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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 80: "Borgata Casino: 1 vs. 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 80: "Borgata Casino: 1 vs. 5 Stars"


*Please pardon any spelling errors!

THEME SONG: [00:00:00] Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review. The podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Siskel & Ebert only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:54] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:55] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:58] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.

[00:01:00] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

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[00:01:30] Chelsey Donn: Yes.

[00:01:31] Trey Gerrald: 'I feel. 'I feel like 'I. Wanna know? ChelseyBD, how has your week been?

[00:01:36] Chelsey Donn: Hi Trey. 'I was thinking you were gonna ask me that and 'I was like, what am 'I gonna talk about this week? 'I don't know. Time is just going by 'I. Don't know what else to say about it. I'm trying to think if there was like A' main event this week. Oh, my nephew 'I, he's exploring art. He like, he really likes to draw and he's getting quite good.

He's like seven and now he's obsessed with DJ Marshmallow who 'I didn't know who that was. 'I Drew DJ marshmallow, but apparently, yeah. There you go. Tri. We're getting old.

[00:02:05] Trey Gerrald: Is that A' Cartoon or A'? Person

[00:02:06] Chelsey Donn: No, DJ marshmallow is apparently A' 'I. Listen, 'I haven't done too much research on him, but from what 'I know or 'I should say them, but from what 'I know, they're A' DJ and they have A' A' marshmallow head.

Like A' A' hat that covers their whole face and makes 'em look like A' marshmallow with like X

[00:02:25] Trey Gerrald: X is over the 'I. I've

[00:02:27] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So apparently that's all the rage now,

[00:02:31] Trey Gerrald: Got it.

[00:02:32] Chelsey Donn: so, you know, I'm okay with it. I'm okay with not knowing all the trends, 'I, 'I I've, I've come to tell myself.

[00:02:39] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I feel that way. 'I feel that way about A'. Lot of things.

[00:02:43] Chelsey Donn: Maybe like 'I struggle with it more than you do.

Maybe it's easier for you, but 'I shouldn't speak for you.

[00:02:49] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I don't think 'I really care that much now. Mm-hmm.

[00:02:51] Chelsey Donn: Okay. That seems right with your personality. , how about your week?

[00:02:55] Trey Gerrald: My week's good. You know, we are chugging along. Next week is the beginning of Hanukkah and Christmas is around the corner, so you know there's A' lot going on, A', lot of traveling. You know when this airs, David and 'I will have just gotten back from another trip to our new favorite hotspot.

The PGA Hotel 'I

[00:03:15] Chelsey Donn: that might come up in A' minute.

[00:03:17] Trey Gerrald: pin that put A' little cushion over there. What is that? Put A'. Little

[00:03:21] Chelsey Donn: Put A' little pin in that. Put A', put

[00:03:23] Trey Gerrald: A' little pin in that. Yeah. Put A' pin in that

[00:03:24] Chelsey Donn: A' pin in that

[00:03:25] Trey Gerrald: But yeah, life's good. You know, 'I love our dogs and everything's good. It is really cold. It's cold.

[00:03:30] Chelsey Donn: It is cold. It's even cold here. 'I know that 'I shouldn't complain as much, but I've been going through the sweater inventory so,

[00:03:37] Trey Gerrald: Oh yes, for sure. Well, why don't we heat things up cuz I'm really itching too.

[00:03:43] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:03:44] Chelsey Donn: 'I mentioned to listening. 'I what?

[00:03:47] Trey Gerrald: You you wanna say that again?

[00:03:49] Chelsey Donn: 'I to Listen. Trey

[00:03:51] Trey Gerrald: I'm itching and description in

[00:03:54] Chelsey Donn: Oh man.

[00:03:55] Trey Gerrald: All right, so 'I need to Lodge A' Complaint against something that 'I encounter on A' daily basis. When you are in the car and you look over and you can see another driver operating A' car, but they're texting on their phone,

[00:04:08] Chelsey Donn: Oh

[00:04:08] Trey Gerrald: 'I cannot handle it.

[00:04:10] Chelsey Donn: When you catch someone in the act, do you mean

[00:04:13] Trey Gerrald: When it isn't even being caught, when they aren't even

[00:04:16] Chelsey Donn: they're

[00:04:16] Trey Gerrald: hesitant, they're not caring, they're advert about it. They are like overt. They are expert about being A', marshmallow man with their texting phones. 'I, can't!, 'I, can't!, 'I can't handle it. Like my 'I have an instant impulse to shame them. And then, but then that's like, but 'I have to be paying attention to the road over here.

But it happens.

[00:04:40] Chelsey Donn: I'm distracted by your distraction.

[00:04:43] Trey Gerrald: Yes. And 'I don't even understand. Like, don't most cars have the like ability to like, yeah. So 'I 'I don't understand it. 'I remember one time we had an Uber and. The Uber driver had like on their iPhone, like it was cradled in A' cradle on the windshield, right. With the directions, cuz it was like A' lift or whatever, where it's like part of the program to tell them where to go.

And they had A' little like floating window A' on top of the directions that was playing A' movie.

[00:05:16] Chelsey Donn: What?

[00:05:17] Trey Gerrald: Yes.

[00:05:18] Chelsey Donn: watching A' movie while they were driving you. Yeah. That's crazy

[00:05:24] Trey Gerrald: Isn't that insanity? So that's different because I'm in the car and 'I can actually say something. But my Complaint is when you catch drivers on their phones, like they're not being subtle about it. And even if they are sure, like don't text and drive, what are we doing?

[00:05:39] Chelsey Donn: my God. Those commercials are horrifying though. You know, the ones don't let your last text be almost there, you know, but like, they're like, they didn't finish the word