TRANSCRIPT of Episode 61: "Rubik's Cube"
Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 61: "Rubik's Cube"
*Please Pardon any spelling errors!
THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello!
[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello there. And hello there, listeners. Welcome to Review That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing...
[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:00:51] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn.
[00:00:53] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.
[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: and together we are:
[00:00:57] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens!
[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: For access to additional reviews and tidbits on our weekly after show companion podcast, you have to be a member to hear join over at Patreon dot com slash Review That Review.
[00:01:14] Lillian Pops
[00:01:14] Trey Gerrald: Now, before we get any further in the show, Something happened at the very end of last weeks members only after show companion podcast that Chelsey and I have been getting so much, uh, attention, so many DMS, so many comments on.
[00:01:34] Trey Gerrald: So I thought it's only right that we bring it into today's actual show so that we can properly address. Here we go here is a very abbreviated clipped version so that if anyone is not a member of our Patreon, you'll have a little background info.
[00:01:52] VOICEOVER: I know this was like from the main show, but do you have any guesses what LP might stand for? Um, it probably means Laurel Peter Smith. I was thinking like Lawrence Peterson, like maybe like a Lillian, Lillian pops. I've never met anyone with the last name pops. Lilian pops. Well, thanks Queens. Have a great week stay.
[00:02:22] VOICEOVER: Queenly do all the things stay. Queenly keep Queen and whatever you do, ignore the haters. Ignore the haters question. What would Lilian pops do?
[00:02:35] VOICEOVER: Lillian pops li pops. Well, that's our new merch. Lillian. Karma's. It's so stupid. oh my God.
[00:03:03] Trey Gerrald: so Lillian pops was born. We are now crediting, uh, the quote that has become infamous. Karma's a bitch boys, two Lillian pops and at the tail end of that conversation, right before we signed off Chelsey suggested what if we did a contest where someone draws Lillian pops. So I'm bringing it to the main show.
[00:03:25] Trey Gerrald: If you are an artist, if you have an artistic flare, we would love to create some merch featuring Lillian pops, the primadonna of Review That Review. Please submit.
[00:03:35] Chelsey Donn: William pops is popping off.
[00:03:38] Trey Gerrald: pops is popping off. She's dawning a crown. if you want to submit a piece of artwork, we'll consider it for the next line of merch.
[00:03:47] Trey Gerrald: Anyway, Chelsey, how are ya?
[00:03:49] Chelsey Donn: I'm good. I'm good. You know, trudging along it's summer hot girl summer. I'm here for it. Mm. Yeah.
[00:03:55] Trey Gerrald: Oh, yeah, it's funny. We have two dogs as all of you listeners know. And our first dog Winnie loves to just look up into the sun and bark for no reason. There's, there's like. Yeah. She'll literally just sit there and like bark until we're like, no, no. So that's a joy of summer cuz she doesn't tend to want to sit out there when it's not nice out.
[00:04:22] Trey Gerrald: Uh, she really hates, well, she likes to run around in snow, but she has to like get in the snow first. I've been dealing with that a lot the bark
[00:04:30] Chelsey Donn: About her nonstop,
[00:04:32] Trey Gerrald: just into the sky. Like it's
[00:04:34] Trey Gerrald: so
[00:04:34] Chelsey Donn: think it's a boredom thing. I don't
[00:04:36] Trey Gerrald: Oh really?
[00:04:37] Chelsey Donn: It could be,
[00:04:38] Trey Gerrald: She gets attention.
[00:04:39] Chelsey Donn: yeah, they need attention.
[00:04:41] Trey Gerrald: Well, this week I discovered that I actually have access to Sirius XM through the app, which like, I must have known at some point, cuz we have it for David's car.
[00:04:52] Trey Gerrald: so I have access to the Michelle Collins show, which I am obsessed with Michelle Collins. And so now all week I've just been like binging, you know her two hour morning show. It's lovely. I'm that's been the highlight of my.
[00:05:06] Chelsey Donn: don't know if I know who that is. Is that bad?