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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 53: "Sears"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 53: "Sears"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hi,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: hello there. And hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing...

[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: Reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:52] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn,

[00:00:54] Chelsey Donn: And that's Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: and together we are

[00:00:58] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens!

[00:01:02] Trey Gerrald: For access to additional reviews and tidbits on our weekly members only after show companion podcast, plus videos, merch discounts, and much more. Visit our Patreon at slash Review That Review.

[00:01:19] Trey Gerrald: Chelsey Goose. How are you? That was a

[00:01:23] Chelsey Donn: Why aren't we a chick? You're just a chicken just

[00:01:25] Trey Gerrald: What's the difference between a chicken and a goose?.

[00:01:28] Chelsey Donn: I chickens, female.

[00:01:30] Trey Gerrald: don't know.

[00:01:30] Chelsey Donn: I don't know. I was just going to say, I feel like tidbits is the perfect word to describe what we're getting at Patreon. So many tidbits over there.

[00:01:38] Trey Gerrald: just switched up scrap. So I thank you.

[00:01:41] Chelsey Donn: Of course. And my week's going well. just been writing up a storm.

[00:01:46] Chelsey Donn: I'm like a writing machine.

[00:01:47] Trey Gerrald: you really are.

[00:01:48] Chelsey Donn: I'm sort of up against the deadline. So right, Ray, I feel like Alexander Hamilton, you know like writing

[00:01:55] Trey Gerrald: Wait, did you just say Alexandra?

[00:01:57] Chelsey Donn: Alexander, Alexander Hamilton.

[00:01:59] Trey Gerrald: I thought you said I'm like Alexandra Hamilton.

[00:02:03] Chelsey Donn: Oh, I could feel, yes. I'm like Alexander. That's what I meant to say. Alexandra Hamilton. And it's like, I'm calm. I'm like between Alexander Hamilton and like the tick tick boom guy, but hopefully like minus the death part. But I do feel like I'm running out of

[00:02:19] Trey Gerrald: John. A'. Jonathan Larson,

[00:02:22] Chelsey Donn: Um, yes. Alexandra Jonathan.

[00:02:27] Trey Gerrald: That's interesting anyway, well,

[00:02:29] Chelsey Donn: was your week?

[00:02:31] Trey Gerrald: uh, my week, you know, okay, so here we go. So my week?

[00:02:34] Trey Gerrald: you know, if you recall from last week, I was talking about how my throat hurt and it hurt to swallow. If you are a member. Yes, If you're a member of the Patreon, you will see the slow progression of like the color leaving my face.

[00:02:48] Trey Gerrald: And by the time we got to the after-show. The video footage of me is actually kind of scary so much so that at the end, Chelsey was like, I think, I think you should, do you want to take a nap? And I followed her advice. I did die. I died last week. Uh, literally dead I'm I've come back to live, call me Trey Christ.

[00:03:08] Trey Gerrald: And here I am, but I wasn't sure what was going on with me. And that's going to sort of lead into my complaint because my week was insane. I was literally in bed. All week, I have a day job that I've had, I had to like call out of. And it's like, it's the first time I needed a doctor's note because I had to have that to prove that I was sick because I was missing all these shifts and, you know,

[00:03:34] Chelsey Donn: Crazy.

[00:03:35] Trey Gerrald: It was very intense, but I will happily share that my rapid NPCR COVID-19 tests both came back negative and my rapid and like culture, which takes two days of the, of strap both Came back.

[00:03:52] Trey Gerrald: negative.

[00:03:52] Trey Gerrald: So I have no idea what was wrong with me. I'm feeling better today. My third still kind of hurts when I swallow, but very minimally. And I'm not on any Tylenol right now. So things are looking at.

[00:04:03] Chelsey Donn: we should not have Tylenol in the wings, just in case, you know, I don't know, Trey, you really scared me because the thing is Trey's already very pale, you know? And so Trey sick, it was a sight, it was a sight to see, and I was very concerned and I did think that your body looked as though it needed rest.

[00:04:23] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. I was asleep within 10 minutes like ending last week.