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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 49: "Kaboom Toilet Cleaner / Renaissance Faire"



Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 49: "Kaboom Toilet Cleaner / Renaissance Faire"

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*Please Pardon any spelling errors!


THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!


[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: hello,

[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello, Chelsey and hello listeners. And welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

[00:00:42] Chelsey Donn: nice mustache. We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic, masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online. Review!.

[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: Thank you. That's Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:58] Chelsey Donn: And that's Trey Gerrald.

[00:01:00] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.

[00:01:02] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.

[00:01:07] Trey Gerrald: In case you're wondering, I just pulled up a sticker mustache than Chelsey was complimenting me on that. If you love our show and you want to show a little support and keep our show being produced, then you can go into our Patreon page where you can get exclusive bonus content, including our members only After show podcast. So to go join that, visit our Patreon at Patreon.com/ReviewThatReview.

[00:01:31] Trey Gerrald: How are you? Chelsey goose?

[00:01:33] Chelsey Donn: Oh, my God. I'm good. I got to say a little bit exhausted. A friend's birthday occurred yesterday, and that's a weird way of saying at a friend's birthday celebration yesterday. And we went to the Renaissance fair, which has never been on my personal bucket list, but nonetheless.

[00:01:54] Trey Gerrald: I've never been to a Ren fair.

[00:01:56] Chelsey Donn: I had never been either. I got, it was better than I thought it was going to be.

[00:01:59] Chelsey Donn: Like, I, I have a lot of anxiety and crowds.

[00:02:03] Trey Gerrald: you have to dress up?

[00:02:04] Chelsey Donn: Well, that's the other thing. So at first I was invited to go to this birthday thing. Of course I was going to go, it's a very good friend. And I was like, well, I'm not going to dress up because I don't want to like masquerade as though I'm a Renaissance fair person.

[00:02:20] Chelsey Donn: And she was like, you're going to look weird. Like you needed. Yeah. And so I was like, ah, I guess I have to dress up. And then I had to buy a costume.

[00:02:28] Trey Gerrald: you have pictures?

[00:02:29] Chelsey Donn: And like, I also, like, I don't like to do any of these rights. So I was literally the photographer the entire time I like looked really cute and there were like two photos with me, but that's okay.

[00:02:39] Trey Gerrald: I want to see, where did you just buy on Amazon or something?

[00:02:42] Chelsey Donn: I, I think I looked really, cause at first I was going to be a Viking and then I was like, you never know, I could make, meet my husband at the Renaissance. Fair. I should like try a little bit. So I was like a fairy, like with a flower crown. It was

[00:02:56] Trey Gerrald: Kim?

[00:02:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. I pulled it off and it was a lot more fun and a lot less crowded than I thought it was going to be.

[00:03:02] Chelsey Donn: Nonetheless, I am going to have a complaint about it later, but tell me a little bit while I find this photo about your week, try what's going on.

[00:03:09] Trey Gerrald: That's a great question. I've had a good week. You know, things are chugging along. I'm recuperating from having my sister and her husband and her two kids house, was a lovely visit. I don't know.

[00:03:22] Trey Gerrald: if I mentioned, but my nephew Elliott, he got sick and so they had to take him to the emergency room.

[00:03:28] Trey Gerrald: And that that was a little sad because we didn't get to do a bunch of stuff that we planned, but I'm always happy to just set. I did show him my thought of the podcast because we introduced him to the Brandy Whitney Houston Cinderella.

[00:03:41] Chelsey Donn: How'd he never seen it before.

[00:03:42] Trey Gerrald: No. And he really giggled and loved. I don't know if you remember in the beginning there was like a baker That like has a wobbly cake, like a three tiered, like cardboard cake, but

[00:03:52] Chelsey Donn: That sounds right.

[00:03:53] Trey Gerrald: it's almost falling the whole number and he thought that. was so funny, but, um, yeah, so we're just recuperating and um, everyone else, all the adults were healthy, so That's good.

[00:04:03] Chelsey Donn: Thank

[00:04:03] Trey Gerrald: yeah, I spent a good. week. Did you find your Ren fair pick? Ooh, cute. Yes. I love it. I love the crown

[00:04:12] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. I mean, I had to wear a crown in honor of the queen dumb.

[00:04:16] Trey Gerrald: You look very tan.

[00:04:19] Chelsey Donn: I was Tang. I've been getting T I mean It's so it was very sunny.

[00:04:22] Trey Gerrald: That's my first thought is like Turkey legs and then getting sunburned. that's my of a rent fair.

[00:04:27] Chelsey Donn: that's accurate.

[00:04:29] Trey Gerrald: Well it good. Wait. So

[00:04:30] Lodge A Complaint

[00:04:30] Trey Gerrald: did you say that this might lead you into needing.

[00:04:34] VOICEOVER: Lodge A Complaint.

[00:04:35] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, new location, new complaint, or really like new reminder of things that annoy me. So, you know, when you go to a line and there's like a congregation of people that are in the line, but they're not actually in line.

[00:04:52] Trey Gerrald: God.

[00:04:53] Chelsey Donn: Why are you standing there? Like you. Create traffic. It doesn't make any sense out of all the places to stand.

[00:05:03] Chelsey Donn: Why are you choosing with your group to stand in line and then like a half an hour later after we're all waiting behind you, you finally come out of your Hayes and you're like, oh, this is how you were not in line. Yeah, you are. Yeah. You are in line.

[00:05:20] Trey Gerrald: That does happen all the time.

[00:05:22] Chelsey Donn: What is that? What is it?

[00:05:24] Trey Gerrald: I guess it's a lack of awareness.

[00:05:27] Chelsey Donn: awareness.

[00:05:28] Trey Gerrald: that's what it is.

[00:05:30] Chelsey Donn: wow. Look around. Notice where you are.

[00:05:33] Trey Gerrald: I feel like there'd be a higher level of. Cognition right.

[00:05:37] Trey Gerrald: now after COVID that like, if you're at an event with a lot of people and you're near a lot of individuals, you would have like an awareness that like, oh, why are they all clumping? Oh, cause they're in a line. So like, if I'm in a clump with people that were not in line, I would want to make sure there's enough space because are we still aware of keeping six feet apart or no?

[00:05:59] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, not everybody and not if you're on, you're probably like six, I don't know. Kettle of me.

[00:06:07] Trey Gerrald: Hey,