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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 148: "Proctologist: 1 vs 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey
Episode 148: "Proctologist: 1 vs 5 Stars"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] CHELSEY DONN: Just thinking about that idea of having somebody up there, somebody like Trey with that wig and those gloves, I'm gonna have nightmares.

[00:00:07] TREY GERRALD: I am Dr. Billion, I love butts.

[00:00:11] CHELSEY DONN: If I showed up and you were giving me an anal exam, I think I would be very nervous.

[00:00:18] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!


[00:00:46] CHELSEY DONN: Hello,

[00:00:48] TREY GERRALD: Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

[00:01:04] That is Dr. Chelsey Donn.

[00:01:07] CHELSEY DONN: that is Dr. Trey Gerrald reporting for duty. No pun intended.

[00:01:12] TREY GERRALD: And when we doctor together in one practice, you can call us

[00:01:17] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens,

[00:01:21] CHELSEY DONN: MD. 

[00:01:22] TREY GERRALD: Oh yeah, MDs, that's what I meant.

[00:01:25] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my goodness.

[00:01:27] TREY GERRALD: wearing a doctor frock today in honor of the episode.

[00:01:30] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, Trey's, Trey's scrubbed up and ready for examination.

[00:01:36] TREY GERRALD: I'll also show you, since we're doing a proctologist,

[00:01:40] CHELSEY DONN: You gave away the lead you uh

[00:01:43] TREY GERRALD: it's in the episode title.

[00:01:45] CHELSEY DONN: okay yes oh my god okay so trey's this i don't even first of all your scrubs are dental dentist

[00:01:52] TREY GERRALD: I bought this on Amazon, like, overnight years ago for an 

[00:01:56] CHELSEY DONN: oh my god hilarious it has a, tooth with like, stars and it looks like like a tooth fairy uh oh my god trey but he has these fabulous i would say long almost latex looking gloves and with these gloves he could go i i mean pretty much to the elbow

[00:02:17] TREY GERRALD: We'll circle back to this, but yes, 

[00:02:19] CHELSEY DONN: We will. So, 

[00:02:21] TREY GERRALD: later. Tickle the tease button.

[00:02:23] CHELSEY DONN: speaking of staying clean, Trey, would you like to get something off your chest, maybe, and,

[00:02:29] VOICEOVER: Lodge a complaint,

[00:02:31] TREY GERRALD: I would, thank you for asking. Well, all right, listen, so I was excited to wear a wig and do a whole thing and, um, portray the doctor we're gonna be doing a versus on today, and I wanted to do a really big wig, but in order to do that, like, I can't wear these headphones, so I do have beats by Dre that are Bluetooth that, like, go over the ear, because I, I can't do, like, this air pod, well, I can't have them falling out, like, I can't do that.

[00:03:00] And I don't like having, like, the wire, obviously, so I need a Bluetooth. But my complaint today is when the left ear charges at a different rate than the right ear. So, like, today I wanted to use these so I wouldn't have to be beholden to these headphones, but one side was at 53 percent and the other side was at 100%.

[00:03:21] So it's like, I'm not getting to, like, the game and then, like, I can't hear out of my 

[00:03:25] CHELSEY DONN: ugh, yeah, 

[00:03:26] TREY GERRALD: So that's my complaint. Like, this is supposed to be, like, making life better. And I recognize that, like, when you go cordless, like, you have to have battery life, and my complaint's not about the battery life, like, it lasts really long, but why do they charge at different rates?

[00:03:41] Am I, maybe, like, one side isn't pressed all the way in? But, like, let's show the audience, there's not a lot of error here, like, you put it in and it's 

[00:03:51] CHELSEY DONN: locked in, they're locked and loaded,

[00:03:53] TREY GERRALD: Right. Even, like, I'm shaking it upside down like it's a blizzard. Nothing's coming out.

[00:03:58] CHELSEY DONN: moving,

[00:03:59] TREY GERRALD: So, that's my complaint. Do you have these? Have you ever experienced this?

[00:04:03] This is a maddening process. Please, 

[00:04:05] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, I mean, I guess I have, like, an initial, just, like, question, just

[00:04:10] for my records, here.

[00:04:12] So, do you ever just use one ear? Like, if you're on a phone call, like, are you just using the left and not the right?

[00:04:20] TREY GERRALD: Okay, well that leads into another complaint, because sometimes I can't get one of the ears to sync. And then I can't figure it out because I'm just trying to do my walk on the elliptical. So then I'm like, fuck it, and I just put one in my ear. So yeah, so sometimes they are used at different rates. But that's 

[00:04:34] CHELSEY DONN: has something to do with it? 

[00:04:35] TREY GERRALD: problem.

[00:04:36] Maybe, but the last time I used these, Chelsey, was on the flight to visit 

[00:04:41] CHELSEY DONN: So, they've been sitting in their charging port. They should both have more than enough time.

[00:04:46] TREY GERRALD: it just connected to my computer. I can't hear you. 

[00:04:49] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

[00:04:51] TREY GERRALD: Wait, can you hear me?

[00:04:52] CHELSEY DONN: I can hear you. I could

[00:04:53] hear you the whole time.

[00:04:55] TREY GERRALD: Okay. Somehow it just connected 

[00:04:57] CHELSEY DONN: I think maybe because you were shaking it around and it was like, I'll show 

[00:05:01] TREY GERRALD: But yeah, your, your question was the last time I used it.

[00:05:05] CHELSEY DONN: If it's been a long time, they should both have enough time to charge

[00:05:08] TREY GERRALD: It's been like a 

[00:05:08] CHELSEY DONN: to a hundred percent.

[00:05:10] TREY GERRALD: Right. And even if I'm only using one, I like to have them both in, on an airplane. So I have the illusion that like, don't talk to me, you know,

[00:05:17] CHELSEY DONN: Interesting. I like that.

[00:05:19] TREY GERRALD: everything just got so much louder. I'm so confused all of a sudden, but yeah. So, okay. Well, can you write me a prescription doctor? Like, I don't know what to do.

[00:05:27] CHELSEY DONN: Hmm, I could write you a prescription, I don't know, maybe get another pair of headphones,

[00:05:34] TREY GERRALD: Will insurance cover that?

[00:05:35] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know if insurance is gonna cover that unfortunately, but there's just way too much anxiety in general around headphones, especially headphones that are meant to be Easy, on the go, easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl headphones that end up just being such an annoyance. They won't pair, one of them is on, the other one is off, like it's just, there's so many things that can go wrong and it does feel like we should have fixed this by now. It should be more like idiot proof, if you will.

[00:06:08] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I I'm the one, yeah. I'm, I feel like the idiot. That's right. Yeah. All right. Well, I guess 

[00:06:14] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my goodness, well, I hear you, it's been added to your chart

[00:06:19] and we will keep an eye on that.

[00:06:21] TREY GERRALD: Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Thank you.

[00:06:23] CHELSEY DONN: you're welcome. All right, with all this medical jargon in mind,

[00:06:27] Trey, should we hop in? Tush first?

[00:06:30] TREY GERRALD: tush first.

[00:06:31] CHELSEY DONN: Tush to tush?

[00:06:32] TREY GERRALD: we go ahead? Should we go instead of head to head? Should we go tush to tush?

[00:06:36] CHELSEY DONN: We should go tush to tush. Let's do it. That's

[00:06:39] VOICEOVER: assess that kvetch, Review

[00:06:42] TREY GERRALD: episode meaning we are gonna cover both a one star and a five star on the same exact topic.

[00:06:48] CHELSEY DONN: right! For this versus episode, Trey has selected the one star and I have selected the five star. So, to determine who reads first, we have to flip that quarter and I can't remember which one of us has to guess.

[00:07:04] Anyway, I do this every Versus

[00:07:06] TREY GERRALD: yeah, but I don't remember this either. Well, you wanna go?

[00:07:08] CHELSEY DONN: I'll guess. Okay. Tails. It's Tails. Oh, so that means we're going to hear the five star, which we don't usually hear on the main

[00:07:17] TREY GERRALD: That's right. Wait, I do have a wig. Hold on.

[00:07:21] CHELSEY DONN: There are glasses going on. The wig has come out. Ooh, all of a sudden I don't even see Trey anymore. I see Dr. Million.

[00:07:30] Paging Dr. Million. Paging Dr. Million.

[00:07:33] TREY GERRALD: I'm sorry. I'm Dr. Billion. Thank you.

[00:07:37] CHELSEY DONN: All right.

[00:07:37] TREY GERRALD: Alright, so,

[00:07:39] CHELSEY DONN: Fabulous.

[00:07:40] TREY GERRALD: today, we are going to be covering both ends of the spectrum of Yelp reviews for San Francisco's Center for Colorectal Health, that's right, proctology in the house. At the time of this recording, there are 87 reviews on Yelp, with an average score of 3.

[00:07:58] 9 out of 5. You know the deal. So according to the About This Vendor section on Yelp, the Center for, why did I put this twice? The Center for Colorectal, Colorectal, I did a whole like Google pronunciation. Yeah, Colorectal. I want to say collar, but it's the colon.

[00:08:20] CHELSEY DONN: Yes.

[00:08:20] TREY GERRALD: The Center for Colorectal Health was established in 2006 and has been very successful in the treatment of hemorrhoids, fissures, Anal warts, fistulas, abscesses, skin tags, and many other benign perianal conditions.

[00:08:38] At this point in the episode, I want everyone to know, Chelsey chose today's episode topic.

[00:08:47] No, this is the funniest fucking, this is so fucking funny. Okay. Business owner, And Medical Director, you know, my beloved co worker, Dr. Carolyn Millian, earned her medical degree at the University of Louisville Medical Center, completed a five year residency, as you have to, and general surgery at the University of Illinois at Chicago, 

[00:09:11] CHELSEY DONN: Good school. 

[00:09:12] TREY GERRALD: What, like it's hard?

[00:09:13] CHELSEY DONN: But, like, it's hard? Exactly.

[00:09:15] TREY GERRALD: Then they completed a year long fellowship in colon and rectal surgery. At Cook County Hospital makes me think of the musical Chicago. 

[00:09:23] CHELSEY DONN: Mm 

[00:09:24] TREY GERRALD: My co worker, Dr. Carolyn Millian, is a fellow of the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeries. Having received, okay, this is so interesting to me, Dr. Million received their bachelor's degree with a summa cum laude honor from Whitmore College in Spokane, Washington.

[00:09:42] That's not the part that's interesting. Then, they also hold a doctor of ministry degree from Wisdom University. Talking about a wisdom tooth, from San Francisco. And they also have a Master of Divinity degree from the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Kentucky. So this is a Christ loving woman who is all up in that ass.

[00:10:11] CHELSEY DONN: That's interesting.

[00:10:12] Is that what that means? Like, the, so they're a minister? A doctor of ministry? I've never even heard of

[00:10:19] TREY GERRALD: And then they have a Master of Divinity.

[00:10:21] CHELSEY DONN: Are these titles that people know? I've never even heard

[00:10:24] of 

[00:10:24] TREY GERRALD: mean, I'm an ordained 

[00:10:26] CHELSEY DONN: And how odd that they, like, mentioned it in this profile, even if it was their, like, I don't know, it just seems, I agree, a little weird to mix that in,

[00:10:34] TREY GERRALD: this is San Francisco, which is like, A gay haven, 

[00:10:38] CHELSEY DONN: that's right, 

[00:10:39] TREY GERRALD: not to promote stereotypes here, but,

[00:10:42] CHELSEY DONN: gonna promote them,

[00:10:43] TREY GERRALD: you know, there's a lot of gay sex happening, probably, in San Francisco, and we know how Christians stereotypically feel about gay sex, 

[00:10:52] CHELSEY DONN: mm 

[00:10:52] TREY GERRALD: don't know that I want someone with a Master of Divinity up in my ass, but, that's neither here nor there, and 

[00:10:59] CHELSEY DONN: or do I? 

[00:11:00] TREY GERRALD: that's hopefully, well, hopefully we can answer that by the end of today's episode, that's what we're gonna get clear on.

[00:11:05] CHELSEY DONN: That's really what we're working on Clarity for,

[00:11:07] TREY GERRALD: Dr. Billion and Dr. Quadrillion, that's Chelsey, we're on the case today. So with all of that background info and some unnecessary judgments from me, let's, uh, jump in and hear the five star. Let's do it.

[00:11:21] CHELSEY DONN: All right. Okay. Here we go. Let's jump right in. Tush first. This is your five star review written by Jeffrey G.

[00:11:38] TREY GERRALD: 3G. That sounds like Jessie J's cousin.

[00:11:40] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. Could be. They're wearing in their profile photo like a tuxedo with a bow tie, so they're like, look like they're at a wedding or something, maybe even their own, and then they do have like a bit of scruff that I personally find

[00:11:56] attractive. 

[00:11:57] TREY GERRALD: Dr. Million perform their ceremony and this?

[00:12:03] CHELSEY DONN: Well,

[00:12:04] TREY GERRALD: Let's 

[00:12:04] CHELSEY DONN: you be the judge of that when you hear this review. Let's face it, it's your butt, and unless it's open for business on Grindr, it's probably the last thing on your mind to want to have to deal with. But the reality is, we all have issues with our hoo ha from time to time, and luckily when the time came for me, I was referred to Dr.

[00:12:32] Million. She's very professional, friendly, and has a great butt side manner. You're not exactly gonna feel dignified laying on your side while she's digging around down there diagnosing the problem, but she's great at keeping the conversation going to distract you from the fact that she's down there in

[00:12:53] the first place.

[00:12:55] Her diagnosis was quick and she gave me several options for treatment ranging from passive to aggressive. I preferred the aggressive route and was scheduled to come back in a week. On the day of the appointment, I was extremely nervous. She picked up on that right away and offered me a Valium to calm my nerves. I gladly accepted. Before I knew it, I was ass up with the theme from Valley of the

[00:13:27] Dolls going through my head. The rest is a bit of a blur, but it was over and done with quickly and painlessly. Save for anesthesia needles, which are kind of a necessary evil. Her assistants are saints to do some of the crazy prep work, but they are all very sweet. They are clearly one big family. They do a great job making you feel comfortable. It's not a job I'd want to do, but Dr. Millian does a great job making sure your dignity and her dignity are are still firmly intact. Mm

[00:14:09] hmm. 

[00:14:10] TREY GERRALD: god, the Valley of the Dolls theme. It's so gay forward, I love it.

[00:14:14] CHELSEY DONN: I know. What do we think about the Grindr comment?

[00:14:19] TREY GERRALD: Well, I think it's funny that it's so early on in the review. Valley of the Dolls,

[00:14:24] CHELSEY DONN: I hate

[00:14:24] TREY GERRALD: I was gonna ask you,

[00:14:27] CHELSEY DONN: this.

[00:14:29] VOICEOVER: Gotta get off, gonna get, Had to get off from

[00:14:39] this ride, Gotta get

[00:14:45] hold, 

[00:14:46] CHELSEY DONN: uh, Dionne Warwick.

[00:14:48] VOICEOVER: gonna

[00:14:48] get, Need to get hold of my,

[00:14:53] CHELSEY DONN: so, okay, so do we think that they're in on the joke here?

[00:14:57] Like, Jeffrey, okay,

[00:14:59] TREY GERRALD: I think they're trying to make light of the issue, 

[00:15:02] CHELSEY DONN: okay, because we don't think that they're just like making fun, right?

[00:15:05] TREY GERRALD: I don't think so, no, I think, I mean, to reference Valley of the 

[00:15:09] CHELSEY DONN: the Valley of the Dolls and like, yeah, I mean, I feel like they're in on the joke and the rest of it is, is funny.

[00:15:15] TREY GERRALD: but, if I was a cis, straight woman, looking for a proctologist, but, and I lived in San Francisco, so I probably would get the culture, but like, would you sort of be like, Grindr? What? 

[00:15:25] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know. I mean, I guess if you're in San Francisco, you know what Grindr is,

[00:15:29] right? 

[00:15:29] TREY GERRALD: what I'm assuming, right? 

[00:15:31] CHELSEY DONN: think so. 

[00:15:32] TREY GERRALD: Right, this isn't like Mobile, Alabama. This is literally San Francisco.

[00:15:35] Okay. I mean, I think it's funny. 

[00:15:38] CHELSEY DONN: I think it's funny. 

[00:15:39] TREY GERRALD: the phrase hoo ha. Do you remember when you first heard, like, hoo ha? Do you remember, like, where that originated from?

[00:15:45] CHELSEY DONN: I don't, but I feel like I always thought hoo ha is the front.

[00:15:48] TREY GERRALD: Thank you. Because that's what Cathy Griffin made the phrase hoo ha famous, because she would always talk about her hoo ha. So I always thought hoo ha was a pussy.

[00:15:57] CHELSEY DONN: Same.

[00:15:58] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, me too. But we get the point. Also, for gay men, maybe it's the bussy. 

[00:16:03] CHELSEY DONN: I was going to say maybe. Yeah. 

[00:16:05] TREY GERRALD: I have to tell you this. I have a coworker who I always make funny names for people, and out of nowhere she called me Trey Ussie.

[00:16:13] I could not stop laughing for like 15 minutes, 

[00:16:17] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. Trissy. 

[00:16:19] TREY GERRALD: No, Trey Ussie. It's funnier.

[00:16:21] CHELSEY DONN: Okay. Sorry. Treyossi.

[00:16:25] TREY GERRALD: because I call myself Trey Onsay. So then it became Trey Ussie. Trey Ussie, Ussie. God, I think that is so funny. Chelsey Ussie. Anyway, Jeffrey Ussie. This could be, I mean, whatever.

[00:16:35] Okay, whatever. 

[00:16:36] CHELSEY DONN: we've gotten, 

[00:16:36] TREY GERRALD: side. What do you think is butt side manner?

[00:16:39] CHELSEY DONN: I think it's just a funny way of saying bedside manner, but like we're at the butt. So it is sort of butt side manner.

[00:16:44] TREY GERRALD: What would you consider to be quality ingredients of butt side manner?

[00:16:49] CHELSEY DONN: Well, I've never been to a

[00:16:52] Proctologist?

[00:16:53] or anything, but I have had a colonic.

[00:16:57] TREY GERRALD: Really? Okay, so you can really speak to this.

[00:17:00] CHELSEY DONN: And I remember, like, being very nervous,

[00:17:03] like, I didn't know if I was supposed to stick the thing in myself, or if he was supposed to do

[00:17:07] it, I just, like, I, yeah, I mean, I ultimately let him do it, but, I mean, I don't know that he had the best butt side manner, like, he was talking to me about my diet, While he was working on it,

[00:17:20] which felt like a right stop.

[00:17:22] And then also he left it in for like a really long time to the point where I had to like say to him, like, I feel like I've had enough. And then he was, I was like, I was like, how much longer is this going to go for? Like, I don't know if I'm, you know,

[00:17:40] ready for it. And then. 

[00:17:41] TREY GERRALD: had enough. Thank you, doctor.

[00:17:44] CHELSEY DONN: And it?

[00:17:45] was like, honestly, it was like a while in before I said anything, but finally, I was like, I, I'm good, I

[00:17:52] TREY GERRALD: Was he like, oh, oh, and took it out immediately?

[00:17:54] CHELSEY DONN: He said like, Oh my God, was this your first time? And I was like,

[00:17:59] yes. And he was like Oh, wow, you lasted a really long time

[00:18:04] TREY GERRALD: Oh, I am 

[00:18:05] CHELSEY DONN: for someone whose first time it is. So I feel like that was bad butt side manner.

[00:18:10] Like,

[00:18:11] he could have asked me, is this your first time? He could have been like, is there anything you want to know? Instead of being like, maybe you should not eat gluten and eat more vegetables.

[00:18:21] TREY GERRALD: Oh, he told you all that.

[00:18:22] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah,

[00:18:23] TREY GERRALD: Interesting.

[00:18:24] CHELSEY DONN: that was bad butt side manner. So I feel like good butt side manner would be like, how about them Yankees? I don't know.

[00:18:31] But

[00:18:31] like something that's just like, let's, it's the same as like going to the OBGYN when they're like giving you a pap or something. Like, they will purposely be like, so like, got any good plans this weekend? Like, have you seen that movie? And honestly, like, sometimes it is good because it's like, we're both acknowledging that.

[00:18:49] This is sort of an awkward thing and let's just like get through it by trying to distract you. With some other thought, like, I think that that's good, But hoo ha. 

[00:19:00] TREY GERRALD: But hoo ha. 

[00:19:01] CHELSEY DONN: side manner, 

[00:19:03] TREY GERRALD: Well, okay. 

[00:19:04] CHELSEY DONN: but hoo ha.

[00:19:05] TREY GERRALD: what do you think the conversation topics are at play here?

[00:19:08] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, geez.

[00:19:10] TREY GERRALD: not gonna ask a gay man about the Yankees, I would imagine.

[00:19:13] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, right. We're in San Francisco.

[00:19:15] I don't know. 

[00:19:16] TREY GERRALD: Is that San Francisco? Yeah, 

[00:19:18] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. Yeah. What would we be talking about? I

[00:19:21] mean, I'm hoping that we're not pushing any Christian agenda. It doesn't sound like we are.

[00:19:27] TREY GERRALD: I just went 

[00:19:29] CHELSEY DONN: Trey just froze. 

[00:19:32] TREY GERRALD: Can you imagine, you're ass up, you got Dr. Million inside 

[00:19:37] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, yeah, 

[00:19:38] TREY GERRALD: Million leans over into your ear and says, Have you heard the good word?,

[00:19:45] CHELSEY DONN: terrifying, honestly,

[00:19:47] because you're completely, you're completely, That would be bad but you're completely vulnerable and you're captive,

[00:19:53] TREY GERRALD: Yeah that's terrible, Wait,

[00:19:55] CHELSEY DONN: they got you by the

[00:19:56] anus, By the hoo ha,

[00:19:59] TREY GERRALD: Okay, so then Jeffrey also has to a little discrepancy here. So I'm curious. They say how like you're on your side and then later they say, I had that Valium and I was ass up. So are you on all fours or are you on your side? 'cause I feel like you are on your side, right?

[00:20:15] CHELSEY DONN: Well, I think that what they were saying was first we went in just for like a check, a

[00:20:20] Check and that was what we were on our side, which I was also on my side when I had the colonic, so you're on your side because they were sort of examining, And then now that we're gonna do the procedure and we've, we've opted to do the more aggressive of the procedures,

[00:20:35] TREY GERRALD: You 

[00:20:35] CHELSEY DONN: Now we're on our back, like in more of a surgery setting.

[00:20:39] TREY GERRALD: But that would be an ass down.

[00:20:41] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. Did they say ass up?

[00:20:43] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I was assed up singing the Valley of the Dolls theme song.

[00:20:46] CHELSEY DONN: Oh yeah, you're right. Okay. So you could be

[00:20:48] laying down. What if they put, yeah, but what if they put your legs in stirrups or something?

[00:20:53] TREY GERRALD: Well, you would still be assed down, honey.

[00:20:56] CHELSEY DONN: I would, isn't that a little,

[00:20:57] TREY GERRALD: speaking.

[00:20:59] CHELSEY DONN: but your ass would be like,

[00:21:01] woohoo, you know,

[00:21:02] wouldn't it? 

[00:21:03] TREY GERRALD: that's not up. How would you describe that as up?

[00:21:06] CHELSEY DONN: If I'm like in a

[00:21:08] TREY GERRALD: How do you get your ass up? Everything else is down. That's the only way to describe ass up, is that everything else is down.

[00:21:13] CHELSEY DONN: if my ass is coming from that still ass down?

[00:21:17] TREY GERRALD: We're talking about stirrups? Like when you go to 

[00:21:19] CHELSEY DONN: Yes. Like if my legs are

[00:21:20] like, if they need 

[00:21:21] TREY GERRALD: on your butt.

[00:21:23] CHELSEY DONN: I guess so. I

[00:21:25] think it's a figure of speech. I

[00:21:26] think we're, I think I think 

[00:21:28] TREY GERRALD: little Went down the wrong hole! 

[00:21:30] CHELSEY DONN: We got the wrong call there. Do we think that this is valuable? Useful? Like, obviously, we know that the main intent here seems to be humor, but

[00:21:39] are we feeling like we're getting something out of this?

[00:21:42] TREY GERRALD: I actually do and and I was gonna point to this because I think first of all my initial like read on all of this was like I felt a little weird about it being like making gay jokes which is all we've been doing or I've been doing but I'm actually now thinking wait I would much rather work on gay men because gay men are very connected to their buttholes generally speaking.

[00:22:02] And it's maybe not as uncomfortable or like,

[00:22:06] CHELSEY DONN: Right, like, it's probably way more uncomfortable with someone who's very uncomfortable with that part of their

[00:22:11] TREY GERRALD: correct, right? I'm that just occurred to me. That's not how I started. And now I'm hearing like, okay, great. I the value here for me is that Dr. Million understands like, It can potentially be very uncomfortable and they're like easing that process for you and like you can be silly the whole volume giving I guess like that is the only way to get volume is from a doctor but it really occurred to me like like 

[00:22:36] CHELSEY DONN: know when I read it, you were like, what? 

[00:22:38] TREY GERRALD: well because it was like they gave me they didn't prescribe me also like Do you have those there?

[00:22:42] Like, don't you have to go to a pharmacy? But I guess doctors 

[00:22:45] CHELSEY DONN: No, like if you're doing more of a surgery thing, oftentimes,

[00:22:48] they'll give you Valium. They might even put it right into your IV, you know what I mean?

[00:22:53] Like, they're, 

[00:22:54] TREY GERRALD: your butt.

[00:22:55] CHELSEY DONN: they might even stick it right up there.

[00:22:56] TREY GERRALD: Wait, here's a question. Have you ever had your temperature taken up your butt 

[00:23:00] CHELSEY DONN: like when I was a baby 

[00:23:02] TREY GERRALD: Because I wonder how they do that. Are you on your side for that, or are you on all fours? I'm back to the ass up, whatever.

[00:23:10] I think it's valuable, and I appreciate the humor, and that like, this person's experience was like, we're all good. Don't feel uncomfortable.

[00:23:17] CHELSEY DONN: I agree. Also, in terms of like the spelling and grammar, excellent.

[00:23:22] TREY GERRALD: Yeah. Truthful Shady?

[00:23:23] CHELSEY DONN: Truthful shady.

[00:23:25] TREY GERRALD: Seems 

[00:23:25] CHELSEY DONN: I think truthful, Do we trust them? Like, do we think that

[00:23:30] TREY GERRALD: I do.

[00:23:31] CHELSEY DONN: they're giving us accurate information and that I can expect Dr. Million to come off how Jeffrey is implying?

[00:23:39] TREY GERRALD: I think I trust Jeffrey here is because they sort of start with, this was my concern and my expectation and this is how it was defeated, to like a positive effect, which makes me feel like I can trust them because they're being vulnerable and sharing, like, this could be uncomfortable. This one big happy anal family of like the people at this.

[00:24:01] Colorectal Center, they like, have got your back, and like, I wouldn't want this job, but the people here, they like, make it awesome, and like, kudos to them, go here, I encourage you, like, this is the spot, and I think that's like, valuable and truthful, and could be a common experience, I mean, I feel like this would be typical,

[00:24:19] CHELSEY DONN: I was gonna say, do you think we can ascertain whether or not this is common?

[00:24:24] TREY GERRALD: well, I imagine the specifics here are just so commonplace, like, they're good at distracting, and like, I was a little nervous, so they gave me value, I'm 

[00:24:32] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, I guess also, they didn't really tell us what their issue was, not that they need to, this is obviously a medical environment, so it's a little bit

[00:24:39] different, we have to be a little bit more forgiving about leaving out some sort of details, of course, because this

[00:24:45] is very personal, but it did make me wonder, like, even though this was the aggressive approach, like, maybe some people have, More severe, more serious problems that have to get dealt with and then

[00:24:57] that's gonna inherently be way more painful.

[00:25:00] And then if it's a more painful experience, then you're gonna have a negative connotation with this doctor because you're gonna say like they did this to me when maybe it's just that's what you needed to have done.

[00:25:11] TREY GERRALD: But, to counteract that, to why I don't think this is fluky is because they say, The doctor gave me a lot of options. So I, like, so that makes me think that even if I was gonna have to have very painful treatment, I would maybe get 

[00:25:24] CHELSEY DONN: Some 

[00:25:24] TREY GERRALD: several options as well, right? And then I would feel ownership of the route I'm taking, 

[00:25:29] CHELSEY DONN: That's a good point. Good point, Trey.

[00:25:31] TREY GERRALD: Obviously the humor is hilarious. I, I don't, I don't think I ever anticipated discussing Valley of the Dolls in this podcast again after we did it on episode one.

[00:25:40] CHELSEY DONN: right? That's true. Full circle.

[00:25:43] TREY GERRALD: Or was it three? 

[00:25:44] CHELSEY DONN: It was

[00:25:45] very early on. I think it was like

[00:25:46] one or 

[00:25:47] TREY GERRALD: was Fifty Shades. Yeah, it was one, two, or three. Something like that. Anyway. Yeah, I didn't think Valley of the Dolls was gonna come up. You know how silly fags can be,

[00:25:54] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, my God, Trey.

[00:25:56] TREY GERRALD: I think I can crown Jeffrey 

[00:25:58] CHELSEY DONN: can crown Jeffrey. I'm

[00:25:59] ready. 

[00:26:00] TREY GERRALD: do it.

[00:26:00] VOICEOVER: The queens are tabulating. Time for school.

[00:26:08] CHELSEY DONN: We did it! The Queens are unanimous, Jeffrey G, you are a review queen. Trey, you go first. Why did you decide to make Jeffrey G a review queen?

[00:26:20] TREY GERRALD: I mean, the only thing missing here is a picture, but I don't want to see a picture of Jeffrey G's bum, I don't think,

[00:26:25] CHELSEY DONN: Or maybe.

[00:26:26] TREY GERRALD: maybe, I don't know, but I just think that Jeffrey does a really great job here, obviously, like, we, you know, I don't know why you picked the topic, but, like, in hearing the topic, I thought this is going to be fun, like, it's an interesting, like, like, all of that goes along with proctology, and I think Jeffrey goes with that, right?

[00:26:41] And they lean into it. They make me feel like I can trust the doctor, I'm gonna be in good hands, like, it will be fine, And I, I think I have a better understanding of the clinic, having read this. So, I mean, it's a Review Queen. It does everything like I would want it to. Why did you give Geoffrey a Review Queen crown?

[00:26:58] CHELSEY DONN: I just thought Jeffrey G. did a really good job. They made themselves the butt of the joke,

[00:27:05] pun intended, and they connected to, I think, a lot of areas that people reading reviews would want to know about, like the butt sign manner

[00:27:16] and the options and the valium, all those things I think were really queenly details to include, and it's hard to talk about a topic like this and be funny Without going too far, and I thought Geoffrey really struck the balance

[00:27:32] there with their humor, like it could have been really blue, it could have been too much, and I thought it was just the right amount,

[00:27:39] so for that reason, Geoffrey G, your Review Queen, In my eyes. Great job.

[00:27:46] TREY GERRALD: I hope we can keep this a winning streak, because Chelsey, Wee oh, wee oh, wee oh, wee oh, It's game time!

[00:27:59] CHELSEY DONN: That's right, Trey. It is game

[00:28:01] time. And I have made a custom game

[00:28:05] just for you and our listeners. So Trey,

[00:28:08] TREY GERRALD: idea where this is 

[00:28:09] CHELSEY DONN: get that music queued up.

[00:28:12] Are you ready to play? Is that a top

[00:28:21] bottom? So, Trey, in 2014, BuzzFeed released an article of the top to bottom ranking of the 24 best man butts in Hollywood. I need you to identify the top 10. So I'm going to list a man butt, and you're going to tell me whether on this list of 24,

[00:28:47] this particular butt. is a top 10. Is this a top bottom? Are you ready? All right, Trey, starting with a good

[00:28:59] one. Oof, I get to look at the pictures over

[00:29:02] here. 

[00:29:02] TREY GERRALD: area.

[00:29:04] CHELSEY DONN: I had a lot of fun doing the research for this game. Okay, so, you Brad Pitt, is Brad Pitt a top bottom?

[00:29:18] TREY GERRALD: Well, when I think of Brad Pitt being attractive, I think of him in Thelma and Louise, which is, was his abs. I don't remember his butt, but I know that he's so revered. So I think the odds are high that he would be in the top of bottoms, but I can't physically picture his bottom. So I'm not going to actually say no, really.

[00:29:42] CHELSEY DONN: Brad Pitt, whose butt I just sent you, I hope I sent it to you and not somebody else,

[00:29:47] no, yeah, I did send it to You is number four on the list of top, I mean, that's a nice tush.

[00:29:56] TREY GERRALD: I've seen better.

[00:29:57] CHELSEY DONN: What? Guys, it's beautiful. It has like those two little

[00:30:02] TREY GERRALD: A little dimples.

[00:30:03] CHELSEY DONN: Yes, I love the dimple.

[00:30:06] TREY GERRALD: This is a photograph in black and white and Brad Pitt is laying on his stomach. Yeah.

[00:30:12] CHELSEY DONN: It's very attractive. Also, I want to point out that this BuzzFeed article, because it was from 2014, like all of the images were not there. They were like the question

[00:30:21] mark, so I did have to individually Google.

[00:30:24] But it's just so that I could have a visual of what I'm

[00:30:27] talking about. So, 

[00:30:28] TREY GERRALD: one for the team.

[00:30:29] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, it's an honor, truly.

[00:30:31] All

[00:30:32] Right.

[00:30:32] So if you're interested, you can find the best butt shot of Brad Pitt in the movie, Troy,

[00:30:39] TREY GERRALD: Um.

[00:30:39] CHELSEY DONN: apparent butt firmness is a nine. The overall thoughts are don't let the blur stop you from seeing a true half Godman's butt that is sweaty from the hot Grecian sun. All right, moving on. Justin Timberlake.

[00:30:54] Is that a top bottom?

[00:30:59] TREY GERRALD: Again, I had a poster of Justin Timberlake that was his abs and low cut jeans, but I don't remember his butt either, but I don't know. We're not pro Justin anymore, culturally. And I'm imagining Justin is not in the top ten, like, we need some like, melanin, and Justin is like, so far from that, even though he tried, I'm gonna say absolutely not,

[00:31:22] CHELSEY DONN: right,

[00:31:23] remember this was 2014,

[00:31:25] TREY GERRALD: gonna, I'm imagining pancakes, alright, it's fine, 

[00:31:29] CHELSEY DONN: it's fine, it was a little hard for me to find like a picture of his butt, but apparently if you want to see his butt, you have to watch Friends with Benefits,

[00:31:38] the apparent firmness is a 7. 1,

[00:31:41] mm 

[00:31:41] TREY GERRALD: can't wait for David Beckham,

[00:31:43] CHELSEY DONN: okay, moving on. Joe Mangan,

[00:31:47] Joe Manganello yellow, actually

[00:31:56] TREY GERRALD: I, I know he's attractive, but again, I think of him as like, his bulk, not his butt, He's Italian. So I'm going to say, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:32:07] CHELSEY DONN: top 10 2014.

[00:32:11] TREY GERRALD: He was popular in 2014. I'm going to say yes.

[00:32:15] CHELSEY DONN: That's right, Trey. And actually Joe Manganello is number one on the list, so

[00:32:24] TREY GERRALD: That's interesting. 

[00:32:25] CHELSEY DONN: he takes the cake. Pun intended. Apparent butt firmness 9. 5. You got to watch True Blood if you want to see that butt. This butt right here is a butt handed from the gods on two plates. One plate had one cheek.

[00:32:38] the other plate had the other cheek. Together they formed the bum beauty. Okay, you're doing very well, actually. Okay, Channing Tatum,

[00:32:54] TREY GERRALD: also very popular in 2014. I'm going to say yes. Really? Good one, Chels.

[00:33:01] CHELSEY DONN: was shocked, 22,

[00:33:05] Apparently you can find the best view of the butt in the Vow, It has a 7. 6 firmness rating, look at that butt, walk around that giant loft, No more thoughts on this butt, I, I'm gonna send you this butt, Trey, because, To me, I've been sending you all of the butts, by the way, but, To me, this is a nice touch.

[00:33:25] TREY GERRALD: been wowed by any of these bots, just FYI. Do

[00:33:28] CHELSEY DONN: Interesting. Okay. I want to touch on something that you said

[00:33:30] earlier 

[00:33:31] TREY GERRALD: want to touch some bots? Yeah.

[00:33:32] CHELSEY DONN: Mm hmm.

[00:33:34] Okay. 

[00:33:35] TREY GERRALD: Okay. That's 

[00:33:36] CHELSEY DONN: That's a nice. spot, right? Okay. Chris

[00:33:39] Hemsworth. 

[00:33:44] TREY GERRALD: So I'm not sure which Hemsworth is which.

[00:33:47] CHELSEY DONN: This one was Thor.

[00:33:49] TREY GERRALD: Is that the one that dated Miley Cyrus and like was on all fours taking a video of a squirrel or talking to a squirrel or something?

[00:33:56] CHELSEY DONN: I think that was Liam.

[00:33:57] TREY GERRALD: Oh.

[00:33:58] CHELSEY DONN: I'm not sure,

[00:33:59] TREY GERRALD: Well I'm sure these superhero people, like, I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, 

[00:34:05] CHELSEY DONN: that's right.

[00:34:06] This is the number two butt on the list and this butt, Trey. If you don't like this butt, I'm

[00:34:14] TREY GERRALD: Is it in the outfit, in the Marvel outfit or something?

[00:34:17] CHELSEY DONN: Well, I couldn't find that, so I had to find just the picture that I thought

[00:34:23] TREY GERRALD: Cause there are those pictures of Andrew Garfield as Spider Man and it's like padded, like his butt is padded. 

[00:34:29] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, no, this is, this is like an IRL butt

[00:34:32] shot. like wait until you see 

[00:34:33] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, it's good. It's also a good 

[00:34:34] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. I'm moving on. Hugh Jackman.

[00:34:40] TREY GERRALD: Oh,

[00:34:45] I mean, we know he's a dancer and also like, I feel like Wolverine all this 2014, very appropriate time. I'm gonna say, yeah, I'm gonna say yes.

[00:34:57] CHELSEY DONN: right, Trey. Hugh Jackman is number six on the list.

[00:35:01] TREY GERRALD: picture's not 

[00:35:02] CHELSEY DONN: I just sent you, I know, but that was the best I could find. But I mean, still, looks like a nice touch to me. You can see the button X Men Originals Wolverine. 8 8 firmness, this is called, Butt runs through a field of green and hides in a shed, It's adorable how scared this butt is of the world, but there's nothing to be scared of, We love you butt and give you only the best things in life, Jake Gyllenhaal.

[00:35:34] TREY GERRALD: Huh.

[00:35:35] CHELSEY DONN: Top 10.

[00:35:36] TREY GERRALD: Huh. Huh. I'm stumped. I'm in a swing. I'll say Jake Gyllenhaal is in the top ten in 2014. Oh, dear.

[00:35:46] CHELSEY DONN: Sorry, Jake Gyllenhaal is actually number 13 on the

[00:35:50] list. He didn't quite make the top 10,

[00:35:53] TREY GERRALD: homophobic because he was in Brokeback Mountain.

[00:35:56] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, there's, yeah, that's what I mean, there's some stuff to talk about at the end of this. Alright, moving on,

[00:36:01] TREY GERRALD: It's a bad picture.

[00:36:03] CHELSEY DONN: Zac

[00:36:04] Efron!

[00:36:10] TREY GERRALD: Yes. This is a picture of Neighbors where he's naked on the toilet.

[00:36:14] CHELSEY DONN: Well, I don't have that one, but I couldn't get the butt in the shot, but I had to include it just because I was like, that's a hot shot, and the other one was like, not that great, but I'm sending Trey the pictures.

[00:36:23] TREY GERRALD: There's a picture. Yes, that's the picture, right. Yeah, how did I know? 

[00:36:27] CHELSEY DONN: I'm sorry, but he's so hot. I can't even.

[00:36:29] That awkward moment is the best place to find the butt, which I think is that toilet shot.

[00:36:34] Another side butt worthy of a million front facing butts. Zach's toilet pose proves butts can take any form and still be perfect. He's beautiful. The underwear shot is not as cute though.

[00:36:46] TREY GERRALD: No, but you can tell it's nice.

[00:36:47] CHELSEY DONN: Yes. Okay.

[00:36:49] TREY GERRALD: He's number nine? That's interesting.

[00:36:50] CHELSEY DONN: Okay. Chris Evans,

[00:36:53] TREY GERRALD: Mm hmm.

[00:36:58] I get the Hemsworth, Heaven, all of that 

[00:37:00] CHELSEY DONN: I know same, same, 

[00:37:03] TREY GERRALD: Chris Evans. Yeah, sure. I'll say yes.

[00:37:07] CHELSEY DONN: Trey, that is correct, Chris Evans is actually, can you guess what number he is?

[00:37:12] TREY GERRALD: He's probably, well, I'm going to say 10 because it 

[00:37:15] CHELSEY DONN: I just saw it, so it's number 10, he's

[00:37:18] number 10 on the list, 

[00:37:19] TREY GERRALD: guy. He's from Varsity Blues. He's from Varsity Blues.

[00:37:21] CHELSEY DONN: Yes,

[00:37:22] but you should apparently watch Not Another Teen Movie if you want to get the real

[00:37:27] pre Captain America excellent tush.

[00:37:30] TREY GERRALD: he has the whipped cream

[00:37:31] CHELSEY DONN: Yes.

[00:37:32] TREY GERRALD: bikini, That's like the spoof of Varsity Blues, yeah, got it.

[00:37:36] CHELSEY DONN: Alright, so is that six for you so far?

[00:37:38] TREY GERRALD: Six right,

[00:37:38] CHELSEY DONN: Okay, so

[00:37:41] technically I have three more, but I don't think we need them. I had some bonus rounds just in case. We can make this the last guy. Alright, Bradley Cooper.

[00:37:55] TREY GERRALD: Well, I'm fighting the urge to say I've worked with Bradley Cooper, but the world will never know,

[00:38:00] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, yeah.

[00:38:01] TREY GERRALD: so this is the only ass I've seen in person.

[00:38:04] CHELSEY DONN: Hmm.

[00:38:04] TREY GERRALD: I don't, ugh, I knew he was in like war movies, 2014, but we don't think of Bradley Cooper as like muscly, right? Like I don't think of him as like a muscle man, I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say no, not in the top ten.

[00:38:18] CHELSEY DONN: That is correct, Trey, I'm sending you that tush. Trey, you killed that game.

[00:38:25] TREY GERRALD: Wait, who's on the right in this picture?

[00:38:27] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know, but they're both cute. I think, wait, Bradley's on the right. Who's on the left?

[00:38:32] TREY GERRALD: Well, I think the butt on the right is better than the one on the left, is this Hangover stuff? I've never seen Hangover.

[00:38:37] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know. I just, maybe,

[00:38:39] yeah. 

[00:38:40] TREY GERRALD: What can I say? I know my butts.

[00:38:42] CHELSEY DONN: Mm hmm. You do know your butts. That was excellent, Trey. You got seven right and three wrong.

[00:38:49] You really know your butts.

[00:38:51] TREY GERRALD: Wow.

[00:38:52] CHELSEY DONN: Listeners, did you beat Trey? Do you know even more butts than the Queen, Trey, themselves? Call and let us know. 1 850 REVIEW ZERO. Slide into those DMs. Trey, very impressive.

[00:39:05] TREY GERRALD: What can I say? I have my masters in butt divinity.

[00:39:09] CHELSEY DONN: Ah, that's right.

[00:39:12] VOICEOVER: Review that. Review.

[00:39:15] CHELSEY DONN: All right, we are back from that Tushalicious game break

[00:39:20] and it's Trey. 

[00:39:21] TREY GERRALD: frickalicious, make the boys 

[00:39:23] CHELSEY DONN: And it's Trey's turn.

[00:39:25] TREY GERRALD: Alright, so today I was responsible for the one star review from Yelp, and the one I'm gonna share with you is written by someone named Connor L. And funny you talked about the picture because also this picture I'm gonna send to you of Connor, because I think it's a very interesting profile picture to have on Yelp.

[00:39:44] You mentioned that Jeffery G., yeah, and I want you to look at Connor's profile picture

[00:39:49] CHELSEY DONN: Okay.

[00:39:50] TREY GERRALD: and describe it to the audience.

[00:39:52] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my. Connor is wearing very tight salmon colored shorts

[00:40:01] TREY GERRALD: Yes, very 

[00:40:02] CHELSEY DONN: are sort of bunched up, we're sitting and reading a book, we're very muscular, we have a nice striped top, not so dissimilar from mine, except it's a tank top, so we get to see those nice muscles, but really getting a full frontal, if you will, of that bull,

[00:40:18] TREY GERRALD: Reading a book, you don't see the face or below the 

[00:40:21] CHELSEY DONN: no face, 

[00:40:22] TREY GERRALD: It's a very interesting crop.

[00:40:24] CHELSEY DONN: right?

[00:40:25] TREY GERRALD: I like the name Connor, though.

[00:40:26] CHELSEY DONN: Well, I have issues with the name Connor, but we'll talk about that in the after show.

[00:40:31] TREY GERRALD: Got it.

[00:40:32] CHELSEY DONN: Well, I can't wait to hear Connor's review, I mean, if that picture is any indicator of what's to come, I think that, uh, Connor's gonna be packing some heat, if you know what I mean.

[00:40:42] TREY GERRALD: Well, if you want to hear Connor's one star review that begins with all caps, DO NOT GO TO HER, SHE COULD HAVE LITERALLY KILLED ME,

[00:40:53] CHELSEY DONN: my god,

[00:40:54] TREY GERRALD: then you gotta join our Patreon. 

[00:40:56] CHELSEY DONN: that's right, go to reviewthatreview. com slash patreon to hear the flip side of this story,

[00:41:03] TREY GERRALD: woo! We did a queen, that is another round on the RUARQ doctorate. Of butts in ministry of God.

[00:41:11] CHELSEY DONN: that's right, thank you for joining us today, if you like what you heard, tell a tushy friend, ha

[00:41:17] TREY GERRALD: you did not like what you heard, tell an arse enemy. 

[00:41:20] CHELSEY DONN: ha, 

[00:41:21] TREY GERRALD: this week's After Show pod, as stated, we're taking a Thank you, Chels. So on this week's After Show, we are both taking a spin on the Meryl Go Round, as well as rating and reviewing that opposite end of the spectrum written by Connor L.

[00:41:36] CHELSEY DONN: Wow. And I wonder why this was said. No scrubs.

[00:41:46] TREY GERRALD: No, oh, 

[00:41:48] CHELSEY DONN: we just want 

[00:41:49] TREY GERRALD: some scrubs, When you're scrubbing up in my butthole, Give me those scrubby scrubs, I want you clean when you're in my bootyhole.

[00:41:58] CHELSEY DONN: Wow. That's a horse of a different color. But why would we say that? But why?

[00:42:06] But why? 

[00:42:07] TREY GERRALD: But? What? Why? But? But why? 

[00:42:11] CHELSEY DONN: why? 

[00:42:12] TREY GERRALD: But why? But why? But, bye bye bye bye, now remember,

[00:42:16] CHELSEY DONN: Ignore the haters. You're a, oh god, Tushy Queen?

[00:42:22] TREY GERRALD: gender nonspecific, top bottom, Tushy Queen. Bye!

[00:42:25] CHELSEY DONN: Bye!

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[00:42:51] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my goodness.

[00:42:53] TREY GERRALD: Wow, you guys.

[00:42:54] CHELSEY DONN: My butt like was like clenched throughout that entire review, just thinking

[00:42:58] about that idea of having somebody up there, somebody like Trey with that wig and those gloves, I'm gonna have nightmares,

[00:43:06] TREY GERRALD: I am Dr. Billion. I love butts. 

[00:43:09] CHELSEY DONN: god, 

[00:43:09] TREY GERRALD: Ass

[00:43:10] CHELSEY DONN: also the bat flaps on the top of the gloves, if I showed up and you were giving me an anal exam, I think I would be very nervous, see

[00:43:23] TREY GERRALD: See you Friday, Queens. Bye.

[00:43:24] CHELSEY DONN: you Friday, bye.

Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.



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