TRANSCRIPT of Episode 74: "Trim Hair Salon"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 74: "Trim Hair Salon"


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THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Well, hi there and hello listeners. Welcome once again to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Cisco Neber only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:52] Trey Gerrald: And that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:54] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: And together we are

[00:00:59] VOICEOVER: A', Review, Queen.

[00:01:03] Trey Gerrald: so trusty.

[00:01:04] Chelsey Donn: So trusty,

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[00:01:17] Chelsey Donn: Do it. Do it now.

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[00:01:26] Chelsey Donn: let's do

[00:01:26] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD, how is ya?

[00:01:29] Chelsey Donn: I'm good. 'I got A' robo vacuum on the loose. 'I did send it home, but it's not seeming to find its home, so hopefully, hopefully it'll find its way home before the end of the episode. Other than the loose vacuum. I'm good. Ready to record. Excited to be here with you. 'I. Got A'. Very sweet message from your husband, David.

[00:01:48] Chelsey Donn: Did he tell you he was gonna call me?

[00:01:50] Chelsey Donn: He called me to thank me for making him our Royal Highness.

[00:01:55] Chelsey Donn: He left me A' very sweet voice now.

[00:01:57] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that's so nice. He didn't tell me that he was very touched.

[00:02:00] Chelsey Donn: A'. Well, I'm very touched that he is such A' supportive fan of the show, and 'I love him almost as much as you do.

[00:02:10] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's very sweet. It's funny. ChelseyBD and 'I have, we talked about this last week, but we have the same background lights and 'I can see when Goldie is walking back and forth because she casts A'

[00:02:21] Chelsey Donn: 'I know, she

[00:02:22] Trey Gerrald: like Peter Pan.

[00:02:24] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Update the robot Vacuum did find its way home.

[00:02:28] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that was quick.

[00:02:29] Chelsey Donn: Yes. So how are you, Trey? How's your week been?

[00:02:32] Trey Gerrald: Oh, thank you for asking. My week is great as 'I shared 'I now have the iPhone 14, which is A'. Really exciting.

[00:02:41] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, I'm jealous.

[00:02:43] Trey Gerrald: and that's funny, uh, because I've been editing our episode where you talk about the updates as your Complaint, and I'm in real time having the new iPhone, so it's very funny. But

[00:02:54] Chelsey Donn: you feel superior?

[00:02:55] Trey Gerrald: no 'I, just like, feel free.

[00:02:58] Chelsey Donn: Okay. That's fair. 'I. Don't feel free. I'm still, I'm still, uh, in purgatory with my 11.

[00:03:05] Trey Gerrald: you haven't checked with Verizon to see if you have A' thousand dollars

[00:03:08] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Just 'I, You know what, 'I didn't have time this week, and so it's just, it was lower on the priority list.

[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: That's what happens. So

[00:03:16] Trey Gerrald: Well, why don't we move forward

[00:03:18] Trey Gerrald: and go into some fetch territory? How do you feel about

[00:03:22] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A', Complaint.

[00:03:23] Trey Gerrald: time?

[00:03:24] Chelsey Donn: I'd love to Lodge A Complaint. Thanks for asking Today, 'I wanna talk about, you know, when you click on an article, maybe it's like top 10 kitchen gadgets that like you gotta have on Amazon or something, and then it's like A' slideshow.

[00:03:40] Trey Gerrald: Yes.

[00:03:40] Chelsey Donn: you have to click through all of them and then like maybe you like.

[00:03:44] Chelsey Donn: Got to that article cuz you were searching for like best spatula on Amazon or something. And like one of the items in the slideshow is the spatula. But now 'I have to click back like A' hundred times to get back to my original search cuz 'I went through the whole slideshow. 'I can't stand that.

[00:04:01] Trey Gerrald: Yes,

[00:04:02] Chelsey Donn: 'I just wish that like 'I could somehow go through A' slideshow and still click back and be out of the article.

[00:04:08] Chelsey Donn: Like why do 'I need to click back 10 million?

[00:04:12] Trey Gerrald: 'I hear that. That

[00:04:13] Trey Gerrald: is so frustrating.

[00:04:14] Chelsey Donn: Just wanted A' spatula.

[00:04:16] Trey Gerrald: 'I wish that you could just make the slide show A' Gallery view and you could just see

[00:04:20] Trey Gerrald: them all, or that the webpage would just not count each slide as A' new page. That's so frustrating.

[00:04:28] Chelsey Donn: It is annoying. 'I. 'I. Don't think I've ever come across this problem in websites that I've designed, but also like whoever these people are that are making these, they must be doing it on purpose so that they're like constantly getting A', You know that like SEO of of their website. Impression,

[00:04:43] Trey Gerrald: Listeners, if ChelseyBD has designed your website, call in and let us know all about it.

[00:04:48] Chelsey Donn: right. Have 'I created problems for you and your visitor? Maybe 'I did and 'I didn't even know. So that's my Complaint. Yes. 'I was looking for A' Spatula. 'I came across this listicle 'I thought, Take A' Gander. And then before 'I knew it, it just, it really put A' damper on the entire search.

[00:05:02] Trey Gerrald: Did you get A' spatula?

[00:05:04] Chelsey Donn: 'I did.

[00:05:05] Trey Gerrald: Was it the Spatty Daddy?

[00:05:07] Chelsey Donn: 'I didn't get the Spatty Daddy though.

[00:05:09] Chelsey Donn: There's also Spatty. Mommy. Do you know that 'I? Think 'I. Think there's A'. Spatty. Mommy, A' Spatty. Daddy 'I. Don't know if there's A'. Grandpa

[00:05:15] Trey Gerrald: Maybe We have the Spatty baby, cuz we have the teeny tiny one to get teeny, teeny things out.

[00:05:20] Chelsey Donn: But 'I think that that was the whole

[00:05:22] Chelsey Donn: thing with the Spatty daddy was that like it's so that you can get the last bit of the

[00:05:28] Trey Gerrald: it's amazing

[00:05:30] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I have A'. 'I actually don't own A'. Spatty Daddy, maybe 'I should get one. Anyway, that's my Complaint. Short and sweet. What is your Complaint this week?

[00:05:39] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Hear you now. My Complaint is also short and sweet. This is like A' personal thing that sort of like bothers me, but. A'. Have you ever had A' friend who whenever they refer to their parents, they always say, Oh, mom said this and dad said this. Instead of saying,

[00:05:56] Trey Gerrald: My

[00:05:57] Trey Gerrald: mom said this, or my dad said this,

[00:06:01] Chelsey Donn: Yes. That's funny.

[00:06:02] Trey Gerrald: it makes me irrationally emotional only because that's not my parent.

[00:06:10] Trey Gerrald: Why are you referring to them as mom? '

[00:06:13] Trey Gerrald: Oh, mom hurt her back and now she's at the icu and you know, 'I gotta go get her prescription for her. Oh, you know, Dad turns 72.

[00:06:24] Chelsey Donn: Do you think that's like A' cultural? Like A' or like if you're from the south, like do you think that's more common?