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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 56: "Tattoo Salon: 1 vs 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 55: "Tattoo Salon: 1 vs 5 Stars"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

[00:00:00] Chelsey Donn: One, Two, Three!

[00:00:02] Trey Gerrald: buckle my shoe. Three, four, shut that door.

[00:00:07] Chelsey Donn: Five, Six, pick up sticks.

[00:00:11] Trey Gerrald: Seven, eight. I'm not straight.

[00:00:14] Chelsey Donn: Nine, 10. That's the end.

THEME SONG: [00:00:16] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:48] Chelsey Donn: hi,

[00:00:49] Trey Gerrald: hello. Chels! Hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:58] Chelsey Donn: Reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:01:10] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn

[00:01:12] Chelsey Donn: And that is TreyGerrald.

[00:01:14] Trey Gerrald: and together.

[00:01:15] Trey Gerrald: We are.

[00:01:16] VOICEOVER: TheReviewQueens.

[00:01:20] Trey Gerrald: For access to additional reviews and tidbits on our weekly members only after show companion podcast, plus videos, merch discounts, and a whole lot more, truly, visit our Patreon! All you got to do is go to

[00:01:36] Trey Gerrald: Chelsey Goose! Guess what I'm holding right here.

[00:01:40] Chelsey Donn: Oh, my goodness. It's an Amazon package that I sent a tray that maybe will be helpful.

[00:01:47] Trey Gerrald: Let's see, I'm going to open it

[00:01:48] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. Let's see.

[00:01:50] Trey Gerrald: This is a great plug for our, um, Patreon, if you want to watch. Oh, I

[00:01:58] Chelsey Donn: in plastic, so fresh and so clean.

[00:02:02] Trey Gerrald: wrapping.

[00:02:03] Chelsey Donn: Oh, thank you. can't take credit for that. Is it soft? So it's the, oh, I kind of like how it's like sort of tie

[00:02:12] Trey Gerrald: dye.

[00:02:14] Chelsey Donn: I wasn't expecting that, but I

[00:02:16] Trey Gerrald: I actually really liked that,

[00:02:17] Chelsey Donn: I think I might've turned tray into a three Wolf's howling at the moon kind of guy.

[00:02:22] Trey Gerrald: it's a hundred percent cotton, so it does feel like a, like a Hanes t-shirt.

[00:02:26] Chelsey Donn: Sure.

[00:02:27] Trey Gerrald: Should I put it on

[00:02:28] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, you can. So Trey's wearing the three wolves howling at the moon shirt. That was, was that last week.

[00:02:34] Trey Gerrald: last week.

[00:02:35] Chelsey Donn: Wow. Yeah. See, thank God for Amazon. Really on top of that, um, already. Nice AMR.

[00:02:45] Trey Gerrald: well, I feel sexy.

[00:02:47] Chelsey Donn: Do you really.

[00:02:48] Trey Gerrald: And if you don't know what we're talking about, go back on your podcast player and listen to our three Wolf Review! episodes.