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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 74: "Trim Hair Salon"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 74: "Trim Hair Salon"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Well, hi there and hello listeners. Welcome once again to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Cisco Neber only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:52] Trey Gerrald: And that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:54] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: And together we are

[00:00:59] VOICEOVER: A', Review, Queen.

[00:01:03] Trey Gerrald: so trusty.

[00:01:04] Chelsey Donn: So trusty,

[00:01:05] Trey Gerrald: And A' very special cheer A' to all of our members over on Patreon. Now, if you haven't checked it out yet, go to our homepage, Review That Review dot com and click on the word Patreon.

[00:01:17] Chelsey Donn: Do it. Do it now.

[00:01:19] Trey Gerrald: Or if you wanna show support in A' different way, visit Review That Review dot com slash donate.

[00:01:26] Chelsey Donn: let's do

[00:01:26] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD, how is ya?

[00:01:29] Chelsey Donn: I'm good. 'I got A' robo vacuum on the loose. 'I did send it home, but it's not seeming to find its home, so hopefully, hopefully it'll find its way home before the end of the episode. Other than the loose vacuum. I'm good. Ready to record. Excited to be here with you. 'I. Got A'. Very sweet message from your husband, David.

[00:01:48] Chelsey Donn: Did he tell you he was gonna call me?

[00:01:50] Chelsey Donn: He called me to thank me for making him our Royal Highness.

[00:01:55] Chelsey Donn: He left me A' very sweet voice now.

[00:01:57] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that's so nice. He didn't tell me that he was very touched.

[00:02:00] Chelsey Donn: A'. Well, I'm very touched that he is such A' supportive fan of the show, and 'I love him almost as much as you do.

[00:02:10] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's very sweet. It's funny. ChelseyBD and 'I have, we talked about this last week, but we have the same background lights and 'I can see when Goldie is walking back and forth because she casts A'

[00:02:21] Chelsey Donn: 'I know, she

[00:02:22] Trey Gerrald: like Peter Pan.

[00:02:24] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Update the robot Vacuum did find its way home.

[00:02:28] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that was quick.

[00:02:29] Chelsey Donn: Yes. So how are you, Trey? How's your week been?

[00:02:32] Trey Gerrald: Oh, thank you for asking. My week is great as 'I shared 'I now have the iPhone 14, which is A'. Really exciting.

[00:02:41] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, I'm jealous.

[00:02:43] Trey Gerrald: and that's funny, uh, because I've been editing our episode where you talk about the updates as your Complaint, and I'm in real time having the new iPhone, so it's very funny. But

[00:02:54] Chelsey Donn: you feel superior?

[00:02:55] Trey Gerrald: no 'I, just like, feel free.

[00:02:58] Chelsey Donn: Okay. That's fair. 'I. Don't feel free. I'm still, I'm still, uh, in purgatory with my 11.

[00:03:05] Trey Gerrald: you haven't checked with Verizon to see if you have A' thousand dollars

[00:03:08] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Just 'I, You know what, 'I didn't have time this week, and so it's just, it was lower on the priority list.

[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: That's what happens. So