TRANSCRIPT of Episode 50: "Plant-Based Restaurant"
Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 50: "Plant-Based Restaurant"
Transcription
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THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hi,
[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: hello Chelsey. Hello listeners. Welcome to Review That. Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing
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[00:00:50] Trey Gerrald: that's Chelsey, Donn,
[00:00:52] Chelsey Donn: that's TreyGerrald.
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[00:01:12] Lodge A Complaint
[00:01:12] Trey Gerrald: Chelsey girl, how's that week going?
[00:01:14] Chelsey Donn: The week is going well, I went to a friend's house that had cats yesterday, and I have like a delayed reaction, like people that have cats don't believe that I'm allergic Cause I don't always have a reaction in the moment, but like, by the time I get home that evening, I'm like a mess I'm over-served tacking just to try to get back to baseline.
[00:01:37] Chelsey Donn: So that's where I'm at.
[00:01:39] Trey Gerrald: what does it show up as like stuffy nose? Or do you have like hives and
[00:01:43] Chelsey Donn: Stuffy nose, itchy eyes like throat kind of like scratchy. Flemmi just not like Adam lactic, God forbid, like can't breathe, but like, just like I'm uncomfortable, you know, like the Orfices from which I breve are like, we're annoyed with you, you know?
[00:02:03] Trey Gerrald: I think it is like, actually it's the dander that humans are allergic to, because I think I have that thing with cats too, because my sister has cats. I always get like little like red hives. Like it's always right here on my hands and I have to like overload on allergy medicine
[00:02:20] Chelsey Donn: Even when you like, don't touch them, you still get the I'm like so cautious. Like I don't sit on fabric chair. If I'm sitting on a chair, it's a wood chair. Like I'm very methodical about it, but even just whatever is in the air, it gets, I
[00:02:36] Trey Gerrald: Right. Do the cats like come to you because you're so uninterested.
[00:02:40] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. the cats are a big fan of mine.
[00:02:42] Chelsey Donn: I, yeah, I get them all the time. And the thing is I love animals. That's what sucks. Like I found out that I was allergic to cats because I was staying at a friend's house that had a cat and I was like, I want to play with your cat. And then, then I almost died. Cause I was like really in the cat space. So it sucks like cats, like one to come to me.
[00:03:00] Chelsey Donn: Cause they think I'm playing hard to get. And I'm like, this isn't a game. This is like, Anyway,
[00:03:08] Trey Gerrald: So is that your complaint
[00:03:09] Chelsey Donn: don't know. I was going to say, I guess that could be my complaint.
[00:03:12] VOICEOVER: Lodge A Complaint.
[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: I'll let you talk about your week.
[00:03:17] Trey Gerrald: Well, I w I wasn't even going to mention this cause I was like, should this be a complaint? And then I was like, I dunno, it's too. So I was editing an episode. I'll go ahead and say that it's episode 48. I had gotten all the way.
[00:03:31] Chelsey Donn: Oh no.
[00:03:31] Trey Gerrald: So the very end we had just concluded the Royal Highness and my laptop. I keep it plugged in all the time.
[00:03:39] Trey Gerrald: Cause I work at an actual desk. So the minute it's unplugged, there's like a 12 minute shelf life before the battery just dies. Cause I've destroyed it. Well, it fell out and I was like, I don't I'm too lazy. Like I just want to hurry. You know, I was like, I bet I had forgotten. We had a Royal Review That episode.
[00:03:56] Trey Gerrald: So I was like, I'm nearly done. Pounds through this. It'll be great. And then of course I forgot and my computer literally died and I was like, Oh Oh, no,
[00:04:07] Trey Gerrald: I was like, don't forget. It's it's going to be like it, like auto saves. It's going to be okay. So then I plugged my computer back end and it was like the dead kind, where it was like a black screen.
[00:04:16] Trey Gerrald: And then there was like dash dash, dash, dash, dash dash uploading. And it fully uploaded. I tried to open it and it was like this closed without being saved. Would you like to open from a snapshot? And I was like, yes. And then it was like error opening 4 0 4, negative six. And I was
[00:04:33] Chelsey Donn: Oh no,
[00:04:35] Trey Gerrald: Okay.