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TRANSCRIPT of Christmas Bonus Episode: "SURPRISE! - GIFT GIVING EPISODE!"



Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey
Christmas Bonus Episode: "SURPRISE! - GIFT GIVING EPISODE!"

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*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!



[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!


[00:00:36] CHELSEY DONN: Hello,

[00:00:39] TREY GERRALD: welcome to a very special Review That Review, mini sewed. This is the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

[00:00:48] CHELSEY DONN: Reviews,

[00:00:50] TREY GERRALD: That is Chelsey 

[00:00:52] CHELSEY DONN: and that is Trey Gerald,

[00:00:53] TREY GERRALD: And together, don't you know it, we are

[00:00:56] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens,

[00:01:00] CHELSEY DONN: but today, Queens, we're celebrating the holiday with this bonus gift giving episode, woo,

[00:01:08] TREY GERRALD: That's right. Happy Hanukkah, which is complete. Happy Kwanzaa and happy Merry Christmas, which is today. Chelsey and I have both mailed each other holiday gifts. And we're going to open them live right now!

[00:01:24] CHELSEY DONN: that's right, so you're definitely gonna wanna watch this one on our Patreon, so you can see our reactions and our gifts.

[00:01:32] TREY GERRALD: That's right. Chelsey, did you know that you and I are not the only ones getting a gift today?

[00:01:39] CHELSEY DONN: No, we are not because it is the time of giving and we have a very special gift for our listeners. So stay tuned to the end of the episode for a one time offer. You're not going to want to miss this, Queens.

[00:01:50] TREY GERRALD: Ooh, okay. So, we are going to flip our quarter, and we're going to decide who opens the gift first.

[00:01:59] CHELSEY DONN: lift that quarter. Am I guessing?

[00:02:02] TREY GERRALD: Yes.

[00:02:03] CHELSEY DONN: All right, I'm going to say heads.

[00:02:04] TREY GERRALD: Okay. It's heads. Ah!

[00:02:07] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, okay. Well, I guess that means I'm

opening. Alrighty, can't wait to get into this. 

[00:02:14] TREY GERRALD: Do you want to explain, um, what that package looks like? Pfft!

[00:02:19] CHELSEY DONN: Well, first of all, so it didn't, like, it wasn't a very descriptive Amazon package, So I

was not, like, sure what it was, I thought maybe it was, like, something I ordered from Macy's, So I opened it, but then, I don't know if it always says this, but it says, like, on the card, Keep your gift a surprise, Unwrap your present before opening the envelope,

Does it always say that? Or is that

[00:02:42] TREY GERRALD: I have the same card, 

[00:02:44] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, so I guess if you, if you, maybe they think you're gonna say in the card like, Enjoy your blah, blah, blah, alright, so, we, I think Trey and I probably have the same wrapping, Cause we selected the like, gift wrap for me, and they always do these like, Santa bags,

[00:02:58] TREY GERRALD: Which I've never gotten before.

[00:03:00] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, yeah, no, I've done this for my niece and nephew.

So it's like a Santa sack. Um,

it's 

navy blue 

[00:03:07] TREY GERRALD: than mine. 

[00:03:08] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, really? Oh, interesting. I've only ever seen this color. So it's navy blue with green, like foil,

uh, lines, and then like a ribbon. We got a little card. Happy holiday, RQC. Love you from RQT. Okay, should I open it?

[00:03:25] TREY GERRALD: Yeah!

[00:03:26] CHELSEY DONN: All right, right.

[00:03:27] TREY GERRALD: Do you have any guesses?

[00:03:29] CHELSEY DONN: got each other the same gift, I'm gonna like freak out.

I mean,

[00:03:32] TREY GERRALD: Well, don't, if, if so, then don't allude to it.

[00:03:35] CHELSEY DONN: I know, I won, I won, I won, I won,

[00:03:36] TREY GERRALD: Do you have any guesses?

[00:03:38] CHELSEY DONN: Alright, well, I'm gonna feel it first, so it's definitely in some sort of a, a box. Oh my god, Trey, I'm nervous. Okay, it's in a box, a medium sized box, do I have any guesses? I mean, I have a guess, but I'm not gonna say it,

I'm not gonna say it, cause I don't wanna ruin

anything.

Alright, I'm closing, 

[00:03:56] TREY GERRALD: at the end. 

[00:03:57] CHELSEY DONN: keep talking at the end. Alright, I'm closing my eyes,

[00:04:00] TREY GERRALD: which you can see on Patreon.

[00:04:02] CHELSEY DONN: Alright, Patreon, let's see what it is. Oh my god, Trey, okay.

[00:04:08] TREY GERRALD: What? What is it? We can't see!

[00:04:11] CHELSEY DONN: my god, okay, alright, so Patreon, I don't know if you remember this, but a little, Trey, a little while ago, Trey gave me, or did a review for this company called December Diamond, which makes these little figurines, and I told him that I was, I am still attracted to him, that I was attracted to Bathtime Bear, don't know if you guys

can see Bathtime Bear, It, I mean, listen, I guess he's meant to be gay because he's like the bear series of, of gay men, maybe, but I don't care.

I think he's super hot. He's wearing a robe. He has the perfect amount of chest hair just coming out of that robe and he's holding a little rubber ducky and he's just so cute. Oh my God. I think it's like, I don't know if it's bigger or smaller than I thought, but I'm excited to open it. All

[00:05:01] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, look at it.

[00:05:02] CHELSEY DONN: All right. I got it.

[00:05:03] TREY GERRALD: So listeners, if you have not joined Patreon until today, we did cover the December Diamonds collection on an after show, but the little teaser on the episode was Chelsey revealing how attracted she was to this specific gay bear. Poke the Bear series.

[00:05:22] CHELSEY DONN: poked the bear, Jesus, I think I might need to go get a

[00:05:25] TREY GERRALD: Is this just the best Hanukkah gift you've ever received after Hanukkah?

[00:05:29] CHELSEY DONN: I can't wait to add this, yes, I'm gonna go grab a scissor, really quick, I'm sorry.

[00:05:34] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, do it. So, Patreon, this is also, like, something that happens on our Patreon, where, where this is a live recording, we do not edit it, you get everything that was cut out of the polished main published episode, so sometimes things like this happens, Goldie will bark, Winnie and Hunter will be barking, there will be someone at the door, or we'll need to get scissors, and, um, this is exactly what you get as an exclusive member.

[00:06:01] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, so this is so fun. This is my it's on it's like a figurine.

I have to fi like maybe I need to get him like a shadow box or something and put him on the

[00:06:09] TREY GERRALD: This is gonna be, this is gonna answer a question I had about, are they all ornaments? Because we covered the fairy 

[00:06:16] CHELSEY DONN: know, but it doesn't seem like an ornament. 

[00:06:20] TREY GERRALD: No, I think they're figurines, 

[00:06:21] CHELSEY DONN: like, closed like Fort Knox, all right,

[00:06:24] TREY GERRALD: They don't want it to break. No broken bears around here.

[00:06:27] CHELSEY DONN: the broken bears, all right, I'm coming, oh no, Trey,

[00:06:33] TREY GERRALD: Is it 

[00:06:34] CHELSEY DONN: inside, no, it's not broken,

but we have that foot, that, sorry, the styrofoam,

[00:06:39] TREY GERRALD: Oh no, 

[00:06:39] CHELSEY DONN: how much I hate the sound of styrofoam 

[00:06:42] TREY GERRALD: Well, I didn't realize that. Otherwise, I would have come up with a different 

[00:06:45] CHELSEY DONN: No, no, no, no. It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. I think it is an ornament, which means it's good because I can put a little, like, nail and hang him.

[00:06:57] TREY GERRALD: You can hang him. You love a hung man.

[00:07:01] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my god.

[00:07:07] TREY GERRALD: Oh my 

[00:07:08] CHELSEY DONN: Daddy. I mean, he's so cute, you guys.

[00:07:12] TREY GERRALD: What are you gonna name him?

[00:07:16] CHELSEY DONN: don't know. I think he needs to name himself. I need a moment with him.

I was thinking maybe when I first saw him, like, I don't know, he kind of looks like a John. Jonathan?

I think 

[00:07:27] TREY GERRALD: I like Jonathan. You're 

[00:07:32] CHELSEY DONN: cute.

Thank you so much, Trey. I love him. Um, I've never gotten an ornament as a gift before, so it's extra exciting. He's definitely an ornament.

[00:07:43] TREY GERRALD: Whoa.

[00:07:44] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, you guys, he has the perfect amount of hair. Like, it's like he's groomed, but he's still very hairy.

[00:07:54] TREY GERRALD: It is a 

[00:07:54] CHELSEY DONN: But in a Like he's hairy, but it's like, oof, I want to

get in there.

And even, yeah, like his head, like he's, he shaved his head, but it matches the rest of his body. Like he definitely still has hair in his head. He just made a decision to shave the head,

which I appreciate. And we have a very well groomed beard. I'm very

happy about Jonathan. I love him. Thank you so much, Trey.

This is such a sweet gift. I'm

putting him on my desk right now. Ooh, I get to look at Jonathan every time I

record this podcast. This is fabulous. 

[00:08:31] TREY GERRALD: I'm glad that you love Jonathan.

[00:08:34] CHELSEY DONN: And he's wearing a Hanukkah colored robe.

[00:08:37] TREY GERRALD: Yes.

[00:08:38] CHELSEY DONN: He feels very Hanukkah, and he could definitely be a member of the tribe,

[00:08:42] TREY GERRALD: I think he might be. Jonathan,

[00:08:45] CHELSEY DONN: Jonathan, I love him!

Thank you so much.

[00:08:49] TREY GERRALD: welcome. Happy Hanukkah. I love you very much. Alright, so, we're gonna put a pause in this because we are the Review Queens. So, Chelsey, before I open my gift from you, do you want to jump into an online review?

[00:09:00] CHELSEY DONN: Yes, let's do

it! 

[00:09:04] VOICEOVER: Review That Review,

[00:09:08] CHELSEY DONN: Alright, as you know, we are your trusty Review Queens. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:09:15] TREY GERRALD: We read you a review, we break it down, and rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns. It's a very regal process that we call

[00:09:24] VOICEOVER: Assess That Kvetch,

[00:09:26] CHELSEY DONN: And, Trey, you've brought in the review today, as you mentioned, so let's jump into it,

[00:09:31] TREY GERRALD: Okay, so today I brought this very viral, I did find this on like, boredpanda. com or something. And this is for a Santa hat with a beard attached. And here we go. So this is a three star Amazon review, Written by Graham on December 13th of 2016. The subject is, all caps, Eyebrows for the Eyebrow Santa, verified purchase.

And the review is, The beard is sewn directly to the hem of the hat. Which means that the eyehole is, parentheses, on a normal sized head, in parentheses, positioned directly over the forehead. This is fantastic if you're aiming to dress as a Santa Claus with locked in syndrome, who can only communicate via the wiggling of his eyebrows, but would probably describe that as more depressing than festive.

On the plus side, the beard is quite fluffy. All right, now, Patreon, I have just texted the attached image from Graham to Chelsey, and you will be able to watch this when you join our Patreon, because this is a very visual must see. So, Chelsey, let me know when you see the Santa hat.

[00:11:00] CHELSEY DONN: Alright, so it looks like Santa's like a ninja and he can only see through like a tiny slit

[00:11:10] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I would say slit.

[00:11:13] CHELSEY DONN: the hat even looks kind of small on Graham, and yeah, there's like, it's like a beard, but the top of the beard, which should be the mustache, is serving as eyebrows, and then the opening

is the slip, is a slip for the eyes, and then the beard is directly under the eyes, so I don't know who this would fit appropriately, number one, and number two, I don't know why this is a three

star review because it's giving me zero stars of service.

[00:11:47] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I'm really confused, and, because it, because yes, I agree, it looks like, good point, the hat looks like it's not fitting on this person's head, and it looks like you can, I'm wondering if it's for a child,

[00:12:02] CHELSEY DONN: It looks like it's for a child,

[00:12:04] TREY GERRALD: it looks like a woman is wearing the hat, or someone with long hair, I should say, and you can see their eyebrows sticking out, like brown eyebrows, but you see where the nose should be, like, it does look like that's a mouth hole,

[00:12:16] CHELSEY DONN: Right.

[00:12:17] TREY GERRALD: do you see that?

So. But no one's, like, Santa doesn't have a unibrow. So, like, I'm confused about the big opening showing the person's actual eyebrows.

[00:12:28] CHELSEY DONN: Because that wouldn't be the big, that wouldn't, if, like, I think, guys, I think that this is a kid's

hat. 

[00:12:35] TREY GERRALD: it's, I think it is, 

[00:12:36] CHELSEY DONN: And if, if you're thinking about a kid's the circumference of their head would be much

Smaller.

What's happening with Graham is that they're really maxing out the

[00:12:46] TREY GERRALD: Right, it's stretching. Right.

[00:12:48] CHELSEY DONN: So the hat doesn't have any capacity to be pulled

down.

So we really have that like, I mean, Trey's wearing a Santa hat right now and it obviously has that sort of like bunched up feel to it, but like, I imagine if a kid was wearing this, they would be able to pull it over their head and pull it down further so that the beard, the opening, the large slit would be where their mouth is,

[00:13:14] TREY GERRALD: Right. Yeah, I think you're right. But doesn't it look like there's an extra hole at the bottom too? Like what is that?

[00:13:19] CHELSEY DONN: I don't think there is. I think, I know what you're talking about,

[00:13:22] TREY GERRALD: The coloring is wrong.

[00:13:23] CHELSEY DONN: I think it's just the coloring. And I think that's just the fur.

[00:13:26] TREY GERRALD: I, right, you're right, because it, it is the width, right? The width is stretched out so far going temple to temple, but on a child's face, it would be longer rather than wider, so you would see their tiny 

[00:13:40] CHELSEY DONN: And even the mouth hole would probably wouldn't appear to be that wide because we wouldn't be stretching the whole,

the whole thing to, to this degree.

[00:13:51] TREY GERRALD: Right, and I guess the like hair that's between the white brim of the Santa hat and the mouth 

[00:13:57] CHELSEY DONN: Is the hair on the 

[00:13:58] TREY GERRALD: be the hair on the head, right?

[00:14:00] CHELSEY DONN: Yes,

exactly, so it's like, that would be the hair on the head and then we would have, I mean, honestly, like, if this is a kid's thing, which I feel like it is just based on the photo that's provided, it just seems like it's definitely for someone with a much smaller

[00:14:15] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, it seems

[00:14:16] CHELSEY DONN: about that.

[00:14:17] TREY GERRALD: So, all right, so what do you think is the value, unique, useful information here?

[00:14:22] CHELSEY DONN: Really, the photo.

I think all of the information is coming from the photo because, like, we're getting the description of the photo in the review, but then the photo is telling a more thorough story of what's really going on here.

[00:14:35] TREY GERRALD: Oh my god, it's so insane. Spelling grammar is great.

[00:14:39] CHELSEY DONN: Spelling grammar's fine, and it's just, it's interesting, like, I wish they would have mentioned The beard is sewn directly to the hem of the hat, which means that the eyehole is on a normal sized

head Positioned directly over the forehead.

I don't think that that's an eyehole!

[00:14:56] TREY GERRALD: You think that's the

[00:14:57] CHELSEY DONN: that an eyehole? Maybe it is. I don't think so.

[00:15:03] TREY GERRALD: Because I did, because, because of my confusion, as you are also confused, I was Amazon searching Santa hat with beard and eyebrows, and those are like stick on eyebrows, they're not sewn to the hat and the beard, the eyebrows end up being a separate piece, because you can't sew on a unibrow, like that, that's weird.

Now what if you went to the mall,

[00:15:25] CHELSEY DONN: it doesn't say, well, we don't know because it doesn't really say that we don't know the description. That's

[00:15:31] TREY GERRALD: I know. But what if you went to the mall and this is the Santa that was sitting there?

[00:15:36] CHELSEY DONN: mortified,

like traumatized, 

[00:15:39] TREY GERRALD: fuel.

[00:15:39] CHELSEY DONN: like if I, yeah, nightmare fuel, if I took like my niece or nephew to this, they would be disturbed, I think.

[00:15:46] TREY GERRALD: And confused about you taking them to Santa. But, I mean, I think it's truthful if, like, I mean, cause the photo doesn't lie. A picture's worth a thousand 

[00:15:54] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, I mean, the only, again, the only thing that I'm wondering is like, is this just a mis purchase and this is supposed to be for a child?

That's the only, I guess, factor here.

[00:16:04] TREY GERRALD: I mean, they're saying like, for a normal sized head, which I think I have a normal sized head, like, I don't know, I think it's probably typical, like, unless there's confusion about mislabeling, or the wrong product being shipped, this is clearly a photo of someone who can't wear it properly.

[00:16:22] CHELSEY DONN: That's true. I mean, we do love a photo, so we're not gonna, we're not gonna turn that away. All right, I think I can crown this.

[00:16:31] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I think I can crown this too, let's do 

[00:16:33] CHELSEY DONN: into it.

[00:16:34] VOICEOVER: The Queens Are Tabulating, Total Score,

[00:16:41] CHELSEY DONN: Whoa, interesting. I gave one and a half crowns, Trey gave four crowns. I gave one and a half crowns because of the photo, but I'm still very suspicious. I just don't think that we're using this product correctly when I see the photo. Unless, like, there's just some major manufacturing error, which there might be, something is telling me that this person isn't using it properly or else they wouldn't have given it three stars. I think that this would, if this was a one star review. And had more information like, this is definitely for adults and this is crazy, you know, then maybe I would have gone higher. But because my suspicion flag is really waving in the air, I think I'm going to go one and a half, but you decided to go four.

So let us know why.

[00:17:22] TREY GERRALD: Well, I just said four because our question about is this meant for children is because this is a clipped image that was like viral on the internet. So it's not Graham's fault that they don't mention that it's for a child or an adult or whatever, you know, 

[00:17:38] CHELSEY DONN: If we found the page, it would have said it.

[00:17:40] TREY GERRALD: Which I did look for, I just couldn't find it.

But, four crowns because it's very funny, It just made me laugh, Three people found it helpful, it went viral, And, I mean, the Emmet, like, You don't even need to You don't even need to leave a review if you have this picture, I mean, it's

[00:17:56] CHELSEY DONN: it's

[00:17:56] TREY GERRALD: so insane, and I think it's very cheery, very positive to say it's three crowns, cause they're saying like if I didn't have a normal sized head, then maybe it would fit perfectly, but since I have a normal sized head, I have to be a eyebrow Santa, 

[00:18:10] CHELSEY DONN: right, right, 

[00:18:11] TREY GERRALD: so, four 

[00:18:12] CHELSEY DONN: which would not be

optimal, Okay,

[00:18:17] TREY GERRALD: Day review, uh, but now,

[00:18:20] CHELSEY DONN: Trey,

[00:18:22] TREY GERRALD: I think it's my turn, Ooh, I have to get my, I have to, hold on, I have to pick, get it, hold on, cause it's over a step away,

[00:18:29] CHELSEY DONN: Go get it. Okay. I can't wait for this moment. You guys, I'm very excited for Trey. Oh, yours is a little bit lighter blue.

[00:18:38] TREY GERRALD: Okay, I'm gonna flip my hat, cause my hat's reversible, so now it 

[00:18:42] CHELSEY DONN: Ooh, naughty,

It said nice before. Okay.

[00:18:46] TREY GERRALD: which you can see if you join our Patreon, so, my box is much larger.

[00:18:51] CHELSEY DONN: it is a larger box. Okay. And it is a lighter blue for

[00:18:55] TREY GERRALD: And I also got the envelope that says, Keep your gift a surprise, Unwrap your present before opening the envelope.

[00:19:02] CHELSEY DONN: never opened the envelope, but I don't know if there's any reason to, because I think I got your card anyway.

[00:19:06] TREY GERRALD: I can tell this is a large box, so I'm, I also have an inkling. That it may be a December Diamond, but I also think it could be our, uh, CliftonMill episode where you did all of those insane, ridiculous stocking stuffers for the game. So, this could be, like, the eye mask thing, or this could be, like, cause you asked me which of them I would 

[00:19:29] CHELSEY DONN: That's right, 

[00:19:29] TREY GERRALD: think I said, like, the hander pants, or, like, 

[00:19:33] CHELSEY DONN: that's 

[00:19:34] TREY GERRALD: if I'm about to get a fish odor removing soap, I'm gonna, like, 

[00:19:40] CHELSEY DONN: considering neither one of us cook fish, okay.

[00:19:43] TREY GERRALD: So, here we 

[00:19:44] CHELSEY DONN: All right. Let's see. 

[00:19:45] TREY GERRALD: Should I open it?

[00:19:46] CHELSEY DONN: Open it. You have to untie the bar, the bow.

[00:19:52] TREY GERRALD: Here we go.

[00:19:55] CHELSEY DONN: It's interesting.

[00:19:55] TREY GERRALD: I'm so excited! Ooh, I have some nice wrapping. Okay. Some beautiful tissue. Okay, so I don't think it's a December Diamond. Oh my god, it is! I just found the picture! It's the guy in the weird yoga pose!

[00:20:21] CHELSEY DONN: It's

Easton 

[00:20:23] TREY GERRALD: one I said was my 

[00:20:24] CHELSEY DONN: know! 

[00:20:25] TREY GERRALD: Wait, this is totally unplanned. Neither of us.

Wait, I have styrofoam as well,

[00:20:31] CHELSEY DONN: Oh

my God, Trey. I was dying. it was like taking everything for me when I opened mine not to be like, I can't even believe us. Like, of course, we got each other the same thing. Oh, need the box

[00:20:43] TREY GERRALD: okay, I'm cutting. Ooh, Easton! 

[00:20:46] CHELSEY DONN: Is he everything you dreamed of and more?

[00:20:49] TREY GERRALD: Okay, he's very glittery. 

[00:20:51] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, wow. 

[00:20:52] TREY GERRALD: has such He's also an ornament. Look at him, you guys. Look at these purple With green glimmer, shimmer, um, leggings, oh wait he has styrofoam on his face, let me just blow Easton for a second, look at him, look at his hands, Oh my god, you guys, this is so insane.

I'm gonna have to find a way to hang him behind me so he's always just in frame by himself. Wait, our little December Diamonds! They're like, they can kiss! 

[00:21:30] CHELSEY DONN: Mwah! 

[00:21:30] TREY GERRALD: can kiss one another! Mwah!

[00:21:34] CHELSEY DONN: message to you is also like the same as your message to mine.

To 

me. 

[00:21:38] TREY GERRALD: I gotta look it up.

[00:21:40] CHELSEY DONN: It's on the like

[00:21:41] TREY GERRALD: It says, Happy Holidays, RQT. Love and appreciate you always. Heart, which is like the little Pac Man with the three. From RQC.

[00:21:50] CHELSEY DONN: It's a very similar message too.

Look at us! 

[00:21:53] TREY GERRALD: my God, look at 

[00:21:55] CHELSEY DONN: This is so sweet. Okay, so, I mean, all in all, getting this December Diamond after having read the review, I feel like this is a nice, hefty

product. This isn't chintzy. 

[00:22:08] TREY GERRALD: No, it's and it's very detailed. It looks like his beard is like individual brushstrokes, like I wouldn't even want to do that much work, 

[00:22:17] CHELSEY DONN: That's what I, yes. So manicured. So cute. I love his wings.

[00:22:23] TREY GERRALD: Chelsey, thank you.

[00:22:24] CHELSEY DONN: You're welcome. Thank you. Look at us.

[00:22:27] TREY GERRALD: I can't. I really thought I went, okay, so in full disclosure, when I got you that yours, I was like, I want her to get me a December diamond, but I think she's gonna get me the fish soap.

[00:22:43] CHELSEY DONN: No, I knew I was going to get you that December diamond, I had it in my cart for like, since we recorded that episode,

[00:22:49] TREY GERRALD: This was all a ruse. I only picked that for the after show because I wanted Easton. No.

[00:22:55] CHELSEY DONN: Well now

you have him. 

[00:22:57] TREY GERRALD: listeners. Okay. So you just watched us on Patreon open the gifts that we got for each other. But if you are still listening and you have not joined our Patreon, guess what? Now, it's the time for some very special holiday cheer, and Chelsey and Trey doing gift giving for you!

[00:23:17] CHELSEY DONN: Woo, that's right, as a special gift, like Trey said, we are offering our middle Patreon tier, which is normally 8 a month at only 99 cents to the first 20 listeners who sign up. That's like a seven, over a seven dollar savings.

Holy Toledo, 

[00:23:37] TREY GERRALD: you guys, this is crazy, okay? So this is the middle tier on Patreon, and we are giving you, right now, the opportunity, the first 20 of you to sign up, you will get access to our Royal Jester tier, that's the middle tier, for only 99 cents a month, but you gotta be one of the first 20 listeners who sign up.

Chelsey, you wanna remind everyone, what are the perks of this middle tier?

[00:24:03] CHELSEY DONN: Yes, okay, you're gonna get full unedited videos of every single episode, God bless you, get closer to the queens, see all the stuff that gets cut from the podcast for time, clarity, sanity reasons, maybe because it's a little bit too personal, but it's okay,

bloopers galore, all those fun, laughing moments,

[00:24:24] TREY GERRALD: also get access to our private, members only, after show podcast. You hear us talk about it all the time, we tease it. It's instant access to this after show podcast that is only for our members! The private podcast includes additional reviews, Queens, hello! We always rate and review and additional review.

That's only for our members ears. You'll also get additional Meryl Go Rounds. We have brought back the Meryl Go Round due to the outroar from our audience. You will hear them on our after shows for our versus episodes. We also do our chit chat story time where we share stories that we don't think everyone should hear.

They go behind the paywall, we gossip, we gab, we divulge personal stories, we answer fan questions, we expound on conversations from the main show, it's just more, more, more, more, more, more, hello?

[00:25:14] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, plus free shipping, members get free shipping on all merch orders,

[00:25:18] TREY GERRALD: crazy. That's worth the 7 discount. Okay, you also will get our Patreon shoutout, so we love a supportive queen and we will scream your name from the rooftops, so, hello, don't you want that?

[00:25:28] CHELSEY DONN: and of course our fan requests, we want to hear from you, you'll have a private channel in which to speak directly to the Queens, okay?

[00:25:36] TREY GERRALD: So, Rough, quickie, we, what's included in this tier, full video of podcast episodes without any editing, Additional reviews, the chit chat stories that are too hot and salacious for the main episodes, you get free shipping on all of our merch, Hello, you know shipping fees are insane, free, Patreon shoutouts, direct line of contact to us, and you will get good 

[00:25:58] CHELSEY DONN: Good juju.

I mean all the good juju. And also just like, so much gratitude coming your way all the time for supporting the Queens and being a part of the Queendom, don't you want that? Feels so good.

[00:26:09] TREY GERRALD: We love you, Queens. Please come and join us. Limited time for the first 20 listeners that sign up. Get this 8 tier for only 99 cents.

[00:26:17] CHELSEY DONN: If you've been on the fence, this is your time, this is your sign, right?

If you've been 

[00:26:22] TREY GERRALD: We, this is the Angel Gabriel, shining down and saying, Get out of that manger, baby, come on in to our inn, the Review Queen Inn, Alright, well we did it, Queen, that is another round of a mini sode, gift giving, Easton and Rubber Ducky Bear, I don't know what the bear was called, Ferris Wheel,

[00:26:43] CHELSEY DONN: Jonathan, thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.

[00:26:50] TREY GERRALD: and if you did not like what you heard, tell an enemy. Now head on over to patreon. com slash thereviewqueens and get our discount with a backlog of over 240 videos. Hello, are you traveling for the holidays? You can watch over 240 videos from thereviewqueens. 

[00:27:11] CHELSEY DONN: Wow, that's a lot, that's a

[00:27:13] TREY GERRALD: so Jonathan and Easton, Chelsey and Trey, we implore you to remember,

[00:27:17] CHELSEY DONN: Ignore the haters, you're a queen.

[00:27:20] TREY GERRALD: Gender non specific December Diamonds Queen!

[00:27:24] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. Love

[00:27:25] TREY GERRALD: We love you guys, 

[00:27:27] CHELSEY DONN: you Happy Holidays, 

[00:27:29] TREY GERRALD: Holidays, K W A N Z A, what about Kwanzaa? 

[00:27:36] CHELSEY DONN: Woo! 

[00:27:37] TREY GERRALD: If you don't get that joke, you will once you join, Bye Queens!

[00:27:42] CHELSEY DONN: Today!

[00:27:44] VOICEOVER: directly on Apple Podcast to hear our weekly members only after show unlock additional benefits when you become a Patreon member@reviewthatreview.com slash patreon. Follow us on all the socials at the review queens and join our mailing list@reviewthatreview.com. Arc vetch line is open 24 7 at 1 8 5 0 review zero.

Don't be a ogana. Call the kvetch line today.

[00:28:09] TREY GERRALD: Today! We love you Queens, Merry Christmas!

[00:28:11] CHELSEY DONN: each other the same gift. Of course we did.

[00:28:14] TREY GERRALD: I really didn't think that would happen, but of course it fucking did. We love you guys, we'll see you Wednesday and Friday. Big week, love you guys, have a safe holiday. Bye!


Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.


 

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