Updated: Sep 17, 2021
Transcript of Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald Episode 9 "Ross Dress for Less / Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament" for the differently abled and those who prefer to read.
Review That Review with Chelsey Donn and Trey Gerrald
THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
TREY: [00:00:30] Hello!
CHELSEY: [00:00:31] Hello, welcome to Review That Review. the, um, intro song is always my warm-up like, you know, when you go to the gym and they have like, or you're going to like a workout class and they have the initial song where you're just like getting things started. That's what our themes dog does for me.
I hope, I hope it energizes the audience.
TREY: [00:00:49] I wonder if the audience steps that, cause they're just so eager to get to us or if, Natalie's vocals to Joe Kinosian's tunes are actually what they're coming for each week.
CHELSEY: [00:00:58] I mean, I will say it was at a friend's house last night and she was singing our theme song. It was like very trippy. She like
TREY: [00:01:05] Wait really?
CHELSEY: [00:01:06] I swear! She couldn't stop singing the theme song. And I was like, oh my God, it gets stuck in other people's heads besides mine. So maybe we should apologize to Rice-A-Roni.
TREY: [00:01:16] No, that's not happening, but I do think like we are so lucky because yes, we're just so lucky.
CHELSEY: [00:01:23] Should we say what we are, what we
TREY: [00:01:24] Oh yeah.
CHELSEY: [00:01:25] I mean, if you, if you're listening this far, maybe you already know, but just in case,
TREY: [00:01:30] We do though have, written transcriptions of each episode for listeners that are hard of hearing or the prefer to consume podcasts via reading. So let's just say it for the fun of event. Do you want to wait? Do you want to say it together? I want to see how it
CHELSEY: [00:01:46] I think it will go badly, but we can try.
TREY: [00:01:49] Okay. Ready?
CHELSEY: [00:01:50] Sure.
TREY: [00:01:51] 1, 2, 3,
to review that rear view the
CHELSEY: [00:01:59] podcast static.
TREY: [00:02:01] ...You're trying to be bad.
CHELSEY: [00:02:02] I am not! I'm trying to be good!
TREY: [00:02:05] Oh... Welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.
CHELSEY: [00:02:10] ...reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic, masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
TREY: [00:02:22] That's Chelsey Donn.
CHELSEY: [00:02:24] Yeah. And that's Trey Gerrald.
TREY: [00:02:26] and together. We're
VOICEOVER: [00:02:27] The Review Queens!
TREY: [00:02:31] Okay. How's your crown today? Chels ,You RQ, You!
CHELSEY: [00:02:35] Aw that RQ. I like that. Yeah. You RQ you. Um, my crown is great. It's virtual today, so it's quite light, which I appreciate. I feel very good. , how have you been how's your week been? Trey.
TREY: [00:02:48] I'm good. My crown's also virtual. Other side. I'm good. I'm good. It was a little rainy today, which was a little unexpected I'm. So in this habit now of going on a daily walk sometimes two, with the two dogs and, you know, it's a process of getting the two dogs in their harnesses and then. I have this tandem leash.
So it's like the two dogs. And so it's, it is an event. It's not a bad thing, but it's an event. And then we get outside and then David wanted to join and our nephew Denver's staying. So then he was going to come and then it was, then we literally walked, this is not even an exaggeration. We walked maybe five steps and it started like, it was like, oh, I think it's spitting.
And then it was like,
CHELSEY: [00:03:29] Oh, no.
TREY: [00:03:30] it was crazy. So we ran back.
CHELSEY: [00:03:32] Did you get caught or would you even, were you able to get home?
TREY: [00:03:35] No. We were like so close to the garage. Like we were still in the driveway that it was sort of like, well, just go and stand in the garage. But then it did sort of stop a little bit. And David walked around with an umbrella and I just sort of took the rain.
It was fine. How about you?
CHELSEY: [00:03:49] I'm good. I have this random pain sometimes in my, I know it's weird in my pointer finger on my left hand, third, any doctors listening have any advice for me do let me know, but I get this weird pain. And so I had this like throbbing pain and this finger all night, so I didn't get the best night's sleep last night, but I did have Pilates before this and we did some like neck work and that kind of made it a little bit better.
TREY: [00:04:18] That is so wild. The body is so weird how everything is connected.
CHELSEY: [00:04:22] Yeah, it's bizarre. But Jenny, Watch That Rock Pilates, I mean, she knows what she's doing, so thank God for her because I mean, this pain is no joke.
TREY: [00:04:31] She said you got a problem in your finger. Let's move that neck.
CHELSEY: [00:04:34] Let's move that neck.
TREY: [00:04:37] Well, besides the, um, pain in your finger, is there any complaint you want a lodge?
VOICEOVER: [00:04:42] Lodge a Complaint.
CHELSEY: [00:04:43] Yes. I would like to lodge a complaint against cell phones. Like, you know, when you have full bars, like you look at your phone, you're like, I got full bars and yet you can't look anything up and like your phone's all choppy. And then you're like, I have full bars and then your friends, like I also have full bars.
do the bars even mean anything anymore? It's really annoying.
TREY: [00:05:06] Does the friend have the same,
CHELSEY: [00:05:08] No different service provider, you know, does this happen to you?
TREY: [00:05:12] It's odd that you're saying that because I do find that I will frequently switch my, I will not my iPad. When I purchased my iPad, this is a tangent. I was duped into getting it a cell plan, which I didn't comprehend what was happening. And then I did, when I got my bill and I was like, what the fuck?
And then I called and was like, wait, what happened? And they're like, yeah, that's correct. And I was like, oh, but I can, I have it without that. And they're like, that's the plan you chose? And I was like, so I just felt stupid. And I hung up and then like later I was like, I have to cancel this! Tangent. Okay.
Um, yes, I do have to flip my cell phone a lot back from like I T turn the wifi off and then I turn the wifi back on. I'll put on airplane, not airplane
CHELSEY: [00:05:55] Same.
TREY: [00:05:56] and some how that will trigger better service. But I have to like do that for a couple of seconds. It's very weird.
CHELSEY: [00:06:03] it is very weird. It doesn't really make any sense to me. I don't know what the bars are supposed to mean. Like I thought I could trust the bars, you know, like right now I have two bars and I live in the Hills and we really bad service here. So that feels accurate to me. And that's okay.
Like, I'm cool. If you want to let me know that I don't always have full service, but don't lie to me. It's hurtful.
TREY: [00:06:24] I hear that so hard. What's the first visual. When you hear the word B A R S.
CHELSEY: [00:06:30] Jail.
TREY: [00:06:31] Oh, see, I think of like a candy bar,
CHELSEY: [00:06:33] Oh God. What does that say about us?
TREY: [00:06:36] but I also, like when you were saying bars, I then thought about like a bar,
CHELSEY: [00:06:40] Oh, or bar. Wow. I think that, I felt maybe I felt bars like jail bars, because I feel imprisoned by, you know, these wireless companies and the fact that I'm stuck with them and they're lying to me.
TREY: [00:06:55] You know, David has Verizon and I still have AT&T.
CHELSEY: [00:06:59] Yes.
TREY: [00:07:00] And that is a very interesting dynamic for a spouse to have a different wireless company, because we often, Verizon tends to always have better service than AT&T anywhere we go. But the good thing about that is that if one of us doesn't have service, odds are the other one will.
And that's really fantastic.
CHELSEY: [00:07:17] That is nice. I think that's helpful. I actually think it's helpful to have an inter wireless or inter network relationship.
TREY: [00:07:25] Yeah.
That's like, that's the key to marriage.
CHELSEY: [00:07:29] is the key. I mean, weirdly enough, you would be great here AT&T service at my house is excellent. Verizon is no good. So maybe we should just do a swap.
TREY: [00:07:37] Okay. That, that's fine with
CHELSEY: [00:07:39] Seems like a realistic solution. Anyway, what is your complaint? Do you have a complaint to lodge?
TREY: [00:07:45] Yeah. I have a couple of complaints to lodge. the one that's the most pressing I'm choosing to not do because it's so basic. And it's been covered a lot. The roof of my mouth was burned today by a Hot Pocket, but I'm not going to go into that. Cause it's just, everyone knows. And it's like, enough.
CHELSEY: [00:08:00] I think we should go into it, but sure.