TRANSCRIPT of Episode 76: "Law Firm: 1 vs. 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 76: "Law Firm: 1 vs. 5 Stars"

Transcription

*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:27:25] Chelsey Donn: look up who's Brian. Try and figure out who had the baby

[00:27:30] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean 'I. Think that reply only helps me realize like what? Like even Jacobi Meyers is confused here and they are lawyers.

[00:27:38] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. Yeah. No 'I, mean 'I. Think that that was A' good reply.

[00:27:43] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Professional to the point leaves me feeling like, oh, right. There are structures in which A' word strung together can make sense.

[00:27:52] Chelsey Donn: Sure. We, in case we had forgotten.

[00:27:55] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:27:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Okay. Well, 'I think that my opinion stands, um, of Karen Zero Stars. I'm proud of Jacobi Meyers for responding to this incoherent ramble was something that was perfectly coherent and I'm, I'm ready for us to hear the other side of the story.

[00:28:14] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, me too. All right. With all of that in our past, let's move to our future and take A' quick break so that when we come back we can hear an entirely different side of the story.

[00:28:24] Chelsey Donn: what, Let's do it.

[00:28:26] Trey Gerrald: Brb.

[00:28:29] VOICEOVER: Hold your crown. We'll be right back. The Mighty Philistine army stood on the hill above the men of King Saul as the giant Goliath moved in for the kill. Young David reached into his bag and slung one of his stones at Goliath's head, and Goliath fell face down on the ground. Who will stand up for you?

[00:29:06] Chelsey Donn: Jacobi

[00:29:07] VOICEOVER: Meyers '

[00:29:08] Trey Gerrald: I. Know.

[00:29:09] VOICEOVER: injury lawsuits since 1972.

[00:29:14] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:29:14] Chelsey Donn: my God. Jacobi Meyers, If you wanna sponsor us, please, we'd love it. We already have the ads.

[00:29:33] Trey Gerrald: Waite. Waite. Wait. It's game time.

[00:29:36] Chelsey Donn: right. It is game time. And today, 'I have created A' Custom game for you. Trey. Today we are gonna play law or it doesn't exactly rhyme, but it works. So

[00:29:55] Trey Gerrald: law or is it below your

[00:29:59] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. So this game is A', little bit different. Trey 'I. It's two truths and A' lie style. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you A' State, and I'm gonna tell you three laws, two of them are real and one of them is not. And you're gonna try and guess which law is not,

[00:30:16] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:30:17] Chelsey Donn: A' real law for this state.

[00:30:18] Chelsey Donn: Okay?

[00:30:19] Trey Gerrald: Okay.

[00:30:20] Chelsey Donn: are you

[00:30:21] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think so.

[00:30:22] Chelsey Donn: All right, we're gonna start with Maine. In Maine, it is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts in Maine. It is illegal to play the guitar while walking down the street In Maine, it is illegal to use A' feather duster under A' woman's chin.

[00:30:42] Trey Gerrald: Boo

[00:30:43] Chelsey Donn: All right, Trey, which is the lie?

[00:30:50] Trey Gerrald: Parking in front of Dunkin Donut.

[00:30:54] Chelsey Donn: No, that's A' real law.

[00:30:57] Trey Gerrald: Boo.

[00:30:57] Chelsey Donn: you believe it?

[00:30:58] Trey Gerrald: What in the world?

[00:30:59] Chelsey Donn: The lie was that it was illegal to play A&#x