Transcript of the Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald Teaser Trailer: Your First Listen of What’s to Come! Episode for the differently abled and those who prefer to read.
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TREY: This week, I have a review from Goodreads
CHELSEY: This is from Rate My Professor
TREY: From Zocdoc to an OBGYN
CHELSEY: A One-Star-Review for Burger King
TREY: I found this on TripAdvisor
CHELSEY: An Amazon dog toy.
TREY: Welcome to Review That Review! The podcast dedicated to reviewing...
CHELSEY: Reviews! We’re just like Siskel & Ebert, only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
TREY: That’s Chelsey Donn
CHELSEY: and that’s Trey Gerrald
TREY: and together we’re...
ANNOUNCER: The Review Queens!
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CHELSEY: Join us as we dissect, discuss, and review some of the wildest reviews to hit the internet.
TREY: “Some people just do not know how to whisper. They just put the hush in their voice, but it is no more quiet than if they just talked normally.”
CHELSEY: “What the hell happened to Chuck-E-Cheese?!”
TREY: “I should have played mini golf. Pass!”
CHELSEY: And then we...
ANNOUNCER: Assess That Kvetch!
CHELSEY: And rate it on a scale of 1 to 5 crowns.
TREY: I don’t think this is valuable, I would, like, I would need to read 18,000 more reviews to find anything of substance, and so I’m giving this 1 crown.
CHELSEY: It would force me to do a little bit of recon, which I think is a good review. I would at least say, ‘you know what, gonna take a drive over there and take a sniff.’ For that, I feel like we gotta give Cory at least 4 stars.
TREY: This whole first paragraph is a run on sentence.
CHELSEY: There’s been a few grammar issues...
TREY: Yeah!
CHELSEY: ...we know we’re gonna give them a low grade on grammar.
CHELSEY: You could tell he wanted to be humorous and for the effort, not the execution necessarily, I’m gonna give it a 2.5.
TREY: You broke a crown in half?
CHELSEY: I did! I couldn’t, I just couldn’t give him the full 3.
TREY: To hear The Review Queens’s Final Scores, Follow and Subscribe, right now!
CHELSEY: Ugh, gosh, these crowns are heavy but someone’s gotta wear em, ya know?
TREY: ...We, we don't, actually have to wear them, it’s a podcast.
CHELSEY: Oh right, oh well, okay.
TREY: Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald premieres June 2021. Hit that Subscribe button right now!
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Baby it’s time to Review That Review!