Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 21: "HALLOWEEN SPECIAL - Inflatable Dino Costume / Abracadabra NYC"
THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Ooo, hello.
[00:00:33] Chelsey Donn: Hi. It's so spooky being in the dark.
[00:00:36] Trey Gerrald: So Scary. Hello everyone, welcome to Review that Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing-
[00:00:43] Chelsey Donn: Reviews. We're just like Siskel and Ebert, only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing and let's be honest, sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: That's Chelsey Donn.
[00:00:56] Chelsey Donn: And that's Trey Gerrald.
[00:00:57] Trey Gerrald: And together, we are
[00:00:59] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.
[00:01:04] Halloween Costume REVEALS!
[00:01:04] Trey Gerrald: Happy Halloween Review Queens. Chelsey and I are currently on our recording apparatus, which is called Zoom and we have our videos turned off because we're surprising each other with Halloween costumes because it is-
[00:01:18] Chelsey Donn: Halloween.
[00:01:19] Trey Gerrald: Woo, all right, so we're gonna turn our screens on, you ready?
[00:01:23] Chelsey Donn: Okay, I'm ready.
[00:01:25] Trey Gerrald: Three, two, one, go.
[00:01:30] Chelsey Donn: Ah.
[00:01:36] Trey Gerrald: Ah.
[00:01:36] Chelsey Donn: [laughs]
[00:01:36] Trey Gerrald: Happy Halloween.
[00:01:41] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, happy Halloween. Trey, you're beautiful.
[00:01:42] Trey Gerrald: I can't see you, where are you? Chelsey is dressed as Where's Waldo and I can't see her.
[00:01:46] Chelsey Donn: I know, I know, you're gonna have to keep looking, keep looking. Here I am, here I am, look. Okay, what I'm looking at is Trey dressed as Drew Barrymore from Scream but like way prettier.
[00:01:59] Trey Gerrald: I have my Jiffy Pop.
[00:02:01] Chelsey Donn: She has Jiffy Pop, she's on the phone, she's calling, like, he's in the house.
[00:02:05] Trey Gerrald: Is he behind me?
[00:02:06] Chelsey Donn: There he is. Ah.
[00:02:07] Trey Gerrald: Ah. Do you see, I hung the mask. Do you see him?
[00:02:10] Chelsey Donn: Okay, first of all, let's talk about Trey for just one second 'cause like I, I can't even handle the beauty of what I'm saying right now. You guys-
[00:02:17] Trey Gerrald: Mm.
[00:02:18] Chelsey Donn: She's so beautiful.
[00:02:20] Trey Gerrald: [laughs]
[00:02:20] Chelsey Donn: She has a pink glow behind here. There's like some sort of an LED light show happening behind Drew.
[00:02:29] Trey Gerrald: Well that's what I always have, but tonight it's red instead of white.
[00:02:33] Chelsey Donn: Right, but it's this like hot pink, sexy hot pink that just goes with the look so well and she just looks absolutely stunning, you guys. I'm like intimidated by your beauty. I'm not even gonna lie.
[00:02:47] Trey Gerrald: Well I also have touch up your appearance on.
[00:02:49] Chelsey Donn: I mean, you guys, this is worth the Patreon alone, just so you can see what gorgeousness I'm looking at right now. Like, is that a full lash?
[00:02:59] Trey Gerrald: It is.
[00:02:59] Chelsey Donn: I'm getting like flashbacks to that, when we did that lash review. Like-
[00:03:03] Trey Gerrald: I have full lashes and I even have two little teeny babies on the bottom.
[00:03:08] Chelsey Donn: Oh my god, I love her.
[00:03:11] Trey Gerrald: I started getting ready for this recording four hours ago!
[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: I was gonna say, you must have, I started getting ready for this Waldo look like 15 minutes ago. Oh my God, Trey.
[00:03:23] Trey Gerrald: You look great. So did you find the beanie?
[00:03:25] Chelsey Donn: I found the beanie.
[00:03:27] Trey Gerrald: Perfect.
[00:03:28] Chelsey Donn: She's, she's bobby pinned and there's a lot to negotiate 'cause we got a beanie, we got the glasses and we got the headset. You, you went head... oh no, you got a fancy headset, oh, I like that.
[00:03:36] Trey Gerrald: Well, I put in these like old timey Apple-
[00:03:39] Chelsey Donn: Yes.
[00:03:39] Trey Gerrald: Headsets because this wig is too short, that I did attempt-
[00:03:44] Chelsey Donn: Yes.
[00:03:44] Trey Gerrald: To, um, put the headset on, but it sort of messed up the illusion, you know? It's all about illusion.
[00:03:50] Chelsey Donn: I feel like I, I don't even know if I can refer to you as Trey in this episode. Am I calling you Drew? Like, I just, I feel like I have a new cohost.
[00:03:59] Trey Gerrald: Do you know what her name is in the movie?
[00:04:00] Chelsey Donn: I don't, I'm like really afraid of all scary movies, so I just... I know the scene, but I-
[00:04:06] Trey Gerrald: Have you ever... have you never seen Scream?
[00:04:08] Chelsey Donn: I've seen it, but I, I think I like closed my eyes through some of it and like-
[00:04:13] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah.
[00:04:13] Chelsey Donn: Probably was distracted and not really paying attention 'cause I'm so afraid of scary movies. Like I'm not a horror movie girl. I know the mask... what's her name? Sorry.
[00:04:23] Trey Gerrald: Her name is-
[00:04:24] Chelsey Donn: Weathers!
[00:04:24] Trey Gerrald: Ca- Casey Becker. No, Gale Weathers, that's Courtney Cox's character.
[00:04:28] Chelsey Donn: [laughs] Oh, Casey.
[00:04:31] Trey Gerrald: 'Casey? Baby?' That's what the mom says when she sees her strung up in a tree, spoiler al- alert.
[00:04:36] Chelsey Donn: Oh. It's okay, if y'all haven't see it by now. And there's a knife, you guys, a bloody knife.
[00:04:42] Trey Gerrald: The blood.
[00:04:42] Chelsey Donn: Oh no sorry, but the blood is-
[00:04:44] Trey Gerrald: Rhinestones.