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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 78: "Huddle Kitchen & Bar"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 78: "Huddle Kitchen & Bar"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Hey, Chelsey and hello listeners. Welcome once again to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:41] Chelsey Donn: reviews! We're just like Siskel and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:54] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:56] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:59] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.

[00:01:01] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.

[00:01:05] Trey Gerrald: And a very special cheerio to all of you Patreon members. If you don't know what we're talking about, then you gotta go over to our homepage, Review That Review dot com. And click on the word Patreon so that you can get all of our bonus stuff. You know, you want bonus stuff. You know, you

[00:01:22] Chelsey Donn: doesn't want

[00:01:23] Trey Gerrald: you want more, you want more?

[00:01:25] Trey Gerrald: This is America. Unless you're not living in America, give us more. And if you, um,

[00:01:31] Chelsey Donn: us more.

[00:01:31] Trey Gerrald: wanna support us without going to Patreon, then you can go to our homepage, Review That Review dot com slash donate.

[00:01:39] Chelsey Donn: Or if you're A' Patreon, but you still wanna give us, give us more. Give us more. You can still

[00:01:44] Trey Gerrald: That's. Well, you don't have to do one without the other. You can do both or you can just do everything. Or you can know, you know, more and more. ChelseyBD, how are you? More girl

[00:01:54] Chelsey Donn: I'm good Goldie's doing her regular weekly activity of staring right into the bright light, so

[00:02:01] Trey Gerrald: the shadows going back

[00:02:02] Chelsey Donn: see how yeah, the shadow on my face is Goldie lying right there in front of the light, but you know it is what it is.

[00:02:10] Trey Gerrald: How are you? How are you post Thanksgiving? How is your life? What's going on here? We

[00:02:15] Chelsey Donn: Practically stuffed Trey.

[00:02:17] Trey Gerrald: practically stuffed Trey

[00:02:20] Chelsey Donn: It's like you think you need stuffing and you do need stuffing, but then when you get so much stuffing that you're beyond stuff, do you think 'I can wait till next year?

[00:02:28] Trey Gerrald: What's the weather like in Los Angeles? Does it get, like, do, do leaves, change colors?

[00:02:33] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, we get some changing of leaves. Everyone's sort of surprised that we have A' winter here for the past couple of years. My parents actually traveled this way for like Thanksgiving, Christmas time, and they're always like, it's so cold. And I'm like, yeah, well, it's freezing at home. It's just, you don't expect it to be chilly here at all.

[00:02:54] Chelsey Donn: And also, Necessarily dress appropriately like 'I feel like in New York, 'I was always wearing my like big puffy coat, like where 'I always felt like George Costanza, cuz everyone would try to like punch me cuz 'I was wearing A' big puffy coat. But that being said, 'I was warm. And here you tend to dress like it's summer and it's not that warm.

[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: So it's chilly. But 'I can't complain because 'I know it's chillier where you are in New Jersey.

[00:03:20] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's the whole thing too with Key West 'I know that like, it's so hot always, but in the like wintery time, it does get very cold. It gets like very high, fifties and sixties, but it feels extra cold because your blood is thinner. So like, You're so used to the heat. Yeah.

[00:03:39] Chelsey Donn: Good point. Very, very true.

[00:03:42] Trey Gerrald: Well we've been very kind to weather, so why don't we do something unkind and why don't we go ahead and

[00:03:48] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:03:49] Chelsey Donn: Yes, I've been waiting for this all week, 'I. Gotta be honest.

[00:03:53] Trey Gerrald: do it. Diva 'I wanna hear?

[00:03:55] Chelsey Donn: Okay. 'I won. A', Lodge, A, Complaint. So 'I was driving the other day. 'I like to listen to playlists on Spotify, okay? And all of A' sudden A' song came on and it had A' siren sound in the song. Okay, and this happens sometimes and 'I don't know why we're doing this.

[00:04:14] Chelsey Donn: It like nearly gave me A' heart attack. 'I thought 'I was being, God forbid, pulled over. 'I was like, where is the siren coming from? It was completely unnecessary In the song that there be A' Siren, it wasn't like A'. It was called 'I Don't Know, sirens of Love or something. There were, there was like no reason for there to be A' Siren.

[00:04:33] Chelsey Donn: They just decided to mix A' Siren in with the other sounds in the song. And we know that people are listening to songs when they're driving. Why are we doing this? 'I have way too much anxiety. 'I have enough anxiety on the road. 'I don't need any sounds in songs that are gonna throw me off of my journey.

[00:04:56] Trey Gerrald: Now.

[00:04:57] Chelsey Donn: have you, you haven't experienced this 'I don't think as much as 'I have,

[00:05:00] Trey Gerrald: 'I don't know, but 'I 'I, it does occur to me if 'I was A' music producer or A' sound engineer. You know, people listen to music in the car. So the most annoying thing would be like A' Cop Siren or A' Fire Department. Siren.

[00:05:13] Chelsey Donn: Right. Where you're like, oh God, 'I, 'I, 'I. Gotta do something. 'I have to pull over, 'I have to whatever. And then you're like, oh no, that's just like randomly mixed in there.

[00:05:20] Trey Gerrald: yeah, 'I feel like that's definitely like they knew what they were doing.

[00:05:23] Chelsey Donn: they knew exactly what they were doing.

[00:05:25] Trey Gerrald: So do we think that's funny or do we think that that's

[00:05:27] Chelsey Donn: Oh no. Oh, I'm lodging A'. Complaint. 'I. Don't think it's funny at all.

[00:05:32] Chelsey Donn: Completely threw me for my game.

[00:05:34] Trey Gerrald: think abstractly. It's funny, but 'I, if 'I was living through that, it would bother me. But my question is, does it only get you once or do you think like you're gonna fall for it again?

[00:05:46] Chelsey Donn: Oh, 'I. Think I'll probably fall for it again. 'I mean, maybe if it was like , maybe if it was like, you know, Y M C A' or something and 'I was like, 'I don't know. If there was something that like 'I heard all the time, then maybe it wouldn't throw me. But you know, these playlists that 'I listened to, they tend to be like hot 100 or whatever the heck.

[00:06:06] Chelsey Donn: And so I'm sure it'll get me again.

[00:06:08] Trey Gerrald: no, 'I Get it. And 'I, I'm 'I. Do acknowledge that that is frustrating. I'm wondering, devil's advocate, 'I, wonder if it's contributing to people slowing down. 'I. Wonder if like it catches people and their speeding because 'I don't know if you experience this, but anytime 'I hear or 'I. 'I automatically, my instinct is to take my foot off the gas.

[00:06:30] Trey Gerrald: Does that happen to you,

[00:06:31] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Like must stop moving. Well, yeah. Cause you're like, even 'I mean, hopefully it's not you, but if it's not you, then it means you need to get out of the way, or very least like slow down so you can get out the way. So my instinct as

[00:06:45] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I. Hear you 'I. Don't want to hear that in A' song. That's