Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 76: "Law Firm: 1 vs. 5 Stars"
Transcription
*Please Pardon any spelling errors!
THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!
Whose views win, which ones lose.
Online haters are comin' for you!
Baby, it's time to Review That Review!
[00:27:25] Chelsey Donn: look up who's Brian. Try and figure out who had the baby
[00:27:30] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean 'I. Think that reply only helps me realize like what? Like even Jacobi Meyers is confused here and they are lawyers.
[00:27:38] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. Yeah. No 'I, mean 'I. Think that that was A' good reply.
[00:27:43] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Professional to the point leaves me feeling like, oh, right. There are structures in which A' word strung together can make sense.
[00:27:52] Chelsey Donn: Sure. We, in case we had forgotten.
[00:27:55] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.
[00:27:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Okay. Well, 'I think that my opinion stands, um, of Karen Zero Stars. I'm proud of Jacobi Meyers for responding to this incoherent ramble was something that was perfectly coherent and I'm, I'm ready for us to hear the other side of the story.
[00:28:14] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, me too. All right. With all of that in our past, let's move to our future and take A' quick break so that when we come back we can hear an entirely different side of the story.
[00:28:24] Chelsey Donn: what, Let's do it.
[00:28:26] Trey Gerrald: Brb.
[00:28:29] VOICEOVER: Hold your crown. We'll be right back. The Mighty Philistine army stood on the hill above the men of King Saul as the giant Goliath moved in for the kill. Young David reached into his bag and slung one of his stones at Goliath's head, and Goliath fell face down on the ground. Who will stand up for you?
[00:29:06] Chelsey Donn: Jacobi
[00:29:07] VOICEOVER: Meyers '
[00:29:08] Trey Gerrald: I. Know.
[00:29:09] VOICEOVER: injury lawsuits since 1972.
[00:29:14] Trey Gerrald: Oh,
[00:29:14] Chelsey Donn: my God. Jacobi Meyers, If you wanna sponsor us, please, we'd love it. We already have the ads.
[00:29:33] Trey Gerrald: Waite. Waite. Wait. It's game time.
[00:29:36] Chelsey Donn: right. It is game time. And today, 'I have created A' Custom game for you. Trey. Today we are gonna play law or it doesn't exactly rhyme, but it works. So
[00:29:55] Trey Gerrald: law or is it below your
[00:29:59] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. So this game is A', little bit different. Trey 'I. It's two truths and A' lie style. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you A' State, and I'm gonna tell you three laws, two of them are real and one of them is not. And you're gonna try and guess which law is not,
[00:30:16] Trey Gerrald: Oh,
[00:30:17] Chelsey Donn: A' real law for this state.
[00:30:18] Chelsey Donn: Okay?
[00:30:19] Trey Gerrald: Okay.
[00:30:20] Chelsey Donn: are you
[00:30:21] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think so.
[00:30:22] Chelsey Donn: All right, we're gonna start with Maine. In Maine, it is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts in Maine. It is illegal to play the guitar while walking down the street In Maine, it is illegal to use A' feather duster under A' woman's chin.
[00:30:42] Trey Gerrald: Boo
[00:30:43] Chelsey Donn: All right, Trey, which is the lie?
[00:30:50] Trey Gerrald: Parking in front of Dunkin Donut.
[00:30:54] Chelsey Donn: No, that's A' real law.
[00:30:57] Trey Gerrald: Boo.
[00:30:57] Chelsey Donn: you believe it?
[00:30:58] Trey Gerrald: What in the world?
[00:30:59] Chelsey Donn: The lie was that it was illegal to play A' guitar walking down the street, but it is illegal in Augusta to walk down the street playing the violin.
[00:31:08] Trey Gerrald: What?
[00:31:10] Chelsey Donn: 'I know 'I don't. 'I. Don't exactly know why 'I was enacted, because the coffee and donut chain is A' hot spot and the parking lot can turn into A' mega traffic jam.
[00:31:19] Trey Gerrald: Oh my gosh.
[00:31:20] Chelsey Donn: no parking in front of the donuts. All right, moving on to Hawaii.
[00:31:24] Trey Gerrald: Boo
[00:31:25] Chelsey Donn: In Hawaii, it is illegal to have billboard signs In Hawaii, it is illegal to pet the trunk of A' palm tree without A' license. In Hawaii, it is illegal to place coins in your ear. Which one is A'? Lie
[00:31:50] Trey Gerrald: Billboards.
[00:31:52] Chelsey Donn: no billboards are illegal in Hawaii. It is also illegal to place coins in your ear in Hawaii, but it is not illegal to pet A'. Pon Tree without A'. Eli 'I Know Is 'I mean. Get ready. These are some crazy laws.
[00:32:08] Trey Gerrald: Oh my
[00:32:08] Chelsey Donn: move on to Alabama.
[00:32:10] Trey Gerrald: 'I Know
[00:32:10] Chelsey Donn: In Alabama, it is illegal to walk down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
[00:32:18] Trey Gerrald: what?
[00:32:19] Chelsey Donn: In Alabama, it is illegal to jump rope On Sundays in Alabama, it is illegal to drive blindfolded. Which of these is A' lie?
[00:32:34] Trey Gerrald: Jumping rope on A' Sunday.
[00:32:37] Chelsey Donn: That is the lie. job. Try. All right. All right. You're getting better.
[00:32:42] Trey Gerrald: Okay.
[00:32:43] Chelsey Donn: In Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders in Arizona. It is illegal to kick A' cactus in Arizona. It is illegal for A' donkey to sleep in A' bathtub.
[00:33:05] Trey Gerrald: Donkey in A' bathtub.
[00:33:06] Chelsey Donn: That's A' real law.
[00:33:08] Trey Gerrald: What?
[00:33:09] Chelsey Donn: Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. . In the 1920s, A' local dam broke flooding A' rancher's home, and the rancher's donkey became accustomed to sleeping in the bathtub, which filled with water and whisked him miles away. So now you can't store A' donkey that way. Should we move on to Arkansas?
[00:33:30] Trey Gerrald: Sure.
[00:33:31] Chelsey Donn: Okay. In Arkansas, it is illegal to yell at your children in A' Drive-through restaurant In Arkansas, it is illegal to name your livestock.
[00:33:43] Chelsey Donn: In Arkansas, it is illegal to honk your horn near A' sandwich shop after nine.
[00:33:54] Trey Gerrald: Honk your heart A' sandwich Shop after 9:00 PM
[00:33:57] Chelsey Donn: That's A' real law. The lie was that it's illegal to name your
[00:34:00] Chelsey Donn: lime livestock 'I. Think it's cuz of noise ordinances. But 'I don't know why it's specific to sandwich shops, but hey,
[00:34:08] Trey Gerrald: What?
[00:34:08] Chelsey Donn: um, let's go to California.
[00:34:11] Trey Gerrald: bad at this
[00:34:12] Chelsey Donn: it's okay. They're really crazy. Laws 'I mean. How could you possibly be expected? These are purposely insane in California.
[00:34:21] Chelsey Donn: It is illegal to whistle for A' lost canary before 7:00 AM In California, it is illegal to wear cowboy boots. If you don't own at least two cows In California, it is illegal to wear A' top hat to the grocery store.
[00:34:43] Trey Gerrald: boots.
[00:34:44] Chelsey Donn: That's true. So there's A', lot of like these
[00:34:48] Chelsey Donn: ArcHa. Laws that are still in place that obviously people don't follow, but this is in Blythe.
[00:34:53] Trey Gerrald: Okay. I've gotten five. Wrong
[00:34:56] Chelsey Donn: You're great. You're doing okay? We still have, we have, We have some left. Let's go to Connecticut. In Connecticut, beauticians and stylists may not hum sing or whistle.
[00:35:09] Chelsey Donn: While working in Connecticut, it is illegal to eat A' lollipop. While driving in Connecticut, it is illegal to sell A' pickle that doesn't bounce
[00:35:20] VOICEOVER: A'
[00:35:25] Trey Gerrald: Bouncing pickles.
[00:35:26] Chelsey Donn: dozen pickles is true. In 19 48, 2 men were arrested for selling pickles that were unfit for human consumption and they decided that A' good way to decide if A' pickle was good was whether or not it bounced.
[00:35:40] Trey Gerrald: What? The
[00:35:41] Chelsey Donn: Okay. In Louisiana, it is illegal to send A' surprise pizza in Louisiana. It is illegal to lie in Louisiana.
[00:35:52] Chelsey Donn: It is illegal to throw Mardi Gras beads at A' child.
[00:36:00] Trey Gerrald: illegal to lie.
[00:36:02] Chelsey Donn: It is illegal to lie in the state of Louisiana. It's also illegal to make A' promise and not keep it, but only if you knew you weren't gonna keep it before you made it. The lie was the child Mardi gra beads. They're fine with that.
[00:36:15] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God.
[00:36:19] Chelsey Donn: All right. In Minnesota, it is illegal to have dirty tires In Minnesota, it is illegal to chase an oiled or greased pig In Minnesota, it is illegal to house A' chicken inside of your home.
[00:36:38] VOICEOVER: 'I
[00:36:43] Trey Gerrald: um, chase an oil or grease pig.
[00:36:48] Chelsey Donn: Is that your answer? That's wrong,
[00:36:50] Trey Gerrald: Uh,
[00:36:53] VOICEOVER: A'.
[00:36:55] Chelsey Donn: Um, no. It is illegal to chase an oil or grease pig and have dirty tires in Minnesota, but it is A' lie that you can't house A' chicken inside of your home. All right, in Nebraska, Here we go. Trey, let's do this. In
[00:37:08] Trey Gerrald: Okay. I've lived in Nebraska
[00:37:10] Chelsey Donn: lived there. Okay? You cannot get married if you have A' venereal disease In Nebraska, it is illegal to sell beer at A' Bar unless you're also brewing A' pot of soup.
[00:37:26] Chelsey Donn: In Nebraska, it is illegal to defecate in A' church bathroom.
[00:37:35] Trey Gerrald: defecating,
[00:37:37] Chelsey Donn: That's the lie you found it.
[00:37:39] Trey Gerrald: Oh my
[00:37:40] Chelsey Donn: 'I thought by using the word defecate that maybe 'I would get you. Okay. Good job, Trey. Okay. In Tennessee, it is illegal to use A' lasso to catch A' fish. In Tennessee, it is illegal to take leftovers home from A' restaurant. In Tennessee, it's illegal to share your Netflix password.
[00:38:09] Trey Gerrald: Take home from A' restaurant.
[00:38:11] Chelsey Donn: That's the lie. Good job. But it is illegal to take home pie from A' restaurant that has like A' piece taken from it. You can't take A' half eaten pie home from A' restaurant in Tennessee. Don't know what that's about, but it's A' thing. All right. Okay, we have two more left. In Vermont, it is illegal to paint A' horse even in times of war in Vermont.
[00:38:37] Chelsey Donn: It is illegal to get married on A' Tuesday in Vermont. It is illegal for women to wear fake teeth without their husband's approval.
[00:38:54] Trey Gerrald: Getting married on A' Tuesday.
[00:38:55] Chelsey Donn: That's right.
[00:38:57] Trey Gerrald: Whoa.
[00:38:57] Chelsey Donn: does say that it's illegal to paint A' horse even in times four, which 'I don't know why you would do that. Um, all right, Trey last one is Wisconsin. Here we go. In Wisconsin, it is illegal to intentionally damage A' cheese hat In Wisconsin, it is illegal to worry A' squirrel. In Wisconsin, it is illegal to use butter substitutes without permiss.
[00:39:32] Trey Gerrald: substitutes
[00:39:34] Chelsey Donn: No, that's real. 'I made up the cheese hat.
[00:39:37] Trey Gerrald: permission from who?
[00:39:39] Chelsey Donn: like you can't just give someone margarine without saying, I'm giving you
[00:39:44] Trey Gerrald: Oh.
[00:39:46] Chelsey Donn: Like A', public establishment is not allowed to serve margarine as A' substitute for butter unless the customer is explicitly requesting it. It's for some sort of fear of an allergic reaction.
[00:39:57] Chelsey Donn: 'I guess.
[00:39:58] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I got nine wrong and 'I got four. Right?
[00:40:02] Chelsey Donn: which really just goes to show these laws are crazy. Trey just saying
[00:40:08] Trey Gerrald: Good job. You did A'. Really great job in stumping me.
[00:40:11] Chelsey Donn: thank you. 'I did. 'I did make up quite A'. Few crazy laws, but not as crazy as the real ones.
[00:40:17] Trey Gerrald: A' Law in this. Queen. Do that. I'm gonna sue you because you've publicly humiliated me.
[00:40:22] Chelsey Donn: No. Try 'I would've gotten just as many wrong. Okay.
[00:40:26] Trey Gerrald: Well that was fun. Let's go back to Jacobi and Meyer. Should we.
[00:40:30] Chelsey Donn: do it.
[00:40:33] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.
[00:40:37] Chelsey Donn: All right. We are back from that rousing embarrassing game break. And now it is time to hear an entirely different side of the story. But before we do, we gotta take A'. Quick break for commercial.
[00:40:50] VOICEOVER: If you forget your mom's birthday, that's your fault. But if you fall because of A', broken sidewalk, damaged staircase, or poor lighting, it's only your fault if you don't call us. Jacobi Meyers one eight seven seven JM Lawyer A'.
[00:41:06] Chelsey Donn: Don't forget your mom's birthday. That'll be your fault. All right, so this is our five star review from Google for Jacobi Myers, written by Ashlyn B six months ago.
[00:41:20] Trey Gerrald: right.
[00:41:21] Chelsey Donn: Here we go. 'I, experienced A' slip and fall due to thawing poultry. In A' Market on Thanksgiving Eve 2019, taken to the hospital and examined for hours once released.
[00:41:36] Chelsey Donn: 'I was barely ambulatory. Trying to find anyone who might help me get back to where my car was left on Thanksgiving Eve. 'I was A' mess. My left knee looked like A' Melon. All 'I was able to do was lie down and watch tv, but the pain and swelling persisted by midday Saturday. 'I was Angsting Do 'I return to the ER Energy Center.
[00:42:05] Chelsey Donn: How will 'I ready myself to visit my PCP on Monday? It seemed like an insurmountable task since all 'I could do was lay around and watch tv. 'I had seen more than one of the Jacobian Meyers commercials and 'I started thinking, Could they help me? So 'I gave them A' call on Saturday, assuming they wouldn't be open, but they would call me back when they were available.
[00:42:32] Chelsey Donn: 'I heard back from them within the hour, gave them the basic rundown of what 'I had experienced, and they said they'd be glad to help me. Just having someone to talk to at that point in in time meant the world to me. Shortly thereafter, 'I was contacted again and coupled with an attorney who would help me make follow-up arrangements for medical assistance.
[00:42:54] Chelsey Donn: Her name was Gian. Thanks to her efforts, it's been A' year and A' half. But 'I can thankfully say my knee has healed completely and my back issues have also been address. 'I underwent several therapy regimes and A', couple invasive procedures, and thankfully today, 'I can do my shopping and walking as 'I did.
[00:43:20] Chelsey Donn: Prior to my accident. 'I recommend Jacobi and Meyers to everyone and expressly Jan Gian. For all the TLC 'I received
[00:43:32] VOICEOVER: Mm.
[00:43:33] Trey Gerrald: Wait, so did they like have A' lawsuit or did they just help them get surgeries and stuff?
[00:43:40] Chelsey Donn: 'I think that there was A' lawsuit. 'I agree with you that what, when 'I was reading it back, that wasn't explicitly clear. Some of the other reviews that 'I read did like actually say dollar amounts that they got in the settlement. It does seem like for me, the positive reviews that Jacobian Meyers, to their credit, is like very hands on with like, Let's get you feeling better.
[00:44:01] Chelsey Donn: First and foremost, let's get you like into the doctors that you need to see and like make sure that you are up and moving. And then, you know, once they have maybe even that documentation of like, Ashlyn was in physical therapy for six months, like maybe they kind of use that as part of the impetus to get the settlement.
[00:44:20] Chelsey Donn: And that's why it takes A' little bit longer. Cuz A' bunch of the five star reviews that 'I read were like, 'I got like my, the Max insurance payout or 'I got like, you know, $8,000 more than 'I thought 'I was gonna get. Or like, it does seem like people do make, get their money, but it does take A' while to get it, which doesn't seem so crazy to me.
[00:44:40] Trey Gerrald: Wait. Okay. 'I have A' question right off the top.
[00:44:43] Chelsey Donn: Yeah,
[00:44:44] Trey Gerrald: Ashlyn got injured thawing poultry.
[00:44:46] Chelsey Donn: no. So Ashlyn was at the grocery store on Thanksgiving, Eve and 'I. Guess there was some thawing poultry that had created A' puddle at the grocery store
[00:44:56] Trey Gerrald: Oh,
[00:44:57] Chelsey Donn: slipped and fell. Yeah.
[00:45:00] Trey Gerrald: Oh my gosh. Imagine how dangerous it would be to own A' grocery store with like slip and falls. Oh, oh
[00:45:07] Chelsey Donn: But you gotta be on top of it. That's why they're like clean up at 'I L four. You know what 'I mean? Like you gotta, you have to be on top of it. Cuz if somebody slips they can sue you and 'I don't know 'I wonder. It is interesting that I've ended up picking A' review that didn't mention the money cuz 'I will say there were several that did mention the money.
[00:45:24] Chelsey Donn: Like it does seem like there is an argument against the first one star review where there's saying there's no payout though 'I recognize that if we're just using Ashlyn's review as like our comparison, she's not explicitly saying that she got A' payout, but 'I don't know if that's because she can't 'I.
[00:45:45] Chelsey Donn: Don't know 'I wonder why.
[00:45:47] Trey Gerrald: Well, maybe it's still in process, but 'I actually wrote down something that struck me as very valuable Ashlyn's point that just being able to speak to someone at this point was so invaluable.
[00:45:59] Chelsey Donn: right.
[00:46:00] Trey Gerrald: Which 'I actually think is like A' beautiful part of this that 'I didn't really consider before we were recording because 'I felt on this whole rabbit hole in researching this episode about there were, there was this lawsuit back in the day about lawyers publicizing their services because 'I thought it went overrun the market and that individuals wouldn't be able to protect themselves against price gouging.
[00:46:25] Trey Gerrald: And then there was this lawsuit, and literally the day after the verdict was read is when Jacobi Meyers ran their first commercial.
[00:46:35] Chelsey Donn: Oh wow.
[00:46:36] Trey Gerrald: But part of that point was that they would be an oversaturation and people wanting to become lawyers and there was A' 326% jump in law degrees following that lawsuit and that it would
[00:46:50] Chelsey Donn: they lost the lawsuit, obviously. They said that it was legal to
[00:46:53] Trey Gerrald: The
[00:46:53] Chelsey Donn: have commercials,
[00:46:54] Trey Gerrald: correct. Right. And it sort of changed the whole landscape. You know, part of Jacobi Meyer's mission was common folk reaching common folk. And that really speaks to me in this Ashland review because if you hurt yourself at the grocery store and you don't know who, like you don't have A' legal team, who are you gonna go to?
[00:47:17] Trey Gerrald: And Ashlyn's just like strung out, it's Thanksgiving, they're on the couch, their knee looks like A' Mellon, and they keep seeing these commercials like it has provided value in A' service to her.
[00:47:29] Chelsey Donn: Totally. 'I think it's like that's why 'I picked it. It's almost like the perfect review in, in the sense that Jacobi Meyers obviously like has these commercials because they're trying to resonate with that person that is sitting at home saying, 'I am injured. What am 'I gonna do?
[00:47:45] Chelsey Donn: And 'I think it's interesting that Ashlyn is owning up to like, Yep. 'I was one of those people that was sitting at home and watching these commercials and 'I decided to pull the TreyGerrald and it did work out for me.
[00:47:54] Trey Gerrald: And that they reached back out to Ashlyn within the hour. 'I mean that's pretty remarkable. And it was A' Saturday, right? 'I also like the phrase 'I was Angsting.
[00:48:03] Chelsey Donn: yeah, . 'I will say that in general the spelling and grammar was like A', little bit mixed, like it was okay, but there was A' lot of run on sentences. They also referred to the company as Jacobian Meyers, not Jacobi Meyers,
[00:48:18] Trey Gerrald: A'. Jacobian
[00:48:19] Chelsey Donn: Jacobian Meyers
[00:48:20] Trey Gerrald: and 'I like that. They pointed out Gian specifically because we do know that Jacobian Myers is like this huge umbrella term for this law firm. Like you're not gonna actually be getting Stephen Myers at this point,
[00:48:34] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. So it's helpful to know like who you are seeing because 'I mean, while it's very difficult to ascertain from Karen's view whether or not you know,
[00:48:43] Trey Gerrald: who's.
[00:48:44] Chelsey Donn: Brian or the baby or whoever she was dealing with. But it's always helpful to know like, okay, well 'I know that Gne is good, so maybe 'I try to ask for her by name.
[00:48:54] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I. Find Ashlyn overall to be being truthful here. 'I. It is curious to me though, now that you've mentioned that they said the law firm's name wrong, cuz wouldn't you like know that?
[00:49:07] Chelsey Donn: They said it correct in the bottom, like 'I recommend Jacobi n Meyers to everyone. Like they spell G's name differently in two places. 'I think and
[00:49:16] Trey Gerrald: interesting.
[00:49:16] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Just think their spelling and grammar is not like 'I can't give them A'. Hundred percent
[00:49:21] Trey Gerrald: Well, since we are unclear on the timeline of Jan's, uh, litigation here, does anything occur to you that maybe this is like A' coax review,
[00:49:31] Chelsey Donn: Okay. 'I 'I did know that we were gonna have this conversation about whether or not this was A' coaxed review because it does seem so, like 'I saw the commercial 'I did the thing, 'I went over whatever. 'I don't know. 'I don't, doesn't feel coaxed. To me. 'I just think that if it is coax that whoever wrote this review as like A' genius, because 'I just was so intrigued.
[00:49:52] Chelsey Donn: As soon as 'I read thawing poultry 'I mean like what? A' specific lie if you're gonna lie. You know, like 'I almost give you props like, wow. And for that I'm more apt to believe you,
[00:50:05] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Also, if A' law firm was coaxing reviews, that would be like, something about this seems very unethical,
[00:50:13] Chelsey Donn: right? Yeah. 'I don't think that they're coaxing reviews
[00:50:16] Trey Gerrald: but it does seem like since there's no mention of the lawsuit or the settlement, it does make me feel like, are they pending the trial? And it's just going so well and like their body has recovered.
[00:50:29] Trey Gerrald: So they decided to leave A' review early
[00:50:32] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Think so. 'I mean May. 'I would think with A' supermarket there would be like A' settlement cuz like 'I don't really, 'I can't really see this supermarket. Yeah, exactly. So I'm sure they like settled it cuz obviously 'I think that the point with Ash, which is interesting and not necessarily something that 'I thought about before 'I think A'.
[00:50:50] Chelsey Donn: Lot of times when you think of these. Slip and fall accidents. It's like how do 'I cash in for the rest of my life so that 'I never have to have A' job because 'I slipped at Ikea. But 'I think what is more important is that Ashlyn was able to receive all of this medical care and not end up in any kind of debt.
[00:51:09] Chelsey Donn: That definitely comes across. If she hadn't called Jacobi Meyers and hadn't pursued this in the way that she did, she might be out A' lot of money for like physical therapy and all of this. And 'I Am, even though I'm reading between the lines, A' little bit here, 'I do think that there was obviously enough compensation to cover all the medical bills, which is something
[00:51:30] Trey Gerrald: Right. And I'm sort of following the narrative you presented. This is all on the front end so that they have A' record of everything that took place for reimbursement.
[00:51:40] Chelsey Donn: exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:51:42] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I think 'I could crown this. How do you feel?
[00:51:45] Chelsey Donn: 'I feel like 'I can, 'I can definitely Crown Ashlyn. Let's do it.
[00:51:49] Trey Gerrald: All right.
[00:51:50] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating.
[00:51:56] VOICEOVER: Go to school.
[00:51:57] Chelsey Donn: Unanimous. The Queens are unanimous. Four crowns. Four crowns. All right. Trey, you go first. Why four crowns for Ashlyn?
[00:52:05] Trey Gerrald: You know, 'I really feel like the majority of the review were able to like tick off the boxes, which we were not able to with the one star, but 'I sort of took A' crown off cuz I'm unsure of the narrative it 'I. There's A' lot of value to me about the emotional support and physical support that Ashlyn received, which 'I think is very valuable and something 'I had not considered.
[00:52:29] Trey Gerrald: If you really just feel completely incapacitated, they will at least be there to help move you forward. 'I still was just sort of curious. Okay, well then as far as like the law went, like what's the process like? The fact that 'I don't have that clear answer makes me A' little suspicious. But 'I believe Ashland 'I see the value that they received and it sort of opened my eyes to the value cuz 'I do sort of roll my eyes at these commercial jingles.
[00:52:56] Trey Gerrald: So 'I said four stars. What about you? Why did you say four?
[00:52:59] Chelsey Donn: Very similar reasoning. 'I. Think it's A'. Very good review. 'I believe Ashlyn. But interesting point that you brought up that 'I didn't really consider the first time reading through is Yeah, what happened? What happened with the settlement? What happened with like the legal support in terms of, you know, monetary settlement for the case, which 'I think is kind of like, well now 'I don't know how much they preach that in their commercials.
[00:53:22] Chelsey Donn: 'I think they really do preach the like caring for you and like getting you what you deserve. But 'I do think that part of it was missing. So 'I couldn't go full. Review Queen for that and the spelling and grammar. So 'I went with four crowns, but 'I think it's A' solid review, certainly more solid than the one star. But that doesn't take
[00:53:40] Trey Gerrald: Very true. All right. Good job, Ash. 'I. Hope you're feeling like even better. And 'I. Hope you are rolling in some dough instead of rolling in some thaw poultry
[00:53:49] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. And 'I gotta say, I've had A' lot of fun researching Jacobian Myers and seeing that they're A' real law firm and there's like something real behind this commercial because there is with that and you know the other law firm that has the commercials, there's this feeling of like, oof. Like is this even A' real thing or is this just A' scam?
[00:54:10] Chelsey Donn: But me personally, having gone through so many five star reviews in this process, I'm like, wow, it really seems like Jacob and Meyers has helped A' lot of people. And at the end of the day, like you were saying with A' lawsuit, what's wrong with that then? Right. If you're making yourself accessible to the people that need you and then you're helping them, then that sounds great.
[00:54:30] Chelsey Donn: So 'I, think 'I did Judge Jacobi Myers maybe A' little bit before. Going on this journey, and now after reading so many five star reviews, 'I think maybe they're doing the good thing and that's why they're, they're expanding so much.
[00:54:44] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, no 'I am in A'. Complete agreement with that statement cuz 'I 'I do feel like they're probably getting A' kickback. I'm sure they have like they take A' certain cut of the settlements and they probably acquire
[00:54:56] Chelsey Donn: any lawyer.
[00:54:57] Trey Gerrald: Exactly. And they're able to like get physical therapists and all this stuff.
[00:55:02] Trey Gerrald: Like, and everyone ends up getting paid. But like, what's wrong with that? You're helping people that need help. Like, you know
[00:55:08] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Otherwise, Ashlyn would still be sitting on her couch watching TV and have her knee the size of A' Melon. We can't have
[00:55:16] Trey Gerrald: Like A' Vault,
[00:55:17] Chelsey Donn: That was fun. Yeah.
[00:55:19] Trey Gerrald: Meyers, JM Lawyers,
[00:55:21] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Okay. I'm in, I'm in 'I. Mean 'I. Hope 'I don't ever need them, but, But 'I 'I support it. Great. All right. My Queen, Well, we have done it. We have reached the most regal portion of our show.
[00:55:31] Chelsey Donn: Who are you inducting, Trey for?
[00:55:35] VOICEOVER: My Royal line.
[00:55:36] Trey Gerrald: So today 'I am going to take A' cue like you took A' Complaint from someone you know. I'm gonna take My Royal Highness induction from David Pearlman's, assistant Didi's A', who helped edit for our photo shoot. 'I will induct on their behalf. ChelseyBD Don's merch designs.
[00:56:01] Chelsey Donn: Thank you. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
[00:56:04] Trey Gerrald: So 'I, don't know if any of you listeners have ever looked at our merch, but we are constantly adding new merch. We make jokes about always coming up with merch ideas, but we have like A' whole new line just dropped that ChelseyBD and 'I haven't even. Discussed because Chelsea's brain is such A' visual design oriented, which is such A' gift and A' skill, and it's something 'I do not possess, but literally had A' conversation about how cute all of our designs are.
[00:56:30] Trey Gerrald: And that's all Chelsea's brain and knowledge and know-how and like skill. And we don't really, haven't really discussed that you and 'I. So I'm taking this opportunity on the show in front of all of our listeners to say thank you and induct you for making all of our merch. So F-ing, cute. We have really cute water bottles, metal water bottles.
[00:56:51] Trey Gerrald: We have really cute beanies. We have really cute sweaters that are super soft. We have cute crop top teas. We have bags. We have so much cute merch. 'I really implore. To go and support the show, Chelsea's artistic know-How and it's cute. So 'I really truly want to induct you. ChelseyBD Donn for your gorgeous, cute, innovative, sweet, tender, loving, heartfelt, gorgeous graphic design.
[00:57:19] Trey Gerrald: Know-how for all of our merch.
[00:57:21] Chelsey Donn: Aw, thank you, Trey. That's very sweet. Yeah, please hop on there and check it out. 'I is, you know, A' labor of love, but 'I would love to do it for nothing else in this podcast. 'I have so much fun making all of our vetch stuff
[00:57:37] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, it's very cute.
[00:57:38] Chelsey Donn: sticking our little goodger taglines and random things. Uh, and also for A' Limited Time, check out our merch because our limited addition Lillian Pops mug designed by James Donogan, our winner of the Lillian Pops contest is on right now, and you're not gonna be able to get it for very much longer.
[00:57:58] Chelsey Donn: So go and get your Lillian Pops mug today.
[00:58:02] Trey Gerrald: Because if you don't karma's A', bitch Boys A'
[00:58:04] Chelsey Donn: What 'I didn't say it.
[00:58:06] Trey Gerrald: do.
[00:58:07] Chelsey Donn: Pops did
[00:58:10] Trey Gerrald: All right. Well congratulations. You're in the Hall of Fame and that's it. We've done A' Queen. That is another round on the Argue and RQ Fierce Wheel. A' A'. Gar Thaw Poultry Update Ferris
[00:58:26] Chelsey Donn: Baby. Brian
[00:58:27] Trey Gerrald: Brian?
[00:58:29] Chelsey Donn: Oh yes. Thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, please tell A' friend.
[00:58:33] Trey Gerrald: If you didn't like what you heard, please tell an enemy. Now. If you have zero friends and zero enemies, but you'd like your chance to be featured on our podcast, then please leave us A' review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or Pod Chaser. We have made it super easy with A', super cute hyperlink. Love the podcast.com/the Review Queen.
[00:58:55] Trey Gerrald: There is also A' one click link in our show description below. It's easy peasy, beautiful Brian Baby,
[00:59:02] Chelsey Donn: Yes. If you'd like to support the production of our show, as Trey mentioned it at the top of the show, you can also visit Review That Review dot com slash donate or even A'. Dollar tip $10 tip $20, $30, $40 tip is much appreciated.
[00:59:16] Trey Gerrald: or $8 million tip.
[00:59:18] Chelsey Donn: Or an $8 million tip if
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[00:59:40] Trey Gerrald: And 'I am at Trey Gerrald. On today's after show companion podcast, ChelseyBD and Trey are going to be rating and reviewing A' five star Yelp review four.
[00:59:57] VOICEOVER: And Barnes injury attorneys 808 8
[01:00:01] Trey Gerrald: A' A'. Eight. Eight
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[01:00:05] Chelsey Donn: Oh my god. 'I knew you were gonna do that. Remember when they had that singing contest on Instagram? If you Google like hashtag Selena and Barnes, there's like all these Broadway singers that are like Seleno and Barnes injury attorney. Yep. Check it out. Oh my God. I'm so excited.
[01:00:22] Trey Gerrald: So to find out what made ChelseyBD say.
[01:00:24] Chelsey Donn: Should we call, Should 'I call?
[01:00:26] Chelsey Donn: I'm gonna call and to find out what made Trey say.
[01:00:34] Trey Gerrald: It just like, it's just so like old English sounding like it's all so like archaic in language.
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[01:00:52] Trey Gerrald: And remember
[01:00:53] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You're A'. Queen.
[01:00:56] Trey Gerrald: gender nonspecific Queen.
[01:00:59] Chelsey Donn: Don't slip, don't fall. But if you do, call Jacobian Meyers. Bye.
[01:01:04] Trey Gerrald: Bye.
Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.
[01:01:23] Chelsey Donn: Yes, Clean. We did it.
[01:01:25] Trey Gerrald: Yay. 'I just hit my lip so hard on
[01:01:29] Chelsey Donn: Oh no,
[01:01:29] Trey Gerrald: straw.
[01:01:31] Chelsey Donn: not fun. Goldie's staring right into the lights. Is that A' bad thing? Whoopsies.
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