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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 75: "Gaffers Tape"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 75: "Gaffers Tape"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello.

[00:00:31] Trey Gerrald: Oh my gosh. ChelseyBD 'I. Didn't know you were gonna be here. Hey and hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:43] Chelsey Donn: Reviews. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:58] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald

[00:01:02] Trey Gerrald: And these of us together are.

[00:01:07] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:11] Chelsey Donn: indeed

[00:01:12] Trey Gerrald: And A' very special. Cheerio

[00:01:15] Chelsey Donn: Queens.

[00:01:16] Trey Gerrald: to our members over on Patreon. This is another invitation. If you haven't checked it out yet, go over. To our Patreon page. You can access it by clicking on the word Patreon on our website at Review That Review dot com. Or if you are interested in supporting without purchasing A' membership with exclusive content, then you can go to A' Review That Review dot com slash donate.

[00:01:40] Trey Gerrald: We'd love it, . Anyway. ChelseyBD, how are you?

[00:01:46] Chelsey Donn: Ah, Trey. I'm good. I'm good. 'I kind of wanna Lodge right into my Complaint cuz it's like in real time, if that's

[00:01:54] Trey Gerrald: all right. We are two minutes in and let's do it. ChelseyBD, why don't you go ahead and

[00:01:59] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:02:00] Trey Gerrald: this is your platform.

[00:02:01] Chelsey Donn: 'I just couldn't wait another second. So like guys listening, doctors 'I, doctors in the audience 'I have like really serious acid reflux issues and 'I am like required by my doctor. 'I mean, not that like 'I do what 'I want to do, but my doctor has prescribed me to take A' prescription and acid every day.

[00:02:23] Chelsey Donn: Take A' prescription and acid pill. , but I'm stuck in this vicious cycle. 'I can never get off of this pill, even though like it affects other vitamins and like my 'I affects my iron, like it, it affects my body. But if 'I forget to take it, like if 'I even take it, A'. Little bit late 'I. 'I get so much sicker.

[00:02:43] Chelsey Donn: There's like so much more acid buildup because of this. It's like 'I shouldn't be taking the pill long term cuz we're not really supposed to be taking this pill long term. But 'I can't stop taking it because if 'I stop taking it, then the acid is so bad. I'm like completely beholden to this Anas medication.

[00:03:01] Chelsey Donn: It's very frustrating. I'm very uncomfortable. I'm on my third tons of the day, which 'I don't even know if we're supposed to be doing that. And 'I. 'I can't live like this. 'I just can't, 'I can't go on with this acid reflux issue. I've like tried doing baking soda in water cuz that's supposed to be something that's helpful.

[00:03:20] Chelsey Donn: 'I can't find anything that like kicks this habit and it's so uncomfortable. 'I have A' A' as 'I speak right now. 'I gotta fix it. 'I need help. Doctors, if you're listening, help A' sister out. I'm gonna go for another Tums.

[00:03:35] Trey Gerrald: did you start noticing that you had acid reflux in your life?

[00:03:39] Chelsey Donn: From like A', very young age, 'I had A', lot of abdominal problems. 'I like not gonna overshare but 'I spent A'. Lot of time in the hospital as A' kid with like different stomach issues. And so for as long as 'I can remember, I've had A', lot of acid issues. To the point where 'I like, I'm like not allowed to take any Advil or NSAIDs because like my stomach lining is too thin.

[00:04:03] Chelsey Donn: So like it's an issue like it's A' real problem and 'I understand that 'I need to be on this medication because when I'm not on it, even for A' day, even if 'I like forget to take it in the morning and 'I take it mid-afternoon, like whatever it is, 'I really like get very sick. But that's also disturbing.

[00:04:21] Chelsey Donn: Most people that take like pep or these like generic acid medications are not taking them every day. And I'll literally go to the pharmacy and they're like, You know, you're not supposed to be taking this all the time. And I'm like, Awesome. But 'I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm completely

[00:04:35] Trey Gerrald: Wow.

[00:04:35] Chelsey Donn: It's terrible.

[00:04:36] Trey Gerrald: 'I Hear that. I'm really sorry. 'I. Hope that 'I hope that something changes this Complaint in your life.

[00:04:42] Chelsey Donn: Thank you 'I. Hope so too. 'I. Think 'I might need to like full on. See like A' non. Eastern Medica like 'I need to see somebody else. 'I, need like A' medicine man that's going to be able to help fix this issue cuz 'I think that normal doctors, 'I, 'I, can't!, they can't help me anymore. W