A' lower carb product. So 'I don't think the thinness bothers me because it's like, well that sort of comes with the territory if we're trying to reduce the carbs.
[00:30:19] TREY GERRALD: But like 'I used to always eat unsalted tortilla chips with every meal, and 'I would just be scarfing them down. So this is A' lovely replacement because it's the same sensation. The taste is not the compromise. The compromise is 'I guess the amount that I'm eating, but like it's also protein, so it's genius.
They also have A' taco flavor that like. Literally tastes like beef tacos, like 'I. Don't know how they 'I, don't understand. It's like weird science. And then 'I have another one that's Chipotle lime, and it literally burns my mouth for like an hour later. Like it's so spicy. Mm. It's A'. Little too extreme, but it's so spicy.
Anyway, 'I have to induct the Quest chips because they really are crazy. They're crazy. They're crazy. It's crazy for you. It's crazy. 'I. And I'm obsessed with them and I'm so grateful they exist because it's like, it's the sensation of the naughty, but it's still not that bad for your body and you're getting even more protein, which is just so wonderful.
It's nice to have A' little something that feels like A' cheat, but isn't even Our dogs love them. So that's actually really saying something. My dogs eat shit. So anyway, though, for all of those reasons, 'I am abducting Today. Quest Tortilla style protein chips as My, Royal, Highness.
[00:31:33] CHELSEY DONN: Wonderful. All right. I'm gonna try 'em. I'm down.
[00:31:37] TREY GERRALD: you should 'I. Hope you do 'I. Hope you like them. Try start with nacho cheese.
[00:31:40] CHELSEY DONN: Nacho's the best. Okay. Do they have one that's like the cool ranch Dorito, or no?
[00:31:44] TREY GERRALD: They 'I think they do, but 'I don't like that.
[00:31:45] CHELSEY DONN: okay. No, go. Oh, do you like it in A'? Regular Dorito.
[00:31:48] TREY GERRALD: 'I don't know 'I mean. Maybe I'll have A' few.
[00:31:50] CHELSEY DONN: but me. Okay. I'll try.
[00:31:52] TREY GERRALD: I'll have A' few, but yeah, 'I don't need all that. Well, that's it. We did A'. Queen. That is another round on the, you A' rq.
Here's the mail. It never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail when it comes. 'I. Wanna yell? Mail Ferris wheel.
[00:32:09] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. Try
[00:32:10] TREY GERRALD: know where that's from?
[00:32:12] CHELSEY DONN: no 'I. Don't 'I mean it sounds familiar.
[00:32:16] TREY GERRALD: blues clues.
[00:32:17] CHELSEY DONN: Oh yeah.
[00:32:18] TREY GERRALD: got, they, they did A' mail. They, he, he opens the
[00:32:21] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, the male? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 'I. Can't believe you know that. 'I definitely didn't watch that much. Blues clues.
[00:32:27] TREY GERRALD: Oh yeah, me
[00:32:28] CHELSEY DONN: He strings into A' seat. Trey, you're amazing and 'I, love you so much and thank you listeners for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend
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[00:33:31] TREY GERRALD: and 'I am at Trey Gerrald. Also A', little tidbit about the mailer. We only email once A' week. We don't like send you tons of mail. We 'I don't think we've ever
[00:33:42] CHELSEY DONN: I. Don't think we've ever done more than one. A'
[00:33:44] TREY GERRALD: yeah, it's just an update of like, here's what's the topic of
[00:33:47] CHELSEY DONN: the new episode. Little thing and cute
[00:33:50] TREY GERRALD: And, and some perks coming and some nail.
[00:33:55] CHELSEY DONN: and some nail mail.
[00:33:57] TREY GERRALD: On this week's after Show Companion podcast, ChelseyBD and Trey are gonna be rating and reviewing A' one star Apple app review for the Reddit app.
[00:34:12] CHELSEY DONN: Trey. You really went there, didn't you? Diva.
[00:34:15] TREY GERRALD: So to find out what made ChelseyBD say,
[00:34:18] CHELSEY DONN: So now the man is like pushing down on me trying to like get me into this ride. And all 'I wanna do is leave and to find out what made Trey say
[00:34:28] TREY GERRALD: 'I 'I Am A'. Doctor, do you wanna talk about medieval theater? Then you are gonna wanna join our Patreon page. Sorry, 'I, don't 'I thought 'I was me. Sorry.
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[00:34:58] TREY GERRALD: It's like you can't have A' cheeseburger without fries.
[00:35:00] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. Companion. It goes with it like
[00:35:04] TREY GERRALD: A' milkshake goes with A' straw.
[00:35:06] CHELSEY DONN: can A' A' milkshake with Altra.
[00:35:07] TREY GERRALD: You can't have A' cat without cat.
[00:35:09] CHELSEY DONN: No.
[00:35:10] TREY GERRALD: You can't have,
[00:35:11] CHELSEY DONN: Can't have one without the other.
[00:35:14] TREY GERRALD: it's like peanut butter and
[00:35:15] CHELSEY DONN: Loving marriage. Loving marriage. Go together with the ignore the haters. You're A'. Queen.
[00:35:25] TREY GERRALD: love and Marriage goes together like A', genau specific Queen
[00:35:31] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. Bye.
[00:35:34] TREY GERRALD: Tual.
Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.
[00:35:53] CHELSEY DONN: How do we go from there? 'I thought we were gonna sing The Love and, and Mary the, what was that show called? What am 'I Forgetting? Loving marriage. Loving married children, married with children. Go together like A', Jang, carriage. This 'I tell you
[00:36:08] TREY GERRALD: Brother.
[00:36:09] CHELSEY DONN: brother. You can't have one without the other.
Interestingly enough, Bundy was A' shoe salesman. Look at
[00:36:17] TREY GERRALD: Oh my God, you're
[00:36:18] CHELSEY DONN: to podiatry. Love us. It's like we planned it, but we didn't. Yes.
[00:36:24] TREY GERRALD: And 'I have feet and so do you.
[00:36:27] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. Crazy. Let's hop into the after show
[00:36:35] TREY GERRALD: Hop. Here we go.
[00:36:36] CHELSEY DONN: Hop Hop.
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