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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 70: "Costco Wholesale"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 70: "Costco Wholesale"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello.

[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Hi and hello to all of you. Listen, welcome once again to Review That Review, we are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:42] Chelsey Donn: reviews. We're just like Siskel and Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpiece, we re review those hilarious scathing and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: that is your host Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:57] Chelsey Donn: And that is your host. Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:59] Trey Gerrald: And together we are your hosts, AKA

[00:01:03] VOICEOVER: review Queens.

[00:01:07] Trey Gerrald: Cheerio to all of our Patreon members. They're helping us wait. That was Australian.

[00:01:12] Chelsey Donn: Yep.

[00:01:15] Trey Gerrald: Well, just so you know, our Patreon members, they're really helping us over here because they are paying a little nominal fee for additional content. And it helps us out when we're producing the show. They get access to our companion after show podcast, and we love them. So if you wanna feel the love, show us love.

[00:01:34] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:01:35] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:01:36] Trey Gerrald: Go to Patreon dot com slash Review That Review. You can also find it at our homepage. Review That Review dot com Chelsey goose. Bagga how are ya?

[00:01:47] Chelsey Donn: I'm? Good. I'm good. We have a handyman outside doing a little bit of work, so hopefully that's not gonna be an issue he's working on the water cooler and a little bit of a leak situation, but.

[00:02:00] Trey Gerrald: little hammer hammer, tap,

[00:02:01] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, I think, I think we're gonna be okay. I always hate it when there's a handyman outside my room and I haven't been alerted of that fact.

[00:02:10] Chelsey Donn: And I just have like the curtains open and there's a stranger out there, but more on that at the after show. We could talk about that more there, but anyway, how are you doing Trey? It's so good to see. How's your.

[00:02:24] Trey Gerrald: I'm good. Life is good. You know, as all of our Jewish friends are aware today is yam Kipper. So we are obviously wishing all of our Jewish listeners, uh, safe and, uh, meaningful

[00:02:40] Chelsey Donn: fast

[00:02:41] Trey Gerrald: Yes,

[00:02:42] Chelsey Donn: an easy, fast, let it be easy.

[00:02:44] Trey Gerrald: yes. Or let it be really hard and

[00:02:48] Chelsey Donn: contemplative of.

[00:02:49] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Consider are you gonna get in the book of life? What could you do better?

[00:02:53] Trey Gerrald: Where have you send.

[00:02:55] Chelsey Donn: You are, if you're, if you're listening to the show, I think we, uh, we're good peeps,

[00:03:00] Trey Gerrald: Yes. So that's enough of that. Let's, let's move on to fun, happy things so that like we can get our minds off of the fast. My week's good. You know, we're, um, chucking along the Jewish holidays are always a great opportunity to be around loved ones, which is so nice. And so lovely. I get to experience that with my large mush Booka.

[00:03:20] Chelsey Donn: Oh, good Yiddish. Look at you.

[00:03:23] Trey Gerrald: Ah, yeah.

[00:03:26] Chelsey Donn: Very good. Very good. Yeah. It's always a good week. I'm in LA. So I'm with my, my Jewish fam out here. Do a little FaceTime with the kids on the east coast and it's, it's a good time. It's a, it's a good time of year. Things are amping up. It's uh, it. I dunno. That's it

[00:04:00] Trey Gerrald: It

[00:04:01] Chelsey Donn: I think we've said it all, but we haven't said it all because we always have things that we wanna complain about as you know, I'm Jewish. I have all the fetches,

[00:04:11] Trey Gerrald: I've got, I've got some too.

[00:04:13] Chelsey Donn: I mean, I think between the two of us, I'm sure there are things that we wanna Lodge Complaint about. So do you wanna jump in Trey?

[00:04:20] Chelsey Donn: Do you wanna start us off?