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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 27: "Cloud Foot Massager / Amazon Echo Dot"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 27: "Foot Massager / Amazon Echo Dot"


*Please pardon any spelling errors.

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: hi.

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Hello. Welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:37] Chelsey Donn: reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews!.

[00:00:49] Trey Gerrald: That's Chelsey Donn

[00:00:51] Chelsey Donn: and that's Trey Gerrald

[00:00:53] Trey Gerrald: and together we are

[00:00:54] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: Hey Queen! How's your little week goin girl.

[00:01:02] Chelsey Donn: Uh, my week is going okay. I've had a little bit of like a back flare up injury happening, which hasn't been good. Somebody told me I should eat, have some like beet juice, whatever will work. I'm trying. But I was sipping this in the beginning of the intro. And then I realized that my whole mouth turns red and every time I take a sip, so we have that to look forward to Patreon!

[00:01:25] Trey Gerrald: beet juice. I don't think I've Ever consumed beet juice.

[00:01:29] Chelsey Donn: Apparently it's good. Something with the blood. I don't know. I need it.

[00:01:32] Trey Gerrald: So that reminds me of I'm that TV show Doug.

[00:01:36] Chelsey Donn: Oh didn't he love beets?.

[00:01:37] Trey Gerrald: I think like there was a band called the beats or something like that.

[00:01:40] Chelsey Donn: Oh yeah. The Beats. I loved Doug.

[00:01:44] Trey Gerrald: Patty Mayonaise.

[00:01:45] Trey Gerrald: Wasn't there a song like Patty with a pickle in it? Some. Nope. I don't know.

[00:01:49] Trey Gerrald: I

[00:01:49] Trey Gerrald: just hear the mayonnaise for me patio. Yes. But I also remember the transition music was always pop. Yes.

[00:02:00] Trey Gerrald: Such memories with that.

[00:02:02] Trey Gerrald: If you don't know the show dog, then. Sorry.

[00:02:04] Chelsey Donn: Sorry. How's your week going, Trey?

[00:02:07] Trey Gerrald: My weakest good. I randomly, I just got an update on my computer. So I had to like be without my computer for 56 minutes while the new apple software downloaded. Um, so that's interesting.

[00:02:18] Chelsey Donn: That's fun.

[00:02:19] Trey Gerrald: Remember like how I deleted so much stuff and was like, so excited about my computer power. Well, now I'm back down to 150 gigabytes. I don't know how this happened.

[00:02:31] Chelsey Donn: Well, we have a lot of episodes.

[00:02:32] Trey Gerrald: I know, but I've put, they're all offloaded onto an external, so I'm very confused. I don't know. But other than that, thanks for good. I'm doing well. And I'm happy to be co-existing with you for the next hour and change where this proper episode. For the proper app and we're going to be doing this episode. And I'm really excited because we introduced a couple of episodes back our after show podcast, where we get to kibitz more. We get to do some extra Patrion royalty. Only bonus content reviews. I have a really very fun Review! for our after show. So this is your formal invitation listener. If you have not investigated our Patrion, please check it out. We have three tiers. You can choose whichever is the most comfortable for you, and you can get extra queen time every week. I'm loving this

[00:03:32] Chelsey Donn: Who doesn't need more queen time. I need more queen time. You know what I mean?

[00:03:36] Trey Gerrald: It really, um, helps me engage with. my core joy anyway.

[00:03:41] Lodge A Complaint

[00:03:41] Trey Gerrald: So let's move away from core joy. Let's talk a little bit about some negative stuff. Chelsey, would you like to officially open our ledger book and

[00:03:50] VOICEOVER: Lodge A Complaint?

[00:03:52] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. I would like to Lodge A Complaint. I'm not over the whole airplane thing, you know? I dunno. It's still on my mind. Cause when I was on the plane, I like wrote down a few things that annoyed me. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, you know what, I'm just going to write this down instead and then talk about it with you guys. It's like a little pet peeve, like you know, when they make an announcement and they're like, we're going to collect the trash now, and then the person. Through with a trash bag. Okay. I hate when they rush through, like, they don't look to both sides of the aisle to see if you have trash. It just feels like there's so much stress. Like as soon as they make that announcement, I need to collect all of my garbage and have it like ready and waiting to go. So that the second,