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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 73: "Pennhurst Asylum"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 73: "Pennhurst Asylum"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:00] VOICEOVER: [Theme Song]

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: hello.

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:38] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:50] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:52] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.

[00:00:57] VOICEOVER: The review Queens.

[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: And a very special cheerio to all of our members over at Patreon who have exclusive access to tons of bonuses, including our very special Companion After show podcast, which features an additional review. So if you haven't checked that out yet, go to our homepage, Review That Review dot com, and click on the word Patreon.

[00:01:23] Trey Gerrald: If you wanna show your support in a different way, then visit Review That Review dot com slash donate. Chelsey. Ooh, do you know it? Today, we're gonna celebrate. Here comes Halloween. It's spooky Chelsey behind you.

[00:01:51] Chelsey Donn: my God. I hate it.

[00:01:53] Trey Gerrald: Happy Halloween Queens. It's another Halloween here at Review. That. Review and Chelsey and I have swapped positions. Well, actually you were dressed as,

[00:02:03] Chelsey Donn: was waldo.

[00:02:05] Trey Gerrald: Walter? Last

[00:02:05] Chelsey Donn: You were in like full drag though.

[00:02:07] Trey Gerrald: I'm wearing a scream shirt, at least

[00:02:09] Chelsey Donn: Oh, nice. I love it.

[00:02:11] Trey Gerrald: I thought I would definitely do drag again for our second Halloween episode, but the recording schedule got away from me, and here we are doing Halloween and Chelsey is an acute crocodile onesie.

[00:02:24] Chelsey Donn: I am, this is like, I don't know when this exactly happened. I wanna say it was like six years ago when I decided that onesies, that was like the level of costume I was comfortable with. You know, it's a, it's an all in one, all inclusive costume, and it's comfortable. Sign me up.

[00:02:41] Trey Gerrald: I get that. I love onesies, Chelsey. How? How are you? How was Halloween? Do you have big Halloween plans this year? Like are you gonna do anything more than a onesie or are you really tapped out?

[00:02:51] Chelsey Donn: I tap out at onesie, but like I also do like a onesies. I don't even wanna call it a party cuz it's usually more of a gathering. We'll have a couple other friends, they'll also wear onesies costumes and we'll watch like hocus po cuz that's about like as horror as I get.

[00:03:07] Trey Gerrald: Got

[00:03:07] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. What about you? Do you have any fun plans?

[00:03:11] Chelsey Donn: I feel like you're more into being fancy and getting dressed up usually.

[00:03:15] Trey Gerrald: very excited. Obviously, Halloween falls on Sunday this year, but I am very excited for our family photo to be released, which still top secret at the time of this recording.

[00:03:29] Chelsey Donn: I thought maybe when we became partners I would get a little like behind the curtain peak at the family costumes, but I have no idea what you guys are gonna do. Do you wanna give a hint? It.

[00:03:39] Trey Gerrald: It's a very famous child story. That's all I'm gonna say.

[00:03:46] Chelsey Donn: Ooh, okay. I'm gonna be thinking about that.

[00:03:48] Trey Gerrald: Hmm.

[00:03:50] Chelsey Donn: Well, I'm not gonna complain about not knowing, but I will complain about other things.

[00:03:54] Trey Gerrald: do it. Why don't we go ahead and,

[00:03:55] VOICEOVER: Lodge Complaint.

[00:03:57] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, I wanted a Lodge Complaint about something that I find actually scary in our world today, and that is Shady apps stealing your information.

[00:04:07] Trey Gerrald: Aye. Aye.