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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 30: "NEW YEARS BASH! Planet Fitness / Nikki Beach"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 30: "NEW YEARS BASH! Planet Fitness / Nikki Beach"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

RTR 30 New Years

[00:00:00] VOICEOVER: [Theme Song]

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hi.

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Hello!

[00:00:33] Chelsey Donn: Oh God, you look so good.

[00:00:35] Trey Gerrald: Happy New Year!

[00:00:37] Chelsey Donn: Happy New Year Review That Review Queens.

[00:00:40] Trey Gerrald: Hey everyone. Welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:46] Chelsey Donn: Reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we write and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:57] Trey Gerrald: [laughing]

[00:00:57] Chelsey Donn: alright?

[00:00:59] Trey Gerrald: I'm trying to put these stupid glasses on these, um, happy New Year. They're like paper. I bought these New Years glasses thinking they were real, but they're paper.

[00:01:10] Chelsey Donn: They are indeed paper. But you look amazing.

[00:01:13] Trey Gerrald: I'm wearing New Year's glasses for the Patreon anyway, that voice Chelsey Donn!

[00:01:18] Chelsey Donn: And that voice is Trey Gerrald

[00:01:20] Trey Gerrald: and together our voices form

[00:01:22] VOICEOVER: the review Queens.

[00:01:26] Chelsey Donn: And you are an RQtie if I might say so myself, Trey look so dapper you guys. First of all, he's sporting a very dapper mustache The hair's perfect. The glasses, even though they're paper are very chic.

[00:01:43] Trey Gerrald: And they have a crown on them,

[00:01:44] Chelsey Donn: They have...oh my God. Yes. I didn't even notice the crown. They say happy New Year. Trey has a bow tie on and a nice tux moment and a tensil boa?

[00:01:55] Trey Gerrald: This is actually a Hanukkah boa, but it's silver. So

[00:02:00] Chelsey Donn: It very much works. Yes. Love.

[00:02:04] Trey Gerrald: Anyway, how is your week goin, Chelsey?

[00:02:07] Chelsey Donn: My weekend's going great. I'll just start by saying that. So Trey was like, we should trust up. Cause it's New Year, you know, our New Year's episode. And I was like, oh yeah, I have this like perfect dress. It's black. And it has these gold dots on it, but I haven't worn it since pre COVID. So it was a little worried that it was going to be tight and it's like loose. So.

[00:02:27] Trey Gerrald: Mazeltov!

[00:02:28] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. I mean, I feel great. So that's very exciting. My week has been good. I started going, I think I may maybe mentioned that I started going to acupuncture again, which has been life changing, obsessed. He told me that I needed to sleep on my left side. That's very, very important. Apparently, are you a side sleeper?

[00:02:49] Trey Gerrald: I am a side sleeper. Yeah.

[00:02:50] Chelsey Donn: Do you know if you sleep on your left or your right?

[00:02:53] Trey Gerrald: I switch. I go back and forth.

[00:02:55] Chelsey Donn: Apparently it's unhealthy to sleep on the right side. It's healthy to sleep on the left side and I've been switching and I really, I don't think it's psychosomatic. I feel better. I wake up more awake. I, my acid reflux, I have acid reflux. Much better. So I don't know. I'm just going to keep doing it, even though it does disrupt my sleep a little bit. Cause I'm not used to it. You know, New Year, new side sleeper, left sider. For me!

[00:03:19] Trey Gerrald: It's probably something with like the heart and whatever, you know, I did buy this specific pillow that is like indented in the center, but it's for side. Yes. Yes. But it's like the most comfortable I've ever laid on my back and I can't get comfortable laying on my back, but yeah, I'm definitely a side sleeper.

[00:03:38] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. How's your week been otherwise?

[00:03:40] Trey Gerrald: Good. I've been a little hesitant to share this, but I have recently been investigating what it means to become a runner. And so I downloaded an app called couch to three K or couch to 4k. And I'm just, you know, I'm just in week two or I'm at the beginning of week three, it's three runs a week and it's been going great. And I've already lost four pounds.

[00:04:06] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Look at us just apparently losing weight or body mass or something.

[00:04:10] Trey Gerrald: But I can feel. Like my knees, you know, it's like gives me the excuse to take a bath every night, which I love doing, but I can, you know, I can just feel like, my joints and all of that, but I got fitted for like professional running shoes and doing it really real. And of course it's like snowing. So like I picked the worst season to become a runner running, but I'm so into it. I love it. And, um, I'm wondering if maybe. Talking about weight. Yeah, that's a good segue into-

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