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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 2: "Spa Castle / Hard Rock Cafe Buffet"

Updated: Sep 17, 2021

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Review That Review with Chelsey Donn and Trey Gerrald

Episode 2

Theme Song: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion

Every Californian and

Virginian It's so hard

to tell who to trust and who to ignore

Someone's gotta settle the score

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose

Who's views win which one's lose

Online haters they're comin' for you

Baby it's time to Review That Review!

Trey: [00:00:30] Hey!

Chelsey: [00:00:31] Hi! Is it bad to jam out to your own theme song? I dunno , I was enjoying that!

Trey: [00:00:35] I mean, it's like the best, right? We're so lucky to have that amazing theme song.

Chelsey: [00:00:40] Wow, Natalie really? Knocked it out of the park.

Trey: [00:00:43] And so did Joe.

Chelsey: [00:00:44] Yeah. And Joe, thank you, Joe. Thank you. Thank you! Brilliant.

Trey: [00:00:47] Well, anyway,

Chelsey: [00:00:48] Anyway,

Trey: [00:00:49] Hey listeners. Welcome to Review That Review. The podcast dedicated to reviewing...

Chelsey: [00:00:56] were just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

Trey: [00:01:06] Oh, yes, that is Chelsey Donn

Chelsey: [00:01:09] and that's Trey Gerrald.

Trey: [00:01:11] But when we come together, we are

VOICEOVER: [00:01:14] The Review Queens.

Chelsey: [00:01:18] Gosh, these crowns are so heavy, you know, but someone's got to wear them.

Trey: [00:01:22] We, we don't actually have to wear them. This is a podcast.

Chelsey: [00:01:26] Oh, right. Well, okay. Anyway how's your week, Trey?

Trey: [00:01:30] Oh, I feel like I always really need a huge exhale. When you ask me that question.

Chelsey: [00:01:36] I know it is sort of an exhale inducing question. I'll give you that.

Trey: [00:01:40] But I don't know what I'm really exhaling about. I mean, I feel like I had a really great week. My husband.

Chelsey: [00:01:45] Good!

Trey: [00:01:45] Thank you. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to say thank you for saying good. Oh good. My, my husband David, uh, you know, the world has started opening back up and so he, um, is a wedding photographer, so he's been in Florida.

He had two separate weddings so I've been playing, you know, bachelor. Which has been fun. I can just like stretch out in a huge starfish in the bed, except for Winnie, because she like growls at me. If I take up space that she wants, but I don't know. I've had a really good week. It's been nice to sorta just do my own timeframe.

No, nothing like, yeah. What about you? How your week

Chelsey: [00:02:21] Livin' the life. My week's been good. I'm visiting family for the first time in over a year, since this whole COVID debacle,

Trey: [00:02:31] I was going to say the room that you're currently in looks strangely familiar to me.

Chelsey: [00:02:35] I know, it is weird. I, maybe you notice I'm not shooting my normal location today.

I'm in the drag queen room at Trey's house.

Trey: [00:02:45] there's also a little tiny picture of me as Peter Pan

Chelsey: [00:02:50] right there, and his shadow, his husband, but not like, but you know, it's not like a metaphor. here we are. I'm visiting. So I get to see Trey, which is great. I also have a nephew named Trey, so I got to see him as well.

it's been a good week. I've been getting up a lot earlier than I ever have. I always thought I wasn't a morning person. It turns out I just don't have children. You know, like, I guess you're you become a morning person when there are three little people that are like, "Get up! It's the daytime," you know, eventually, you're just like, Ugh, I guess I should get up.

So, been getting up earlier. So that's a good thing. And I celebrated my sister's birthday, last week, which was really nice. We haven't been together for a birthday in a while, so overall good week.

Trey: [00:03:33] I love that.

Chelsey: [00:03:34] Yeah!

Trey: [00:03:35] I feel like we're nailing, Um, having positive energy, which is a nice change from, living in COVID times.

Chelsey: [00:03:41] It's true. I think we've all learned to appreciate the little things.

Trey: [00:03:45] Yeah

Chelsey: [00:03:45] An