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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 154: "TheDildoHubdotCom - 1 Star Review"

Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey
Episode 154: "TheDildoHubdotCom - 1 Star Review"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] TREY GERRALD: Should we have a, um, explicit content warning for today's

[00:00:03] CHELSEY DONN: I think we might need to have an explanation. I don't want any, I don't want, like, my niece to be listening to this episode.

[00:00:10] TREY GERRALD: Mommy, what's intimate earth Caramel.

[00:00:12] CHELSEY DONN: uh, uh,

[00:00:16] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:45] CHELSEY DONN: hello,

[00:00:47] TREY GERRALD: Hi and welcome listeners to review that. Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

[00:00:57] CHELSEY DONN: Reviews. I wanted to give you a different read there.

[00:01:02] TREY GERRALD: I know it's funny after, if you're not on our Patreon, we, we talk extensively about that opening and it's evolution. Anyway, that is your co-host, Chelsea, Don.

[00:01:11] CHELSEY DONN: And that is your co host, Trey Gerald.

[00:01:13] TREY GERRALD: But, together as an entity, we are,

[00:01:17] VOICEOVER: Review Queens,

[00:01:20] TREY GERRALD: and as Review Queens, we not only dissect complaints, but we also have some of our own. We understand the value of decompression, so Chelsey, I want to give you the decompression platform. Is there anything that you need

[00:01:34] VOICEOVER: Ledge a complaint,

[00:01:36] TREY GERRALD: about today?

[00:01:37] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know if it's just that, like, I'm getting older and things annoy me more and I'm more kvetchy, which I'm willing to accept. But. I feel like changing my sheets didn't used to be such a big deal. It was like, I just did it, right? Like change my sheets, did my thing. Now it's like, I got to clear the afternoon.

[00:01:56] Like I'm exhausted. It's my workout for the day. There's just so much that happens. Every time I need to change my sheets, change the pillowcase to change a thing. It's like, I just feel like. I gotta cancel my plans, like I can't, I can't even take it anymore and I'm like exhausted and I'm winded by the end of the process and I'm by myself and I'm trying to get the fitted sheet on and the side is lifting and the side, it's just such a annoying process that is one of those things that like I'm gonna repeat it because I want to be clean so I'm gonna change the sheets, it's gonna happen, You know, that's non negotiable, but it's annoying every time.

[00:02:33] Can you relate?

[00:02:33] TREY GERRALD: Oh, okay, this is so funny, and maybe I can't do it now, but my other option for, like, an upcoming Royal Highness is the clean sheet feeling, and my complaint was gonna be the effort of changing the linens, because it really is a thing. What size mattress do you have?

[00:02:51] CHELSEY DONN: Queen.

[00:02:52] TREY GERRALD: Okay, so I've always had a queen but in our new house We do have a king and it's even more Complicated because you have to like get on all fours You have to go all the way around the bed You have to like because you can't just yank it and then like you have to like go under on all four corners and then God when you're putting them back on it's like it is so much easier when you have someone to help and then don't get me Started with duvet covers and the fucking little buttons and then like tying it on the inside and then flipping it out Yes,

[00:03:18] CHELSEY DONN: I did it, I inverted, and now I'm crooked, I need to untie. Oh

[00:03:24] TREY GERRALD: like, I totally hear that. It is such a dumb, stupid annoyance, but my God, my God, I totally relate. And I don't know how to make it better.

[00:03:33] CHELSEY DONN: No, I know that on Shark Tank there was this thing called like the better better or something like that and I might need to look into it but it's like a headband that you put around the mattress and then you're supposed to like tuck the sheet into it and it like Makes it like it's supposed to make it easier and it's also supposed to like hold in those corners so that you don't have the Like lift.

[00:03:52] Maybe I need to look into that I also think it's like also maybe depends on how much space you have around the bed I don't know Because I feel like it's kind of tight getting all the way around the bed and the corners for me. So like if I have all the space in the world, like a bed in a big open room, it might be easier, but like it's annoying.

[00:04:10] We know it. It's like one of those life things, little things that we know it's going to happen. We know it's coming. It's like the laundry. It's like all the dishes or whatever. And it's just annoying. So I wanted to add it to the ledger because I don't know that we've properly talked about it, to be honest.

[00:04:24] TREY GERRALD: Well, I totally hear it, and I would implore you, try that Shark Tank thing, and then tell us how it

[00:04:30] CHELSEY DONN: better. Okay.

[00:04:32] TREY GERRALD: curious, I want to know.

[00:04:33] CHELSEY DONN: right. I'm making myself a note here. Better, better. I think I need to try it guys. Cause I'm really like at the end of my, my rope here. All right. I feel better. I got that off my chest.

[00:04:44] TREY GERRALD: Well, speaking of being in the bed,

[00:04:46] CHELSEY DONN: that.

[00:04:47] TREY GERRALD: segue without even knowing, because we are going to get a little spicy today, Chelsey, are you ready to jump in to an online review with me?

[00:04:56] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, Trey, I thought you'd never ask. I am ready. I am ready. I'm ready. Let's hold hands. Let's jump in.

[00:05:06] VOICEOVER: Review That Review,

[00:05:10] CHELSEY DONN: As your trusty review queens, we bring in internet reviews that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:05:17] TREY GERRALD: we read you a review, break it down, and then we rate the impact of that review. I'm trying to get as deep as I can. On a scale, all the way from zero, five crowns. It's a really regal process. Here we go. It's gonna be so loud. That we call.

[00:05:36] VOICEOVER: Assess That Kvetch,

[00:05:39] CHELSEY DONN: That's right, Trey. And, um, what have you brought in for us today?

[00:05:44] TREY GERRALD: Well, so Chelsey and I are channeling the adult film card of our Meryl Go Round section that you can listen to on our after show. Well, here we go. You may have guessed, Chelsey subliminally got the hint, but doesn't know. You know because you know our episode titles. But today, Chelsey, I have a one star trust pilot review for A little website called thedildohub.

[00:06:09] com.

[00:06:10] CHELSEY DONN: a real site?

[00:06:14] TREY GERRALD: So, it is a real site. It has 4. 6 out of 5 on Trustpilot.

[00:06:25] CHELSEY DONN: Trustpilot? Oh my

[00:06:25] TREY GERRALD: They do solicit reviews, so I'm certain after going through, you know, like the 7 pages of reviews, there's like 4 one stars. I think they give you a kickback, I would imagine. But

[00:06:37] CHELSEY DONN: Got it.

[00:06:38] TREY GERRALD: So yeah, I found this because I was like, I was going through the categories on Trustpilot for, I was like, how do I find something that's different?

[00:06:45] And I, it was adult entertainment, which I didn't realize was like a synonym for like sex work. So then it was like all this like porn stuff and I was like, this is funny, like whatever. But right under, this is so weird, the category right under adult entertainment is children's entertainment. So then I was like, this is too X rated, I'm gonna go to

[00:07:03] CHELSEY DONN: You're like, you should, yeah,

[00:07:05] TREY GERRALD: But then that was weird and I was like, no, I'm going to go back to the adult. So today, we're going to talk through this review for thedildohub. com.

[00:07:14] CHELSEY DONN: okay, I'm excited. I don't know why I said I, I think it was the children comment.

[00:07:20] TREY GERRALD: Well, here we go. Let me just give you a quick background in case you aren't sure what products thedildohub. com

[00:07:26] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my goodness. Okay.

[00:07:28] TREY GERRALD: says premium American quality. Welcome to a world where pleasure knows no bounds. We're your one stop sexy emporium for top notch adult novelties and enticing pleasure products, crafted with love and care from the best brands around.

[00:07:43] Get ready for a wild adventure with our made to order, hand poured, fantasy dildos and animal dildos. We're not getting into

[00:07:52] CHELSEY DONN: Wait, what? Oh my God. Okay. Okay. I mean, there's been a few things said so far that I'm like,

[00:07:59] TREY GERRALD: yeah, it's a wild one. So here we go.

[00:08:01] CHELSEY DONN: So wait, made to order quickly. So is this one of those places where it's like you can get your partner's member made into a dildo?

[00:08:10] TREY GERRALD: I have not gone to the actual website, but in scouring the reviews, I have found they actually, they hand pour based on softness, girth, all of these other things that you can custom

[00:08:23] CHELSEY DONN: it's like a survey. Like I wanted this thick. I want it this long.

[00:08:27] TREY GERRALD: exactly. And it takes 30 days. So the majority of the one star and the two or three stars are the length of time it takes, but it is like they're custom

[00:08:37] CHELSEY DONN: Which relatable?

[00:08:40] TREY GERRALD: heard how long it takes. So, all right, we have this one star, the dildohub. com review. Written by Anima Tweek, one word, Anima Tweek. They have two reviews. They live in Australia. It's been verified. The date of their experience was March 30th, 2024,

[00:09:00] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, so recent.

[00:09:02] TREY GERRALD: pretty recent and the subject today is No caps, wrong lubes.

[00:09:11] CHELSEY DONN: Wrong moves. Okay.

[00:09:14] TREY GERRALD: Okay, here we go.

[00:09:15] CHELSEY DONN: Okay.

[00:09:19] TREY GERRALD: I got all the toys and other accessories correct, but when it came to the lubes, None were what I asked for. I really wanted Intimate Earth Caramel,

[00:09:38] VOICEOVER: Oh

[00:09:41] TREY GERRALD: but instead, I got some other random company's vanilla. I've been searching the sites for Intimate Earth Caramel, when I find it with you guys, I ordered for three and still got none. Why advertise when you don't even supply? I

[00:10:12] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my god, Trey. I'm dead. The background music, I loved it. Way to raise the bar once again, Queen. I can always count on you. All right, so, hilarious. Thank you for bringing this in. I want to just ask a clarifying question. So, Intimate Earth Caramel. Now,

[00:10:38] TREY GERRALD: just think that needs a moan after every time it's said because that is in all caps. They don't capitalize any of their punctuation except for none was in all caps and then anytime they say intimate

[00:10:49] CHELSEY DONN: Earth Caramel. So,

[00:10:51] VOICEOVER: oh,

[00:10:53] CHELSEY DONN: is what they're saying about the Intimate Earth Caramel,

[00:10:57] VOICEOVER: oh, oh, oh,

[00:11:01] CHELSEY DONN: Intimate Earth is like the brand and then caramel is the flavor. Is this right? So like I've been looking, I've been scouring the internet for Intimate Earth Caramel, and I finally found it on dildohub. com, so I, the dildohub. com, so I excitedly purchased three

[00:11:30] TREY GERRALD: correct

[00:11:31] CHELSEY DONN: containers of Intimate Earth Caramel, and I received none.

[00:11:38] And instead, I received, is it Intimate Earth Vanilla, or a totally different

[00:11:45] TREY GERRALD: it says random companies

[00:11:47] CHELSEY DONN: A random company

[00:11:48] TREY GERRALD: It hasn't even caramel.

[00:11:50] CHELSEY DONN: So it's not even caramel, it's certainly not Intimate Earth Caramel. Ehhhhhhhhh.

[00:11:57] TREY GERRALD: I hope that you guys are watching this episode specifically for, cause Chelsey knows what she's doing, so every time she is, she, there's this inhalation and this flutter in her eyelashes and then every time she just does her hand to the side, like she's that meme, or that like emoji, where she's like here it comes. effect. Okay. Yeah, so basically I know that there was a lot of distractions in that review, but it's basically Everything was correct that I ordered except for the lubrications or the lubricants We're not the company that I've scoured the internet trying to find this exact product

[00:12:31] CHELSEY DONN: right, Intimate

[00:12:32] TREY GERRALD: That I ordered from you and it was a random.

[00:12:36] Oh, and it was a random company's vanilla So it wasn't the product. It wasn't even the scent profile. You're a company that I ordered from. That's

[00:12:46] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, I think this is pretty queenly. I, like, I think that it's a pretty egregious error to just send someone a new product without identifying that the product that they ordered, the Intimate Earth Caramel, was out of stock. As like, I think that, I think out of a tweak of all people, because they've been scouring the internet for Intimate Earth Caramel, They would be more accepting than anybody else, that it's out of stock.

[00:13:18] So I think that it was a real missed opportunity by this company not to just come clean, no pun intended, about being out of stock of the Intimate Earth Caramel. From the get, like sending someone a different lube that they didn't order feels like a real offense.

[00:13:40] TREY GERRALD: I agree. It's that's actually really egregious to me. Also, this is not like a hammer that you can just buy. You can buy one of those at CVS like a lubricant. Maybe you have sex shame. Maybe you feel uncomfortable to go to CVS and purchase that like you're choosing it from a website.

[00:13:59] CHELSEY DONN: It's also not available everywhere.

[00:14:02] TREY GERRALD: this isn't KY Jelly, you're wanting something very specific, so, why would you just supplement something random, I think it's pretty valuable to share that you ordered a very specific thing, they subbed it out without even telling you, it's not like you're ordering delivery from like Papa John's and they were out of pepperoni so they put sausage, like, you can't just like, do that, you ordered specific items,

[00:14:25] CHELSEY DONN: You ordered three of what?

[00:14:28] TREY GERRALD: Intimate Earth Caramel. Do you say Caramel or Caramel?

[00:14:34] CHELSEY DONN: Car I think I do say caramel. I think caramel is weird to me, but I also know some people say it that way.

[00:14:39] TREY GERRALD: So, I also want to say, as on the spelling grammar front, I've already mentioned, they have punctuation, but they don't do caps anywhere except for the name of this company, of this, and this, yeah, of my own name. Okay, um, I think it's truthful. I believe them because they start with, you know, they got the toys and the other accessories right, but like, why would you substitute this without any communication?

[00:15:03] That makes literally no sense.

[00:15:04] CHELSEY DONN: yeah And I I'm going back and forth in my head of whether or not like This should be a one star because we're saying like we liked other things But I do think it should be because I think it's that big of an offense and I think that adding The fact that everything else was good is that compliment sandwich that I like in a one star review because it makes me trust you more.

[00:15:26] It makes me feel like you're not looking to complain. Like I really feel Anima here that they really wanted this product and they were looking everywhere for it and they were excited. Can you imagine? Like we all know that feeling. of searching the internet for something that we really like that we just can't find and finally landing on the place that has it shipping confirmation and seeing it's coming and it arrived and then that's what a disappointment you know opening it up waiting for oh i looked everywhere for this thank goodness what the heck is this you Vanilla is not caramel

[00:16:02] TREY GERRALD: No, it's not even close. Okay,

[00:16:05] CHELSEY DONN: not even the same

[00:16:05] TREY GERRALD: it. I'm sending it to you, Chelsey, because this is like a company called Intimate Earth. It's interesting because the actual name is Salted Caramel Natural Flavors Glide. Because what's occurring to me is And you can buy this on Amazon, so, okay, so maybe, but whatever, you ordered a specific product, and my concern was, if you just substitute something else, maybe there's, like, an allergy, or maybe, like, maybe you need the water based, not the petroleum based, or, like, it seems odd to me, it does have stevia in it, okay, that's

[00:16:38] CHELSEY DONN: I also, to point out now that I'm looking at the product, this is an organic product. Everything in here is like plant derived, purified water, aloe, like everything. Alloleaf extract, like goji fruit extract, like very specific organic ingredients, so I can even more understand how upsetting that would be if I then receive just a generic product that probably isn't organic.

[00:17:06] TREY GERRALD: I'm looking up K Y right now. I wonder what the K Y ingredients are. K Y jelly, right, water, glycerin, hydroxycellulose, chlorhexidine, gluconate, gluconatone,

[00:17:19] CHELSEY DONN: that stuff is just things you can't pronounce.

[00:17:23] TREY GERRALD: no, it's not, right, there's an intentional Oh, intention for purchasing this and this isn't this reviewer is in australia so maybe it's more challenging there that you know the more i dissect this i'm feeling a little like i would want to know is this common are you just going to sub out a product without communicating it to me you can't do that you're like a vendor i'm purchasing things from you

[00:17:44] CHELSEY DONN: that's an immediate violation of trust between the purchaser and the store, the conglomerate or the provider. Yeah.

[00:17:52] TREY GERRALD: and you know what And I think what's overall, like, on top of all of this, is that it is, like, a specialty product. I don't know, I feel like people get squirmy around sex. So, like, it just feels like I'm not trying to buy something generic, like, and I'm doing it because they have discreet, uh, packaging, and, like, I'm buying it online, and, and they're, so, I don't know, it just feels a little, like, eugh, to me.

[00:18:17] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, I totally agree. You can really insert any product or any circumstance, and this is completely unacceptable. It's just it without any acknowledgement, without saying, I'm switching it out to just switch it out. Even ordering groceries, they give you the option to like. Select like, I don't want this to be swapped out, you know, and sometimes even when I don't do that, The person that's shopping for me will still message me and be like, hey, actually don't have XYZ.

[00:18:45] Is this okay?

[00:18:46] TREY GERRALD: you mentioned this at the very top, but like, think about how specific, like, they ordered three of them, so you're not just modifying something, you're modifying three items. Yeah, I'm, I'm feeling more on Anima's side right now.

[00:19:01] CHELSEY DONN: I'm definitely on Anima's this is a good review. I think I like it. I like the compliment sandwich of it all and I like that we're honing in on like a specific issue. It's not just like, I hate this company. This company is horrible. Here's everything bad about them. It's like, no, this is like enough. This is enough information.

[00:19:18] It didn't kind of rattle on and on and on. It got to the point. It got the job done.

[00:19:23] TREY GERRALD: Never enough!

[00:19:24] CHELSEY DONN: never.

[00:19:25] TREY GERRALD: I can crown this.

[00:19:27] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, let's crown.

[00:19:28] TREY GERRALD: So, Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our Intimate Earth Caramel Ratings.

[00:19:41] VOICEOVER: The Queen's are tabulating. Time for school! There's

[00:19:54] CHELSEY DONN: held up four and a half crowns, I just went for the Review Queen because I think that this is sort of the perfect one star review, it does exactly everything that I want a one star to be, which is get to the point, tell me what was wrong with it without slandering too much or just seeming curmudgeon y, I thought it was like, Interesting.

[00:20:14] We've never done a review like this before. I really just was on Anima's side very early on and fully got it. And I think that that is hard to do when you're angry about something. I think it's hard to stick to the point. I think it's hard to just like be heard. And I heard Anima here. So that was why I went with a review queen, five crowns.

[00:20:33] Why did you go with four and a half? I know there was a

[00:20:36] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, that's the only thing. I mean, the only thing missing is like, I know you can use the caps button. So it just, it's like, I don't know. It just seems a little juvenile. It seems a little lacking in accuracy when your complaint is that they have lacked in accuracy. That's all. I mean, it's personal, whatever.

[00:20:53] It's a very strong review. And the more we dissected it, the more I felt on the side of, of Anima for sure.

[00:20:59] CHELSEY DONN: fun. There's a reply. Okay. All right.

[00:21:05] TREY GERRALD: All right. So we do have a reply.

[00:21:07] CHELSEY DONN: This might impact my Review Queen status. We'll

[00:21:10] TREY GERRALD: let's see. So, on the same day of the review, we have a reply from TheDildoHub. com.

[00:21:18] CHELSEY DONN: Okay. Oh, my God.

[00:21:25] TREY GERRALD: Hey, Anima. First off, we're relieved to hear all your toys and accessories arrived spot on. Dash. We take great care in getting every part. of your order, just right? We're really sorry, girl. It doesn't say girl.

[00:21:53] CHELSEY DONN: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:21:58] TREY GERRALD: for the up with your lubes,

[00:22:03] CHELSEY DONN: nice.

[00:22:03] TREY GERRALD: just to make sure we're on the same page. We reached out earlier to chat about the Intimate Earth stock pickup to tide you over.

[00:22:19] CHELSEY DONN: Woo!

[00:22:19] TREY GERRALD: We've upgraded. Your replacements, with a bit more oomph, in liquid ounces, Hoping to add a little extra joy, Until we sort this out, Plus, as a heartfelt sorry, We've fast tracked your shipping, To a speedy three to five days, All on us, Once those, Intimate Earth, oh fuck,

[00:23:01] CHELSEY DONN: Ha, ha, ha! Hmm.

[00:23:17] TREY GERRALD: for your understanding and for letting us make things right, We're here for you, aiming to make every bit of your experience sailing, Cheers and thanks again, The Team, at The Dome. Dildo Hub com.

[00:23:52] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my god, Trey. It's just, that was such a great reading. Can I just take a moment to give you a little bit of an applause there? That was like, wow, Trey. I'm turned on. I think that was The perfect reply.

[00:24:09] TREY GERRALD: a good reply. Right?

[00:24:11] CHELSEY DONN: And it doesn't take away from my actual Review Queen status for Anima. In fact, it kind of makes me feel like Anima did the assignment, really did what they should have done, which was air their disappointment about what happened.

[00:24:26] And clearly it was effective because right away they were like, yeah, we want to fix this issue. They reached out to chat with Anima.

[00:24:35] TREY GERRALD: Right. They're giving them replacements for free, they're upgrading them, and then once they are back in stock with intimate Earth, they're gonna send them to them for free, so,

[00:24:47] CHELSEY DONN: I can see a world because you said this review was written in March of this year, right? So I can see a world in which like maybe they're still waiting for the product, maybe when the product gets in and they deliver it and they give them the extra ounces or whatever and and they give them fast shipping and everything that they're promising here.

[00:25:04] Assuming they deliver, I can see there being an addendum to this review. I can see there being a change of the star count. I think that the company did a really good job of not like blaming anybody and also taking responsibility. I don't know. I think it was A plus.

[00:25:20] TREY GERRALD: and like I'm sort of skewing the narrative here with the music, but I got lost on this Trust Pilot page. I highly implore everyone within the sound of my voice, go to trustpilot. com, type in thedildohub. com, because they literally leave a reply on every review, and it's very full of personality. They are titillating in their word choice, which I think is so on brand and

[00:25:44] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, it was very branded. It seemed like they hired a PR person to reply to these reviews and I'm like, not mad. As long as they follow through, I'm not mad.

[00:25:53] TREY GERRALD: They're very cheeky, which is very cute. I mean, it like, it feels like a real thought out brand. So like, if I were to tabulate this, I would say it's five crowns.

[00:26:02] CHELSEY DONN: I would say it's five crowns too. I think this is a five crown reply. Again, assuming that they, assuming that they follow through with what they've set up. This is, uh, A very good reply

[00:26:15] TREY GERRALD: I think so,

[00:26:16] CHELSEY DONN: and I think that like they really struck that line like they didn't blame the other person. They took full responsibility and yet they still kind of come off on top.

[00:26:26] So kudos.

[00:26:27] TREY GERRALD: Kudos.

[00:26:28] CHELSEY DONN: I'm gonna have to check out this website. I think

[00:26:30] TREY GERRALD: I want everyone

[00:26:31] CHELSEY DONN: gained a new respect. I think we've got it. We got to find a Review That Review, uh, discount for our listeners. Subs

[00:26:38] TREY GERRALD: Oh, I bet they would help. We'll see. Maybe that'll

[00:26:40] CHELSEY DONN: we're gonna reach out to them. This was a very, very interesting review and reply Trey. I'm so glad that you brought this in.

[00:26:47] I think this is like textbook, both the way to write a negative review and also a way to reply to a negative review. I think this is like Queen, double Queen approved. I love it.

[00:27:00] TREY GERRALD: Well, thank you. All I have to say is,

[00:27:06] CHELSEY DONN: All I have to say is Intimate Earth Caramel.

[00:27:12] TREY GERRALD: Thank you. Well, we have done it, Queens. We have reached the most regal portion of our show. So Chelsey, tell us, who are you inducting today for?

[00:27:22] VOICEOVER: Royal Highness.

[00:27:23] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, I have this product that I use all the time called Folex. It's technically a carpet cleaner, but it's amazing. It was actually recommended to me by a professional carpet cleaner because my carpets are atrocious, but that's another story for another patreon. Anyway, this product is Beyond just carpets, it gets like any stain out, like red wine, like what, whatever it is.

[00:27:50] My mom was visiting and she got some big old ink stain on my duvet and my sheets, and I didn't handle it well. I was very upset about it. And I spent a long while kind of scrubbing with a full X, and I think ink is probably the hardest thing to get out. And between the scrubbing with the Folex and then putting it through the wash afterwards, the stain is almost completely gone.

[00:28:17] And I feel like, what? Like, you can't, it's impossible to remove. It was a huge ink blot, right? So, I had to take a moment to thank Folex and the creators of this product. I will keep ordering. If you have a stain, even if it's an old stain on a rug or something that you need to get out, I highly implore you to order some Folex.

[00:28:38] It's worked wonders for me. Full X, you are my Royal Highness and thank you for your service.

[00:28:45] TREY GERRALD: I love that. I'm always looking for like products like that that actually really do work. All right. Well, thank you. Thanks for the heads up.

[00:28:54] CHELSEY DONN: anytime.

[00:28:54] TREY GERRALD: All right. Well, we did a queen. That is another round on the R U A R Q Ferris wheel of Intimate Earth Caramel.

[00:29:03] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. Thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.

[00:29:11] TREY GERRALD: And girl, you didn't like what you heard, Tell KY Jelly,

[00:29:17] CHELSEY DONN: On this week's After Show Pod, we are rating and reviewing

[00:29:26] TREY GERRALD: know you're multi tasking because you always have to buy time and this is really helping you.

[00:29:31] CHELSEY DONN: a one star review from a new source, covesentials. com.

[00:29:40] TREY GERRALD: What?

[00:29:41] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, for a daily clip in stone,

[00:29:47] TREY GERRALD: Okay. Well,

[00:29:50] CHELSEY DONN: it's a hair clip.

[00:29:51] TREY GERRALD: I really can't wait to figure out why this was said.

[00:29:57] CHELSEY DONN: Do you remember the first time that you ever went into a sex shop or your, like, experience with your first dildo, vibrator, et cetera, or just a fun story?

[00:30:09] TREY GERRALD: What a personal question.

[00:30:10] CHELSEY DONN: It's, it's Patreon. So

[00:30:12] VOICEOVER: Oh

[00:30:15] CHELSEY DONN: me too.

[00:30:17] TREY GERRALD: Rawr, hi. I like this vibe for the exit. Well, Queen, stay mellow, stay intimately earthed in caramel, and please, never forget girl.

[00:30:32] CHELSEY DONN: Ignore the haters. You're a queen. Yeah, baby.

[00:30:39] TREY GERRALD: Ge Yeah, baby. Gender non specific, Queen.

[00:30:44] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, baby.

[00:30:46] TREY GERRALD: baby. Bye.

[00:30:47] CHELSEY DONN: Intimate, Earth, Caramel, Queen.

[00:30:51] VOICEOVER: Ah.

[00:30:52] TREY GERRALD: Bye, Queens.

[00:30:54] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my god.

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[00:31:16] Don't be a vetch line today.

[00:31:20] TREY GERRALD: Should we have a, um, explicit content warning for today's

[00:31:24] CHELSEY DONN: I think we might need to have an explicit, I don't want any, I don't want like my niece to be listening to this episode.

[00:31:31] TREY GERRALD: Mommy, what's intimate earth caramel?

[00:31:34] VOICEOVER: Ow!

[00:31:35] CHELSEY DONN: um, so this will be marked with the explicit E. So you make sure to tell the children to leave the room so you can have a little mommy time or daddy time.

[00:31:47] TREY GERRALD: or them y time, I don't know.

[00:31:48] CHELSEY DONN: Or that we don't.

[00:31:50] TREY GERRALD: All of our episodes are marked E for explicit because we do use foul language every now and then, but we mean it for today.

[00:31:57] CHELSEY DONN: We do. That was fun, Trey. I think I'm a little red in the face. I think I got a little excited there.

[00:32:03] TREY GERRALD: Oh, good.

[00:32:04] CHELSEY DONN: I might need to look for some Intimate Earth caramel.

[00:32:08] TREY GERRALD: Maybe we should find a review. Oh,

[00:32:10] VOICEOVER: Ow!

[00:32:10] TREY GERRALD: maybe we should find reviews of that.

[00:32:12] CHELSEY DONN: I think we definitely need to.

[00:32:14] TREY GERRALD: can only imagine

[00:32:17] CHELSEY DONN: Tune in on Friday to hear more thoughts on

[00:32:22] TREY GERRALD: A hair

[00:32:22] CHELSEY DONN: Intimate Earth apparel, intimate apparel, Intimate Earth caramel

[00:32:27] VOICEOVER: Ow!

[00:32:28] CHELSEY DONN: and hair clips. Bye!

[00:32:30] TREY GERRALD: we're going to keep running this joke into

[00:32:31] CHELSEY DONN: god, Trey. You

[00:32:35] VOICEOVER: Ow!

Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.



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