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Review That Review with Chelsey Donn and Trey Gerrald

Episode 9

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

TREY: [00:00:30] Hello!

CHELSEY: [00:00:31] Hello, welcome to Review That Review. the, um, intro song is always my warm-up like, you know, when you go to the gym and they have like, or you're going to like a workout class and they have the initial song where you're just like getting things started. That's what our themes dog does for me.

I hope, I hope it energizes the audience.

TREY: [00:00:49] I wonder if the audience steps that, cause they're just so eager to get to us or if, Natalie's vocals to Joe Kinosian's tunes are actually what they're coming for each week.

CHELSEY: [00:00:58] I mean, I will say it was at a friend's house last night and she was singing our theme song. It was like very trippy. She like

TREY: [00:01:05] Wait really?

CHELSEY: [00:01:06] I swear! She couldn't stop singing the theme song. And I was like, oh my God, it gets stuck in other people's heads besides mine. So maybe we should apologize to Rice-A-Roni.

TREY: [00:01:16] No, that's not happening, but I do think like we are so lucky because yes, we're just so lucky.

CHELSEY: [00:01:23] Should we say what we are, what we

TREY: [00:01:24] Oh yeah.

CHELSEY: [00:01:25] I mean, if you, if you're listening this far, maybe you already know, but just in case,

TREY: [00:01:30] We do though have, written transcriptions of each episode for listeners that are hard of hearing or the prefer to consume podcasts via reading. So let's just say it for the fun of event. Do you want to wait? Do you want to say it together? I want to see how it

CHELSEY: [00:01:46] I think it will go badly, but we can try.

TREY: [00:01:49] Okay. Ready?

CHELSEY: [00:01:50] Sure.

TREY: [00:01:51] 1, 2, 3,

welcome

to review that rear view the

CHELSEY: [00:01:59] podcast static.

TREY: [00:02:01] ...You're trying to be bad.

CHELSEY: [00:02:02] I am not! I'm trying to be good!

TREY: [00:02:05] Oh... Welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

CHELSEY: [00:02:10] ...reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic, masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

TREY: [00:02:22] That's Chelsey Donn.

CHELSEY: [00:02:24] Yeah. And that's Trey Gerrald.

TREY: [00:02:26] and together. We're

VOICEOVER: [00:02:27] The Review Queens!

TREY: [00:02:31] Okay. How's your crown today? Chels ,You RQ, You!

CHELSEY: [00:02:35] Aw that RQ. I like that. Yeah. You RQ you. Um, my crown is great. It's virtual today, so it's quite light, which I appreciate. I feel very good. , how have you been how's your week been? Trey.

TREY: [00:02:48] I'm good. My crown's also virtual. Other side. I'm good. I'm good. It was a little rainy today, which was a little unexpected I'm. So in this habit now of going on a daily walk sometimes two, with the two dogs and, you know, it's a process of getting the two dogs in their harnesses and then. I have this tandem leash.

So it's like the two dogs. And so it's, it is an event. It's not a bad thing, but it's an event. And then we get outside and then David wanted to join and our nephew Denver's staying. So then he was going to come and then it was, then we literally walked, this is not even an exaggeration. We walked maybe five steps and it started like, it was like, oh, I think it's spitting.

And then it was like,

CHELSEY: [00:03:29] Oh, no.

TREY: [00:03:30] it was crazy. So we ran back.

CHELSEY: [00:03:32] Did you get caught or would you even, were you able to get home?

TREY: [00:03:35] No. We were like so close to the garage. Like we were still in the driveway that it was sort of like, well, just go and stand in the garage. But then it did sort of stop a little bit. And David walked around with an umbrella and I just sort of took the rain.

It was fine. How about you?