Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey
Episode 196: "Dog Wigs - TikTok Review"
Transcription
*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!
[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:32] TREY GERRALD: Hi and hello.
[00:00:34] TREY GERRALD: Welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing reviews. That is Chelsey Donn. And that is Trey Gerald. But us together, we are the Review Queens. But first, Chelsey, I must ask, is there anything that you need to lodge a complaint? About today?
[00:01:03] CHELSEY DONN: Yes, Trey. I'm so happy that you asked.
[00:01:05] CHELSEY DONN: I don't think we've spoken about this yet on the podcast. We might have spoken about this off the show, God forbid, but did we talk about the Black Tongue Saga of 2024?
[00:01:17] CHELSEY DONN: I don't think we did. No. Okay. So let's call it a month ago at this point. I woke up, was running late to work, go brush my teeth, getting
[00:01:31] CHELSEY DONN: ready to go out the door, and I just go for a last minute like smile in the mirror, just gonna check the teeth, and my teeth look like they're rotting.
[00:01:41] TREY GERRALD: Oh no, George Washington.
[00:01:43] CHELSEY DONN: Like George Washington, like Encino Man, like she just, I, I like, just something, I don't Terribly wrong had happened to my teeth and I was like just brushing, okay, so it's not like I was like neglecting brushing, like no, no, no, I have an electric toothbrush, I was like in there doing my thing, swishing around, put even a little mouthwash in, swish with that, then like did just last minute glance and I'm George Washington, okay.
[00:02:15] CHELSEY DONN: So I start, of course, like, freaking out. I'm like, I know I haven't gotten to cleaning in a while, but like, this doesn't seem right, and I'm just like, fervently brushing, brushing, brushing, brushing, brushing, brushing, brushing. I finally, like, get it to come off the teeth. It's not, like, completely off the teeth, but it's, it's mostly off the teeth, and then I glance at my tongue in the mirror, and it's black,
[00:02:40] CHELSEY DONN: okay?
[00:02:41] CHELSEY DONN: It's black. Not like, oh, it's a little bit dark, like, as if I sucked on a sharpie, okay? Like, my tongue is black. So now I go from thinking, oh my god, like, there's something wrong with my teeth, to like, I'm actually dying. It's actively happening.
[00:03:00] TREY GERRALD: Tuberculosis. This is
[00:03:02] CHELSEY DONN: like, Whatever, like my tongue cells are the first to die and they're dead and I'm this is surely how I die And so I like freak out my dad's a dentist to call my dad on the phone I'm telling him like I'm dying like I mouthwash my peroxide a tongue scrape like I got some of it off Like it was coming off, but also like it's still there and he starts asking me like Did I do anything weird?
[00:03:29] CHELSEY DONN: I'm like, not really, I swallowed a pill. And then I start realizing, oh, last night I had like a stomach ache and I took Pepto Bismol. So
[00:03:39] TREY GERRALD: I decide, Yes.
[00:03:43] CHELSEY DONN: Google, I actually texted Trey too in real time, but I decided to Google like side effects of Pepto Bismol. And one of the side effects is this black tongue and black teeth.
[00:03:57] CHELSEY DONN: And there's a ton of people and there's TikToks out there. There's whole things dedicated to the fact that this can happen to you. If you take Pepto Bismol at night and fall asleep, you can wake up with like a black tongue and brown teeth. And thankfully it did go away. As the day went on, like, it went away, I drank a lot of water, like, it was fine, but this should be more widely known.
[00:04:23] CHELSEY DONN: This, this is not okay. This should be something that is, like, on the box in big letters, like you get a pack of cigarettes and you got a warning on the side. This needs to be front and center that this is something that can even happen.
[00:04:38] CHELSEY DONN: Crazy. But thankfully, I'm still alive and here I am.
[00:04:43] TREY GERRALD: Wow. What a saga,
[00:04:45] CHELSEY DONN: right?
[00:04:47] CHELSEY DONN: I just had to share.
[00:04:50] TREY GERRALD: So the side effect of getting black tongue and teeth from a tummy ache medicine,
[00:04:58] CHELSEY DONN: right?
[00:05:00] TREY GERRALD: I mean, I do
[00:05:01] CHELSEY DONN: feel like, and I remember we did read a review about this and I think that it was in there somewhere. It was the Pepto
[00:05:07] TREY GERRALD: Bismol Chews. So I just assumed it was the Chews, which is
[00:05:09] CHELSEY DONN: what I did.
[00:05:10] CHELSEY DONN: I took the
[00:05:10] TREY GERRALD: Chews. I took the Chews. I took the
[00:05:13] CHELSEY DONN: Chews. And I think in the review, I have to go back and look through it, I can't believe I haven't yet, but in the review I think it was like, I always prided myself on having very white teeth, like I was like anal about it, which I am, And like my teeth have never been the same.
[00:05:28] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know if my teeth ever fully recovered, like to their, I mean, they still look white, but to their like pearly white status.
[00:05:39] TREY GERRALD: Well, now you have that visual that you probably can never get out of your mind. So you're always like,
[00:05:43] CHELSEY DONN: afraid. Yes.
[00:05:46] TREY GERRALD: That's a trauma to like, be almost out the door and you're like, what?
[00:05:52] CHELSEY DONN: Literally, last minute check, like last, last luck.
[00:05:56] TREY GERRALD: That's real scary. I'm sorry that that happened to you. I'm glad you were able to find the culprit and now you can launch that complaint and save us all. So, how'd you get rid of it?
[00:06:06] CHELSEY DONN: It did just go, like, I just drank a lot of water and, like, yeah, which, you know, is a big feat for me.
[00:06:14] CHELSEY DONN: Um, I just, like, flushed it out of my system, I guess. And then, eventually, because I had done so much brushing and tongue scraping and peroxide mouthwash and, like, literally everything that I could possibly do, it did eventually go away. But, like, yeah, maybe it is just the visual in my head that I can't, but it feels like my teeth Never really returned back to their full whiteness and I did buy the shoes on Amazon Because I've used those shoes previously not on Amazon and did not have the side effect.
[00:06:48] CHELSEY DONN: So I don't know.
[00:06:50] TREY GERRALD: That's curious
[00:06:51] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, right? So that's what I had to complain about today. I've been holding that one for you guys, but I feel like it's a public service announcement that I just have to give to you, because if you're in this situation, you're not alone. Like, go to TikTok immediately, go to YouTube, YouTube immediately, Google on, Google on YouTube.
[00:07:12] CHELSEY DONN: What am I, like a million years old? Go ahead and Google on your YouTube. Um, but check, because this is a, this is a thing and you're not alone. And I'm here with you. Yeah.
[00:07:24] TREY GERRALD: Complaint lodged. It's added to the ledger.
[00:07:26] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, thank goodness. I feel so much better. I think I would like to have to, I would like to give someone else the opportunity to feel as good as I feel right now.
[00:07:35] CHELSEY DONN: Would you like to jump into an online review?
[00:07:38] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, let's do it.
[00:07:41] CHELSEY DONN: Review
[00:07:42] CHELSEY DONN: That Review.
[00:07:46] CHELSEY DONN: All right. As you know, we are your trusty Review Queens. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
[00:07:55] TREY GERRALD: We read you a review, we break it down, and rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns. It's a very regal process that we call,
[00:08:07] CHELSEY DONN: Assess That Kvetch.
[00:08:09] CHELSEY DONN: That's right, and Trey, it is your turn this week, you and your, like, delicious, Flower baseball hat with a crown on it. Hello. I didn't even notice that until right now. What have you brought in for us this week?
[00:08:24] TREY GERRALD: All right, Queens, we have many firsts right now. Yeah. So today I'm going to be sharing a TikTok review.
[00:08:34] TREY GERRALD: So we're going to assess it together. Okay. Bye. It's a multitude of firsts here, so, alright, first of all, let me share with you, today, I'm gonna maybe introduce to you, maybe you already follow on TikTok, this is a user named Honestly Bridget, which, already obsessed with the name, love, My mom had a dog named Bridget.
[00:09:00] TREY GERRALD: I just remembered. Maybe that's why I love Bridget so much. Okay. So honestly, Bridget on TikTok, they, uh, at the time of this recording, we have 394. 1 thousand followers. Wow. 15. 8 million likes. But what's really fun, uh, Is that Bridget just basically like finds random things on the internet and then just like unboxes and reviews and they have tons of playlists like like hilarious Halloween costume has like 17 videos, 30 days of weird Timu products, which you We're getting to today, Timu summer products with like 12 posts, 30 days of Timu food products, like just tons of
[00:09:47] CHELSEY DONN: products from Timu, I didn't know they could get food products from Timu,
[00:09:51] TREY GERRALD: so they have tons of random like playlists, so you can just go down this rabbit hole, they're
[00:09:57] CHELSEY DONN: our people, they're like
[00:09:59] TREY GERRALD: Bridget is, is a
[00:10:01] CHELSEY DONN: queen, she's our people, you're an unofficial review queen, we'll make you a review queen.
[00:10:06] TREY GERRALD: Wow.
[00:10:08] CHELSEY DONN: Well, actually, we have to listen.
[00:10:10] TREY GERRALD: What do you think? Can't put the horse before the cart. I found one that was very funny, and then I found another one, so maybe we'll come back to Bridget, who knows, maybe we'll have Bridget on the show, but today, Chelsey, today you and I are going to rate and review Honestly Bridget's 1, 000 out of 10 star TikTok review 4.
[00:10:42] TREY GERRALD: Amazon Dog Wigs.
[00:10:47] CHELSEY DONN: Oh,
[00:10:47] TREY GERRALD: wow. Now I am someone who knows a lot
[00:10:51] CHELSEY DONN: about dog wigs,
[00:10:52] TREY GERRALD: about dog wigs.
[00:10:53] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah.
[00:10:54] TREY GERRALD: We will insert some pictures here, but I have handmade, I have hand sewn elastic onto wigs, I have hand dyed, I have hand styled, and I've also purchased from Amazon. Dog wigs. Dog wigs. So I feel like I am kind of an authority on this topic.
[00:11:12] CHELSEY DONN: Yes. I mean, Winnie really donned a lot of wing, a lot of wigs.
[00:11:18] TREY GERRALD: When he really has,
[00:11:19] CHELSEY DONN: when he wears a wig, at least, like I would say bi-annually at minimum, if not annually,
[00:11:26] TREY GERRALD: but this is, but this is a first for us because this is a 10 star rating, and,
[00:11:32] CHELSEY DONN: but it's also 1000 out of 10.
[00:11:35] TREY GERRALD: Correct. So many firsts.
[00:11:37] CHELSEY DONN: Many, many firsts.
[00:11:39] TREY GERRALD: All right. So we're going to watch this Tik Tok together.
[00:11:43] VOICEOVER: Okay. I'm spending 30 days testing 30 of the weirdest products from Timu.
[00:11:51] VOICEOVER: I was way too excited about this one that I didn't even film the unboxing. I got my dog four different wigs. I put the first one on and freaked out.
[00:11:58] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God.
[00:12:00] VOICEOVER: You're kidding me right now. And immediately decided that this is what I needed to do with this video. Oh my god, stop. Don't walk away.
[00:12:09] CHELSEY DONN: Aww. So cute.
[00:12:14] CHELSEY DONN: He's like a little shudder.
[00:12:24] CHELSEY DONN: The ponytail.
[00:12:29] VOICEOVER: I'll wait for you, dear, through all of your tears. Oh my god. In case it wasn't obvious, thousand out of ten, buy this for all of your pets. Oh my,
[00:12:45] CHELSEY DONN: oh, that was really cute. Interesting. Okay, we didn't really have, I was expecting to hear more of a review.
[00:12:58] TREY GERRALD: I know.
[00:12:59] CHELSEY DONN: But I'm having like sort of mental gymnastics in my head right now because I'm thinking.
[00:13:04] CHELSEY DONN: Do I really need it? Because clearly I'm seeing it look fabulous on the dog. So like, what more could have been said? It's kind of like show, don't tell,
[00:13:15] CHELSEY DONN: right?
[00:13:17] TREY GERRALD: Yeah. I mean, this is what occurs when it's TikTok because they tend to just be a little less descriptive because you're seeing it.
[00:13:26] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. So I think for the listeners, for someone who's listening to this and not watching this, Trey, can you describe a little bit of what we're seeing?
[00:13:34] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, so very quickly, honestly, Bridget shows they've purchased four wags for the dog, and they're all like 348, 397. So it's just this Cute little fluffy, like what kind of dog would you say that was?
[00:13:51] CHELSEY DONN: Some sort of like a terrier, Maltese.
[00:13:54] TREY GERRALD: Like something Maltese.
[00:13:56] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah,
[00:13:56] TREY GERRALD: wearing like a little like white wig.
[00:14:01] TREY GERRALD: Then we have like a long pink curly wig. Then we have a little bob and we have a brown. And they just turned them into Ken from the Barbie movie. So they're like cooking on the stove, bananas on a skillet. And then they're like. Whole bananas in the
[00:14:16] CHELSEY DONN: peel.
[00:14:17] TREY GERRALD: Sitting on the toilet with dude wipes, then they're like driving by a little car, um, and then they have little captions that are like, please don't buy this.
[00:14:28] TREY GERRALD: Like the teddy the little dog is saying.
[00:14:30] CHELSEY DONN: It's like, please stop torturing me. I mean, it did look like high quality wigs.
[00:14:38] TREY GERRALD: I mean, I was most taken by like how calm the dog is. Like the dog is not trying to take these off.
[00:14:44] CHELSEY DONN: It seems like it's, I don't like, I couldn't really see it, but it seemed like it was like you stick it over the head and then there's like a chin strap, jaw string maybe?
[00:14:55] TREY GERRALD: Yeah.
[00:14:55] CHELSEY DONN: That gets it to stay into place, but it must not be. It must be like elastic or it must not be super uncomfortable or this is just a very well behaved dog because I think I would be attacked.
[00:15:07] TREY GERRALD: I know, I think the dog is just used to being on social media at this point. I'm used to
[00:15:11] CHELSEY DONN: being like messed with, with clothes, like Bella was like totally good with me putting clothes on her, was the best about it.
[00:15:18] CHELSEY DONN: This one is a different story. Um, interesting review. I, I, like, I don't think I, I'm, let's go through the talking points, I guess. I mean, I don't really know how we do that. In this medium, but I guess we can try.
[00:15:34] TREY GERRALD: Well, it's like, it's similar to J Shock because you see the product in action. So I, as someone who has purchased dog wigs and has dealt with dog wigs, the problem with these 3 ones is that they're cheap and they're like, they don't have a shape because they're like flat.
[00:15:53] TREY GERRALD: And then as you put the bungee cord around the neck, it sort of like forms like a round shape. But, but they're like, cheap wickies, you know, right, you sort of like, can't get away with like, cheap, hot pink fluorescent wig, so it's cheap, but it's funny and serves the point for the dog, like the value here is that at least this dog is chill.
[00:16:18] TREY GERRALD: I don't know how chill my dogs would be, right? It's like staying on is the thing. Even though like the dog isn't trying to get it off, that doesn't matter because sometimes the wig will just like slide and go upside down and it's like a beard or like it just literally falls off. These all tend to sort of stay and I mean, I think the proof is in the pudding in a way.
[00:16:43] TREY GERRALD: Like you're doing it to be funny.
[00:16:47] CHELSEY DONN: Right. It is funny.
[00:16:49] TREY GERRALD: Funny.
[00:16:50] CHELSEY DONN: Right. I think that it's interesting because I think the way that we assess Truthful Shady on something like this is how much editing went into this, right? Like, you know, when people have those trick shot videos on TikTok, it's like, well, did you take, did you try to get the basket in?
[00:17:08] CHELSEY DONN: five million times and then you only got it in once because then it's less impressive than obviously getting in on the first first time so i do wonder like how much prodding it took to get this video together like is this really going to be my experience where it's going to be like blowing in the wind and so beautiful out of the box or like did you very much like judge this up and like had a grip in the corner i don't know i don't think it was that high production value but It was really good, like it was a very well produced video, so I don't know how realistic it is, I guess.
[00:17:44] CHELSEY DONN: Well,
[00:17:44] TREY GERRALD: that's a trend with, honestly, Bridget, because even at the top of this video, they have a little montage of, like, the 30 Days of Weird Teemu products. Right. They've edited together a montage, then they do pop in, like, the various, you know, Products at the top and then there's like eight different setups.
[00:18:01] TREY GERRALD: It's like there's one. I didn't even like the dog is licking out of a shot glass. Like,
[00:18:06] CHELSEY DONN: yeah,
[00:18:06] TREY GERRALD: they like went around there in the backyard. They're in the kitchen. They're in the laundry room. They're outside with sticks. Like there is a lot of effort going into the creation,
[00:18:15] CHELSEY DONN: right? Which is that even if the truthful shady or the common factor is in question.
[00:18:21] CHELSEY DONN: Obviously, where we're gaining back a tremendous amount of points is in the humor and the entertainment column.
[00:18:28] TREY GERRALD: And I do, like, I think that that's probably common fluky. I mean, it's not fluky, it's common, like, what other reason are you buying a dog wig? But to, like, have people be entertained and smiling and hilarious.
[00:18:41] CHELSEY DONN: Totally. Agreed. So I feel like it's impactful.
[00:18:45] TREY GERRALD: Would you purchase these wigs based on this review? Even if it wasn't for your dog?
[00:18:51] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, I think I would. Like if I needed a dog costume or something like you do, and I was thinking about buying a wig. Now, is this linked in the description?
[00:19:05] TREY GERRALD: Um, no. I
[00:19:06] CHELSEY DONN: guess I just have to go on Timu and look for this wig.
[00:19:10] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, it's a little bit of extra effort to do that, but I think I would. I mean, I would want to have a wig that I know is going to be Like functioning, especially coming from someone like you who knows that it's not always that way.
[00:19:24] TREY GERRALD: Correct. And like, as a little tip here, if you want to have a dog wig, you can just buy doll replacement wigs.
[00:19:34] TREY GERRALD: Oh, smart. The circumference of the circumference of your dog, because you can do like an American Girl doll, or you can do like a Barbie doll wig, or you can do, Oh, genius. And they're much cheaper.
[00:19:47] CHELSEY DONN: Wow. Tongue tied. That was a good tip. I like that tip. Okay. I gotta say, I think that this is the first product ever on Timu that was given a 10, 000 out of 10 out of 10.
[00:20:02] TREY GERRALD: I think that's an understatement. That's
[00:20:04] CHELSEY DONN: like a fair assessment. I think it's
[00:20:05] TREY GERRALD: very fair.
[00:20:06] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know that there's ever It's been a product on T Mail that has succeeded as much as this wig is, is claiming to, these multiple wigs are, are, are claiming to, to hold. I mean, that's a lot of stars. For one Timu product.
[00:20:28] TREY GERRALD: But then in reality here, like how much of this is meant to be entertaining versus how much is an actual review of the product?
[00:20:36] CHELSEY DONN: I, I think mostly entertaining, but even, even I'm tickled and entertained by the 10, 000 out of 10 on Timu.
[00:20:47] TREY GERRALD: And you can pause it. It's like, I think it's like second, at second, nine seconds, you can see all of the products that they actually purchased.
[00:20:56] TREY GERRALD: So, if you were like, oh, I love that pink wig, it's perfect for my Raggedy Ann or whatever, you could, you know, copy paste it, whatever. These wigs are
[00:21:04] CHELSEY DONN: hilarious.
[00:21:06] TREY GERRALD: They're for cats, too. I mean, I think I could, I think I can crown, honestly, Bridget, how do you feel? I
[00:21:12] CHELSEY DONN: can crown. I can crown. All right,
[00:21:14] TREY GERRALD: let's do it.
[00:21:14] TREY GERRALD: All right, so Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings. Let's do it.
[00:21:25] VOICEOVER: The queens are tabulating
[00:21:31] CHELSEY DONN: so to school. Okay, I go ahead and made bridged review Queen five crowns. I must did gray's holding up four and a half crowns. 'cause he is holding out that last. Half crown, but Bridget, I have a feeling about you. As soon as Trey brought up your name, I just thought, I'm gonna like this person and I like you.
[00:21:50] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, I was very entertained. What more can I ask for from a review as someone that spends their life perousing reviews, perousing? Perusing, perusing. And someone who spent their life getting aroused by good reviews. I mean, I think that this is a winner. You knocked it out of the park. You put a lot of time and effort.
[00:22:17] CHELSEY DONN: If anyone understands and appreciates that time and effort, it's Trey and I. So for the time and effort alone, I had to make you a Review Queen. Please come on the show and talk to us and tell us all of your experiences with reviews. I would, I would. I would be very, I'd be verklempt, I'd cavale, I'd do all the Yiddish things, please come on the show and Trey, four and a half crowns from you.
[00:22:38] CHELSEY DONN: Why did you hold out that half crown?
[00:22:41] TREY GERRALD: I just held out the half crown because as Bridget says in the beginning, they were so excited, they forgot to do the unboxing. I feel like the unboxing would have been more of the information component of the review. You know, if we had pulled them out, we would have seen how they were packaged, how fluffy they were.
[00:22:58] TREY GERRALD: Like what the apparatuses were on each other. Like, I think that was the missing component, but I get being so overly excited. I mean, I make my Halloween costumes like months in advance and I have to sit on the excitement. So I get it. Bridget, we love you on this show. We invite you and please don't be upset that I didn't make you a review queen because I think you almost, I mean, it's, it's, it's like, you know, razor
[00:23:22] CHELSEY DONN: thin, it's a hairline, but also I made you a review queen.
[00:23:25] CHELSEY DONN: And so, By, like, American Idol rules, You're going to Hollywood, You're going to Hollywood,
[00:23:31] TREY GERRALD: Golden Ticket,
[00:23:32] CHELSEY DONN: Golden Ticket, You're going to Hollywood, Bridget,
[00:23:35] TREY GERRALD: Alright, That was so
[00:23:36] CHELSEY DONN: fun, Trey, Thank you for sharing that,
[00:23:39] TREY GERRALD: I love wigs, duh,
[00:23:40] CHELSEY DONN: I know you love wigs, I know you love dog wigs, and that was such a fun review, and I'm so glad, I gotta give Bridget a follow,
[00:23:49] TREY GERRALD: Yes, And, Chelsey, I need to know what you love as much as I love wigs, so, we have reached the most regal portion of today's show.
[00:23:59] TREY GERRALD: Chelsey, who are you inducting for?
[00:24:03] CHELSEY DONN: My Royal Highness, I'm so happy that you asked, Trey. I decided to get a little meta in honor of this transition that you and I are in. I wanted to induct, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, YouTube. I mean, have we done it? Maybe. I don't know if we did it, but I'm going to do it again because YouTube is friggin fab.
[00:24:27] CHELSEY DONN: I'm so excited that we are now a YouTube podcast. It's like such a long time coming and I use YouTube all the time.
[00:24:37] TREY GERRALD: For
[00:24:37] CHELSEY DONN: literally everything because I'm a visual learner and I like to watch videos if I need to put together a furniture piece, like if I, if I want to watch a review about a product of food that I might consume, how to tie
[00:24:50] TREY GERRALD: a tie, if
[00:24:51] CHELSEY DONN: I want to know how to tie a tie, if I want to hear the latest hot gossip, I want to know what's going on with that, Hot case with Emily and you know, whatever, if there's things that I want to know, I like to receive it in a visual forum and YouTube gives me that opportunity.
[00:25:08] CHELSEY DONN: And that is so exciting. And I can't believe I haven't done it sooner, but I would like to induct YouTube, that's U Y O U tube T U B E as our official Royal Highness. And I'm even wearing my special jacket. So, you know
[00:25:24] CHELSEY DONN: that. It's official because I got the security. I love
[00:25:29] VOICEOVER: YouTube too.
[00:25:31] TREY GERRALD: I concur. Great induction.
[00:25:33] TREY GERRALD: I love YouTube and it is about time.
[00:25:37] CHELSEY DONN: Right? I mean, all the drag queen compilation. Like, where would we be? Where would we be?
[00:25:43] TREY GERRALD: VHS tapes, I guess.
[00:25:45] CHELSEY DONN: And it would take, ugh, the time, you know, having to put band aids. Over the ends of it so that you could record again. Did you ever do that? I used to do that with my sister.
[00:25:54] TREY GERRALD: I have a band aid right now. Oh, there
[00:25:56] CHELSEY DONN: you go.
[00:25:56] TREY GERRALD: Great induction, Queen.
[00:25:58] CHELSEY DONN: Thank you.
[00:25:59] TREY GERRALD: All right. Well, we did it, Queen. That is another round on the RUARQ Elastic Band Ferris Wheel.
[00:26:06] CHELSEY DONN: Thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.
[00:26:11] TREY GERRALD: If you did not like what you heard, please tell an enemy.
[00:26:15] CHELSEY DONN: On this week's After Show Pod, we are rating and reviewing a three star Amazon review for Avery Durable View, three ring binder, two inch slant rings, one white binder, one seven zero three two.
[00:26:35] TREY GERRALD: Oh my God, I love binders. Do you? Yes, I love it. I love
[00:26:40] CHELSEY DONN: binders too.
[00:26:41] TREY GERRALD: Okay,
[00:26:41] CHELSEY DONN: and it's a three star, which we never get to do.
[00:26:44] TREY GERRALD: Curious. I wonder why this was said. What?
[00:26:52] TREY GERRALD: What?
[00:26:55] TREY GERRALD: I mean Yeah. What? Wait, I'm really trying to follow the logic.
[00:27:03] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, I wonder. Hmm.
[00:27:07] TREY GERRALD: I'm stroking my beard. As I wonder, I'm going to implore us all to remember,
[00:27:11] CHELSEY DONN: Ignore the haters, you're a
[00:27:12] TREY GERRALD: queen! Gender non specific queen. That's right. That's right. Bye! Sign up directly on Apple Podcasts to hear our weekly members only after show.
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[00:27:47] TREY GERRALD: The minute you said Avery, I knew exactly the brand. I can see it in your mind. I love. I have an
[00:27:52] CHELSEY DONN: A to finder right here sitting next to me.
[00:27:54] TREY GERRALD: I love office supplies. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. College ruled paper.
[00:28:00] CHELSEY DONN: Love it. Love it.
[00:28:02] TREY GERRALD: Wall protectors.
[00:28:04] CHELSEY DONN: Love it. Sheet protectors.
[00:28:05] TREY GERRALD: All of it. Do you
[00:28:06] CHELSEY DONN: know that they're making mechanical number two pencils now?
[00:28:11] TREY GERRALD: Weren't they always number two?
[00:28:13] CHELSEY DONN: No, like a number two pencil to take like the SATs, you had to get like a regular pencil and it was number two lead. Now they make a number two mechanical pencil.
[00:28:24] TREY GERRALD: Wow, it feels like they really took a long time to do
[00:28:27] CHELSEY DONN: that. Doesn't it?
[00:28:28] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I guess you did have to, you couldn't use a mechanical pencil on Scantron.
[00:28:31] TREY GERRALD: That was the
[00:28:32] CHELSEY DONN: whole thing, on a Scantron you could not use a mechanical pencil, but now you can. Oh my God. But would I take the risk? I don't know.
[00:28:40] TREY GERRALD: We're, so I
[00:28:41] CHELSEY DONN: wouldn't do it on the SATs. I would like have to try it out on like a school test first on an A ct. This is a, on an A ct. This is assuming that I'm in high school.
[00:28:50] CHELSEY DONN: But yeah, let's, uh, if you wanna hear that review, you're gonna have to go, go on over to
[00:28:57] TREY GERRALD: review that. review.com/patreon. Levy Queens. Bye. See you
[00:29:00] CHELSEY DONN: there. Bye.
[00:29:08] TREY GERRALD: Thanks for watching Queens. Click here to subscribe and click here for more videos.
Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.
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