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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 99: "Air Mattress"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 99: "Air Mattress"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello.

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hi there and hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:41] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:53] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:55] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:58] Trey Gerrald: And today for the 99th time, we're proving that when we come together, we are, in fact,

[00:01:04] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:08] Chelsey Donn: That's true

[00:01:09] Trey Gerrald: this is the last episode of Review That Review to be in double digits.

[00:01:14] Chelsey Donn: 'I know it's CR 'I cannot believe it. Inching closer and closer to that 100. Wow.

[00:01:19] Trey Gerrald: make sure you keep an ear out. For next week, we're gonna have A' very special 100th episode. But in the meantime, it's very important to ChelseyBD and 'I that we do A' Special

[00:01:29] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio.

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[00:01:48] Chelsey Donn: That's right. 'I Think 'I mean. That's probably not right,

[00:01:51] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Don't know.

[00:01:52] Chelsey Donn: either way, please, Donn.

[00:01:58] Trey Gerrald: How was your week? Uh,

[00:01:59] Chelsey Donn: my. Was A' good? No, I've been sick. Guys. It's like 'I can't 'I. 'I had like two weeks, 'I feel like of recording where 'I wasn't sick and now sick again.

[00:02:09] Trey Gerrald: oh my gosh.

[00:02:11] Chelsey Donn: Back to back to back. 'I was like, 'I was sick before then. 'I went and visited my family. Then 'I got sick again for my dad. 'I just 'I. Can't escape it.

I've been really upping the vitamin intake because something, something's gotta be up that I'm so ripe for catching like any infection. So 'I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna do my best to get through this with this little bit of congestion,

[00:02:36] Trey Gerrald: yeah. 'I. Hear it in the

[00:02:37] Chelsey Donn: we're just gonna hope that. You know, big gift for episode 100 will be A' little bit clearer.

[00:02:45] Trey Gerrald: What are the symptoms? 'I hear A', little congestion, but what's

[00:02:48] Chelsey Donn: There's just so much. It's so gross. 'I don't wanna even get into it, but it's just like A', like it's just, there's just so much happening. And 'I am, I'm excavating, but it's just 'I can't excavate fast enough.

[00:02:59] Trey Gerrald: Got it. That's A'. Good word.

[00:03:02] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, so that's what's happening over here. How have you been Trey? I've missed you, 'I. Truth be told, in real time, I've been so sick that 'I literally lost my voice.

And Trey and 'I haven't been able to record. So it's rare that Trey and 'I go this long without seeing each other. So it's so good to see you. Trey, I've missed you.

[00:03:19] Trey Gerrald: 'I miss you too. 'I feel the same way. It's like,

[00:03:21] Chelsey Donn: have you been?

[00:03:21] Trey Gerrald: here. I'm good. You know? Interesting. It's cuz it's like 'I feel like the. Over here on the East coast like we are fully, it's spring but it's like very hot. It's about to drop 20 degrees, but it is so beautiful and you know, common conversation cuz the easiest sort of easy chat is the weather.

But it really, it's been like, it only exactly, it only snowed once in the winter, which is crazy. And so everyone is like, it's gonna be A'

[00:03:52] Chelsey Donn: It's like hotter in New York right now than it is in la.

[00:03:55] Trey Gerrald: 'I saw A' graph that Yeah, it's like the opposite 'I guess global

[00:03:59] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. There you go.

[00:04:00] Trey Gerrald: But because of all of that, you know, 'I 'I this week has been really interesting for me because 'I actually discovered something that seems so silly, but I'm gonna break it down. So 'I have really discovered the beauty of A', nice, crisp apple as A' healthy snack.

[00:04:18] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Trey. 'I. Feel like probably like every other year, 'I rediscover the apple and every, I'm like, A', pink Lady, Fiji kind of girl. What about you?

[00:04:33] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so this is my whole Diat trap. So 'I, you know, 'I as 'I shared, I'm on this new, uh, like 'I wanna say like wellness routine. Cuz 'I 'I now have A' personal trainer. Yes. And 'I really love him. And he has like this whole approach that at first 'I was A' little like side-eye about, but I'm really starting to notice like he really knows what he is talking about.

[00:04:52] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean quickly. Like

[00:04:54] Trey Gerrald: he's just, he's from like the body building world and so his whole thing is not like, It's not like throw the ball on the ground. It's like targeting A', its specific muscles and

[00:05:04] Chelsey Donn: cool. 'I. Love that.

[00:05:05] Trey Gerrald: the muscle. And he just ha, 'I just really am digging him cuz he's Korean and he is from Korea and he moved to America in his for college.

So he just, his whole thing is like, the key to anything in life is small portions. Like, it doesn't matter how many crunches you do and 'I, it's like so trendy to say like, uh, you can't out train your diet. But his whole thing is like just small portions

[00:05:31] Chelsey Donn: Right, like, don't like cut everything outta your diet that you like because that's not sustainable. But like be mindful of how much

[00:05:38] Trey Gerrald: Small portion. It's like he, he probably says it to me like probably 25 times in the hour that we're together. It's like small portions, so like

[00:05:46] Chelsey Donn: I'm A'. Big fan of small plates, like when 'I was trying to really be good about the small portions. 'I was 'I bought A', bunch of cute small plates that 'I loved, and then 'I was just using that for my food and then, 'I was like, didn't feel A' prime. Cuz there's something about having A' big plate with A' little bit of food on it that you're just like, you feel sorry for yourself.

But when you have A' smaller plate and it can still be full, it's psychologically 'I. Don't know it helps.

[00:06:13] Trey Gerrald: But it is challenging cuz in this, um, transition period of like getting the stomach to shrink back down because 'I am someone that after like working A', double 'I would go to Wendy's and 'I would get A', large sized combo. 'I would get an extra small fry because it, the large wasn't sufficient enough of

[00:06:32] Chelsey Donn: Or you could just go, great biggie Fry 'I. Don't know if they're still doing that.

[00:06:35] Trey Gerrald: 'I think not 'I think after A' supersize me. And then 'I would also get A' large chocolate, frosty. And sometimes if they asked, would you like to add A' A' cookie for A', dollar? 'I would say, sure. So like that's, so I'm in the process of like shrinking the stomach, which is hard, right?

[00:06:51] Chelsey Donn: and also just habitually 'I get that cuz 'I also get home from work super late. And it's like 'I didn't really eat enough during the day and like 'I was running around. So now 'I feel like I've earned this meal, but it's late at night, nothing is open. What am 'I supposed to do at this point?

[00:07:05] Trey Gerrald: Exactly and the earning, like that's really my mental place. Like 'I, 'I really sooth with food.

[00:07:12] Chelsey Donn: same.

[00:07:13] Trey Gerrald: So the whole like small portion of things has been great. Anyway, so I've been trying to cut out empty eating. So anyway, but 'I love Apples and Granny Smith. To answer your question, granny Smith is generally my go-to.

[00:07:24] Chelsey Donn: Wow. You're A' Granny Smith guy, not A'. It's A'.

[00:07:27] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Love the Sour and the Tart. But

[00:07:30] Chelsey Donn: that? Okay?

[00:07:31] Trey Gerrald: 'I discovered because we were creating the hero set for A' Passover. And obviously that's not gonna be A' sour apple. It's going to be 'I Believe. 'I 'I. Guess it was Fiji or maybe it was Red Delicious 'I. Don't actually know. But we had A' Bunch left over and 'I realized in our kitchen, this is such A' long story, we ha like 'I purchased in ChelseyBD.

'I. Remember it's like A' little tube that you, it's like the. Pit remover.

[00:07:54] Chelsey Donn: It's like A' core and you, and then it like slices it an apple slicer.

[00:07:58] Trey Gerrald: no, it's not the circle, it's literally just the wand. So you stick it through and it takes the whole pit out of the apple. So then you have this little

[00:08:07] Chelsey Donn: you could still have the satisfying, like I'm biting into an apple, but

[00:08:11] Trey Gerrald: Okay, but wait.

[00:08:12] Chelsey Donn: A' core.

[00:08:13] Trey Gerrald: Okay. But that's the thing is like 'I realized, because we were making the hero.

[00:08:18] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:08:18] Trey Gerrald: 'I actually part of this discovery of loving Apple is 'I don't like biting it because then you have to like bite around and it gets sweat and 'I actually want it to be like six or eight slices. But when 'I do this pit remover, then 'I don't have to worry about.

Anyway. 'I, this is A', long diat Trab. 'I went to the grocery store and 'I 'I bought Granny Smith's. But in eating the Red Delicious 'I was like, Ooh, there 'I like that. This is like A' little honey tasting, A' little sweet on its own. So 'I got some of the Fiji as well, so I'm

[00:08:52] Chelsey Donn: Gotta do A',

[00:08:53] Trey Gerrald: them. But what's amazing is like 'I am able to eat an apple and feel totally satiated by the end, and it's like, it's very filling.

So that's really what my week has been about is like this epiphany of like, like 'I. 'I don't feel like I'm doing anything. I'm just like eating the apple. It's not like carby. Yes. It's very satisfying. And this way of present presentation, like it 'I feel like it lasts longer when 'I cut it into the slices.

[00:09:22] Chelsey Donn: Right.

[00:09:23] Trey Gerrald: And of course now both fucking dogs come and sit and they want A' little bit. So,

[00:09:27] Chelsey Donn: A' shareable Treat.

[00:09:29] Trey Gerrald: so now 'I end up eating less of the apple.

[00:09:31] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:09:32] Trey Gerrald: Anyway, that's my long story. I've discovered apples and I'm, I'm just pointing it out because 'I think that I've realized like, oh, like you can reinvent the way something exists and it really change.

It's just habit. It's all habit forming and like habit breaking. So it's like, oh. 'I don't feel like I'm like being health, like I'm being forced to be healthy. It's like 'I really crave the apple now, and 'I can make it an extended period of eating, but it's still A' small portion and it's satisfying. So

[00:10:03] Chelsey Donn: Love that for you. Yay.

[00:10:06] Trey Gerrald: Look at us talking about apples for

[00:10:08] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Totally. But like it's funny cuz 'I just understand that feeling, cuz it's happened to me like every few, every couple years where I'm just like, The apple. Why don't 'I do this more often? It's so filling and it is delicious, and you just, you're not thinking about that kind of thing.

When you are doing like the Wendy's and the whatever, you gotta like cut that out to be able to appreciate real food.

[00:10:28] Trey Gerrald: That's A' really great point. That is A' really great point. Yeah.

[00:10:31] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Anyway, 'I love that. So positive here for episode 99. So many good kernels of wisdom, but also I'm sure so many like suppressed complaints that that we've been sitting on for the past couple weeks.

'I know. 'I got one that I'm like really ready to jump into if that's okay.

[00:10:53] Trey Gerrald: Let's do it,

[00:10:54] Chelsey Donn: to.

[00:10:55] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD. Tell me what is it that you would like to

[00:10:57] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A', Complaint.

[00:10:58] Trey Gerrald: about today?

[00:10:59] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Trey. Okay, so 'I haven't been feeling great. 'I haven't really gone grocery shopping, so I've needed to order delivery like you do. And 'I also because, 'I was sick and 'I missed work, and then 'I was home. 'I really like needed to get back into the routine, so you know that I'm not usually A' coffee drinker.

However, when 'I really need A', little extra pop in my step, I'm like, I'm gonna get A' coffee,

[00:11:26] Trey Gerrald: What is your, what is your order, by the way?

[00:11:28] Chelsey Donn: iced coffee with like just milk, no sugar

[00:11:32] Trey Gerrald: What kind of milk?

[00:11:33] Chelsey Donn: oat milk. Okay. Anyway, so the person delivers it and. They put the coffee in the paper bag with the food, and 'I didn't realize at the time that 'I grabbed the bag what was going on, and 'I walked to my staircase and 'I got to like the fourth stair, and the entire bottom of the bag collapsed out

[00:12:03] Trey Gerrald: Oh God.

[00:12:04] Chelsey Donn: and the coffee exploded.

[00:12:07] Trey Gerrald: Oh.

[00:12:08] Chelsey Donn: So then the coffee submerged all the food

[00:12:12] Trey Gerrald: Uh,

[00:12:13] Chelsey Donn: uhhuh and also submerged all the the carpeted steps.

[00:12:20] Trey Gerrald: gonna ask 'I, don't remember. Are your, are your steps carpeted? Oh God. What color is the carpet?

[00:12:26] Chelsey Donn: Beige. Beige, okay. So the steps, and also 'I had A' wrap completely imploded within itself. So the wrap is vomiting down the stairs in addition to the coffee mess. And 'I am sick. And the whole purpose of ordering the coffee and ordering the food was so that.

Expedite my, like sitting down at the computer and getting some work done. And now 'I am in like at least A' 35 minute holding pattern. And like also 'I was started cleaning up the food before 'I took pictures of the mess. Cuz 'I was like, obviously 'I need to get my money back from, from Uber. It's like, that needs to happen.

So then 'I needed to like restage some of the falling so that 'I could have like A' photo that captured. To justify being like, and give me all my money back. So anyway, so 'I,

[00:13:21] Trey Gerrald: you're art

[00:13:21] Chelsey Donn: to, yeah, now I'm art directing. Okay. The staircase. So 'I, do all that, clean it up, sweep it like this. Involved A' Broom.

This involved A' mop. This involved resolve, like not just like one round of resolve, but

[00:13:36] Trey Gerrald: know A' lot.

[00:13:38] Chelsey Donn: elements of resolve 'I mean, truth be told in like cleaning products alone, they should have given me way more than A' refund, but like, what the hell, what genius? At the delivery thing and also you could see in the picture and it's still there.

'I haven't mopped outside. There's like an entire trail of coffee tripling towards my front door, like from the outside steps. So clearly beyond the fact that whoever at the restaurant like made A' fatal flaw here. Also like the person that was delivering it, like couldn't, they at least have given me A' heads up.

Like, so sorry. You're gonna have to process A' refund because like all of your stuff is gonna be covered in coffee and 'I don't want you to like bring this up into your house. And you know, 'I would've been annoyed after waiting for the food, but less annoyed than having to do this entire cleanup. So the past passes in the past, but like, oh my God, it was such A', like Complaint.

Worthy moment, 'I. Still can't get over it. 'I still can't get over it.

[00:14:38] Trey Gerrald: 'I have like four follow up questions. Okay. First of all, are, so who put it in? Are we sure that it was the restaurant or was it the driver trying to consolidate bags?

[00:14:50] Chelsey Donn: 'I. You know what? 'I can't be 1000% sure. However, 'I wanna say it was the restaurant because. The bag was A' stapled shot. So unless the process is like the delivery person goes, puts the stuff in and then says, can you staple the bag shot? Then 'I would think it's the restaurant. The delivery person's fault was not alerting me cuz clearly it was already dripping.

So they could have like, let me know at least that it was dripping so that 'I would've

[00:15:17] Trey Gerrald: Well, one would venture to guess that it wasn't dripping when it was put into the bag and stapled. So it was probably in the process of receiving the bag and schlepping it and moving it,

[00:15:26] Chelsey Donn: so moving in the car and

[00:15:28] Trey Gerrald: was it an iced coffee?

[00:15:30] Chelsey Donn: Yes,

[00:15:31] Trey Gerrald: Okay. Was there any tape over the straw hole?

[00:15:34] Chelsey Donn: there was.

[00:15:36] Trey Gerrald: Oh, did the tape go over the lid to the actual cup, or it was just over

[00:15:41] Chelsey Donn: No, it was just over the straw hall. And here's another thing, the delivery guy, his rating was gold. And I'm used to having my like platinum, like delivery divas. And so when 'I saw gold, 'I was like, Hmm, 'I. Wonder why we're gold? And then like this happened. So sometimes it does make you wonder like 'I 'I, listen, the platinum people, 'I will say anytime 'I get someone that's platinum or diamond, they, they are like very mindful about the way that they are delivering.

And 'I think. 'I 'I get that. It's A' hard job. 'I did it for like literally two days. So I'm not shitting on the people that do it. It's like really A' lot more difficult than it seems like just even finding parking to like pick up the food. Like it is not an easy job. So 'I won't say that, but 'I do think that there are some people that are way more mindful about like, 'I wanna make sure that I'm being delicate and 'I just throwing it around.

Cuz you never know what's in the bag. If it is staple shut, you

[00:16:36] Trey Gerrald: Wait, last question. 'I don't know anything about Uber Eats. I've never used Uber Eats. So 'I don't know about those tiers, but that 'I like that, they do that. So last question, did Uber Eats refund you? Okay,

[00:16:47] Chelsey Donn: They even refunded the tip. They did make it right. Uber Eats, they did make it right in the end, but like luckily the carpeting is A'. Little old and 'I think my landlord like wants to replace it Anyway, so that was like A' little bit helpful.

But in an ideal world, 'I would, I'm gonna buy some more resolve and like, go over it one more time because the coffee, like it stains even when there's oat milk in it.

[00:17:09] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm. 'I hear that and as someone who is A', huge delivery person and also A', huge consumer of coffee 'I have been in this situation, not with the carpet and the spill, but it is very perplexing when they put it in those paper

[00:17:26] Chelsey Donn: Why? Why would you do that?

[00:17:28] Trey Gerrald: 'I, 'I, hear it. That's A'. Very good. Complaint,

[00:17:31] Chelsey Donn: Thank you. 'I mean. It

[00:17:33] Trey Gerrald: I'm sorry about your stairs.

[00:17:34] Chelsey Donn: you very much.

[00:17:36] Trey Gerrald: So there's like A' whole next level of complaining why, who came up with beige carpeting and why did that become the standard? It's like beige is gonna get dirty no matter

[00:17:45] Chelsey Donn: 'I know. Anyway, Trey, it's now your turn because who? 'I 'I do feel better. Thank you for letting me talk about that because it's been weighing on me and 'I wanna give you that same opportunity. So what do you wanna complain about Trey?

[00:18:00] Trey Gerrald: 'I really want to Lodge A Complaint against cultural gestures that have become outdated and make me look old. I'm talking mainly about this, how if you're gonna A' gesture that you're on the phone, how do you do that with your hand 'I? Thumb. Thumb and the

[00:18:17] Chelsey Donn: and the Pinky.

[00:18:18] Trey Gerrald: But you know what these young kids do? Yeah. Cuz they're used to cell phones. They just have like A' cup also roll the window up in the.

[00:18:26] Chelsey Donn: yeah.

[00:18:27] Trey Gerrald: Because if you just point down, no one

[00:18:29] Chelsey Donn: how do you feel? Because you've waited tables. How do you feel about this?

[00:18:34] Trey Gerrald: Oh, like A',

[00:18:34] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, like A' check mark, like making A' check mark for A' check.

[00:18:38] Trey Gerrald: Well, um,

[00:18:39] Chelsey Donn: obnoxious?

[00:18:40] Trey Gerrald: no. 'I mean 'I. 'I. Don't know.

[00:18:42] Chelsey Donn: done with like A' smile and you're just like, we're, we're kiking, but like we gotta go like check.

[00:18:47] Trey Gerrald: know, in my opinion, 'I would say if you are an individual that's going to gesture with your arm extended in the air to someone far, far away, that's probably not the most annoying thing that you have done in that interaction.

[00:19:03] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:19:03] Trey Gerrald: also because I'm so type A', the times that 'I have been A' server, I'm already on it.

So like the times that anyone has gestured at me across the re. Like is because like an emergency is hap or something has happened, but yes, check 'I mean that is A' thing. What are some other 'I just hate it Because it instantly makes me feel, not ne, not just old, but it makes me feel like out of it or like, like I'm never gonna do the cupping for the phone.

Like 'I. I'm always gonna do the pinky and the thumb. But like, it just bothers me that like it's an instant indicator

[00:19:36] Chelsey Donn: of your age. If you're like doing Yeah. 'I

[00:19:40] Trey Gerrald: And then 'I also instantly go into this whole thought about like the young people and how they'll never know. And even 'I was thinking like verbiage similar. Like it's like, oh, 'I have to tape that.

[00:19:52] Chelsey Donn: Oh

[00:19:52] Trey Gerrald: back in the day we had cassette tapes and tapes, VHS

[00:19:57] Chelsey Donn: someone say that didn't ha, would they still say 'I have to hate that, or would they say 'I have to record that?

[00:20:01] Trey Gerrald: have to record. 'I, have to DVR it. But remember we used to say 'I have to TiVo it,

[00:20:05] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. TiVo. Yes. And if you were A' TiVo person, you were like ahead of the curve On the dvr?

[00:20:13] Trey Gerrald: but, but this is also something very weird mix tape 'I. Remember in the original production of Avenue Q

[00:20:22] Chelsey Donn: Oh yeah. The song mixtape.

[00:20:24] Trey Gerrald: A' mix tape

[00:20:25] Chelsey Donn: Oh, did they change it?

[00:20:26] Trey Gerrald: A' Mix cd.

[00:20:27] Chelsey Donn: Stop it.

[00:20:28] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I mean it's closed off Broadway now, but.

[00:20:31] Chelsey Donn: might as well be like 'I made A' playlist.

[00:20:33] Trey Gerrald: Right now it's A' playlist. That's what it is now. 'I. Wow, that's so weird. Anyway, listeners, if you can think of more things that have not aged or have age separation call in cuz 'I know there's more

[00:20:47] Chelsey Donn: All 'I know is that 'I was taking A' picture of my client's daughter. She was like wearing the same outfit as her cousin. And so she gave me A' phone and 'I put it in like portrait mode and like got A' close up to like get the full like outfit next to outfit. And she saw it and like died laughing at me like.

Portrait mode. Like, are you kidding? Like portrait mode is chewy now

everything needs to be done in like 0.5. It's not so like selfie all about me, but like you were wearing the same outfit, like wasn't that the point of the photo? But

[00:21:20] Trey Gerrald: But taking A' picture is also something too, cuz 'I would probably do like click, click,

[00:21:25] Chelsey Donn: Oh yeah. That's

[00:21:26] Trey Gerrald: But 'I wonder if millennials would say, click. Click with their thumb, like you're doing it on A' phone.

[00:21:31] Chelsey Donn: You're right. Yeah. You can't be like, say cheese, click. Yeah.

[00:21:35] Trey Gerrald: right, well that's my Complaint.

[00:21:37] Chelsey Donn: Now that we've complained, 'I feel like it is officially A' time for us to Lodge into some online reviews, what do you think? Trey.

[00:21:44] Trey Gerrald: Let's do it. I've got an interesting one today. 'I.

[00:21:46] Chelsey Donn: wait.

[00:21:49] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.

[00:21:53] Chelsey Donn: As you know, we are your trustee. Review Queen. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:21:59] Trey Gerrald: We read you A' review, we break it down and then we rate the impact of the review on A' scale from zero to five crowns. Sometimes we'll have A' 0.5. We've never done A' 5.5.

[00:22:10] Chelsey Donn: You're

[00:22:11] Trey Gerrald: We've never done that

[00:22:12] Chelsey Donn: don't know if that

[00:22:12] Trey Gerrald: well, maybe in the next 100 it, this is A' very regal process that we like to call.

[00:22:18] VOICEOVER: Assess, That, Kvetch.

[00:22:20] Chelsey Donn: right. And Trey, it is your turn today. So what have you brought in for us?

[00:22:24] Trey Gerrald: Today I'm gonna share with you this two star Amazon review written by A' user named one word Doc Daddy.

[00:22:34] Chelsey Donn: Doc. Daddy. Like Doc Martin, but Doc Daddy.

[00:22:39] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. And 'I just want you to know that the only D that's capitalized is the first one in dock. All the other Ds are lowercase.

[00:22:45] Chelsey Donn: Daddy, lowercase. Okay,

[00:22:47] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm. And then this is actually for sound asleep Dream Series Air Mattress with comfort coil technology and internal built-in high capacity pump King size.

[00:23:05] Chelsey Donn: High capacity.

[00:23:07] VOICEOVER: It's super coloristic.

[00:23:10] Trey Gerrald: All right.

[00:23:11] Chelsey Donn: have so much trouble with air matches 'I. So super curious to hear what Daddy has to say. Daddy?

[00:23:18] Trey Gerrald: so here we go. This is for an air mattress. This is Doc Daddy's two-star verified purchase review. Subject is A' love slash hate relationship with this mattress. First the good. We've got to sleep on an air mattress, parentheses, my wife and 'I for A'. Few months due to A' cross-country move and delay in our stuff being delivered to our new house.

We've tried some others. Parentheses, we really need A' King and they can be hard to find in A' Good air Mattress. But this one is by caps, far the most comfortable we've ever been on all caps. In fact, we put A' Tempur-Pedic, three inch topper on it, and we've discovered as we shop for A' new King mattress.

It is more comfortable than 95% of the high end mattresses. We try out and as comfortable as the $3,600 Tempur-Pedic mattresses and no sags can develop just top off the air. And we both have back issues. And my wife has hip issues and she is caps really picky about mattress. We ask ourselves why spend so much on A' High-end Mattress when this is as comfortable parentheses with A' Tempur-Pedic topper, or more comfortable than just about any mattress we've had in our 40 year marriage.

So why is this not A' five star rating? And why don't we use this as our permanent mattress? First, this is the fourth one of these I've purchased since February, sorry, third purchased, because the last one had A' leak when it arrived, and the company replaced it with no questions asked parentheses, so kudos to them.

But each one has developed A' leak in A' relatively short period of time. Even though we are caps, very careful with them. Second, even though these are called A' King Mattress, the size is non-standard A'. Standard King is 80 long by 76, wide parenthesis A', California King is 84 by 72. This is 82 by 70.

Thus it will not fit on A' King Bed. The topper doesn't really fit well, et cetera. 'I get that it isn't intended to be used as A' permanent bed, but it could be A' cap's Great guest mattress, if you could fit it on A' King sized bed, but you can. No idea why they decided to make it an odd size because this really would be A' great guest mattress.

If they could make the King A' standard size I'd rate this A' three. If it didn't leak, parentheses, just my experience, but that's all 'I can base this on, and it was A' standard size. This would be rated A' five with exclamation points.

[00:26:44] Chelsey Donn: Very interesting. All right,

[00:26:46] Trey Gerrald: Right. Weird

[00:26:48] Chelsey Donn: very weird cuz here's the thing with me is like, isn't the leak the non-negotiable?

[00:26:55] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean well.

[00:26:56] Chelsey Donn: If it leaks, that's it. Like that's the 'I mean and 'I get that. There's really no perfect air mattress and 'I think, it sounds like 'I did A' similar thing to doc daddy, like 'I had A' really fancy air mattress, like one of those.

Robotic ones that like lifts up and is like tall and it was super expensive 'I. Think it was like from Wayfair or something like that. And 'I left it out for A' really long time cuz 'I had A' guest come. And then 'I was just sort of enjoying having an extra bed to like fold laundry or whatever. So 'I left it out and 'I feel like 'I just left it out too long.

And eventually it was like, it did eventually leak and it was A' real shame. And 'I felt like, yeah, maybe 'I 'I abused, 'I overused. This mattress. So 'I think it's interesting because doc daddy did say that like, 'I get that this isn't supposed to be used for that long. 'I do sort of feel that way. Like this is meant to be used maybe like A' month tops.

And it's be, it's meant to be like, Deflated and put away to be kept safe. And if it's out, there's just like more likelihood that you sit on the bed with your keys in your pocket or something is gonna happen to make this leak. That being said, it just, it seems crazy to me that doc daddy like repurchase this three times.

So like what do we think the timeframe was that we're using this mattress?

[00:28:24] Trey Gerrald: Right. So all of this I'm so on board with, so 'I did wanna state, cuz they say it's the fourth slash third purchase since February, and this was written in July. But they, they don't give us, it just has A' few months. They have to sleep on one for A' few months, so,

[00:28:42] Chelsey Donn: that's five months, so we're talking four different mattresses regardless of we paid for three but four different mattresses in five months. So that is giving A' little bit above A' month shelf life of continuous use. 'I. Don't think it's A'. Great idea. 'I. 'I was actually really surprised when they mentioned.

Putting an air mattress on A' bed frame, 'I also wouldn't think to do that. 'I would think that that would definitely lead to A' leak because if you think about it, like A' bed frame is like, Yeah, and slats, it's like wood. Just that leading to A' leak seems very common. So I'm having A'. Little bit of trouble 'I.

Guess ascertaining. How much of this is like doc daddy and wife's user error and how much of this is, you know, we just, it's impossible to find A' air mattress that is not eventually gonna leak. 'I. Do think it's super interesting to, how much was this air mattress?

[00:29:41] Trey Gerrald: So the king size, so of course it, it's on A' deal at the moment, but the list price is $224. The deal is 41% off, so it's A' hundred and $31 for this king size.

[00:29:56] Chelsey Donn: that's what 'I was about to say. So like when you're getting A' King size, you're talking about like at least like A' $200 investment, at least, let's say A' hundred $50, whatever it is. That's A' lot of money to spend like. At that rate, at the price. If it's 2 46 'I mean just buy A' regular mattress at that point, right?

'I mean like it's one thing if you're saying 'I had it A' month it leaked. A' company replaced it. 'I had another month, it leaked, A' company replaced it. But if you're telling me, doc Daddy, that you purchased $600 ish, maybe more worth of air mattress. Isn't that A'? Little nutty.

[00:30:36] Trey Gerrald: Especially since they mentioned that they have this Tempur-Pedic topper. So like why don't you just buy A' $600 mattress from Mattress Firm.

[00:30:44] Chelsey Donn: 'I. If you're just waiting for your like amazing mattress to be delivered or something, why wouldn't you just get A' cheap regular mattress and put your Tempur-Pedic and then you don't have to worry about the leaking?

[00:30:56] Trey Gerrald: Right. Well that brings up A' really great question here because they, they mentioned that they've priced out like the really good Tempur-Pedics or A' 3,600 'I, it seems like, are they look in the market for A' different mattress. Because 'I cuz 'I guess they're waiting for the stuff to arrive. But does that include A' mattress?

Like 'I am confused in the narrative about are they trying to find the sufficient replacement for life or just for these few months and that it is

[00:31:23] Chelsey Donn: A' few months, but still, even if you're like, we have A' guest room, and then we would put it on the guest room. Then it's like, well then get A' mattress now and put it on the guest room later. It just, something's not adding up.

[00:31:35] Trey Gerrald: And you know, so when 'I was like, oh, let me find A' review of an air mattress, cause 'I bet we're gonna have really funny ones. But 'I was really struck by this because. 'I mean when 'I think of an air mattress like 'I. 'I do think of them deflating throughout the night, whether that's A' leak or whatever.

But to your first question here was, is this A' deal breaker? And eight people have found this helpful, but to me, 'I would think, okay, if this is super comfortable and it lasts, and then 'I got this leak, 'I could understand buying A' second.

[00:32:07] Chelsey Donn: Right.

[00:32:08] Trey Gerrald: But then 'I, think if it happened again. 'I understand the dilemma of like, but then also we're bringing up this point

[00:32:16] Chelsey Donn: at that point. Cut your losses

[00:32:18] Trey Gerrald: something that it's not designed to be for?

So then,

[00:32:21] Chelsey Donn: and just buy A' mattress 'I. Don't know something's weird.

[00:32:24] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I do wanna mention here there are some quirky spelling, grammar stuff throughout that 'I just wanna mention and it's really formatting. So they say first the good and we get the whole preamble about their family, the waiting, all of that. Okay. Then they say, so why is this not A' five star rating?

And they say First and they do A' Dash. It's saying like, this is the purchase history. Then they say Second with A' colon.

[00:32:49] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Inconsistent.

[00:32:51] Trey Gerrald: 'I found that A' little inconsistent. Also, they begin it by saying first the good. So, but then they like do

[00:32:57] Chelsey Donn: them, you expect them to say, now the bad or second the bad, or,

[00:33:01] Trey Gerrald: Well, it's just interesting that it's first the good preamble.

Then they go, okay, first, like, we've already had A' first, so, so that seems A' little off, but 'I mean 'I. Don't know how much that's really gonna weigh on me, but.

[00:33:12] Chelsey Donn: Something that 'I found interesting that like just bringing my own bias to the situation slash intrigue is when 'I think of an air mattress, 'I, really think of like younger folk not to be like that. And 'I think it's sort of fascinating and interesting that if they've been married for 40 years, this couple's gotta be at least in their sixties.

So like, almost like kudos to them for

[00:33:37] Trey Gerrald: 'I thought of that too, especially when he mentions that there's hip and back issues like that also makes me think that they're not gonna be 20 year olds.

[00:33:47] Chelsey Donn: exactly. I'm in my thirties and 'I can't! sleep on A' air mattress, so

[00:33:52] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's what keeps coming up for me because they keep saying it's A' two-star review, but it seems to me like if they keep leaking then it should be A' negative review. Like it should like purchase something else.

[00:34:03] Chelsey Donn: I'm like, well, what else? Like what really matters at the end of the day with an air mattress? Other than Does it leak? Does it not leak?

[00:34:12] Trey Gerrald: Also, don't you remember like little inner tubes like, and like inflatable pools. Like do air mattresses come with those little plastic sticker? Yeah. Do those work? 'I don't know.

[00:34:23] Chelsey Donn: I've used them before. They do work. The

[00:34:26] Trey Gerrald: But would they work for life or would they work to inflate it? A' couple of more times for like A' night or two.

[00:34:32] Chelsey Donn: They can work for life. Like I've had ones that I've added to mine that work. But the, the problem with it is that like you really need to locate exactly where the leak is. You Yeah. Like you

[00:34:44] Trey Gerrald: and what if it's in one of the little seams, then you probably can't cover

[00:34:48] Chelsey Donn: Mine was in A' seam and like 'I did cover it. But like, have 'I used that air mattress really since I've covered it up?

No, 'I haven't, because 'I just feel like 'I, like 'I don't trust it.

[00:35:01] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I wanna also point out here something that feels like incongruent is we're talking about, they say twice like th this could be A' great guest mattress, but then they say the comfort 'I think probably goes to the topper. So you would probably feel that on any other air mattress. Then it keeps leaking.

Right? And then we have this whole final point about the non-standard sizing, God, that is frustrat.

[00:35:26] Chelsey Donn: is, 'I was gonna say, we gotta talk about the non-standard

[00:35:29] Trey Gerrald: That's A' Complaint. That's A' Logic

[00:35:31] Chelsey Donn: A' Complaint. That is A' Logic Complaint. And the thing is, it's funny because 'I thought this is where they were gonna go with it and they didn't. So they went with the like frame, which 'I don't think is an issue for most people getting an air mattress.

Cause 'I don't think most people getting an air mattress are putting it on A' frame. However, sheets betting, that's what 'I was thinking.

[00:35:50] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. That's what 'I was thinking

[00:35:51] Chelsey Donn: Can 'I knock? Like 'I was surprised they didn't bring it up. Like can 'I not get A' King sheets on this? Do 'I need to get A' California King like

[00:35:58] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Wonder if the company, cuz we're talking all of the inconsistencies here. It's, um, A', standard King is 80 inches long, right? This is 82. The California king is 84, and then the width is, this is 76. The California king is 72, but this one's 70. Like it's really off. So 'I wonder if the company sells sheets, but like 'I don't want A' wrinkled sheet that's so maddening.

And 'I get that. They have those products where you can clip them underneath the mattress, which might actually be easier on an air mattress than A' Standard Mattress. But like all of these negatives, this like this is almost A' deal breaker to me.

[00:36:34] Chelsey Donn: 'I know. It makes me wonder usually, you know, Trey with the negative refuse 'I love A' compliment sandwich. So 'I would say like, queenly move, giving it A' two star, but still starting with A' positive. But it really makes me wonder, other than like the point at the end with if it didn't leak, it would be this, if it, if it, you.

[00:36:53] Trey Gerrald: It's the right size.

[00:36:54] Chelsey Donn: Was the right size almost. Why did we go two stars? Not one star here. 'I 'I. Guess I've never thought about, oh, I'm gonna buy the same air mattress again. That didn't work like 'I. Just find that like baffling. I'm not really hearing enough positive things. Like you said, 'I feel like the positive things were attributing to the beginning experience prior to the leak is really the topper, not the.

Mattress itself, so I'm just wondering why, like what is it about this air mattress that is so good that made you feel like, well, 'I need to buy it again and again and again?

[00:37:31] Trey Gerrald: Right. I'm really stuck on that too because it really does occur to me that it's probably this topper

[00:37:37] Chelsey Donn: right.

[00:37:38] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean. I'm really having A' hard time imagining any other scenario. So let me see if 'I can try to pull that bias off. But, but they put it in, they talk A' specifically about the Tempur-Pedic three inch mattress.

'I mean. 'I. Just 'I. Don't know humor. Is there any humor here? No.

[00:37:55] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Don't think that there's intentional humor here. 'I. Think it's like sort of funny and interesting, but 'I don't. 'I don't really think it's funny. Haha.

[00:38:04] Trey Gerrald: But 'I really find them to be very truthful. 'I don't think they're

[00:38:08] Chelsey Donn: 'I di 'I. Do think

[00:38:09] Trey Gerrald: overly non-hard.

[00:38:10] Chelsey Donn: here? 'I. Guess my question then at the end of the day is yes, they're truthful. Yes, 'I buy it is this common fluke that's like where 'I think 'I am. You know, hesitating on The value of this review overall is that, would most people encounter this? Situation of A' leak and be like, I'm gonna order it again.

Or would most people get to the first leak and be like, I'm gonna look elsewhere. That being said, 'I. 'I do agree it is hard to find A', good air mattress 'I. Just wish there was like A' little bit more information about why we really wanted to stick it out with this one.

[00:38:47] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, this is reminding me of 'I Forget which versus episode where it was like very clear, like one reviewer is easily annoyed and the other one is A'. Little overly, um, letting it go. 'I think that was the, the resort or something.

[00:39:02] Chelsey Donn: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it was. Yeah, you're right. It was the, the, uh, sandals

[00:39:05] Trey Gerrald: because 'I, I'm wondering if maybe Doc Daddy is displacing inappropriately their ease and trying to be A' Pollyanna.

But 'I, hear you 'I. Think there's two issues here around common or fluke because 'I don't know the commonality of like repurchasing the same thing when with this defect keeps showing up. Also, 'I don't know the commonality around using an air mattress as your every single day for the perpetuity mattress as well.

[00:39:31] Chelsey Donn: is this user error? Is this 'I? Think 'I would have to read on is the point. At the end of the day, 'I would need to like compare, but 'I will say that 'I like, really like that Doc Daddy didn't, it wasn't just. 'I What? 'I Where? A'. Male. Male, male. Karens, Ken wasn't just like A'.

can't! about it. Just like complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining,

[00:39:54] Trey Gerrald: and they really came with research here. They tell us the standard size of A' King, A' standard, California king, and then what this

[00:40:00] Chelsey Donn: And they bring up good things. Like for me, what 'I really loved was when they talked about like the hip pain and the back pain because for like 'I have back issues. So that's like A' number one thing that 'I would look for is if somebody in the review was like It's 'I have back pain and 'I didn't have A' bad back from it, 'I would be like, oh my God.

Amazing. Like that's Queenly good information. Anything else that we should be considering for Talk Daddy, before we hop into A' Crown?

[00:40:28] Trey Gerrald: I'm just really split here between. 'I because 'I do also think it's very queenly of them to acknowledge 'I, get that this is not the intended use, but it could be so great. Like 'I, that's also very queenly

[00:40:41] Chelsey Donn: Agree.

[00:40:42] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Just I'm try. Okay. If we're to crown this review, it's tough. It's,

[00:40:50] Chelsey Donn: it is. It is definitely tough. But 'I think 'I f 'I feel like 'I can do it.

[00:40:55] Trey Gerrald: All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

[00:41:06] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating. A', Total, Score.

[00:41:15] Trey Gerrald: I'm so conflicted.

[00:41:16] Chelsey Donn: You got this. I'm

[00:41:18] Trey Gerrald: know what to do. I'm scared to look up cuz 'I,

[00:41:22] Chelsey Donn: I'm not lifting until you look up. I'm waiting cuz. 'I already picked mine. Let's you got this. Try just go with your.

[00:41:29] Trey Gerrald: All right. Here we go.

[00:41:30] Chelsey Donn: Okay, ready. Oh my goodness. Very interesting. So I'm holding up three crowns. Trey, shockingly for me is holding up four and A' half, but we'll get into that. 'I went with three just because like 'I said, 'I am left with A'.

Little bit of is this A' specific set of circumstances to. Doc Daddy could 'I stop here and not continue to read any other reviews. Feeling like I've gotten all the information that 'I need. 'I really don't feel like 'I could. That being said, 'I like Doc Daddy. There's something about them that 'I like 'I.

Find them earnest 'I. Find them truthful. 'I think they really owned up to everything, right? Even like maybe this isn't A' traditional way to use an air mattress. 'I don't think that they were hiding behind anything and 'I appreciated that. So that's where my three crowns are coming from. But 'I had to take off just A' couple crowns because 'I don't know that this is the common experience.

And 'I don't know that 'I trust A' hundred percent of the proper usage of the item. So that was why 'I went with three. But I'm curious to hear why you went with four and A' half tray.

[00:42:37] Trey Gerrald: I'm just really conflicted here because A' 'I wish that there were pictures. 'I don't know why. 'I just want A'. Few pictures. 'I think the impact for me is 'I, even if this is not the intended, uh, usage. 'I. If 'I was here to buy it, 'I would gather, okay, 'I think 'I may not buy this 'I. Think 'I don't want to buy something that I'm hearing.

Many of them are leaking, but 'I don't know. 'I. 'I am so conflicted because 'I think it's such an odd R. Like it's so 'I really was hoping to find very comical, funny, like the inflatable air ball from the beach Review.

[00:43:15] Chelsey Donn: Right, right, right.

[00:43:17] Trey Gerrald: But it's really perplexing to me cuz 'I think the doc daddy really spells out A' really great narrative.

They give us enough information. It's really pretty to look at. It's like really well researched. They really are trying to be positive, but, but 'I think they persuade me because even if I'm not gonna use it in this unintended way that doc daddy does, like. I'm getting, it's gonna be great, but 'I don't want to have wrinkly mattress sheets.

So 'I think they really are persuading me even though they love it, that I'm not gonna love it. 'I need to find something different. And 'I do think A' lot of this just goes to the Tempur-Pedic three inch topper.

[00:43:52] Chelsey Donn: which 'I would love to know what that is.

[00:43:54] Trey Gerrald: so even though 'I think it's like. Maybe the commonality is off. Maybe it's A'. Little fluky.

'I. Think like 'I. Trust them. There's A'. Lot of unique information here. 'I think it's pretty valuable. The impact is strong. So four and A' half. That's why 'I said four and A'. Half 'I still feel weird, but,

[00:44:12] Chelsey Donn: No, listen. 'I like Doc Daddy, 'I, 'I really do like them. So

[00:44:17] Trey Gerrald: but 'I get. 'I get why you said three as well. Yeah.

[00:44:19] Chelsey Donn: amazing. Love that.

[00:44:21] Trey Gerrald: Do you think that Doc Daddy is A'?

[00:44:24] Chelsey Donn: 'I think Doc Daddy has to be A' doctor? Because otherwise 'I feel like Doc, the name Doc Daddy would be someone who's trying to be like sexy and they don't get that vibe.

[00:44:34] Trey Gerrald: Do you think that they're like, like A'?

[00:44:37] Chelsey Donn: kind of

[00:44:37] Trey Gerrald: like, like you know how chiropractors get A' Doc. They, they're A', doctor A', the degree is A' doctor, but it's not A' Doctorate. Right. So do you think that, like, what kind of doctor is Doc Daddy

[00:44:47] Chelsey Donn: Hmm.

[00:44:48] Trey Gerrald: 'I? Don't think that they're like A'.

[00:44:50] Chelsey Donn: You don't think they're MD

[00:44:51] Trey Gerrald: No. 'I think they might be md, but 'I wonder if they have A' doctorate in like theater.

[00:44:55] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean 'I could see doc Daddy being A'. Podiatrist.

[00:44:59] Trey Gerrald: Ooh, that's good.

[00:45:01] Chelsey Donn: Maybe. 'I. Don't think 'I. Don't think doc. Daddy's like A' surgeon. I'll say that.

[00:45:05] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I don't think if you're gonna, if you have hip and back pain, 'I feel like you're not going to entertain an air mattress for very

[00:45:12] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Yeah. 'I. Feel like if Doc daddy was like an orthopedic or like A' spine surgeon, he

[00:45:16] Trey Gerrald: you're looking at x-rays, then you're not gonna entertain this.

[00:45:20] Chelsey Donn: 'I Don't think 'I Don't think he would. Right. 'I don't. 'I don't 'I think he wouldn't do this to himself. Um, if that

[00:45:26] Trey Gerrald: but 'I do appreciate Doc Daddy's energy of like being very positive. So why don't we use

[00:45:34] Chelsey Donn: yes. Good

[00:45:35] Trey Gerrald: we've, we've reached this most regal portion of our show. It's your opportunity to be docked on to be cheerful. ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today? Four.

[00:45:46] VOICEOVER: My Royal.

[00:45:48] Chelsey Donn: Well, Trey, while you're luxuriating in the sun on the East coast. 'I have been dealing with A' plethora of rain over here in the West coast, which obviously got me thinking, can't believe we haven't inducted this before, but windshield wipers.

[00:46:08] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God.

[00:46:09] Chelsey Donn: What would we po 'I? First of all, 'I didn't do my queenly research and A' apologize.

When were windshield wipers invented, what could you possibly, like before windshield wipers, could you just not drive in the rain? 'I mean? What would you do? 'I have been really over-utilizing my windshield wipers as of late with all of this rain 'I. Don't think I've ever used them as much as 'I have in the past few weeks with all this rain that we've been getting here in la.

And my goodness, 'I, just wanna say thank you to whoever the person is who came up with this genius idea. Windshield wipers. You literally make it so that 'I can drive my car in the rain. And 'I. Don't know that 'I spend enough time showcasing my gratitude towards you. So 'I wanted to take this platform, which is the only one that 'I truly have at the moment to say thank you windshield wipers for clearing.

Windshield and allowing me to drive in the rain. So 'I wanted to induct Wil A' wipers as our Royal Highness.

[00:47:13] Trey Gerrald: That's so funny to me because 'I can just see you in the car driving and having the thought of like, oh, this, oh my God. Royal Highness.

[00:47:20] Chelsey Donn: Highness.

[00:47:21] Trey Gerrald: Wait, and I'm instantly hearing A' Complaint here is when the wind, and you may not experience this often, but when windshield wipers start to get A' little soft and they don't sharply wipe away the entire ex like that is so frustrating to me.

And 'I feel like growing up, our cars all like they, my parents were not replacing the windshield wipers, so it was like the. Crisp, precise, half circle clean, like that is so satisfying to me. It's like 'I love that when you go to the gas station and they squeegee and just that sharp line of the 'I, mean 'I.

How terrifying to imagine the person driving before windshield wipers and realizing like, oh, that was A' tree. Oops.

[00:48:04] Chelsey Donn: Right, exactly. Or like the only other thing 'I 'I hate is like, you know, when it's like drizzling, like A' little bit, but like, not like you like can't get that like, right. Like if you do it too fast, then it's dry. If you do it too slow, then you can't see. But that being said, it looks like the windshield wipers were invented by A' woman.

At least they're listing like 'I think three people with the credit of inventing the windshield wiper. But the initial idea came from A' woman. Uh, Mary Anderson looks like A' 1902 for

[00:48:35] Trey Gerrald: Thank you, Mary. Wait. And 'I also love rear window wipers. Wait, do

[00:48:41] Chelsey Donn: Not all cars have them just like SUVs. 'I feel

[00:48:44] Trey Gerrald: Yes, be yes. Because when we first were leasing A' car, David had A' Corolla and it did not have the rear. And 'I was like, this is so difficult to drive.

[00:48:55] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:48:56] Trey Gerrald: Okay, wait. Also, do you remember in the late eighties, early nineties when they were putting windshield wipers on the headlights?

[00:49:03] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. 'I like briefly 'I mean vaguely. Remember seeing

[00:49:07] Trey Gerrald: That is so stupid.

[00:49:09] Chelsey Donn: boop,

[00:49:10] Trey Gerrald: Also, remember the, um, from A', different world, um, what's his face? He had the windshield wipers on his sunglasses.

[00:49:16] Chelsey Donn: 'I didn't see different world 'I. 'I feel like I'm imagining Eugene like Levy in my head, but 'I know that that's wrong. But 'I know You're talking about like the

[00:49:22] Trey Gerrald: he had A'.

[00:49:23] Chelsey Donn: with the windshield wipers on.

[00:49:25] Trey Gerrald: Oh my god, so

[00:49:26] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know. Yes, exactly.

[00:49:29] Trey Gerrald: Well, great induction. Really good 'I. Love windshield wipers too.

[00:49:32] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Couldn't live without 'em. Could not.

[00:49:34] Trey Gerrald: Well, we did A' Queen. That is another round on the r u A'. R q Oh no, that's A' leak. Ferris wheel

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[00:51:14] Chelsey Donn: Wow. And remember, ignore the haters. You're A' Queen.

[00:51:20] Trey Gerrald: Agenda, non-specific Queen.

[00:51:23] Chelsey Donn: Of course. Bye

[00:51:25] Trey Gerrald: Bye.

Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

[00:51:49] Trey Gerrald: 'I love windshield wipers.

[00:51:51] Chelsey Donn: 'I do too. 'I feel like I'm A' windshield wiper with my bun. You know what 'I mean? Just swinging my head back and forth.

[00:51:59] Trey Gerrald: 'I feel like the sound effect of A' windshield wiper is similar to like A' Cat owner. Like why do we always turn into A' S M R

[00:52:11] Chelsey Donn: We just like it. It's just fun

[00:52:13] Trey Gerrald: satisfaction?

[00:52:14] Chelsey Donn: satisfaction, 'I.