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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 15: "Getty Villa Museum / Qdoba Mexican Grill"

Updated: Sep 17, 2021

Transcript of Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 15 "Getty Villa Museum / Qdoba Mexican Grill"

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Review That Review with Chelsey Donn and Trey Gerrald

Episode 15

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:29] TREY: Hello!

[00:00:30] CHELSEY: Oh my God. A costume change during the intro occurred.

[00:00:36] TREY: I just did a frantic costume change, like I'm doing a community theater production of Legally Blonde.

[00:00:43] CHELSEY: Trey is dressed in our Karen costumes. And that's funny because the song was going on and I was doing our usual, like I usually point to Trey when it says try and Chelsey and I like was making a note for myself so I looked up to point to Trey and he was gone and I was like, what happened to Trey? And now... Karen's arrived.

[00:01:00] TREY: I frantically, I pushed the theme song button. I threw my headset off. I ran off camera. I had everything pre-set I had my wig. I had, well, I had these glasses on already, but...

[00:01:10] CHELSEY: The glasses, yeah, but they work.

[00:01:12] TREY: And then I had this wig and,

[00:01:14] CHELSEY: and he returned with the headphones on and the wig is like per, I mean, I'm impressed! What a great quick change.

[00:01:20] TREY: Thank you. Thank you. Hey everyone. Uh, if you aren't a part of Patreon and watching this then you are annoyed. So let's get into the podcast. Welcome to Review That Review. This is the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:01:33] CHELSEY: reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic, masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing. And sometimes we got to point it out, suspicious, online reviews.

[00:01:46] TREY: That's Chelsey Donn!

[00:01:47] CHELSEY: And that's Trey Gerrald.

[00:01:49] TREY: And when we come together on this very podcast, We are..

[00:01:53] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.

[00:01:57] TREY: How's your week been, my RQ-C?

[00:02:00] CHELSEY: Ugh, RQ-T, let me tell you it's it's been a week. I mean, all things considered things are good, but Goldie is like in the severe biting phase of puppyhood! It hurts. Like she's only 14 weeks and she caused blood. I mean, I have a band-aid on. Look at this!

[00:02:21] TREY: Chelsey! You were hiding this the whole time.

[00:02:24] CHELSEY: I know I got a bandaid on this thumb and, uhh, it's a bleeder and it's her, it's her fault. She doesn't mean it. I know that like it's out of love, but like it does...

[00:02:34] TREY: Well, isn't it out of teething? They're just like biting everything because their teeth are hurting them.

[00:02:40] CHELSEY: Like, I thought that too, but I feel like it's aggressive. Like it's a little, you know, we have someone who knows someone who knows someone who worked with Cesar Milan. No, no. The person says she worked with Cesar Milan, we have her coming in a couple of weeks to help out. I have to be the pack leader. That's what she said that like, if I'm not the pack leader,

[00:02:59] TREY: She'll try to be.

[00:03:00] CHELSEY: She's going to be the pack leader because one of us has gotta be the pack leader. So I think I'm not leading enough. And so she's getting aggressive! Anyway, that's what's happening over here in my week. What's happening in your week, Trey?

[00:03:10] TREY: You know, we, um, I mentioned last week that we, I was going to my husband and I were taking our nephew to Six Flags.

[00:03:18] CHELSEY: That's right.

[00:03:19] TREY: And we went.

[00:03:19] CHELSEY: How'd it go?

[00:03:20] TREY: It was a really fun. We went on a Thursday .Didn't totally plan it perfectly because, um, it was a record high for the hottest day so far. So it was like, thank you. It was like 97 degrees, but it felt like 106. Like that's what the app said.

[00:03:36] CHELSEY: Did you bring those like spritz fan things? Cause those help.

[00:03:40] CHELSEY: No, I was like,

[00:03:41] TREY: oh, I wish I had one of those literally. And then when we were leaving, the sun was already down. I saw they were selling them at one of the stores. I was like...

[00:03:48] CHELSEY: Of course they were!

[00:03:49] TREY: I know, also some like father was walking by and he had one of those full-on like, hat umbrellas. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yes. And I was like, I mean, I'm literally, like I would wear that without any shame, like give it to me, but we had a lot of fun and, um, I thought of the podcast because for whatever reason, this was not a holiday. It was just a Thursday, but a bunch of the, observant Jews were out where they ask you, "are you Jewish?" because they want to wrap the Tefillin around you.

[00:04:17] CHELSEY: Yes. Exactly.

[00:04:19] TREY: We were solicited about four times. That's not an exaggeration. We said yes to the first one, but they just kept asking different hordes of them. But it was funny because two of the times they like made eye contact with David. And then the other two, they made eye contact with me, but when they would look into my face, they would say, 'are any of you guys Jewish?' But when they looked at David, they would say, 'are you Jewish?' Which is just funny because I don't look Jewish at all because I'm not.

[00:04:44] CHELSEY: So it's like, you look like you're like amongst a group of Jews, but you yourself, appear to not be point is I've never had that happen to me when I've been at a Six Flags, or like an Amusement Park.

[00:04:54] TREY: Yeah, we were sort of curious like how, like what Six Flags allowing it, but it was also sort of fun, you know? So I took video and Denver, our nephew, actually has not had a bar mitzvah. And so they were very sweet and we're like, this is your bar mitzvah. And they did a Hora, you know,

[00:05:07] CHELSEY: Stop, really?

[00:05:08] TREY: You know how I feel about Horas.

[00:05:10] CHELSEY: I do know how you feel about Horas.

[00:05:11] TREY: But since I was thoroughly unincluded, which was perfectly happy and great for me. I don't need to be included in like most of... 90% of life, I don't need to included. So I got to like take the video and it was really cute and it was definitely a memorable, fun experience. And then we had a blast. We had a total blast at Six Flags and, um,

[00:05:30] CHELSEY: Wow. So like what started, what started as a day at Six Flags ended up being a Six Flags bar mitzvah. Wow.

[00:05:38] TREY: And, uh, you know what, and it was not like your Sesame Place review. This was a full on rockin time.

[00:05:44] CHELSEY: Wow. Well, that's kind of amazing when you think about it that way.

[00:05:48] TREY: I'm gonna wear this Karen outfit, the whole episode I hope you realize

[00:05:52] CHELSEY: I mean, I was prepared for it.

[00:05:54] TREY: Okay good. Speaking of Karen's, Chelsey, would you like to

[00:05:58] VOICEOVER: Lodge a Complaint!

[00:05:59] CHELSEY: Thank you. I thought you'd never ask. Thank you so much. I want to lodge a complaint today. Against itchy clothing tags.

[00:06:08] TREY: Oh my God.

[00:06:08] CHELSEY: It's just, it's out of control. Sometimes you have an itchy, you get like a new clothing item and you put it on and you're like, Hmm. Seems like that might be kind of itchy and you don't really follow through with that instinct. And then the entire day is ruined. I feel like a bear that wants to scratch his back against a tree, you know? And so I don't understand, like we have fit models that try on the clothes to assure that the size is correct. Why can't we have fit models to assure that your tag is not itchy because there's nothing that will ruin my day. Well, there's probably other things, but one of the things that annoys my day more than anything else is unexpectedly being attacked by an itchy clothing tag. What do you think?

[00:06:53] TREY: I mean, that is so accurate. You would think that the fit models they would, if that's all about measuring, they would be able to measure a tag. I do like how some of these clothing companies just like print on the interior fabric.

[00:07:05] CHELSEY: Yeah, yeah. That, or even usually like one of the tags on the side of the clothing item, as opposed to like right behind the neck.

[00:07:13] TREY: Yeah. Isn't that weird? How the side seam doesn't isn't as itchy is like the square of your back?

[00:07:18] CHELSEY: Yeah, But the square of the back. Terrible. Terrible, terrible. Anyway, complaint lodged.

[00:07:24] TREY: Great complaint.