TRANSCRIPT of Episode 58: "Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 58: "Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone"

Transcription

*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello!

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Hi, we were just having a dance party. Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing..

[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: . That Reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn,

[00:00:57] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:01:00] VOICEOVER: The

[00:01:00] Trey Gerrald: and together we are.

[00:01:02] VOICEOVER: review Queens.

[00:01:06] Trey Gerrald: Now if you're Jones in for a little bit more and you want access to additional reviews and tidbits, you can get our weekly members only after show companion podcast, plus videos, merch discounts, and a whole lot more. When you join our Patreon over at Patreon dot com slash Review That Review honey Chelsey goose. How is. ya?

[00:01:32] Chelsey Donn: How is. My week's going well. I was just thinking when you were like I'm Jones, I was thinking of keeping up what the Jones is, which was making me think about their show on Hulu Hulu. Now on Hulu now. And I have like, maybe embarrassingly been watching it.

[00:01:52] Trey Gerrald: Oh.

[00:01:53] Chelsey Donn: It is kind of hilarious at like the degree of separation from real life.

[00:01:59] Chelsey Donn: The last episode that I watched Chris and Kylie wanted to do normal things. So they went to the grocery store the process of. Of Chris, like trying to put the chip in for the credit card machine to read the chip. I was just like, oh my God, I didn't even, I mean, I understand they talk about not wanting to be harassed by paparazzi, but like, wow.

[00:02:26] Chelsey Donn: Like she's not gone to a store. And paid for things herself to the point where putting inserting a chip into a card reader is, is like, Ooh, look at me. And it was just so funny, like she was filling her gas, which I guess she never does anymore. And she was very proud of herself. She was like, it's like riding a bike.

[00:02:47] Chelsey Donn: And I, I just thought, wow, that's so crazy that they don't do these everyday things for themselves. I Donn know it was very strange.

[00:02:55] Trey Gerrald: Well, I've actually never seen an episode of keeping up with their Kardashians.

[00:02:59] Chelsey Donn: Good for

[00:03:00] Trey Gerrald: not seen the new show. I've also never seen real Housewives, but did watch the Jenny Jones show, which used to be if you're Jones in for a little more,

[00:03:12] Chelsey Donn: Oh, true.

[00:03:12] Trey Gerrald: Donn.

[00:03:13] Chelsey Donn: That's true. I did watch some Jenny Jones back in the day, Moy, the Moy. And then like, if you were really feeling, especially, uh, scandalous. You would watch,

[00:03:24] Trey Gerrald: Jerry spring.

[00:03:24] Chelsey Donn: Jerry Springer?

[00:03:26] Trey Gerrald: Did you know that Jenny Jones was canceled because the show got sued because they did an episode of revealing your secret love to your friend. And it was a gay person who was telling a, their straight friend, they were in love with them. And the straight friend was so humiliated that he shot and murdered friend afterwards.

[00:03:43] Trey Gerrald: And so the family sued the Jenny Jones show

[00:03:45] Chelsey Donn: Oh my

[00:03:46] Trey Gerrald: did not tell the person That the person se confessing the secret love to them was a man. Because of that fragile masculinity, he murdered the friend that had a crush on

[00:03:56] Chelsey Donn: so scary and insane. And wow.

[00:03:59] Trey Gerrald: man.

[00:04:00] Chelsey Donn: The nineties

[00:04:01] Trey Gerrald: Anyway, speaking of horrific, horrible things, I have to share with you what happened to me this morning?

[00:04:06] Trey Gerrald: So I woke up literally Chelsey. This is not an exaggeration. I

[00:04:10] Chelsey Donn: I was gonna say, is this a Complaint?