Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 94: "Female Urinal"
Transcription
*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!
[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello,
[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: Have and welcome once again to Review That Review, the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing
[00:00:42] Chelsey Donn: Okay. 'I won't do that the whole time. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious 'I A', sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: That is ChelseyBD Donn A'.
[00:00:59] Chelsey Donn: And that is Terry Gerard
[00:01:03] Trey Gerrald: And together we are
[00:01:06] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.
[00:01:10] Trey Gerrald: A'. Very special
[00:01:11] Chelsey Donn: cheer.
[00:01:16] Trey Gerrald: We're losing it.
[00:01:18] Chelsey Donn: It
[00:01:18] Trey Gerrald: Ugh.
[00:01:19] Chelsey Donn: 'I was like, how do 'I do that? Voice in A', British accent.
[00:01:24] Trey Gerrald: Well, regardless. Hey, hey, hey. To all of our Patreon members, we love you all for supporting us. If you're curious, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon to find out more about that. If you wanna show support in an additional way, then we would love to encourage you to go to Review That Review dot com slash don't Nate
[00:01:46] Chelsey Donn: No, no, no, no. Review That Review dot com slash donate.
[00:01:50] Trey Gerrald: That's right. Made you listen. ChelseyBD, how are ya?
[00:01:54] Chelsey Donn: 'I am good. 'I went to A' birthday party this weekend, which was fun. I'm wearing A' very presidential shirt today. I'm
[00:02:03] Trey Gerrald: 'I. See
[00:02:04] Chelsey Donn: Biden Harris shirt and it was my friend Grace's birthday and she just turned 35, so she did A' vote for Grace Kim themed birthday party cuz you have to be 35 to run for A' president of the United States.
So that was kind of A' creative moment.
[00:02:23] Trey Gerrald: Very cute,
[00:02:24] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I liked it. A' lot and 'I got this cute pin
[00:02:28] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Love
[00:02:28] Chelsey Donn: friend of the pod. Grace.
[00:02:30] Trey Gerrald: Happy birthday, grace
[00:02:31] Chelsey Donn: Happy birthday, grace. Belated birthday, grace. But excited to be here with you. Trey, how was your week?
[00:02:39] Trey Gerrald: 'I had A'. Good week. You know, life is chugging along. 'I just love 'I. Love like 'I love spring. But spring is so short. It's like almost nonexistent. But 'I just feel like there's always like this sense of like, there's promise around the corner. 'I don't know.
[00:02:55] Chelsey Donn: To things are blooming.
[00:02:58] Trey Gerrald: And 'I know that my. When is the start of spring, isn't it like the 21st or something?
'I feel like we literally did this last year, but 'I know that my grandmother's birthday 'I think was like the first day of spring. So 'I always
[00:03:09] Chelsey Donn: the first day of summer
[00:03:12] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think we definitely did
[00:03:13] Chelsey Donn: we did this. This
[00:03:14] Trey Gerrald: It is. So, you know, as someone who consumes podcasts, 'I never understood when like, because when you're listening to something, you feel like you're A' part of it.
You know, it's like you're listening to the conversation. It's in your head. It's very personal. You feel like you're A' part of it, and it's your choice to listen. So then like you have an attachment that's very different. being the person that's doing it. Because so many times, like my favorite podcasts, they'll like not remember telling stories or they don't, and, and I've always wondered like, how do you not remem like 'I, listen to them and 'I remember?
So, but it is really wild because we always have to have A', Complaint, we always talk about our weeks. We always have something to indu. Like there is this sense of like, 'I can't even, and 'I started A' spreadsheet very early on, but like, that's just like too much housekeeping, 'I can't even take care of, but like it is crazy.
[00:04:05] Chelsey Donn: it is. It can be hard to keep track of everything.
[00:04:08] Trey Gerrald: Forget, like 'I Forget.
[00:04:10] Chelsey Donn: know 'I have amnesia after recording. But anyway, point is spraying in like A' Lion out like A' Lamb. all that
[00:04:19] Trey Gerrald: Sing like A' Flower. Sing like A' Bee Sing like A'. What is that song?
[00:04:26] Chelsey Donn: fly. Like A', butterfly sting, like A' bee something. We're good at things.
[00:04:33] Trey Gerrald: What song is that?
[00:04:34] Chelsey Donn: 'I Dunno. Trey.
[00:04:35] Trey Gerrald: Call in, let us know. One eight, five, zero review. Zero. All right, well, ChelseyBD, should we take our confusion, amnesia and turn it into some complaining, because 'I feel like you have something you need to get off your chest am 'I right, girl. Are you ready to.
[00:04:50] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A', Complaint.
[00:04:51] Chelsey Donn: 'I am ready to Lodge A, Complaint and 'I. Don't even care if I've said this before, cuz when 'I wrote it down, 'I was like, maybe 'I did. Maybe 'I didn't. It's worth repeating. You're watching A' show with A' friend, A' parent A', significant other. Maybe A' new acquaintance. You're watching the show together, okay?
You're both experiencing it together, and then that person starts asking you questions about what's going on in the show. 'I don't know, Linda, are we not watching the same thing? Why are you gonna interrupt my putting together of the pieces? With your question, if you have A' question, 'I probably have the same one.
We're watching the same thing. And if you're not paying attention, then that is on you. Why are you interrupting my experience of A' Show, which 'I consider pretty sacred to ask me questions about things that 'I don't know. And even if 'I did know 'I, really don't wanna be interrupted right now to tell you.
So it's annoying and please stop doing.
[00:05:54] Trey Gerrald: There really are certain people that verbalize and communicate
[00:05:59] Chelsey Donn: the whole time.
[00:06:00] Trey Gerrald: during watching things. It's very weird. There really are people that do that.
[00:06:04] Chelsey Donn: Yes. And sometimes it is like older generations, which is annoying, but like almost A', little bit more acceptable. 'I don't know, but like, still annoying. Whether it's A' your own,
[00:06:15] Trey Gerrald: Why'd they say
[00:06:15] Chelsey Donn: you know? Why did they say that? Why did they do, did she do this? Do you think she did that? 'I? Don't know. Let's find out. Shall.
[00:06:22] Trey Gerrald: Well, you know, this is sort of an extension of why 'I can't do like drag race viewing parties, cuz 'I don't want to hear the commentary like, 'I don't care what you think. Carl 'I want to know what happens on the show
[00:06:36] Chelsey Donn: can talk about it over A' cocktail after.
[00:06:39] Trey Gerrald: on the commercial break? Like 'I don't need your running commentary. Like, you're not as A', you're not as funny as you think you are. B, who cares what you think? 'I. 'I might, but not. While I'm digesting it myself, don't interrupt my experience.
[00:06:52] Chelsey Donn: This is like the highlight of my week. You know what 'I mean? Like, let me just enjoy this
[00:06:57] Trey Gerrald: The only time, the only time. These sort of running comment. 'I think are fully acceptable and funny are Lifetime Christmas movies.
[00:07:05] Chelsey Donn: A'. Hundred percent.
[00:07:06] Trey Gerrald: That's really fun because 'I feel like part of that experience is the dialogue that you're having with
[00:07:11] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean, that's almost like A' rocky Horror moment where you're like, they did the this, you know what 'I mean.
[00:07:16] Trey Gerrald: Oh,
[00:07:17] Chelsey Donn: But no, like when I'm watching A' show, like right now I'm watching poker face, which 'I am really enjoying with Natasha Leon. And you know, there's like, it's A' mystery element or like unfolding storylines.
Like things are happening. Like, don't ask me questions. I'm like picking up on clues here. I'm being. Harriet, the spy, and you're interrupting my ability to figure out what's going on.
[00:07:44] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out 'I. Wonder if I'm guilty of that. 'I feel like 'I might, 'I. Wonder if 'I do that to David.
[00:07:50] Chelsey Donn: Ask David. David 'I know you're listening. 'I mean 'I. Listen, we're all guilty. Like 'I know that I'm this person. If I'm like around 'I, 'I, don't even wanna say just A' guy, cuz 'I feel like that feels like limiting. But when I'm around people that really like sports and 'I like have no idea what's going on in the game, I'm sure I'm annoying.
And I'm like, what's happening here? What's that? What's that? But to me, and maybe I'm wrong, like that feels less. 'I 'I. Don't know. 'I. It's like it's easier to be like they got the first down again than to be like, so what's going on? Is that like she entered this relationship with this person? Like, I'm not explaining this whole plot to you right
[00:08:29] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.
[00:08:30] Chelsey Donn: Whatever. We're all guilty of the things we complain about, but
[00:08:33] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Guess that is true. Oh God,
[00:08:35] Chelsey Donn: still gonna complain.
[00:08:37] Trey Gerrald: I've never thought about that.
[00:08:39] Chelsey Donn: It's true. It's okay. 'I can be both guilty and annoyed at the same
[00:08:43] Trey Gerrald: Are you also guilty of several episodes back throwing pee out of A' moving car.
[00:08:48] Chelsey Donn: That I've never done,
[00:08:50] Trey Gerrald: Okay.
[00:08:51] Chelsey Donn: but I'm sure I've like probably inadvertently littered 'I. Don't know,
[00:08:55] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I. Sure. Yeah. No 'I agree. 'I. Hear your Complaint. It is so annoying, especially when it's like repeated over and over and 'I. It's like, just stop. 'I. Don't know you're affecting my experience in the movie. Stop
[00:09:08] Chelsey Donn: Yes, exactly. Ugh.
[00:09:10] Trey Gerrald: on the opposite end of this. It is also annoying when like little kids turn into zombies and they can't hear you when they're watching tv.
That's also
[00:09:17] Chelsey Donn: That is also annoying. Been there too. So that's my Complaint this week. That was sort of fresh in my mind. How about you Trey? Have you been storing up A'? Complaint for the spring?
[00:09:28] Trey Gerrald: Yes. Actually I've had this for A' Little bit and 'I felt A' little self-conscious about sharing it, but I'm just gonna do it cause who cares? 'I have this pet peeve. 'I don't like it when people who are employed as professional Broadway performers, 'I don't like it when they refer to their show as A' Little.
[00:09:49] Chelsey Donn: What
[00:09:50] Trey Gerrald: It happens when it's like you're hanging out and you're friends and they're like, all right, 'I, gotta go do the skit.
[00:09:57] Chelsey Donn: is that A' thing that people say?
[00:09:59] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, some. Yeah. I'm trying to break down the psychology of what 'I think. It 'I like 'I. Think it's
[00:10:04] Chelsey Donn: Is it like when people go to Harvard and they're like, 'I went to college in Boston?
[00:10:10] Trey Gerrald: I've never met any idiot who went to an Ivy League school that didn't tell you the name of the school that they went
[00:10:15] Chelsey Donn: Really?
[00:10:16] Trey Gerrald: heard anyone say, oh, 'I went to A' school in
[00:10:18] Chelsey Donn: Oh, that's the whole thing. Trey, that's like A' widely known thing that like people that go to Harvard or whatever are like all like cagey about it and they're like, oh, 'I went to school in Boston. Like,
[00:10:31] Trey Gerrald: maybe in California, but. Where 'I am, it's like literally the same as being vegan. How do you know if someone went to A' Ivy League school? They're gonna tell you seven times in the conversation.
[00:10:41] Chelsey Donn: funny, interesting. 'I definitely most Okay,
[00:10:44] Trey Gerrald: That's actually A'. That's also another Complaint of mine.
[00:10:47] Chelsey Donn: do you think the idea is if 'I say, I'm doing A' little skit, it feels like less gross than say 'I mean. Not that it's gross to say that you're on Broadway, but like it feels less braggy.
[00:10:59] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I think that there's probably some psychology around like, when your friend group is A' community that is all striving for A' specific outcome, and you're the person living in the outcome that maybe like you don't want to be like 'I, don't know, or
[00:11:17] Chelsey Donn: not there feel bad about themselves or something.
[00:11:21] Trey Gerrald: that's one. Another one might also sort of be like to just sort of.
[00:11:26] Chelsey Donn: Minimize.
[00:11:27] Trey Gerrald: Minimize maybe, or be cutesy like 'I. Don't know. It's just like it's A' thing. A' and, and I'm gonna go there. But 'I think it is sort of A' kind of A' thing about A' certain demographic of people that went to A' certain. Conservatories where they have little inside clicky references and names and slogans and terminology and inside jokes about A'.
Lot of things, and one of them is gotta go do my skit. Diva, go into the skit.
[00:11:55] Chelsey Donn: Michigan or something. 'I. Don't know maybe
[00:11:57] Trey Gerrald: Any of them.
[00:11:59] Chelsey Donn: any of them.
[00:11:59] Trey Gerrald: It bothers me. 'I don't like it and 'I wanna call it out and I'm trying to 'I don't know if it's sour grapes, 'I. It's just something about, something feels condescending, about belittling it.
[00:12:13] Chelsey Donn: Well, cuz 'I don't want. Yeah cuz it feels like, it's like if you like, can't you just be like, gotta go do the show. Or 'I wish 'I could stay, you know, 'I have to run to the theater. 'I feel like that is like less. Gross 'I mean like gotta do the skit. You know what 'I mean? Like don't you think if you were with somebody and you were like out to dinner and they had, it was like gonna be their call time and they were like, oh, like sorry, 'I cut, A' short, gotta run to the theater like that.
That would be like less like yucky.
[00:12:41] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. I'm trying to think like 'I wonder if 'I reversed
[00:12:44] Chelsey Donn: Or even if you're like, gotta go to work 'I guess.
[00:12:46] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, but I'm, I'm thinking what if 'I reversed it and 'I like saw them in the show and then afterwards 'I was like, 'I. Love the cute little skit, like 'I. Wonder how they would feel about that.
[00:12:58] Chelsey Donn: Horrible
[00:12:58] Trey Gerrald: And no 'I know that. It's just like A' cutesy, like, oh, look at me like being like cutesy about how like I've achieved this amazing honor.
But anyway, it's pet peeve. 'I. Have it on my list. 'I. Don't like it. Don't call your Broadway show. A' Sketch.
[00:13:12] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I, get it. It's not A' skit. There is something that's called A' skit. Let's not demean the skit by making it this
[00:13:20] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I. Wait. 'I just thought of another. Okay, great. 'I. I've literally thought of two complaints in this
[00:13:25] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, I'm so happy for
[00:13:27] Trey Gerrald: so that's that. All right.
[00:13:29] Chelsey Donn: Okay, great. Well, now that we've gotten those things off of our chest that are clearly bothering us about the way other people say and do and need things, should we jump into some online reviews?
[00:13:42] Trey Gerrald: let's do it.
[00:13:45] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.
[00:13:48] Chelsey Donn: As you know, we are your trusty review Queens. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
[00:13:57] Trey Gerrald: We read you A' review. We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns. It's A' very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I love to call.
[00:14:07] VOICEOVER: Assess, That, Kvetch.
[00:14:09] Chelsey Donn: Love to call it that. So, Trey, what have you brought in for us today?
[00:14:14] Trey Gerrald: 'I have A' five star Amazon review,
[00:14:20] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:14:21] Trey Gerrald: and this actually came to me from something we talked about 'I. Believe it's episode 90, maybe it's it's A' Complaint that you brought in.
[00:14:31] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:14:32] Trey Gerrald: When 'I was editing 'I, 'I was like, oh, maybe 'I should like find one of these reviews. So today I'm reading A' five star Amazon Review for A' female urination device,
[00:14:47] Chelsey Donn: God.
[00:14:48] Trey Gerrald: female urinal, silicone funnel urine cups portable urinal for women standing up to pee funeral.
Not funeral.
[00:15:00] Chelsey Donn: Funeral
[00:15:02] Trey Gerrald: Standing up to Pee Funnel, reusable women. Pee funnel, outdoor activities, camping, fuchsia.
[00:15:13] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Love that. It's fuchsia.
[00:15:15] VOICEOVER: It's super coloristic A'.
[00:15:18] Chelsey Donn: Does it come in A'? Lot of other colors as well.
[00:15:21] Trey Gerrald: Well, I'm gonna hold on that
[00:15:23] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Okay. Okay.
[00:15:24] Trey Gerrald: and you'll see why. So just so you know, this product has 16,539 reviews, and the average is 4.4 out of five. Today's review is by Tiffany M five Star Review, written January 30th, 2023.
[00:15:45] Chelsey Donn: Wow. So recent.
[00:15:46] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm. verified purchase and their subject is, works well, would buy again. and here we are.
This is what Tiffany's five star opinion
[00:15:56] Chelsey Donn: All right,
[00:15:56] Trey Gerrald: the female urinal works like it says. Here are the things 'I noticed. One 'I really cupped it because 'I read A' review where she said, you need to make sure it's securely pressed to you, or you could end up leaking it in your pants.
[00:16:19] Chelsey Donn: Yikes.
[00:16:27] Trey Gerrald: You said Yucks.
[00:16:28] Chelsey Donn: Yucks,
[00:16:29] Trey Gerrald: Yikes.
[00:16:34] Chelsey Donn: yucks. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.
[00:16:36] Trey Gerrald: Okay. Okay.
[00:16:37] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:16:38] Trey Gerrald: However, 'I Cupped too much.
[00:16:43] Chelsey Donn: Oh no.
[00:16:44] Trey Gerrald: and there was no airflow, so it starts to 'I. Guess Gasp for air the same way A' two liter bottle does when you dump it out too fast. It like gulps.
[00:16:59] Chelsey Donn: no.
[00:17:00] Trey Gerrald: However, it still didn't spill and still worked. 'I just gave it A'. Little layer at the top, not A'. Problem the case.
'I just wish it was waterproof instead of resistant. Not because 'I really need it to be because 'I run water through it to rinse it after, but it's nice peace of mind to have just would make me feel better. Three 'I. Wish it came in like A' olive or A' Green color. So it doesn't stick out and grab attention behind A' Bush, you know, blend in outdoors so it's not as eye-catching.
Overall, 'I would by again, and I'm very happy with it.
[00:17:57] Chelsey Donn: Omg. This is hilarious. 'I. Love that you tracked down this item for this review. So funny, like 'I knew that this A', this like existed but never thought to like look for it on Amazon. So do we think that Tiffany is using this like while camping?
[00:18:15] Trey Gerrald: Very, very good question. So it does show up as like the number one accessory for hiking and camping, and then it also shows up for recovery after surgeries.
[00:18:30] Chelsey Donn: Oh, okay. And is it like collab, like what are those, like collapsible funnels. Okay.
[00:18:34] Trey Gerrald: Yes. So basically the number two that they're talking about here, the case, it's basically like those cheap, like it's like A' little like money bag.
Like, it's like A' cheap little plastic that has the little cords that you cinch, you pull them apart, you know, like A', grand Ma, Marnie bag, you know, like A'
[00:18:52] Chelsey Donn: those are like velvet,
[00:18:54] Trey Gerrald: right? This is like cheap plastic. This is like what you would get, like A'
[00:18:57] Chelsey Donn: It's like when you have one of those like coats that like fold into itself, you know? Yeah.
[00:19:03] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. That it's exactly like that. And the funnel is like, they, it does full A' like, um, accordions.
[00:19:12] Chelsey Donn: yeah, yeah.
[00:19:13] Trey Gerrald: So it accordions into itself. And then you flip it like A', like A' taco, like into
[00:19:18] Chelsey Donn: Mm-hmm.
[00:19:18] Trey Gerrald: And then you can sort of scrunch that right taco and then you put it in the bag. So, . Yeah. Okay. So the color question that you asked immediately, cuz this one is fuchsia pink 'I mean it is like, yeah. And literally there's five color options and one of them is green,
[00:19:37] Chelsey Donn: Oh, interesting.
[00:19:39] Trey Gerrald: but there are other companies, this is for specifically the Sun and A' brand, but there's like 8 million brands.
You know, they all look exactly the
[00:19:47] Chelsey Donn: sure. I'm sure they're all the same, the
[00:19:50] Trey Gerrald: And some of them are camo color, some of them are black. They, Tiffany specifically bought this fuchsia color one, so
[00:19:58] Chelsey Donn: But maybe like at the time, A' purchase or whatever it was like only listed as, or maybe that was the only one available. I'm not sure. But that is interesting that it does appear to be available.
[00:20:09] Trey Gerrald: Yes. And like you were saying before, like you never thought to look this up, but you know it existed 'I literally on that episode, 'I say like, 'I, think it's A' mad TV sketch like 'I 'I didn't know it was A' real product. 'I thought it was like A' joke thing.
[00:20:24] Chelsey Donn: No, it's definitely A' real product number one in its entirety. Really funny, like had me like in stitches, like just the visual of it. Like first of all it's like, all right, we did our research and we found out this is the right way to use it. But then we like overplayed our hand, pun intended, and the like analogy of the soda bottle when you like, Turn it upside down or whatever.
Look, it just, oh my God. So funny, so descriptive and interesting. 'I don't know, really liked almost the entirety of number one.
[00:21:01] Trey Gerrald: It occurs to me, this is gross, but 'I feel like 'I would be skived out by the warmth, like feeling the warmth of the pee like that would gross me out.
[00:21:09] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. I'm just like, I'm not someone that's very good at like peeing outside or peeing in any environment that's not A' traditional.
[00:21:17] Trey Gerrald: but, so, but these are large, so they are like, the mouth is very large, so, so I'm getting the point that like, you press it so that it's all
[00:21:28] Chelsey Donn: Everything is right. Covered. Yeah. Interesting that this is A' five star review and we kind of did feel A', little bit complaining. 'I feel like with the, even like with the list, the things that we were pointing out.
[00:21:43] Trey Gerrald: Right. It's A' five star review, but you've structured your review as A' list of three things that you don't
[00:21:49] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. So that's super interesting.
[00:21:52] Trey Gerrald: Well, so what do you think of that as like you, the Queen of the compliment sandwich.
[00:21:57] Chelsey Donn: 'I do like it. , you know, in A' way because 'I think that it makes me think that it's more realistic. Like 'I don't, this could, I'm sure if you like did your digging through this product, you could probably find funny reviews that are just like, this is the Messiah 'I don't know. So 'I think it's good that it's A' five star review and it feels realistic.
So 'I like that, 'I just do think Totally. It's interesting.
[00:22:24] Trey Gerrald: Well, you know, speaking. Compliment sandwich. This literally is the first sentence says it works. Like it says, here are the things 'I noticed, like that fits on one line. It doesn't even fill the whole line. And then, Bullet 0.1 has five lines. Two has two lines. Three has three lines, and then it ends with one line saying overall 'I would bite again.
I'm very happy with it. So it really is structured like A' sandwich, except it's like the triple burger,
[00:22:56] Chelsey Donn: going A', cat's deli and getting one
[00:22:59] Trey Gerrald: so
[00:23:00] Chelsey Donn: sandwiches with, with like two pounds of roast beef in the
[00:23:02] Trey Gerrald: right? Where you're like, 'I will break my jaw trying to open my mouth. You.
[00:23:07] Chelsey Donn: right?
[00:23:08] Trey Gerrald: My mouth is gonna gulp like A' two liter A' bottle.
[00:23:12] Chelsey Donn: or like A'. Two firmly pressed funnel.
[00:23:15] Trey Gerrald: So do you think there's any value, like do you think that Tiffany's bringing up new unique info
[00:23:21] Chelsey Donn: 'I do. Yeah. 'I mean, again, the all of section one 'I think is interesting because it's like Tiffany's saying, 'I read reviews. 'I did my research. This is what 'I was told to do. Apparently 'I took the note too far. So this is how 'I would've adjusted, right? It's more like, Tiffany giving like just further user instructions.
'I think that's like kind of queenly new information because 'I would imagine that there is somewhat of A' learning curve and 'I think that that's why Tiffany is giving this A' five star review because 'I think they're saying product works really well. There's A', little bit of A' learning curve. Here was my.
[00:24:03] Trey Gerrald: right?
[00:24:05] Chelsey Donn: because everything other than saying 'I wish the case were, you know, fully waterproof, even though, you know, I'm rinsing it out with water or whatever they said, you know, or the color 'I don't know. 'I think like, those are like little things that didn't ultimately affect the functionality of the item.
So 'I think the item is working great. The learning curve is the, is present, which 'I would imagine, like 'I would think if 'I was gonna buy A' product like this, that there would be A' learning.
[00:24:32] Trey Gerrald: Oh. Yeah, 'I. Totally. See how that's true. The case thing like 'I really am getting, and 'I did watch like A' video on the page. That maybe is helping to inform me A' little bit better, but like 'I think because the product is, you know, like under $20,
[00:24:51] Chelsey Donn: Mm-hmm.
[00:24:51] Trey Gerrald: that's why the bag is so cheap and then it's like thin vinyl, plastic or whatever.
[00:24:57] Chelsey Donn: Right, right,
[00:24:58] Trey Gerrald: sure, maybe that's water resistant or it's, but it's not waterproof like 'I understand. It's like you're peeing through this, you're flushing it out with water from like your water bottle or whatever, like it's damp. So like you do, like, you don't wanna put A' damp thing into this bag and then put that bag back in your backpack like you do actually.
But the product is so cheap that like, you're not really going to, like, you'd have to go up to A' higher price
[00:25:22] Chelsey Donn: It's not A' deal. Yeah, it's not A' deal breaker, but it's just sort of like this was, 'I can imagine that like even if you know that it's water and that it's not urine, like if you're Caribbean car
[00:25:37] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.
[00:25:38] Chelsey Donn: Yep. This to like your hiking backpack or something like that. It might be like kind of weird that it's wet or A', little like uncomfortable,
[00:25:48] Trey Gerrald: Right. 'I mean?
[00:25:49] Chelsey Donn: errors.
[00:25:50] Trey Gerrald: Mm. They don't always do punctuation marks.
[00:25:55] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:25:55] Trey Gerrald: but there's A'. Lot of commas and A'. Semicolon. Yeah,
[00:26:01] Chelsey Donn: Okay. So pretty good on the spelling and grammar and also like 'I do, even though 'I think we are used to seeing. Lists in negative reviews. Although 'I guess they, they're in positive reviews too. 'I do like that as A' structure. 'I feel like it kind of keeps things organized. So 'I think 'I sort of categorize that under spelling and grammar as well.
And 'I, 'I do believe, um, Tiffany 'I don't think there's any reason to doubt the truthfulness
[00:26:30] Trey Gerrald: no. 'I believe. 'I believe Tiffany too. And like as far as the like common fluke, typical, like the first sentence is it works like it says. So then these are just like opinions, basically like, like the whole number three about the whole color. Like 'I actually kind of think is actually useful, unique information here because you know, Tiffany like wants the Fusia one because it's cuter, but then you realize, well, 'I actually don't want it to be as eye-catching.
Like 'I don't want
[00:27:06] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Cuz when you first said fusion, the baby 'I was like, oh, cute. And then I'm thinking like, oh, you're right. Like if you're like in the middle of the woods trying to be like discreet or whatever it is, while using your female urinal, you might not wanna be like alert female urinal. Alert. Alert, you know.
[00:27:23] Trey Gerrald: But we're so programmed culturally that like the camo, I'm not gonna buy as A' female, like I'm gonna buy the pink one. Like we're so programmed into the meaning
[00:27:32] Chelsey Donn: And even like 'I mean not to go there, but to go there short. Like A', lot of vibrators for women. It's like they're A' magenta, they're purple. They're, you know, there is something about like when we, when we're getting involved with like female genitals in any way, it's like, well, we gotta make it cute.
[00:27:49] Trey Gerrald: Right. And this whole product, 'I. 'I mean it's called A', female Urinal. So we don't need it to be
[00:27:57] Chelsey Donn: We don't need it to be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 'I agree. 'I. Think that is, you know, sort of interesting. Uh, 'I was laughing. 'I mean, 'I thought it was funny. 'I thought the humor was there in an appropriate way that didn't feel like it was like banging us over the head with it.
[00:28:13] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I really 'I mean the, it's really like the gulping and the gasping,
[00:28:17] Chelsey Donn: The soda and the descriptive language and all that 'I enjoyed.
[00:28:22] Trey Gerrald: and the impact deal. 'I mean they, even Tiffany says they would, they would buy it again and they're happy with it, so.
[00:28:29] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I. Think the impact is like good 'I. Think that it's maybe if somebody was like on the fence about whether or not they could use the product, maybe this would push them over the edge to buy it. Just because it's like further, you know, letting you know how to properly use it. If you're feeling A', little apprehensive.
[00:28:49] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I, but 'I feel A'. Little bit like the impact of this review, even with just visually, it's like so much more about the considerations rather than why it's actually good because they're like, yeah, it's good, but, but, and yeah, 'I, like overall it's great. Yeah. Yeah. it, the impact A' little bit is like, okay, but these are like the things that could be different, which like is A' little disempowering, like it does make me 'I.
Don't know. It's very interesting
[00:29:16] Chelsey Donn: It just to, it's just tonally, 'I, think not what we're used to in A'. One star review in A', sorry, in A' five star review. But like 'I was saying, you know, with the compliment sandwich and all that stuff, it's like, but sometimes it is A'. Refreshing. Cuz sometimes when you have these reviews that are just lists and they're like, one, it's fantastic.
Two, it is great. Three, it is fabulous, and four, get it now. Like you're just like, this is not real, you know? So the that impact for me is that even though there is A' part of it that feels like I'm not really getting the flowery tone that 'I would expect in A' review, it does make me feel like I'm definitely not questioning whether or not it's real or not, which we sometimes do,
[00:30:00] Trey Gerrald: Right. And they say it works. Like it says, here are the things 'I noticed.
[00:30:05] Chelsey Donn: Right. Yeah.
[00:30:06] Trey Gerrald: So it isn't even necessarily here are through things 'I. Right.
[00:30:11] Chelsey Donn: and 'I think that that's true. Like 'I, think A'. Lot of products that 'I bought that 'I love or that I've learned to love. It's like when 'I first use them, there is like, there's A' learning curve. You're like, oh, when 'I first bought it, 'I was doing this. Then 'I realized, don't do that.
Do this. And then it's like the most amazing thing 'I ever had.
[00:30:29] Trey Gerrald: It's very similar to the St. Patrick's day after show last week,
[00:30:32] Chelsey Donn: Right? Oh,
[00:30:33] Trey Gerrald: where it's like A' great, great product, but it just has these considerations, which is interesting. One person found it
[00:30:39] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, and says something about Tiffany again, so many of these reviews come back to the individual where it's like sunny side of the street. You know, Tiffany's not gonna let these little things upset her. She's just gonna move on with her life.
[00:30:54] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. And 'I also like the last little thing, like 'I. Wonder if Tiffany went on A'. Little more about how it is good if then 'I would not believe like, like 'I. It's almost sort of like the right, it is the right amount.
[00:31:07] Chelsey Donn: Right. Like if Tiffany were to really be going to bat A' little harder 'I feel like, then we would be like, is this truthful? Is this like planted
[00:31:15] Trey Gerrald: 'I think 'I can crown. Tiffany, what do
[00:31:17] Chelsey Donn: can crown.
[00:31:18] Trey Gerrald: All right. So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.
[00:31:30] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.
[00:31:39] Chelsey Donn: Tree is deciding. Okay, the Queens are unanimous. Four and A' half crowns. Four and A' half crowns. Four. Tiffany. Um, 'I really like this. Review. Trey, 'I really like Tiffany's tone. Um, 'I like the way they come across as truthful as A' real person. 'I believe that they use the product, um, and had, you know, an actual experience with it.
They are not just throwing around flowery language for no reason. They did their own research and now they're coming back with further information. 'I think that's pretty queenly. Um, dunno why 'I didn't go A', full Review Queen to be. But it felt like A' four and A' half Crown review to me. So that's why 'I went with four and A' half.
How about you Trey?
[00:32:24] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. You know, 'I really feel like this is, this really is Queen Lee 'I mean there, but there, but because we, it's just A', so much of the real estate is on like these. Things that are detracting from the value that it, it is sort of puzzling in A' way and just like these like. Just because that like it gurgled and bubbled liter bottle on Tiffany's vagina doesn't mean it's gonna do that on mine.
You know what 'I, you know what 'I mean? Like,
[00:32:59] Chelsey Donn: 'I do know what you
[00:33:00] Trey Gerrald: like also like maybe 'I do want, maybe 'I am like weird
[00:33:04] Chelsey Donn: maybe one. A'. Gurgle.
[00:33:05] Trey Gerrald: No, I'm saying like maybe 'I want the fu shaan. Like maybe I'm like pro woman. Like fuck you, if you have an issue. If you don't wanna see me over here standing up peeing, that's on you.
And like I'm inviting the discourse. just because like Tiffany wants it like, like 'I. Feel like I'm definitely in Tiffany's boat, but I'm A'. You know 'I don't know 'I. 'I think it's very queenly and 'I. Also don't think Tiffany needed to include A' photo, but that always. Like pushes it over the edge. A' Little bit for me.
Um, 'I 'I, it's four and A' half cuz 'I think it's very well researched, very well informed, very thoughtful, very intentional. It's just, it felt like A' big man witch, sloppy Joe with very thin buns and A' overstuffed meat of A' compliment, sandwich of A' Complaint sandwich. That made me feel unsettled at the end of the five star that I'm like.
So four and A' half. Yeah.
[00:34:02] Chelsey Donn: Very good review Trey.
[00:34:04] Trey Gerrald: Do you think that your female urinal is the right name for this product? We didn't even talk about the obnoxious super cala.
[00:34:12] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean 'I. Don't know. 'I think that like the obnoxious super call of all of the Amazon products comes down to the fact that, and this has happened to me on many occasions. We like, sometimes we don't know what to call it. Like 'I needed, 'I bought A' ring and it was. Too big and 'I was like, ring Resizer tight nerd.
You know what 'I mean? And then like each one of the names said all those things. So 'I can see somebody putting that into A' search.
[00:34:41] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Mean. 'I. Guess it is A'. Female urinal. 'I. If 'I, try to visualize A'. Female urinal. That's this,
[00:34:47] Chelsey Donn: 'I guess, right?
[00:34:49] Trey Gerrald: yeah.
[00:34:50] Chelsey Donn: 'I Don't know. It's A' portable. You 'I don't know. It's an odd product.
[00:34:54] Trey Gerrald: Reusable woman. P Funnel, not funeral.
[00:34:59] Chelsey Donn: then 'I, guess if you're selling this product and you don't write that and other people do, I'm sure you do research and see what other people are saying. 'I don't know.
[00:35:07] Trey Gerrald: Hi Al. Well,
[00:35:09] Chelsey Donn: But that was cool. That was A' fun review. That was A' product that 'I like, like we were saying, new existed but never really looked much further into.
So good to know that people are using the product, it's working for them. And that they're able to urinate in A' place that is not their car and then throw it out the car window. You know that there, there are people that, uh, cuz A', urinal, you know, it's not like it's, yeah. Anyway,
[00:35:34] Trey Gerrald: It is A' funnel. At the end of the day, you have to like, it has to go somewhere.
[00:35:37] Chelsey Donn: has to go somewhere.
Exactly.
[00:35:40] Trey Gerrald: Well. All right. Gulp, gulp, gulp. Gurgle, gurgle. Ouch. All right. My Queen, we have reached the most regal portion of our show. ChelseyBD, who are you inducting for? 'I.
[00:35:53] VOICEOVER: My Royal.
[00:35:54] Chelsey Donn: So happy that you asked Trey. So finally my like late night scrolling of Instagram stories has paid off and 'I found something really cool that was like, just came across my for you page or whatever you wanna call it, is an organization called Give back box.com. Have you ever heard of this? Try. Okay, so it's A' very cool concept that 'I can't even really believe exists.
'I haven't tried it yet, so maybe it's A' little premature, but 'I think it's freaking fab and I'm gonna try it this week. So basically you get A' package on Amazon, and there's other companies that are affiliates as well. You take the items out of your Amazon box, then you fill your Amazon box with donation items like clothes, household goods, things like that.
You go to this website, give back.com. You can get A' free shipping label. And then that those items will then be distributed and donated. So it's giving A' new life to the shipment box, to the Amazon box that's probably just gonna end up in A' recycling bin or whatever. Anyway. And it's giving you an opportunity to donate like right from the comfort of your home.
You just put stuff in A' Box, you know, and ship it off. And that's that. And 'I just thought, that's so fascinating cuz you know we always get these Amazon packages. 'I have things right now downstairs. that I've been meaning to bring to Goodwill and the idea that 'I can just go fill up an Amazon box so they got in the mail and then be doing something good And 'I think you can get, you know, A' certificate of, you know, proof of Donn that you've donated and all of this stuff just from going to this website and going through this process.
And so many brands are doing it now. Overstock, 'I, 'I mentioned Amazon Loft, r e, 'I Levi's, Anne Taylor, Lego, Nordstrom. Bed Bath and Beyond 'I mean. There's just like so many companies that have now jumped on board with this and 'I think this is such A' good idea. And 'I wanted to nominate give back box as My, Royal, Highness, and encourage all of us, as we've, we've talked about over the past couple weeks, like, you know, trying to get rid of stuff and trying to donate and make room for the new if, if you are thinking about, you know, sort of cleansing through your closet or whatever it is, consider.
Using give back box and giving your items new life. So give back box.com.
[00:38:31] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Love that. That's so smart.
[00:38:34] Chelsey Donn: Isn't that smart? It's like, why didn't 'I think of that? But it's great.
[00:38:38] Trey Gerrald: All right, well, we'll keep everyone updated and if you use it Queens, let us know. Give back box.com. Love it. Awesome. All right, well we did A' Queen. That's another round on the Argue A' Gurgling soda Pop RQ Ferris Wheel of Giving Back.
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[00:39:39] Chelsey Donn: On today's after show podcast, we are reading and reviewing A' three star review from amazon.com for good old Sanford, Mr. Sketch, watercolor markers, scented, assorted, set of 12.
[00:39:59] Trey Gerrald: Ooh, are those little smelly
[00:40:01] Chelsey Donn: remember those that they used to sniff all the time? 'I used to smell them in elementary school sketch.
[00:40:08] Trey Gerrald: Mr. Sketch, 'I can see him in my mind's
[00:40:10] Chelsey Donn: Yes. So to find out what made Trey say,
[00:40:16] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm. , did you ever speak Pig Latin And to find out what made ChelseyBD say
[00:40:22] Chelsey Donn: and don't, don't, don't use this as the preview. Okay.
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[00:40:35] Chelsey Donn: 'I, Daisy
[00:40:38] Trey Gerrald: Don't piddle yourself.
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[00:41:20] Chelsey Donn: you're A' Queen.
[00:41:22] Trey Gerrald: GenOn specific Mopsy, Popsie Queen. Bye.
[00:41:28] Chelsey Donn: Moy Popsi.
Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.
[00:41:48] Chelsey Donn: A'
[00:41:49] Trey Gerrald: popsi.
[00:41:50] Chelsey Donn: Moy Popsi.
[00:41:51] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD, are you peeing right now?
[00:41:55] Chelsey Donn: listen, it wouldn't be the first time. That's all I'll say about
[00:42:00] Trey Gerrald: Little Gurgles.
[00:42:02] Chelsey Donn: Oh my goodness.
[00:42:04] Trey Gerrald: Do you know that's from?
[00:42:05] Chelsey Donn: Little Gurgles.
[00:42:06] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.
[00:42:07] Chelsey Donn: No.
[00:42:08] Trey Gerrald: It's A'. Sonim lyric
[00:42:09] Chelsey Donn: Uh, from which show?
[00:42:12] Trey Gerrald: and 'I. Guess.
[00:42:13] Chelsey Donn: Mm, no.
[00:42:16] Trey Gerrald: Do you know what show has kids in it? That's Sonim. 'I. Guess A'. Lot of them
[00:42:21] Chelsey Donn: in the park with George. Does that Sunheim 'I don't know.
[00:42:23] Trey Gerrald: but into the woods.
[00:42:27] Chelsey Donn: yeah. Okay. Little Gurgles. Gurgle.
[00:42:31] Trey Gerrald: gurgles. Little gurgles everywhere. 'I look. 'I can see them.
[00:42:35] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Bye. 'I. Hilarious.
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