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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 32 : "Ski Resort - 1 vs 5 Star Reviews"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 32 : " Ski Resort - 1 vs 5 Star Reviews"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] CHELSEY DONN: Hello!

[00:00:32] TREY GERRALD: Hello. Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:39] CHELSEY DONN: Reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scaping and sometimes suspicious online.

[00:00:50] TREY GERRALD: That's Chelsey Donn

[00:00:52] CHELSEY DONN: and that's Trey Gerrald

[00:00:55] TREY GERRALD: and together we are

[00:00:57] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.

[00:01:01] TREY GERRALD: And if you want to support the show while getting bonus and exclusive content, including a members only after show podcast. Oh, I ran out of breath on that sentence, visit our Patreon Page at / ReviewThatReview. Hey Chelsey girl, how has your week been going?

[00:01:19] CHELSEY DONN: My week's been going pretty well. You know, things have an amping up this week. I had been meaning to catch up on Curb Your Enthusiasm, which I hadn't done. I've been enjoying that very much. I I'm doing good this week. How about you, Trey? How are you doing?

[00:01:34] TREY GERRALD: It's funny. You're talking about, I mean, I know that this is a re launch of, uh, Curb Your Enthusiasm is live now, but I just started this week watching an old show that has not relaunched. Cause it just ended. I just, for the first time in my life, I started watching Veep.

[00:01:48] CHELSEY DONN: Oh, I haven't watched Veep either. Maybe I should get on the Veep train.

[00:01:52] TREY GERRALD: It's very funny. I'm on episode four, like obviously it's very funny. The world knows that, but I've been introducing a little bit of television back into my life that is been going great and fun. And. We're here and I'm excited for today's episode because we're going to be covering a place. I've always yearned to go in my life, but I've never been.

[00:02:14] CHELSEY DONN: Yes! I'm so excited as well. And also, I just have to comment. I mean, not everybody is watching, but Trey, What a gorgeous hat you have. Can you describe it?

[00:02:24] TREY GERRALD: Thank you. I did receive in the mail a gift with a note attached that said thank you for being such an awesome co-host and it's one of our merch items. This is a white baseball hat that says Kvetcher on it. I like to wear it when I'm running. I've I've been running once since I've had this hat, I really feel like when people see me, they laugh, they get a little chuckle.

[00:02:46] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah! I think it's so cute. I love it. I have my black Kvetcher hat. I'll put it on for the After Show.

[00:02:52] TREY GERRALD: Oh, that's fun. Okay.

[00:02:53] CHELSEY DONN: Great!

[00:02:54] Lodge A Complaint

[00:02:54] TREY GERRALD: Well, should we get into some bad things?

[00:02:58] CHELSEY DONN: I think maybe we should.

[00:02:59] TREY GERRALD: Okay Chelsey. I really need you to

[00:03:01] VOICEOVER: Lodge A Complaint.

[00:03:02] CHELSEY DONN: Yeah. Thanks. Trey. I want a Lodge, A Complaint today about like people who leave gum anywhere, like anywhere. That's not a trash can. Okay. Why are we doing this? I feel like the older I get the closer I become to like a schoolmarm because when I was in like elementary, middle high school, they were very strict about the no gum thing. You know, like if you got caught with gum, you would get detention. Like it was a big deal. And as a kid. Yeah. And as a kid, I was always like, oh, that's so stupid. Just let me chew my gum. This is ridiculous. Why can't I chew gum? It's so dumb. But the reality is people are animals, Trey.

[00:03:41] TREY GERRALD: Yeah.

[00:03:42] CHELSEY DONN: They just leave gum anywhere. Any old were right there in the middle of the sidewalk. Why not? Seems like a good place to spit out my gum. Someone might step in it, you know, like me I've stepped in gum before. It's horrible.

[00:03:54] TREY GERRALD: Have you ever like stuck gum somewhere?

[00:03:57] CHELSEY DONN: I mean, I'm not just saying this so I come off as like some goody-goody, but I don't think I've ever put gum anywhere besides the trashcan.

[00:04:04] TREY GERRALD: I don't think I've either.

[00:04:05] CHELSEY DONN: In fact, I have this thing where I get like, I love gum, but then gum loses its flavor and it becomes near nauseatingly to me. Like I got to get, like, I can't think about anything until I get the gum out of my mouth. Like I gotta get the gum, but I won't, I won't, until I can find inappropriate receptacle. What is happening with this?

[00:04:27] TREY GERRALD: You also said the phrase marm.

[00:04:29] CHELSEY DONN: Schoolmarm I think...

[00:04:31] TREY GERRALD: yeah. Where does that come from? I've heard it, but what is a marm?

[00:04:35] CHELSEY DONN: I don't know. I just imagine it as like some like crotchety old lady who is like, you know, slapping everyone's wrist with a ruler or something. I don't know. It's, can't be a good word. It's probably not 2022 appropriate, but you know what? I respect all the schoolmarms. Okay. Don't come at me.

[00:04:57] TREY GERRALD: It is very frustrating.