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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 72: "Starbucks 1 vs. 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 72: "Starbucks 1 vs. 5 Stars"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: reviews were just like Cisco Neibert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:51] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:53] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.

[00:00:58] VOICEOVER: The review Queens.

[00:01:02] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio

[00:01:04] Trey Gerrald: to all of our members over on Patreon. They have exclusive access to tons of bonuses, including our companion After show podcast, which celebrates one year today.

[00:01:17] Chelsey Donn: Yay.

[00:01:18] Trey Gerrald: about that. If you're not a Patreon member, you are missing one year's worth of exclusive, extra reviews and content. So if you haven't checked it out, go to our homepage, Review That Review dot com.

[00:01:31] Trey Gerrald: Click on the word Patreon, or if you would like to support our show in a different way, you can visit Review That Review dot com slash donate. Well, hello Chelsey Goose. How are ya?

[00:01:42] Chelsey Donn: I'm good. If you're watching this and not listening, you'll see that I, I have these lights cuz I wanted to be fancy like Trey and I didn't even put my glasses on when we first started recording cuz I was like fully blind. I stared right into the light,

[00:01:56] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:01:56] Chelsey Donn: bad I.

[00:01:57] Trey Gerrald: I know it well.

[00:01:58] Chelsey Donn: And I didn't, I couldn't even see anything until a second ago, so I'm better now that I can see.

[00:02:03] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, these are, what are they? Like 60 wat? L e d lights. So

[00:02:07] Chelsey Donn: very, very bright.

[00:02:08] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. They're exceedingly bright in your eyeballs.

[00:02:11] Chelsey Donn: I don't know how good that is. I mean, I don't think it's as bad as like looking into a solar eclipse, but it can't be great, you know?

[00:02:17] Trey Gerrald: can't be good for, oh my god, Solar eclipses. Remember those glasses they make like out of cardboard or whatever?

[00:02:22] Chelsey Donn: I, Yeah. I don't even know what peop people were like making them from home and looking right in the sun. I gotta be honest, I didn't really look.

[00:02:30] Chelsey Donn: Did you

[00:02:32] Trey Gerrald: No, I didn't look. No. Me.

[00:02:35] Chelsey Donn: do you remember when that was? Like the hot topic, Like that was what we were talking about. That was all pre covid and we didn't even know

[00:02:42] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God. We had no idea what was to come. ChelseyBD, did you get any interesting things on your doorstep? This.

[00:02:50] Chelsey Donn: I did. I got a package, a mysterious package in the mail.

[00:02:55] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:02:56] Chelsey Donn: I think it said like from my fabulous gay cohost, and I was instructed that I was not allowed to open it, which was very tempting. It's, it's quite heavy. I have no idea what it is. It's in a bag.

[00:03:11] Trey Gerrald: Yes. I paid for like the 3 99 gift wrapping.

[00:03:15] Chelsey Donn: Yes. What is it?

[00:03:16] Trey Gerrald: So I sent Chelsey a gift from Amazon. Yeah. What does it say?

[00:03:20] Chelsey Donn: says, Do not open till podcasting with the most adorable, gorgeous, stunning, handsome, wonderful and gay co-host from Trey Gerrald, just in case I didn't like from the clues leading up, just in case I didn't know. I like that. That you said from Trey Gerrald as well.