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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 76: "Law Firm: 1 vs. 5 Stars"



Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 76: "Law Firm: 1 vs. 5 Stars"

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*Please Pardon any spelling errors!


THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!


[00:27:25] Chelsey Donn: look up who's Brian. Try and figure out who had the baby

[00:27:30] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean 'I. Think that reply only helps me realize like what? Like even Jacobi Meyers is confused here and they are lawyers.

[00:27:38] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. Yeah. No 'I, mean 'I. Think that that was A' good reply.

[00:27:43] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Professional to the point leaves me feeling like, oh, right. There are structures in which A' word strung together can make sense.

[00:27:52] Chelsey Donn: Sure. We, in case we had forgotten.

[00:27:55] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:27:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Okay. Well, 'I think that my opinion stands, um, of Karen Zero Stars. I'm proud of Jacobi Meyers for responding to this incoherent ramble was something that was perfectly coherent and I'm, I'm ready for us to hear the other side of the story.

[00:28:14] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, me too. All right. With all of that in our past, let's move to our future and take A' quick break so that when we come back we can hear an entirely different side of the story.

[00:28:24] Chelsey Donn: what, Let's do it.

[00:28:26] Trey Gerrald: Brb.

[00:28:29] VOICEOVER: Hold your crown. We'll be right back. The Mighty Philistine army stood on the hill above the men of King Saul as the giant Goliath moved in for the kill. Young David reached into his bag and slung one of his stones at Goliath's head, and Goliath fell face down on the ground. Who will stand up for you?

[00:29:06] Chelsey Donn: Jacobi

[00:29:07] VOICEOVER: Meyers '

[00:29:08] Trey Gerrald: I. Know.

[00:29:09] VOICEOVER: injury lawsuits since 1972.

[00:29:14] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:29:14] Chelsey Donn: my God. Jacobi Meyers, If you wanna sponsor us, please, we'd love it. We already have the ads.

[00:29:33] Trey Gerrald: Waite. Waite. Wait. It's game time.

[00:29:36] Chelsey Donn: right. It is game time. And today, 'I have created A' Custom game for you. Trey. Today we are gonna play law or it doesn't exactly rhyme, but it works. So

[00:29:55] Trey Gerrald: law or is it below your

[00:29:59] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. So this game is A', little bit different. Trey 'I. It's two truths and A' lie style. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you A' State, and I'm gonna tell you three laws, two of them are real and one of them is not. And you're gonna try and guess which law is not,

[00:30:16] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:30:17] Chelsey Donn: A' real law for this state.

[00:30:18] Chelsey Donn: Okay?

[00:30:19] Trey Gerrald: Okay.

[00:30:20] Chelsey Donn: are you

[00:30:21] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think so.

[00:30:22] Chelsey Donn: All right, we're gonna start with Maine. In Maine, it is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts in Maine. It is illegal to play the guitar while walking down the street In Maine, it is illegal to use A' feather duster under A' woman's chin.

[00:30:42] Trey Gerrald: Boo

[00:30:43] Chelsey Donn: All right, Trey, which is the lie?

[00:30:50] Trey Gerrald: Parking in front of Dunkin Donut.

[00:30:54] Chelsey Donn: No, that's A' real law.

[00:30:57] Trey Gerrald: Boo.

[00:30:57] Chelsey Donn: you believe it?

[00:30:58] Trey Gerrald: What in the world?

[00:30:59] Chelsey Donn: The lie was that it was illegal to play A' guitar walking down the street, but it is illegal in Augusta to walk down the street playing the violin.

[00:31:08] Trey Gerrald: What?

[00:31:10] Chelsey Donn: 'I know 'I don't. 'I. Don't exactly know why 'I was enacted, because the coffee and donut chain is A' hot spot and the parking lot can turn into A' mega traffic jam.

[00:31:19] Trey Gerrald: Oh my gosh.

[00:31:20] Chelsey Donn: no parking in front of the donuts. All right, moving on to Hawaii.

[00:31:24] Trey Gerrald: Boo

[00:31:25] Chelsey Donn: In Hawaii, it is illegal to have billboard signs In Hawaii, it is illegal to pet the trunk of A' palm tree without A' license. In Hawaii, it is illegal to place coins in your ear. Which one is A'? Lie

[00:31:50] Trey Gerrald: Billboards.

[00:31:52] Chelsey Donn: no billboards are illegal in Hawaii. It is also illegal to place coins in your ear in Hawaii, but it is not illegal to pet A'. Pon Tree without A'. Eli 'I Know Is 'I mean. Get ready. These are some crazy laws.

[00:32:08] Trey Gerrald: Oh my

[00:32:08] Chelsey Donn: move on to Alabama.

[00:32:10] Trey Gerrald: 'I Know

[00:32:10] Chelsey Donn: In Alabama, it is illegal to walk down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

[00:32:18] Trey Gerrald: what?

[00:32:19] Chelsey Donn: In Alabama, it is illegal to jump rope On Sundays in Alabama, it is illegal to drive blindfolded. Which of these is A' lie?

[00:32:34] Trey Gerrald: Jumping rope on A' Sunday.

[00:32:37] Chelsey Donn: That is the lie. job. Try. All right. All right. You're getting better.

[00:32:42] Trey Gerrald: Okay.

[00:32:43] Chelsey Donn: In Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders in Arizona. It is illegal to kick A' cactus in Arizona. It is illegal for A' donkey to sleep in A' bathtub.

[00:33:05] Trey Gerrald: Donkey in A' bathtub.

[00:33:06] Chelsey Donn: That's A' real law.

[00:33:08] Trey Gerrald: What?

[00:33:09] Chelsey Donn: Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. . In the 1920s, A' local dam broke flooding A' rancher's home, and the rancher's donkey became accustomed to sleeping in the bathtub, which filled with water and whisked him miles away. So now you can't store A' donkey that way. Should we move on to Arkansas?

[00:33:30] Trey Gerrald: Sure.

[00:33:31] Chelsey Donn: Okay. In Arkansas, it is illegal to yell at your children in A' Drive-through restaurant In Arkansas, it is illegal to name your livestock.

[00:33:43] Chelsey Donn: In Arkansas, it is illegal to honk your horn near A' sandwich shop after nine.

[00:33:54] Trey Gerrald: Honk your heart A' sandwich Shop after 9:00 PM

[00:33:57] Chelsey Donn: That's A' real law. The lie was that it's illegal to name your

[00:34:00] Chelsey Donn: lime livestock 'I. Think it's cuz of noise ordinances. But 'I don't know why it's specific to sandwich shops, but hey,

[00:34:08] Trey Gerrald: What?

[00:34:08] Chelsey Donn: um, let's go to California.

[00:34:11] Trey Gerrald: bad at this

[00:34:12] Chelsey Donn: it's okay. They're really crazy. Laws 'I mean. How could you possibly be expected? These are purposely insane in California.

[00:34:21] Chelsey Donn: It is illegal to whistle for A' lost canary before 7:00 AM In California, it is illegal to wear cowboy boots. If you don't own at least two cows In California, it is illegal to wear A' top hat to the grocery store.

[00:34:43] Trey Gerrald: boots.

[00:34:44] Chelsey Donn: That's true. So there's A', lot of like these

[00:34:48] Chelsey Donn: ArcHa. Laws that are still in place that obviously people don't follow, but this is in Blythe.

[00:34:53] Trey Gerrald: Okay. I've gotten five. Wrong

[00:34:56] Chelsey Donn: You're great. You're doing okay? We still have, we have, We have some left. Let's go to Connecticut. In Connecticut, beauticians and stylists may not hum sing or whistle.