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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 82: "Red Bull"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 82: "Red Bull"


*Please Pardon any spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello. 'I was trying to be A' Metro Nom

[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: oh, hello, metronomes and hello listeners. Welcome once again to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:44] Chelsey Donn: reviews. Yay. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online review.

[00:00:57] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:58] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey, Gerrald,

[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: And together we are

[00:01:03] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:07] Trey Gerrald: A' very special cheer

[00:01:08] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio.

[00:01:10] Trey Gerrald: to all of our members over on Patreon. If you wanna learn more about what that word means, then you better go over to our homepage and click on the word Patreon. If you enjoy the show, please consider our virtual tip jar at Review That Review dot com slash.

[00:01:28] VOICEOVER: Should all acquaintance be?

[00:01:52] Chelsey Donn: Okay, so what do you think of when you hear that song?

[00:01:55] Trey Gerrald: Personally, 'I. Think of Sunset Boulevard. What do you think of?

[00:01:58] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Think of that scene in Sex in the City where Carrie goes to be with like Miranda 'I. Think Miranda's like by herself or something like that. And she goes to see her in the snow. 'I just love that scene,

[00:02:10] Trey Gerrald: That's one of the later

[00:02:11] Chelsey Donn: song is just so nostalgic. Yeah. 'I. Think so.

[00:02:15] Trey Gerrald: Can you name that

[00:02:16] Chelsey Donn: What does it mean? That was, was that Mariah?

[00:02:18] Trey Gerrald: Good job. Yeah.

[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: It wasn't A' little bow.

[00:02:20] Trey Gerrald: No, not A'. Little bow. Wow. Famously from last week. Hold on. The dogs are barking. Hey, speaking of bow wow where my dog's at barking in the

[00:02:31] Chelsey Donn: my dog's at barking.

[00:02:33] Trey Gerrald: If you don't know what we are talking about, then you did not listen last week.

[00:02:36] Chelsey Donn: And that's fine because you're here now.

[00:02:38] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD, how are you? Happy? Oh, 'I don't know what 'I don't know what it means. What does it mean?

[00:02:43] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know, but 'I feel like 'I should look up. 'I feel like 'I. Look this up, literally every year.

[00:02:48] Trey Gerrald: What language is it? Even

[00:02:50] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know. It's, how do you even spell it? 'I. Forget times. Long past

[00:02:57] Trey Gerrald: Why do we talk about that when A' new year is happening?

[00:03:00] Chelsey Donn: for old time sake.

[00:03:01] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that's like what it translates to 'I guess. Okay. That still doesn't make sense.

[00:03:05] Chelsey Donn: literally trying old long since old times or old times. Sake.

[00:03:11] Trey Gerrald: the language?

[00:03:11] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:03:12] Trey Gerrald: It didn't tell you what it was translated from

[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: Scott 'I.

[00:03:18] Trey Gerrald: Okay. It's my people.

[00:03:19] Chelsey Donn: Yeah,

[00:03:20] Trey Gerrald: Well, anyway, ChelseyBD, happy New

[00:03:22] Chelsey Donn: Scott's language. Happy New Year Trey. So happy to be celebrating with you again for another year. What A' Treat?

[00:03:30] Trey Gerrald: Do you have any big plans?

[00:03:32] Chelsey Donn: I'm gonna be in Vegas with my parents for New Years.

[00:03:35] Trey Gerrald: Ooh, that's fun.

[00:03:37] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, so that's, that's what's happening

[00:03:40] Trey Gerrald: Where do y'all stay?

[00:03:41] Chelsey Donn: We usually, were staying at the Mirage. My sister just told me the Mirage is gonna be no more, which is like very upsetting and 'I think we're gonna be staying at the Aria or something like that. I'm just in for the ride, what, whatever we're doing, I'm excited to be going with my parents and celebrating the new year.

So that's what I'll be doing. What will you be doing?

[00:04:00] Trey Gerrald: That actually sounds like the perfect place to be for A' New Year's.

[00:04:04] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I mean I'm ho 'I like my parents and 'I 'I think are both like pretty on board for like low key. You know what 'I mean? So 'I don't think we're gonna be like gone to the clubs, but we talked about maybe trying to see um, Bruno Mars 'I Think is gonna be there.

[00:04:17] Trey Gerrald: um, 'I feel like Bruno Mars is like A' guest. That would certainly be like broadcast during like Dick Clark's rocking New Year's Eve or whatever, don't you

[00:04:26] Chelsey Donn: 'I was on Dick Clark's walk in New Year's Eve one time.

[00:04:29] Trey Gerrald: singing? What'd you sing?

[00:04:31] Chelsey Donn: 'I. 'I wasn't singing, so 'I was obsessed with O Town. There's A' Confession 'I just

[00:04:36] Trey Gerrald: Ashley Jordan or

[00:04:37] Chelsey Donn: Ashley Parker, angel 'I Believe

[00:04:41] Trey Gerrald: that's right. Who's Ashley Jordan

[00:04:43] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know. But 'I was obsessed with O Town and then 'I happened to be going to the Atlantis and The Bahamas, and we got something slid under our door and was like, would you like to go to A' taping of like A' private, intimate O Town concert on Dick Clark's rock in New Year's Eve?

My 12 year old self or however old 'I was, was just like wigging out and 'I got to go and 'I had to hear that 'I think it. Liquid Dreams or like what 'I put like over and over again A' million times and they like pre-recorded it and then 'I rem 'I. Remember that year 'I? Think 'I was in Atlantic City for A' New Year's.