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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 157: "One A Day Multivitamin - 1 Star Review"



Review That Review with Chelsey & Trey
Episode 157: "One A Day Multivitamin - 1 Star Review"

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*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!


[00:00:00] TREY GERRALD: For everybody, there's a one a day.

[00:00:03] CHELSEY DONN: I don't remember that.

[00:00:04] TREY GERRALD: Oh, girl, I do. I could even sing it again. 

[00:00:07] TREY GERRALD: For everybody, there's a one a day!


[00:00:13] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!


[00:00:42] CHELSEY DONN: Hello.

[00:00:44] TREY GERRALD: and welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

[00:00:52] CHELSEY DONN: Reviews!

[00:00:54] TREY GERRALD: That is Chelsey

[00:00:56] CHELSEY DONN: And that is Trey Gerrald III.

[00:00:59] TREY GERRALD: That's right. But together, just call

[00:01:01] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens,

[00:01:05] TREY GERRALD: And from one review queen to the other girl, I gotta know, is there anything that you need to?

[00:01:10] VOICEOVER: Lodge a complaint,

[00:01:12] TREY GERRALD: this

[00:01:12] TREY GERRALD: week? 

[00:01:12] CHELSEY DONN: course, Trey. I've been dying to lodge this complaint since this morning. It is Mercury Retrograde now while we're recording this, so I want to blame Mercury Retrograde maybe, or maybe it's Murphy again, but I ordered food for Goldie. So I ordered on DoorDash last night to be delivered this morning because we were like out, out two boxes of this food that she eats, which is like 24 of these little packets.

[00:01:39] CHELSEY DONN: I got it this morning. They were only 10 packets. Remember? I ordered 24. There were only 10 packets but they charged me the same amount. 

[00:01:51] TREY GERRALD: What? 

[00:01:52] CHELSEY DONN: like the Dasher was like, so sorry, they actually don't have two full boxes, they only have like 10 left or like automatic refund for the ones that I didn't get.

[00:02:01] CHELSEY DONN: They just full out were like gonna try and pull a fast one and then of course I noticed and so then I like did the automated thing. Like complaining, didn't receive my full order or whatever. And then they gave me a refund, but it wasn't like equivalent to the value of the product that I was missing. I think it was nominal.

[00:02:22] CHELSEY DONN: Like maybe it was like 6 less, but either way, I was like, why am I paying 6 more when like you and now I'm gonna have to go to the store and buy more now, like I'm inconveniencing my life. I'm not getting what I wanted to. And you're not even going to like make it right. I don't understand and then of course I had to go on the like chat thing and then I was trying to explain to the guy and he's like it has to go into review because you already got like this like partial discount you'll get a thing and you like your email this is just too much

[00:02:53] TREY GERRALD: It reminds me of the complaint that Liv Laflarseny did the Royal send up of.

[00:03:00] TREY GERRALD: Cause when you did, you got the gift for your friend's birthday

[00:03:03] CHELSEY DONN: oh yeah

[00:03:04] TREY GERRALD: from like a Dasher. You know, and I have to be in full transparency, I've never used DoorDash for anything other than, like, food delivery. I was a Instacart shopper for two days, and it was too much, I hated it.

[00:03:17] CHELSEY DONN: Did Postmates for a day.

[00:03:19] TREY GERRALD: It's an interesting conundrum, because if you are ordering a specific count of something, and then a third party is going, they're shopping, they grab the wrong count, then it's like this whole arbitration of like the refund versus like the incompetence versus like who's actually in charge here and then like and like with that candle story from the past it's like okay so then like i have to go through doordash chat and then doordash has to contact the store and then it's

[00:03:44] TREY GERRALD: like then we have to deal with the dasher as well and then it's like okay but then it has to be under review like it's such a headache for something that's supposed to be creating convenience

[00:03:52] CHELSEY DONN: Exactly. Like I did this because I was like, I have things like happening today. I have the recording. I have whatever. I got home super late last night from work. I was just like, all right, I just need to set these things up. Bang, bang, bang. And then, you know, Mercury decides to get in the way and Communications all awry.

[00:04:10] CHELSEY DONN: She does two a day, but like, if my weekend task is that I need to get this food, like now I only have five days of runway, you know what I mean? I'm about to get into the craziness of the work week, so I'm gonna have to probably go out either tomorrow or Monday and go get more. So, it was, and it all started because Chewy was like out of like my auto ship or whatever.

[00:04:33] CHELSEY DONN: So there's just like many layers to this tale, but anyway, that's my complaint. Can we just like make it easier? I understand that mistakes get made and be the ape, but if we could just like refund me exactly for what I didn't get and also maybe like throw me five bones just to like keep me happy and be like, sorry for the mistake.

[00:04:54] CHELSEY DONN: That's all. Complaint lodged.

[00:04:56] TREY GERRALD: I hear that. It's so I want to say the F word. It's very frustrating and

[00:04:59] TREY GERRALD: annoying. I feel, I feel influenced and using Dash, DoorDash products, Postmates, any of this. I don't want a third party getting it confused and complicated.

[00:05:09] TREY GERRALD: That's 

[00:05:10] CHELSEY DONN: I'm with you.

[00:05:11] TREY GERRALD: Well, should we keep assessing?

[00:05:13] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah, thank you for listening. I think, I think I'd like to hear from somebody else besides myself.

[00:05:19] TREY GERRALD: All right, let's do it.

[00:05:21] VOICEOVER: Review That Review,

[00:05:25] CHELSEY DONN: All 

[00:05:26] CHELSEY DONN: right, we are your trusty Review Queens. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:05:32] TREY GERRALD: We read you a review, We break it down and rate the impact of that review on a scale from zero to five crowns. It's a really regal process that we call

[00:05:41] VOICEOVER: Assess That Kvetch, It's

[00:05:47] CHELSEY DONN: in for us? I can't wait to hear.

[00:05:49] TREY GERRALD: Alright, I just changed this three times during your complaint. I changed it twice during your

[00:05:53] TREY GERRALD: complaint. Because you said something that reminded me of this review. So today,

[00:05:57] TREY GERRALD: Chelsey, you and I are going to be rating and reviewing a two star Amazon review for One A Day Women's Petite's Multivitamin. Supplement with vitamin A, C, D, E, and Zinc for immune health support, B, vitamins, biotin, folate, parentheses, as folic acid, end parentheses. ampersand, more, tablet, one, sixty, 

[00:06:30] TREY GERRALD: count.

[00:06:31] CHELSEY DONN: That's a supercala.

[00:06:37] TREY GERRALD: Sure is supercala.

[00:06:39] CHELSEY DONN: Wow. That was quite a title for vitamins.

[00:06:42] TREY GERRALD: Why didn't they say A, B, C, D, and E? Why did they say A, C, D, E, and then comma B vitamins? Isn't that weird?

[00:06:51] CHELSEY DONN: It is weird. I don't know. Maybe who the hell knows?

[00:06:54] TREY GERRALD: have you ever heard of Wannaday?

[00:06:55] CHELSEY DONN: Yes.

[00:06:56] TREY GERRALD: Do you remember the jingle?

[00:06:58] CHELSEY DONN: No. Do you?

[00:06:59] TREY GERRALD: For everybody, there's a Wannaday.

[00:07:03] CHELSEY DONN: I don't remember that.

[00:07:04] TREY GERRALD: Oh girl, I do.

[00:07:05] TREY GERRALD: I could even sing it again for everybody they don't wanna name.

[00:07:10] CHELSEY DONN: Wow.

[00:07:11] TREY GERRALD: So today,

[00:07:12] TREY GERRALD: this is from a user named Captain Awesome

[00:07:16] CHELSEY DONN: Captain Awesome. Okay.

[00:07:19] TREY GERRALD: And I do want you to know that there are three images that are attached. So I will be texting those to you once we've read this review.

[00:07:26] TREY GERRALD: So one star 

[00:07:27] CHELSEY DONN: weeks ago, we were great and now 

[00:07:29] CHELSEY DONN: we're awesome.

[00:07:30] TREY GERRALD: now we're awesome and it's gonna be awesome. So here we go. Captain Awesomes, one star Amazon Review for this. Women's one a day. Oh, this is from May 31st, 2020, if that matters. It is a verified purchase. The pattern name is Vitamin, so whatever that means.

[00:07:46] CHELSEY DONN: Okay. Vitamin.

[00:07:47] TREY GERRALD: Subject, all caps, confusing, two exclamation marks, help me, exclamation mark, help me I'm poor.

[00:07:56] TREY GERRALD: No, it doesn't say that. Okay, here we are, Captain Awesome's Review. So I added a COVID 19 LBS to my gut while I was working. I mostly blame Oreos, DoorDash, and my lack of willpower. Anyway, I wasn't feeling the best, and my sister recommended adding a supplement to my diet. She also suggested I quit buying Oreos, but that's ridiculous.

[00:08:27] TREY GERRALD: And besides, I'm back in the office, so I don't have access to them nine hours a day. Anyway, dot a dot, so, I order these one a day vitamins, right? Cool, they get here, I take one a day, I still feel a little sluggish, I don't want to quit buying Oreos, so, I check the bottle, dot dot, serving size, two tablets, TWO? Tablets? All caps? Question mark, exclamation mark, question mark? What you talkin bout, Willis? They are called One A Day. All caps. ONE A DAY! Shouldn't that read All caps, one tablet. So I'm like, okay, wait. So there were 160 tablets and I thought that was a lot, but I never actually did the math. Math is hard. It makes my head hurt. I was just like, well, I got the bulk size, like at Costco. So it's like four months worth or something. So if I take. Two day instead of all caps one a day and there are 160 tablets dot a dot the smiley face emoji where the hands are holding the chin and the eyes are looking the side like hmm Two a day would be like 60 a month, but I didn't get them till like the 10th or whatever So like that's not a full month, but if it were two months Would be 120 tablets and three months would be 180 tablets. Why are there 160 tablets in the bottle? Question mark, question mark, question mark. That's like a month and 20 days worth. Wait, dot dot dot. I got my bottle on the 10th or whatever, dot dot dot. So I needed 20 for the rest of the month, dot dot dot. All caps. W space, T space, F. How did Bayer know when I was going to order them and that I'd only need 20 for the first month? All caps. Is Bayer working for the Illuminati? Question mark, exclamation mark, question mark. At that point, I really started panicking. I mean, I already know the Illuminati is listening to me through my phone because of the ads I get on Facebook after I have a random conversation and mention a product.

[00:10:58] TREY GERRALD: Now the Illuminati is messing with my vitamins? What's in these things? The next part, I don't really remember. I was just told that they found me rocking back and forth in the corner, hugging my knees, mumbling, quote, it said, one a day, over and over. I'm much better now. The doctors and the nice place with the padded rooms let me come home yesterday. The bottle is still here, though. It still says ONE a day, but also says I have to take TWO!

[00:11:36] CHELSEY DONN: Oh man, 

[00:11:37] CHELSEY DONN: sending out an SOS for Captain, awesome.

[00:11:43] TREY GERRALD: So I'm gonna 

[00:11:44] TREY GERRALD: send you, I'm gonna text you, these photos that are attached. They have attached evidentiary 

[00:11:50] TREY GERRALD: support.

[00:11:52] CHELSEY DONN: So there's supplement facts, like a screenshot of the back of the bottle essentially and it says serving size 2 tablets, servings per container 80, so essentially 80 days I guess. And then the next picture is the front of the bottle and then there's like, you know how you can mark up an image and draw an arrow, they've drawn like a blue arrow pointing to the one in the front of the one a day bottle and then the last image is now like an actual picture of the bottle instead of like a screenshot of facts and it says direction adults to tablets daily with food and they've marked up with a red rectangle around that area to make sure that we definitely see what it is that they're talking about I mean this got a little on hinge especially towards the end

[00:12:43] TREY GERRALD: I would agree.

[00:12:44] TREY GERRALD: That's the right word. 

[00:12:45] CHELSEY DONN: I feel like it was funny and there was an interesting point that was being made, which is that, like, obviously, if you're going to call your product one a day, it should be one pill, like, clearly, like, that's, like, kind of hilarious, like, it's like saying, like, seven minute abs, just kidding, it's actually 15 minutes, like, that's,

[00:13:06] TREY GERRALD: Right.

[00:13:07] CHELSEY DONN: you know, like, that would never fly, it doesn't even say once a day, if it said once a 

[00:13:12] TREY GERRALD: Once a day, Good point. 

[00:13:15] CHELSEY DONN: it would be like, okay, you have to take two tablets once a day.

[00:13:18] CHELSEY DONN: Fine. One a day. Why didn't they just more concentrate of the product into one pill? It's very odd. Don't you think they could have like ground down two pills maybe and like put them inside one of those gelatin capsules or there's got to be a way to get without having it have to be like a horse pill to be able to get the size down here so I can understand the frustration.

[00:13:44] TREY GERRALD: It's a good distinction because these are the tablets, so maybe the capsules, it is one? I don't

[00:13:49] TREY GERRALD: know, 

[00:13:50] CHELSEY DONN: yeah, but still it's the name of the product.

[00:13:52] TREY GERRALD: that's the point here, is I feel like One A Day became a brand because they were combining all of these multivitamins into one, like the

[00:14:00] TREY GERRALD: whole gimmick is that it's one a

[00:14:02] TREY GERRALD: day, so it's multivitamins That the serving size is too.

[00:14:06] TREY GERRALD: 'cause I

[00:14:06] TREY GERRALD: would even maybe think, I don't need to check the serving size. It's one a day. So

[00:14:10] TREY GERRALD: that's very funny. And I think the original point you were reaching to make was like, the review is really funny and then they start talking about the Illuminati and then it goes to like the insane asylum. Like you

[00:14:20] TREY GERRALD: could have stopped before that.

[00:14:21] TREY GERRALD: Like you could have

[00:14:22] CHELSEY DONN: If you would have stopped before that, I would have been like, Oh, that's so clever and cute and funny and whatever. But then when we got to like the padded cell and the Illuminati and the corner, like we get that this was driving you crazy as like it should, cause it is kind of crazy, but I think we took it a little bit.

[00:14:40] CHELSEY DONN: Too far.

[00:14:41] TREY GERRALD: And I would even say the beginning as is very padded with this whole concept of

[00:14:45] TREY GERRALD: eating Oreos and my sister and like I need to stop eating the Oreos and I don't want to like all of that is like sort of lame jokes but I sort of bought it because the point of the serving size is so funny that I was willing to forgive it but

[00:14:57] TREY GERRALD: now with the whole in its entirety I feel a little bit like clearly this is a jokey review with like

[00:15:03] TREY GERRALD: a very interesting point I don't know that it deserves one star but you I don't know, we can keep talking about that, but I do think you sort of, like, have gone too extreme in the jokiness, even though 1, 136 people found this

[00:15:18] CHELSEY DONN: Wow. I can, I would imagine, I would imagine this review probably went viral. 

[00:15:23] TREY GERRALD: I would think. 

[00:15:24] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. I mean, I think it's really interesting because oftentimes when we get this jokey review, there's not also a point to it. And in this case, there is actually a point to it. And there is evidentiary support and there are photos.

[00:15:38] CHELSEY DONN: So like, it's like, this is a joke, but Wow, like so many people would have taken one pill and now they're armed with this information of like, well, if I'm gonna buy this product, I need to use two of them. I think that's kind of queenly. It's an interesting mixture here.

[00:15:56] TREY GERRALD: It is so funny because so many of these components are things that I am always holding up against other people's reviews

[00:16:03] TREY GERRALD: but I think they overshoot the landing. I

[00:16:05] TREY GERRALD: mean, 

[00:16:06] CHELSEY DONN: stick the landing.

[00:16:07] TREY GERRALD: in the humor category I feel like it's so obvious it's a joke review so it kind of removes some of the humor points, but then, like, the edited, marked up images that they attach are, like, really funny.

[00:16:19] TREY GERRALD: Like, the photos are

[00:16:20] TREY GERRALD: even comedy. And the thesis is so funny, but I think it could have used an Edit, ultimately in the humor, which is probably going to lower the score for me.

[00:16:28] CHELSEY DONN: Same, I agree.

[00:16:29] TREY GERRALD: Well, what do you think about the value?

[00:16:31] CHELSEY DONN: The value, I mean, like I said, I think it's valuable because it's giving me new and unique information, right?

[00:16:38] TREY GERRALD: Great, but will the value have an impact on you? Like, would you not buy the one a day because you actually have to take two servings?

[00:16:44] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know. I mean, maybe, I think, like, I would, it depends, like, I really don't like taking pills, so if my, like, only reason for taking one a day was that, like, I can get it all done in one, and I found out I needed to do two, maybe I would search for other products to see if there was something else that I could take that would truly be one pill.

[00:17:04] CHELSEY DONN: So, like, I think that's impactful.

[00:17:06] TREY GERRALD: I agree. And even myself, like I take an allergy pill, I take two different

[00:17:11] TREY GERRALD: antidepressants, and I also take a thing for my hair loss. So I, I am

[00:17:15] TREY GERRALD: taking four pills a day. 

[00:17:16] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. I'm taking like four to five pills a day and it's like, it's enough.

[00:17:20] TREY GERRALD: But, but then also, I do take all these other supplements like in powder form and in some capsule form for like working out and stuff, so I'm already doing so many that I do kind of feel like, well, what's two servings of, but the whole point of the brand was we've consolidated everything, so it's really a funny conundrum

[00:17:38] TREY GERRALD: that we're 

[00:17:39] CHELSEY DONN: know. I know. One a day.

[00:17:41] TREY GERRALD: Spelling grammar

[00:17:42] TREY GERRALD: is good, Captain Awesome.

[00:17:45] TREY GERRALD: does a great job with spelling and grammar. Maybe there was one hiccup in there, but they really love pushing the enter. Cause it's really long. Like all of the thought beats, if this were a monologue, are on their own

[00:17:57] TREY GERRALD: line. Yeah. I mean, do you think this is a common, typical experience that people are feeling frustrated?

[00:18:05] CHELSEY DONN: mean, I think it might be common that people mistake one a day for being something that you would have to take once a 

[00:18:12] TREY GERRALD: Okay, well, that's an interesting point, Chelsey, because I wonder if people are underdosing themselves because they just

[00:18:17] TREY GERRALD: assume it's one tablet.

[00:18:19] CHELSEY DONN: for sure, yeah,

[00:18:20] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, that it, mm, but it's a multi I'm, mm, I don't know, I mean,

[00:18:24] CHELSEY DONN: humor, I mean, I thought it was humorous, I think we didn't stick the landing, I mean, like, I don't love the padded cell joke, when was this written? You said, when was this written?

[00:18:33] TREY GERRALD: May 2020.

[00:18:34] CHELSEY DONN: So it's like, I don't know, I feel like maybe jokes like that, maybe I'm just too sensitive, who the hell knows, but I do, I do give a nod for the, For the humor here.

[00:18:42] CHELSEY DONN: I think there's humor here. What about you?

[00:18:44] TREY GERRALD: Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm like conflicted because I think the images are very funny and I always

[00:18:50] TREY GERRALD: want images, but I think, I don't know, I'm wondering if the whole ending I think it would be funnier if they had cut it, but I don't know that like, I don't know, should that have an impact on, like, I don't know if it will even itself out, I don't know, but I don't think this would have an impact on me buying the vitamin, because I personally, like, it's fine, I'm just putting them all in

[00:19:10] TREY GERRALD: my mouth and swallowing. Here's a question, do you put pills and stuff in your mouth and then drink water, or do you drink water and then drop, like, put water in your mouth and then

[00:19:19] TREY GERRALD: drop the pills in?

[00:19:21] CHELSEY DONN: put the pills in my mouth and then drink the water.

[00:19:24] TREY GERRALD: do that, I can't do that, I have to create a puddle first,

[00:19:27] CHELSEY DONN: What? 

[00:19:27] TREY GERRALD: Because I

[00:19:27] TREY GERRALD: don't want the chalkiness in my mouth. I

[00:19:30] TREY GERRALD: had a feeling 

[00:19:31] CHELSEY DONN: do it for two 

[00:19:32] TREY GERRALD: I had a feeling this was gonna be weird. But that's

[00:19:35] TREY GERRALD: something I do I, I, I drink a little out of a 

[00:19:38] CHELSEY DONN: they're gonna like floating in there and then they like,

[00:19:40] TREY GERRALD: you know, my dad used to, I've talked about this on the podcast, but my dad had goodies powder and it was like little like gum wrappers and you would like open it and it's powder and he would just pour it in his mouth and swallow it without anything.

[00:19:50] TREY GERRALD: He would also swallow like Swallow like aspirin with no water. He would just use his own

[00:19:55] CHELSEY DONN: gross, right? No,

[00:19:58] TREY GERRALD: I think I can crown super

[00:19:59] CHELSEY DONN: I think I can crown. Yeah, I can crown captain.

[00:20:03] TREY GERRALD: All right. So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another. We're going to sign and multaneously reveal our ratings.

[00:20:11] VOICEOVER: The Queens are tabulating, Total score,

[00:20:19] TREY GERRALD: have a feeling.

[00:20:20] CHELSEY DONN: don't know. I'm like going back and forth between two. Okay. Interesting. Okay. I'm holding up three and a half crowns. Trey's holding up four crowns. I went with one above middle of the road because I do think obviously went viral. There were like over a thousand likes on it. People clearly think this is funny.

[00:20:36] CHELSEY DONN: Even if like it wasn't a hundred percent my taste, I can acknowledge the fact that like there was an attempted humor, the spelling, When grammar was good so there was intention there and mostly like there's information here that I feel like I and many other people wouldn't know buying one a day and that sort of cleanly and we attached photos.

[00:20:54] CHELSEY DONN: So I took a crown and a half off because I don't know like How much information I have here about the actual product and I don't think I could like end my search here. I'd have to read more reviews. So that's why I went with three and a half, but Trey went with four. Why? Four crowns for Captain 

[00:21:12] CHELSEY DONN: Awesome.

[00:21:14] TREY GERRALD: A lot of what you said, I also just, I don't, I think that One Star is maybe too harsh, but I think the humor is very funny, even though I think ultimately they could have cut it earlier, but the effort that went into it I think is really funny, and I didn't, I wish that I could go back in a time machine and video my actions as I was opening up a Wannaday, if I would just assume that it was one capsule before reading this review, but I will never think of Wannaday. The same now because

[00:21:41] TREY GERRALD: of Captain Awesome. So four, really solid, and they're just spreading joy, which is funny. I would say it's awesome. So that's why I said four.

[00:21:49] CHELSEY DONN: love that. I, I like these reviews we've been bringing in Trey lately. Traitly, I like, I like these reviews we've been bringing in lately. Do you think they're a little bit different?

[00:21:59] TREY GERRALD: you take a multivitamin?

[00:22:01] CHELSEY DONN: Ah, man, I'm like almost as bad as the vitamins as I am with the water to be completely on, on, What's wrong with me? To be completely honest, I'm not the best at the vitamins, even though we have our Vitable.

[00:22:12] CHELSEY DONN: au And the quit, I really don't have an excuse, but I need to do something to make the habit more habitual, 

[00:22:20] TREY GERRALD: Yeah. Everyone use our code at Vitable so that you don't have to be tricked by one a day.

[00:22:24] CHELSEY DONN: There you go. 

[00:22:25] TREY GERRALD: All right.

[00:22:25] TREY GERRALD: Queen, we have reached the most regal portion of our show. Chelsey, who are you inducting today for?

[00:22:32] VOICEOVER: My Royal Highness,

[00:22:34] CHELSEY DONN: Thanks for asking, Trey. So, you know when you have like a pain in your arm or something and you're just like, I don't know how I got that. I had this pain in my arm. I don't know if I like slept on it weird. It seemed like it was coming from my shoulder and it was just annoying. It didn't hurt all the time, but it was like if I went to reach for my phone a certain way or whatever it was, I would feel this pain and it was really annoying and then I went to my friend's house last night and And they were like, do you want to use my Theragun?

[00:22:59] CHELSEY DONN: And I was like, I don't know, and he used this Theragun on me, and it was like so painful, I was like screaming, it hurt so bad, because I guess like it was so tight or whatever it was, but then when he finished, I was like, oh my God, My arm is fine. 

[00:23:11] TREY GERRALD: Oh my 

[00:23:12] CHELSEY DONN: Like, I don't think I can afford a Theragun at this point in my life.

[00:23:15] CHELSEY DONN: I might have to get like a knock off or something like that, but these things work, you guys. Like, wow, I can't believe it actually was just like a knot in my shoulder that was causing this pain in my arm that I was having for weeks that was cured by this Theragun. So, thank you, Theragun, for being out there.

[00:23:31] CHELSEY DONN: I hope I can find something like that that I can use in my everyday life because it really seems to make a difference. Uh, if you have a Theragun, let us know how you feel about yours, but I think two thumbs up, and that's why, Theragun, thank you for healing me, you are my Royal Highness.

[00:23:49] TREY GERRALD: I've never used one. Like, I've

[00:23:51] TREY GERRALD: never used one ever. Yeah, and I've wanted one, but I've just never done it, so I have no idea.

[00:23:55] CHELSEY DONN: get one, Trey, if you guys can get it between the two of you. Oh my god, it was like boom, boom, boom, like it was definitely painful and I lay on balls and I do different like trigger points so I know like the pain can be like good because you just like need to get on the other side of the pain or whatever, but like it is worth it if it's just going to be like, I don't know, 15 seconds of that and then 

[00:24:14] TREY GERRALD: but they are expensive. 

[00:24:16] CHELSEY DONN: they're expensive, 

[00:24:16] TREY GERRALD: yeah.

[00:24:17] TREY GERRALD: Well, good, I'm glad you're feeling better.

[00:24:18] CHELSEY DONN: Thank you.

[00:24:19] TREY GERRALD: Well, we did it, Queen. That's another round on the R U A R Q Ferris Wheel of Illuminati listening in on your phones. Are you about to get ads for one a day? 

[00:24:29] TREY GERRALD: Call in, let us

[00:24:29] CHELSEY DONN: One a day, one a day, are you listening? Thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, tell one friend a day.

[00:24:36] TREY GERRALD: If you did not like what you heard, tell three enemies a day.

[00:24:40] CHELSEY DONN: On this week's After Show Pod, we're rating and reviewing a review that was sent to me a while ago that I did not do as a main show episode, but it is a one star review from Amazon for Sugar Free Gummy Bears.

[00:24:56] TREY GERRALD: Uh oh.

[00:24:56] CHELSEY DONN: Uh huh.

[00:24:57] TREY GERRALD: Oh, I 

[00:24:57] TREY GERRALD: think I, I think I might have come across this too. Well, I wonder why this was said. I'm never gonna get like a chip clip on one of these tiny little things. Like I'm not gonna make,

[00:25:09] TREY GERRALD: Oh, I'm so full. Oh, I just have to save this for later. Oh,

[00:25:14] CHELSEY DONN: Trey.

[00:25:15] TREY GERRALD: I'm too petite. I can't. Oh, I just can't.

[00:25:17] TREY GERRALD: Oh,

[00:25:17] TREY GERRALD: I had three bears.

[00:25:18] TREY GERRALD: I feel complete. I'm just so dainty and reasonable.

[00:25:22] CHELSEY DONN: oh my goodness.

[00:25:23] TREY GERRALD: I live, nope, fuck that. Hmm,

[00:25:27] TREY GERRALD: I love gummy bears. Gummy bears, bouncing

[00:25:31] TREY GERRALD: Here 

[00:25:31] CHELSEY DONN: and there and everywhere,

[00:25:34] TREY GERRALD: High adventures that match beyond compare, They are the

[00:25:39] TREY GERRALD: Gummy

[00:25:39] TREY GERRALD: bears.

[00:25:40] CHELSEY DONN: bears.

[00:25:41] TREY GERRALD: Did you watch that show?

[00:25:42] CHELSEY DONN: I think so, yeah.

[00:25:43] TREY GERRALD: We used to sing, Bouncing here and in your underwear,

[00:25:47] CHELSEY DONN: You and your sister? 

[00:25:49] CHELSEY DONN: Cute. Hi, Mandy.

[00:25:51] TREY GERRALD: Well, please remember,

[00:25:52] CHELSEY DONN: Ignore the haters, you're a Captain Awesome Queen.

[00:25:55] TREY GERRALD: Super gender nonspecific, Captain Awesome, Queen.

[00:25:59] CHELSEY DONN: That's right. 

[00:26:00] CHELSEY DONN: Bye.

[00:26:01] TREY GERRALD: Bye! Bye bye,

[00:26:07] TREY GERRALD: listeners. 

[00:26:09] CHELSEY DONN: I hate to see you go.

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[00:26:33] VOICEOVER: Don't be a today.

[00:26:38] TREY GERRALD: What's your favorite flavor of a gummy bear?

[00:26:40] CHELSEY DONN: Didn't 

[00:26:41] CHELSEY DONN: they have like a pineapple one, like the clear one with that pineapple, 

[00:26:46] TREY GERRALD: that sounds right. Ooh, I love, do you remember Airheads?

[00:26:49] CHELSEY DONN: Oh my God. I just had an airhead yesterday out of nowhere. I know.

[00:26:53] TREY GERRALD: it a normal one or

[00:26:54] TREY GERRALD: was it a 

[00:26:54] CHELSEY DONN: it was like one of those like baby fun. I think I got it in like a waiting room or something. And I was like, 

[00:26:59] CHELSEY DONN: Ooh, an airhead.

[00:27:00] TREY GERRALD: I feel like when we were kids, we didn't have the fun size, they were just one size.

[00:27:04] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. I mean, they were generally like those, and then you just, you used to shake it and then it would get to be like, Yeah, remember That 

[00:27:11] TREY GERRALD: you remember Fruit by the 

[00:27:12] CHELSEY DONN: old days. Love fruit by the foot. In fact, I had a memory on Facebook where I, because used to be like Chelsea is, I got a double fruit by the foot by accident.

[00:27:24] CHELSEY DONN: They gave, they like double layered.

[00:27:26] TREY GERRALD: Oh, interesting.

[00:27:27] CHELSEY DONN: So like, yeah. Isn't that crazy?

[00:27:29] TREY GERRALD: Do you remember the bubblegum that was pink and that

[00:27:32] TREY GERRALD: thing that was like 

[00:27:32] CHELSEY DONN: tape gum,

[00:27:33] TREY GERRALD: What was that called?

[00:27:35] CHELSEY DONN: the bubblegum tape, that's what it was called. Yeah.

[00:27:39] TREY GERRALD: Is that real? Oh,

[00:27:40] CHELSEY DONN: Tape gum. Bubblegum tape. Yeah.

[00:27:41] TREY GERRALD: love you, Queens. We'll see you

[00:27:42] CHELSEY DONN: Okay. I see you Friday. Bye.


Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.


 

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