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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 60: "Water Park: 1 vs 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 60: "Water Park: 1 vs 5 Stars"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello!

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Hello and welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing...

[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: Hello Reviews. That's right. We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:54] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:56] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey. Gerrald.

[00:00:58] Trey Gerrald: And together we are

[00:01:00] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.

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[00:01:21] Trey Gerrald: Chelsey goose. How are ya?

[00:01:24] Chelsey Donn: Oh, my goodness. I'm good. Trey. I love the chicken, the return of the chicken, or is it a Turkey? I don't know either way. I like it.

[00:01:33] Trey Gerrald: some, um, feathered bird, whatever.

[00:01:35] Chelsey Donn: It's a bird with feathers. I'm good swimming along as usual. You know, these recording days just finished Pilates with watch that rock Pilates working on the core, you know, trying to get all the muscles firing.

[00:01:52] Chelsey Donn: So I'm good. How was your week?

[00:01:55] Trey Gerrald: My week is going well, you know, it's, um, really beautiful out, which is so nice. I'm enjoying, I really do. This is funny to have this conversation with someone who lives in LA, but I do enjoy having seasons. I like, you know, winter's my least favorite, but I enjoy the change cuz I think, well, I guess I don't like when it like becomes winter, but I do like when it becomes fall and I really like when it becomes spring and I love when it becomes summer.

[00:02:24] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:02:24] Chelsey Donn: I love when it becomes summer. My fave

[00:02:28] Trey Gerrald: So I'm enjoying that and I enjoy watching the dogs, sun bathing, even though I Donn don't sunbath cuz I'm too Scottish and pale.

[00:02:36] Chelsey Donn: yes, that's true.

[00:02:38] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:02:38] Lodge A Complaint

[00:02:38] Trey Gerrald: Well Chelsey, is there anything that you would like to

[00:02:42] VOICEOVER: Lodge A Complaint.

[00:02:43] Trey Gerrald: about today?

[00:02:44] Chelsey Donn: I've been waiting. I think this is more of a conversation, but like I Donn don't understand why we're at this point. In the world with technology and where everything is at. And I still can't like edit an email.

[00:02:59] Trey Gerrald: What do you mean?

[00:03:00] Chelsey Donn: Like, you know, when you send an email and you make like a stupid typo or you like mess something up in the subject.

[00:03:06] Chelsey Donn: And like, now you're like, oh my God, I just wanna change this. I just think the email should have more technology, like a few options. One, if the person has not opened the email already, and we know that, then I should be able to like, do a full edit. If I have to, if the person has opened the email already, I'm fine with it having be, you know how like on Facebook, when you edit a comment it's like edited, that's fine.

[00:03:36] Chelsey Donn: Give me an edited. I just want a chance to go in there and fix an email. Cuz I had like an exchange earlier today where it was like, I was sort of rushing. I was trying to get a bunch of things done and I just needed to get the email out. So I got it out and then I made a stupid mistake. And like, I saw the stupid mistake that I made.

[00:03:57] Chelsey Donn: And then I had to like send an addendum, being like, sorry, made this stupid mistake. And then I made another stupid mistake in this correction to this. Like, it was just like, I kept messing things up. And I was like, if there was just a function within Gmail where I could edit this, even if the person had to get a freaking alert that I edited, at least it would like stay in one space and like, I wouldn't have to deal with all this back and forth and I could correct things.

[00:04:28] Chelsey Donn: I just think we should be there already as a society personally.

[00:04:33] Trey Gerrald: I agree. I also saw that the new iPhone. That's coming out will have the ability to unsend text messages

[00:04:44] Chelsey Donn: Oh,