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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 45: "Peeps / 30 Minute Haggadah"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 45: "Peeps / 30 Minute Haggadah"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: hi and Hello, listeners. Welcome to Review That. Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:38] Chelsey Donn: Reviews! those We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic, masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious gaving and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:49] Trey Gerrald: that's Chelsey, Donn,

[00:00:50] Chelsey Donn: And that's TreyGerrald

[00:00:52] Trey Gerrald: and together we are.

[00:00:53] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens!

[00:00:57] Trey Gerrald: And if you want to support the Review! Queens and our show while getting exclusive content, including our special members, only after show podcast, visit our patreon Page at @ Chelsey, holy cannoli. It's a big week girl. Passover starts on Friday, and then we have Easter Sunday.

[00:01:18] Trey Gerrald: How's your week going? How are your plans? What's going on?

[00:01:21] Chelsey Donn: just throwing away all the bread, you know, gotta get, gotta get ready.

[00:01:25] Trey Gerrald: Got to lock up the bread cabinet.

[00:01:27] Chelsey Donn: Don't don't want to have any temptations around, so good. Excuse to get rid of all the carbs, I guess.

[00:01:32] Trey Gerrald: Exactly. You're um, getting ready for Passover by throwing out bread and I'm getting ready for Easter by draping all of my crucifixes with purple scarves! That's sacrilegious. I can't keep that in

[00:01:45] Chelsey Donn: Ah, and you're getting ready for Easter by.

[00:01:49] Trey Gerrald: painting my egg.

[00:01:51] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. I always really wanted to buy one of those like egg spinner thingies, where like, you can just like put them, like, did you ever see one of those? It's like the spinny thing and the egg goes in the center of it, and then there's a marker on the outside.

[00:02:05] Chelsey Donn: And it forms like a perfect circle around the egg.

[00:02:08] Trey Gerrald: have you ever seen those, Um, their new contraptions, you like their countertop devices, like Cuisinart or something you can put like six eggs in it and it like plug it in and it hard boils it.

[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: I have seen my friends. Staff is a big fan of this device.

[00:02:22] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:02:22] Trey Gerrald: people are say, it's amazing.

[00:02:25] Chelsey Donn: I think she got it as a gift because she would always bring hard-boiled eggs to work. so one of her coworkers was like, Steph really likes hard boiled eggs, better buy or this. And it's like changed her life.

[00:02:36] Trey Gerrald: that's so nice.

[00:02:37] Chelsey Donn: it. Apparently I was, I don't know where I saw this recently, but you can hard wheel eggs inside of a air fry.

[00:02:45] Trey Gerrald: Oh, I've heard that? Yeah.

[00:02:46] Trey Gerrald: Airfares are amazing. I still don't have one. I need to get

[00:02:49] Trey Gerrald: one.

[00:02:49] Chelsey Donn: like a magic box that just makes your food, I guess it's like, it's like the Jetsons.

[00:02:55] Trey Gerrald: We truly are living in the, instead of Rosie it's Siri

[00:02:59] Trey Gerrald: and

[00:02:59] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. I mean, they definitely, they knew things that, and then that movie, oh God, that Disney channel movie, like Xenon, not Z

[00:03:09] Trey Gerrald: Xenon girl, of the future.

[00:03:11] Chelsey Donn: We're like they had a lot of like FaceTime stuff happening.

[00:03:14] Trey Gerrald: I remember watching the Jetsons as a kid and being like, how is it possible to see a face on a phone call? mean, it literally blew my mind. And I remember thinking about

[00:03:24] Trey Gerrald: really like thinking, wow, if that ever happens, that would be crazy. How would that possibly happen?

[00:03:30] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. And now it's real life. They knew things.

[00:03:33] Trey Gerrald: And now you and I are on opposite coasts doing a podcast,

[00:03:36] Chelsey Donn: It's true.

[00:03:36] Trey Gerrald: each other.

[00:03:38] Chelsey Donn: It's just so many things like that with television, where they predict things like the Simpsons, apparently always predicted news stories and

[00:03:47] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. That is so weird.

[00:03:49] Chelsey Donn: It is strange. Are we feeling complaining today?

[00:03:53] Lodge A Complaint!

[00:03:53] Trey Gerrald: yeah, let's get into some complaints. Chelsey, is there anything that you need to

[00:03:56] VOICEOVER: Lodge A Complaint.

[00:03:58] Trey Gerrald: about today?

[00:03:59] Chelsey Donn: there is always, I want to take it back to the shower. I know we were there a few weeks ago and I want to go by. want to talk about just inconsistent temperatures in the shower. Have we discussed

[00:04:10] Trey Gerrald: Oh, no, but

[00:04:11] Trey Gerrald: GO!.

[00:04:12] Chelsey Donn: Okay. It's just like very confusing to me. When I take a shower regularly, always have the same method, certain amount of the hot, certain amount of the cold.

[00:04:22] Chelsey Donn: Like I know my recipe I've been living in the same place for a long time.

[00:04:27] Trey Gerrald: Do you have one handle or do you have a hot and a cold handle?

[00:04:31] Chelsey Donn: I have a hot and cold. I have two different handles. I know, like I turned my hot all the way up and then I turned my cold to a certain degree to make the perfect above warm, but not burning temperature. And sometimes. Something goes awry. I don't really know what causes it. I don't know if it's laundry. I don't know if it's one of my housemates using the shower.

[00:04:54] Chelsey Donn: I really don't know what it is, but something happens where all of a sudden I got to completely reconfigure the entire recipe. And then all of a sudden the shower is burning hot and then freezing cold and then burning hot. And why, why does, why, why does this keep happening?

[00:05:15] Trey Gerrald: I have a bathtub and I am obsessed with taking baths and I think our house just needs a larger water heater because I can't fill the tub fully without all of the hot water going away. And it's really frustrating.

[00:05:33] Chelsey Donn: Oh, you use up all the hot water if you're going fill up at the top.

[00:05:37] Trey Gerrald: But just in that one pipeline because of

[00:05:40] Trey Gerrald: the shower, because it's two separate things.