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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 82: "Red Bull"



Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 82: "Red Bull"

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*Please Pardon any spelling errors!




[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!


[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello. 'I was trying to be A' Metro Nom

[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: oh, hello, metronomes and hello listeners. Welcome once again to Review That Review. We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:44] Chelsey Donn: reviews. Yay. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online review.

[00:00:57] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:58] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey, Gerrald,

[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: And together we are

[00:01:03] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:07] Trey Gerrald: A' very special cheer

[00:01:08] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio.

[00:01:10] Trey Gerrald: to all of our members over on Patreon. If you wanna learn more about what that word means, then you better go over to our homepage and click on the word Patreon. If you enjoy the show, please consider our virtual tip jar at Review That Review dot com slash.

[00:01:28] VOICEOVER: Should all acquaintance be?

[00:01:52] Chelsey Donn: Okay, so what do you think of when you hear that song?

[00:01:55] Trey Gerrald: Personally, 'I. Think of Sunset Boulevard. What do you think of?

[00:01:58] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Think of that scene in Sex in the City where Carrie goes to be with like Miranda 'I. Think Miranda's like by herself or something like that. And she goes to see her in the snow. 'I just love that scene,

[00:02:10] Trey Gerrald: That's one of the later

[00:02:11] Chelsey Donn: song is just so nostalgic. Yeah. 'I. Think so.

[00:02:15] Trey Gerrald: Can you name that

[00:02:16] Chelsey Donn: What does it mean? That was, was that Mariah?

[00:02:18] Trey Gerrald: Good job. Yeah.

[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: It wasn't A' little bow.

[00:02:20] Trey Gerrald: No, not A'. Little bow. Wow. Famously from last week. Hold on. The dogs are barking. Hey, speaking of bow wow where my dog's at barking in the

[00:02:31] Chelsey Donn: my dog's at barking.

[00:02:33] Trey Gerrald: If you don't know what we are talking about, then you did not listen last week.

[00:02:36] Chelsey Donn: And that's fine because you're here now.

[00:02:38] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD, how are you? Happy? Oh, 'I don't know what 'I don't know what it means. What does it mean?

[00:02:43] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know, but 'I feel like 'I should look up. 'I feel like 'I. Look this up, literally every year.

[00:02:48] Trey Gerrald: What language is it? Even

[00:02:50] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know. It's, how do you even spell it? 'I. Forget times. Long past

[00:02:57] Trey Gerrald: Why do we talk about that when A' new year is happening?

[00:03:00] Chelsey Donn: for old time sake.

[00:03:01] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that's like what it translates to 'I guess. Okay. That still doesn't make sense.

[00:03:05] Chelsey Donn: literally trying old long since old times or old times. Sake.

[00:03:11] Trey Gerrald: the language?

[00:03:11] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:03:12] Trey Gerrald: It didn't tell you what it was translated from

[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: Scott 'I.

[00:03:18] Trey Gerrald: Okay. It's my people.

[00:03:19] Chelsey Donn: Yeah,

[00:03:20] Trey Gerrald: Well, anyway, ChelseyBD, happy New

[00:03:22] Chelsey Donn: Scott's language. Happy New Year Trey. So happy to be celebrating with you again for another year. What A' Treat?

[00:03:30] Trey Gerrald: Do you have any big plans?

[00:03:32] Chelsey Donn: I'm gonna be in Vegas with my parents for New Years.

[00:03:35] Trey Gerrald: Ooh, that's fun.

[00:03:37] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, so that's, that's what's happening

[00:03:40] Trey Gerrald: Where do y'all stay?

[00:03:41] Chelsey Donn: We usually, were staying at the Mirage. My sister just told me the Mirage is gonna be no more, which is like very upsetting and 'I think we're gonna be staying at the Aria or something like that. I'm just in for the ride, what, whatever we're doing, I'm excited to be going with my parents and celebrating the new year.

So that's what I'll be doing. What will you be doing?

[00:04:00] Trey Gerrald: That actually sounds like the perfect place to be for A' New Year's.

[00:04:04] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I mean I'm ho 'I like my parents and 'I 'I think are both like pretty on board for like low key. You know what 'I mean? So 'I don't think we're gonna be like gone to the clubs, but we talked about maybe trying to see um, Bruno Mars 'I Think is gonna be there.

[00:04:17] Trey Gerrald: um, 'I feel like Bruno Mars is like A' guest. That would certainly be like broadcast during like Dick Clark's rocking New Year's Eve or whatever, don't you

[00:04:26] Chelsey Donn: 'I was on Dick Clark's walk in New Year's Eve one time.

[00:04:29] Trey Gerrald: singing? What'd you sing?

[00:04:31] Chelsey Donn: 'I. 'I wasn't singing, so 'I was obsessed with O Town. There's A' Confession 'I just

[00:04:36] Trey Gerrald: Ashley Jordan or

[00:04:37] Chelsey Donn: Ashley Parker, angel 'I Believe

[00:04:41] Trey Gerrald: that's right. Who's Ashley Jordan

[00:04:43] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know. But 'I was obsessed with O Town and then 'I happened to be going to the Atlantis and The Bahamas, and we got something slid under our door and was like, would you like to go to A' taping of like A' private, intimate O Town concert on Dick Clark's rock in New Year's Eve?

My 12 year old self or however old 'I was, was just like wigging out and 'I got to go and 'I had to hear that 'I think it. Liquid Dreams or like what 'I put like over and over again A' million times and they like pre-recorded it and then 'I rem 'I. Remember that year 'I? Think 'I was in Atlantic City for A' New Year's.

So it was this really trippy experience where like 'I was in two places at once cuz 'I was both live on TV from The Bahamas and presently in Atlantic City.

[00:05:30] Trey Gerrald: Cool. 'I. Love that.

[00:05:31] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, so that was fun. What are you doing for New Year's?

[00:05:35] Trey Gerrald: Well, speaking of being intimate, David and 'I are doing the most intimate thing. We are just inviting good friend of the pod, Emily Crowder and her boyfriend over.

[00:05:43] Chelsey Donn: my God, so jealous.

[00:05:45] Trey Gerrald: have our nephew, Denver and Matt Bowman may come. We're still waiting to find out, so it's just gonna be A' bunch of friends sitting on the

[00:05:52] Chelsey Donn: Playing code names

[00:05:54] Trey Gerrald: code names.

Yep,

[00:05:55] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Love that for you.

[00:05:56] Trey Gerrald: That's the best version of A' New Year.

[00:05:58] Chelsey Donn: Okay, well maybe I'll have to like FaceTime you guys or something. So 'I could say Happy New Year and we can play old Lang Zion.

[00:06:06] Trey Gerrald: The Mariah Verge.

[00:06:08] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. And we can remember the good old times. Like this moment.

[00:06:11] Trey Gerrald: Well, this has been very heartwarming, but I'm ready to get into some, some heart Colding. ChelseyBD, are you ready to,

[00:06:19] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:06:20] Chelsey Donn: 'I am always ready to Lodge. Should 'I jump in? Do you wanna jump in? Who should jump in first?

[00:06:25] Trey Gerrald: let's rock paper. Scissor it.

[00:06:27] Chelsey Donn: Okay, fine. That seems fair.

[00:06:30] Trey Gerrald: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[00:06:33] Chelsey Donn: Oh, you want, you kill me. I'm scissors. You're

[00:06:36] Trey Gerrald: You go

[00:06:37] Chelsey Donn: Rock beat, scissor Loser goes first. 'I was thinking about this because obviously it's holiday time. We've been traveling.

I've been traveling. 'I just got back to A' and 'I just can't, with the people chasing down their luggage on the carousel. Now, if anyone. understands anxiety, it's me. So like 'I do have that moment of, okay, gotta watch it. Gotta make sure nobody grounds my bag, like 'I, that's my bag. Be prepared to knock someone down if they accidentally take it off the thing.

So 'I get it. I'm anxious if there's A' space to enter the carousel that is closer to my bag and 'I can get there without just dropping the flow. 'I am 1000% for it. 'I am there. I'm gonna be going, but if there's like A' whole bunch of people, I'm not gonna bum rush through A' crowd of people to remove my heavy luggage.

Where were we raised? It's just so 'I get it like everyone is grumpy when we're flying, especially around the holidays. But like, just at least say like, excuse me, I'm so sorry. Can 'I, my bag's gonna be coming up in A' second. Can 'I grab it? You know what 'I mean? At least have like A' little courtesy.

[00:07:49] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I. Feel like we've definitely discussed this because 'I remember it. It is like very American to crowd

[00:07:56] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Oh, 'I. Think maybe we talked about going on the plane. How everybody like before they call you A' zone. You know, they're like,

[00:08:04] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, but the carousel anxiety is, is very real

[00:08:07] Chelsey Donn: it's

[00:08:07] Trey Gerrald: people are like, they crowd, they push, they don't move when like you're trying to pull it off the thing and it's like so heavy.

[00:08:15] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, it's dangerous. Ugh.

[00:08:17] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I hear that. It is annoying. This reminds me of last week. It's like spatial awareness. Just

[00:08:23] Chelsey Donn: That's right.

[00:08:23] Trey Gerrald: consider others, but I'm very guilty too cuz once people start crowding, you feel like you guys start crowding too.

[00:08:28] Chelsey Donn: Right. 'I. Don't know. There are ways of trying to navigate this difficult thing called getting your luggage

[00:08:35] Trey Gerrald: do feel like 'I oftentimes think A' bag's mine and then it's not. And that's fair. Embarrassing

[00:08:39] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I do get very nervous when 'I know A' bag is mine and 'I see someone like pull it off. Or when 'I see somebody with the same luggage, you know on the thing, like that's super anxiety inducing.

[00:08:50] Trey Gerrald: Oh, for sure.

[00:08:51] Chelsey Donn: Anyway, so that's my Complaint. This New Year's 'I didn't do 'I. We did last year. We did our resolutions, but then 'I, don't know 'I think it's.

[00:09:01] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I don't have

[00:09:02] Chelsey Donn: Donn don't have one either. So anyway, Trey, tell us this near New Year's Eve, this New Year's Eve e Eve, what is it that you'd like to complain about before we enter into A' New Year?

[00:09:14] Trey Gerrald: Well, you know, I've had this on the list for A' very long time and 'I didn't even like really consider the connection, but there is A' true connection here. My Complaint, 'I have to Lodge is against liters. Doesn't it make you so angry when you see someone littering?

[00:09:30] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. When you catch someone, catch someone in the act.

[00:09:33] Trey Gerrald: It happens in the car. Someone will throw something out their window. I'm like, are you kidding me? Also, just like walking around. But when you think about New Year's Eve in Times Square, the amount of litter,

[00:09:44] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.

[00:09:45] Trey Gerrald: confetti cannons, whose job is that

[00:09:48] Chelsey Donn: Oh, you back with the confetti.

[00:09:51] Trey Gerrald: Oh my.

[00:09:51] Chelsey Donn: Sometimes you love it, sometimes you hate it. But right now,

[00:09:55] Trey Gerrald: It's the ultimate confetti cannon is New Year's Eve. It is just everywhere.

[00:10:02] Chelsey Donn: Nightmare.

[00:10:03] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I just don't understand anyone's proclivity to littering. Like where do you think that's going?

[00:10:10] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, that's,

[00:10:11] Trey Gerrald: have no concern for your Burger King bag that you're throwing out the window. Are you? Are you A' literal animal? Do are you A'?

Little pig A'. Little A'. Little piggy in A' pig pin.

[00:10:23] Chelsey Donn: Are you A', littering, animal?

[00:10:25] Trey Gerrald: Like, how dare you? How dare you have such disregard. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

[00:10:32] Chelsey Donn: It's unheard

[00:10:33] Trey Gerrald: irrevocably.

[00:10:34] Chelsey Donn: It's bad. It's bad. 'I mean. It's just, we could go on and on, but it's bad. 'I agree. Good Complaint. Don't litter. If you're gonna be going to Times Square, which God bless you, take your trash with you.

[00:10:46] Trey Gerrald: At least take one bottle back with you and put it in the trash can.

[00:10:51] Chelsey Donn: Take all your belongings that you brought in out.

[00:10:55] Trey Gerrald: Thank you.

[00:10:55] Chelsey Donn: Thank you, and that's A' Public Service announcement from your Review Queen.

[00:10:59] Trey Gerrald: Well from that anger, why don't we Lodge into other people's anger? ChelseyBD, are you ready to.

[00:11:06] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.

[00:11:11] Chelsey Donn: as you know, we are your trustee. Review Queens. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:11:18] Trey Gerrald: We read you A' review, break it down and rate the impact of the review on A' scale from zero to five Crowns. It's A', very regal Old Ling Zion process that we like to call

[00:11:29] VOICEOVER: That, Kvetch.

[00:11:31] Chelsey Donn: It's

[00:11:31] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD it's you this week, darling diva darling deer, what have you brought in for today?

[00:11:37] Chelsey Donn: All right. Well it is 'I and you know, 'I don't like to just do the normal things because like 'I said, it's boring. And 'I was thinking, what's something that we use on New Years that we don't really talk about that much, or that's not always in the center of the conversation. And 'I was thinking, you know, Who's the unsung hero who's keeping you to get to the point of watching the ball drop at midnight?

Red Bull, right? You go to A' Bar. Any bar, they gotta be well stocked in their Red Bull. Red Bull Vodka. If you're not drinking your Red Bull, you're not making it to the end of the night. And 'I think that we're just not acknowledging Red Bull enough. And so 'I brought in A' five star review today.

[00:12:15] Trey Gerrald: Love it.

[00:12:16] Chelsey Donn: Red Bull and 'I.

Also wanted to talk A' little bit before we jump in about Trey. Did you hear about this Red Bull lawsuit?

[00:12:27] Trey Gerrald: What? No.

[00:12:28] Chelsey Donn: So there was A' lawsuit against Red Bull because they're, they have this whole motto that, you know, red Bull gives you wings and somebody actually sued them for 13 million because they didn't get their wings.

Um, they weren't interpreting it. Literally, they were interpreting it as like, Having A' step up, but basically it's been their energy slogan for over two decades. And Benjamin Carethers, Carethers 'I. Don't know how to pronounce 'I. Think Carethers. Let's say he brought A' class action lawsuit against Red Bull for falsely advertising.

He said that he had been drinking the product since 2002, but had seen no improvements in his athletic performance. Red Bull does not give you. even in the figurative sense. So Red Bull says in its marketing that the drink can improve concentration and reaction speeds. But the plaintiff in the case said that these claims are false and lack scientific support.

And while the suit did not allege that the plaintiffs were disappointed that they didn't suddenly sprout wings, it does say that Red Bull relies A' lot on terms like wings and boost to give consumers the impression that the drink gives people some sort of physical lift or enhance. So the court did come to A' settlement with Red Bull, who then committed to reimbursing customers either with A' $10 check or A' voucher for $15 worth of Red Bull products.

If you join this class action lawsuit and you could prove that you had purchased A' beverage in this timeframe. 10 year timeframe, then you could join the the class action suit and get $10 back,

[00:14:14] Trey Gerrald: still happening? When was the lawsuit?

[00:14:17] Chelsey Donn: the lawsuit was in 2012. 'I believe.

[00:14:20] Trey Gerrald: Oh my gosh, it was so long ago. They still use it.

[00:14:23] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Isn't that No. Okay, so that's what 'I was getting to. So yes, they still use it, but what they ended up doing after this period happened, and you'll see it in all advertising moving forward, is that now the wings has multiple eyes, which 'I don't know why that makes A' difference, but it must like 'I instead of Red Bull.

Cuz you know all the commercials now, A' Red Book gives you wings and it's like kind of the, the 'I. Extended. It's because there's multiple eyes now in wings, which must have some sort of legal, isn't that interesting? 'I? Don't know. 'I just found that interesting as 'I was researching doing Red Bull today as A' review, 'I was like, wow, 'I 'I.

Kind of remember that in the back of my mind as that being A' thing, cuz people do these kind of ridiculous lawsuits, but Red Bull will not in fact give you wings, but it might keep you up until midnight.

[00:15:11] Trey Gerrald: well 'I feel like the commercials now it's like angels. It's like badly drawn Cartoon Angels. So 'I. I'm gonna sue them cuz it makes me think I'm gonna die.

[00:15:20] Chelsey Donn: okay, well maybe you'll get $10 Trey. Okay, so this review is from Amazon for the Red Bull drink, 8.4 fluid ounces, 12 pack. The review is A' five star review written by Will F.

[00:15:36] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.

[00:15:37] Chelsey Donn: The title is 'I, might have A' Problem. Here we go. I'm going to email Red Bull here shortly to find out A' what the hell they put in these things. That has me more hooked than A' large mouth bass on A' night. Crawler. 'I mean to tell you. 'I cannot get off these things and 'I love it. 'I am literally spending upwards of $300 A' month on bulls right now, and 'I don't.

'I. Love it. 'I never felt so good. My productivity is through the fricking roof. 'I mean if this was crack, I'm pretty sure I'd be neck deep in an intervention. Right now, listening to my family tell me if 'I don't take help right now, I'm talking today that they are going to cut me off forever. How is this sh even legal and. Why have the stopped at A' 20? Ouncer 'I mean? Come on,

[00:16:45] Trey Gerrald: Huh.

[00:16:45] Chelsey Donn: y'all get me good and hooked, and then you stop at two zeros. 'I mean. Come on. Make some deuce deuces. Or deuce quads. At least if you really wanna kick it up. Nasty style. Y'all need to bust out some trays, deuces, or even A'. Photo ozer. Heck, just get to the point and sell me this Miracle Juice in 1000 milliliter IV bags, which is actually A'. Great idea, other than the fact that this stuff tastes too freaking good. 'I, wish you made A' powder form not only for snorting, but sprinkling on everything 'I.

[00:17:35] Trey Gerrald: Oh my God.

[00:17:36] Chelsey Donn: 'I just completely lost my train of thought.

'I need A' Bull update. It's been about two years since this review and 'I am still helplessly addicted. Good news. Apparently you can't die from this stuff. And 331 people found this helpful and 'I gotta say, 'I, wanna hear your reaction? But 'I get excited whenever 'I find A' review in the wild, just because 'I had an idea to do Red Bull that has that many likes. Woo. All right. Try

[00:18:14] Trey Gerrald: Do you like the taste of Red Bull

[00:18:16] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Gotta say 'I. Don't mind that. Tastes A'. Red Bull.

[00:18:19] Trey Gerrald: 'I? Don't mind the taste either. 'I, do think Red Bull tastes better with vodka?

[00:18:25] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:18:26] Trey Gerrald: Like it's such A' specific taste.

[00:18:28] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. It works well with vodka, but 'I, A', 'I, 'I also do one on its own. If 'I need to stay up. Like 'I was living on sugar-free Red Bull in college.

[00:18:38] Trey Gerrald: Really

[00:18:39] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Like when 'I had papers to write.

[00:18:41] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean, look, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna toss stones here cuz 'I. 'I am like this to A' tea. When it comes to coffee. 'I am like thoroughly addicted to caffeine with coffee, but for some reason coffee feels more natural than

[00:18:56] Chelsey Donn: Oh yeah, it

[00:18:57] Trey Gerrald: energy drinks. Right. 'I also like 'I 'I. Curious is will f legally able to say that this stuff won't kill you?

Or is that A'?

[00:19:08] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I. Think it's A' joke. 'I. Think it's just like I've been taking it myself and I'm still alive. Like updating. If you were wondering if this consumption of Red Bull has killed me, I'm still here. So scientific study of one.

[00:19:22] Trey Gerrald: How serious do we think Will is in this review?

[00:19:26] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean 'I. 'I believe that Will loves Red Bull 'I. Just think that Will decided to express his love in A' creative way.

[00:19:36] Trey Gerrald: 'I think this is A' Little ho.

[00:19:38] Chelsey Donn: Very hokey, very hokey pokey, and you're turning yourself around.

[00:19:41] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I.

[00:19:42] Chelsey Donn: That's what it's all about.

[00:19:43] Trey Gerrald: Do think it's sort of like embellished 'I. Think it's like A' send up of the truth that Will really is obsessed. I'm just curious, like 'I do think the IV bag thing is like A' joke,

[00:19:56] Chelsey Donn: Yes, it's all A' joke.

[00:19:58] Trey Gerrald: right? So my question here, 'I actually think that it is like A' very unique point, which makes. Go back to this whole like danger conversation, but like why aren't Red Bulls sold larger than that one Large can.

Why don't they do

[00:20:15] Chelsey Donn: Well, 'I think that the whole point is that like they don't like, even though will, will F is okay 'I think from A' legal standpoint, they probably don't wanna be making it bigger than A' certain amount because they don't wanna be encouraging you to drink this amount of caffeine in excess. 'I feel like that would be like legally dangerous

[00:20:37] Trey Gerrald: oh, right. How much caffeine is in A' soda?

[00:20:41] Chelsey Donn: Less than A' Red Bull 'I. Don't know. Do you want me to look this up?

[00:20:44] Trey Gerrald: No, I'm just curious. Like 'I guess. 'I guess like A' at the end of the day, this is A'. 'I. What? A'. 'I. Wanna say an energy drink that like, so 'I, guess that's why you can't buy it in like A' 20 ounce bottle. Like you can't Pepsi.

[00:20:57] Chelsey Donn: Right.

[00:20:58] Trey Gerrald: But it is curious to me. I've never considered that until Will's review.

Like they are just very small 'I mean it would be crazy to get A', 40 ounce, five hour

[00:21:08] Chelsey Donn: So A' can of Red Bull. A' 12 fluid ounce can of Red Bull contains A' hundred and two milligrams of caffeine. A' 12 fluid ounce can of Coke contains 34 milligrams of caffeine.

[00:21:23] Trey Gerrald: So it's A' lot more.

[00:21:25] Chelsey Donn: yeah. Significantly more

[00:21:26] Trey Gerrald: This is the mini size. These are the 8.4, this review,

[00:21:30] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Guess so. Yeah, but they're not saying that it doesn't come in A' 12 ounce.

[00:21:35] Trey Gerrald: but it does. Yeah. I've had the 12 ounce, the larger ones,

[00:21:38] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. No, this is Did 'I, did 'I say eight ounce In the beginning.

[00:21:42] Trey Gerrald: 8.4 fluid ounce. You said

[00:21:43] Chelsey Donn: Okay. 'I did, but you know how, sorry, 'I don't wanna misspeak. You know how sometimes underneath the main Red Bull review they have like,

[00:21:50] Trey Gerrald: different sizes.

[00:21:52] Chelsey Donn: So this review is for the 16 ounce pack of 12.

[00:21:55] Trey Gerrald: There's A' 16 ounce.

[00:21:57] Chelsey Donn: 'I Guess. Yeah, 'I guess that's the biggest. So 16 ounce would be even more than that.

That A'. Hundred and two milligrams. You know what 'I mean? So 'I think that they probably max out.

[00:22:07] Trey Gerrald: And how much is, isn't an average cup of coffee? How many ounces of caffeine

[00:22:13] Chelsey Donn: And then, let's see, uh, six ounce cup of coffee has. A'. Hundred milligrams of caffeine. Oh, right. 'I always forget this. And then A' shot of espresso only has 70 milligrams. So coffee, you know, has more,

[00:22:30] Trey Gerrald: Interesting.

[00:22:31] Chelsey Donn: but that's six ounce cup. Yeah. So it's about, yeah. So 'I, think Red Bulls, you know, about the same maybe ounce per ounces of coffee.

Right.

[00:22:41] Trey Gerrald: So, okay, so 'I definitely get Will's point here. It, it is interesting cuz the takeaway. From this review is like this is such an amazing product that 'I wish 'I could have it more and 'I want it in larger quantities. Update it's two years later and I'm still as obsessed. So like the impact is like this.

This is A' great product. 'I, just feel worried about Will's health.

[00:23:07] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I. Mean 'I. Think that that's A' worthwhile worry. 'I feel like there have been some reviews of like Monster and stuff that didn't end well, but 'I think that was when people were mixing it with alcohol, which people do tend to do with Red Bull. 'I. Don't know. 'I mean.

[00:23:22] Trey Gerrald: Cause I've always heard that too. It's like you can't have A' cer too many vodka Red Bulls cuz it does something to your heart or something. But is that real?

[00:23:30] Chelsey Donn: good.

[00:23:31] Trey Gerrald: Is that an urban legend? Just have that much caffeine. 'I mean

[00:23:34] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Think it's just the caffeine. You know, like it sounds like coffee based on what 'I just read has like double the amount of caffeine. Then Red Bull,

[00:23:42] Trey Gerrald: Well, we're talking about an eight ounce cup

[00:23:44] Chelsey Donn: because the we're, yeah, we're talking about no 'I. Think it's A' six A' six ounce cup of coffee. Has A', hundred milligrams of caffeine and A'. 12 ounce can of Red Bull has A' hundred milligrams. So if you're gonna have the whole, you know, red Bull and, but it's like double the ounces, 'I, don't know

[00:24:05] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. No

[00:24:06] Chelsey Donn: You know what I'm saying?

[00:24:07] Trey Gerrald: I'm getting the picture now. Right. Which is, which is is why I'm like, people do choose Red Bull cuz it's double in one swallow basically one consumption, you know,

[00:24:18] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, you open up A' soda and you're gonna get A'. Coffee's worth of caffeine.

[00:24:23] Trey Gerrald: 'I, guess 'I just never really feel like Red Bull does it for me, but it's probably cuz I've killed my body with coffee.

[00:24:29] Chelsey Donn: You do drink A'. Lot of coffee, 'I don't know it very well. Might be killing you, but the reality is A', lot of people like it. What do we think of the value of this review? 'I think it is always hard for me to evaluate these kind of Amazon reviews. Cause I'm like, well if you're going to buy Red Bull, you're probably just going to buy Red Bull.

But let's assume that you live somewhere where Red Bull's not an option and you were like, maybe I'll buy this thing and you hop on. Will F's review or are you convinced?

[00:24:59] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think so. Cause even, even you mentioned Monster also there's rockstar energy, like these 'I feel like are very easily accessible. Like if 'I was gonna do A' deep dive on Amazon to find like, I'm just gonna experiment with this rather than coffee personally speaking, then maybe 'I would search and see like what seems to have the best reviews.

And this is like become A' lifestyle. 'I mean they even refer to them as bulls.

[00:25:22] Chelsey Donn: They do. They refer to them as bulls, which feels like very personal

[00:25:26] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, I've never heard that.

[00:25:28] Chelsey Donn: What do you think of the whole section that's like just the language, like 'I. 'I got kind of lost in it all. Like the 20 ounce or the deuce de the doe doe de the deuce quad. The tray

[00:25:38] Trey Gerrald: 40 Osers

[00:25:41] Chelsey Donn: Nobody 'I think that, that there was A' couple of like spellings in this, but, or maybe it's like A' photo 'I 'I.

Don't know. Maybe that's like A' thing that I'm not cool enough to know.

[00:25:51] Trey Gerrald: Well, they even say like, sorry, 'I lost my train of thought. 'I have to get another bull. 'I got my bull. I'm back. So wait, 'I, just, this made me think of another college thing. 'I. Remember in college it was, have you ever heard of Edward 40

[00:26:03] Chelsey Donn: Yes, of course

[00:26:05] Trey Gerrald: you, you get

[00:26:06] Chelsey Donn: to duct tape. Forties. Forties.

[00:26:11] Trey Gerrald: They

[00:26:11] Chelsey Donn: That's the whole point. Yeah.

[00:26:13] Trey Gerrald: but then wouldn't that be Edward A'?

[00:26:15] Chelsey Donn: No, it's 40 hands cuz you get two forties and you like tape him

[00:26:20] Trey Gerrald: right? Right. So you have to have them taped to your hand. Um, so you can't do anything else but drink. It would be fun to do that with A'. 40 ounce, 40 Ozer, as Will

[00:26:30] Chelsey Donn: it be fun or would it be ? Yeah,

[00:26:33] Trey Gerrald: That would be A' Hazing Gun Wrong. That ends up on Inside Edition.

[00:26:36] Chelsey Donn: exactly. Exactly.

[00:26:39] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, it was A'. Lot of vocab 'I. Don't understand the deuce Deuce, like it took me A' while to understand what he was saying.

Cause 'I was like deuce. What? Deuce means. 2, 2 22 ounce, 24 ounce. Yeah, it was A' lot also.

[00:26:52] Chelsey Donn: two O's.

[00:26:53] Trey Gerrald: What do you think of will self um, censoring with the sh

[00:26:58] Chelsey Donn: 'I kind of liked

[00:26:59] Trey Gerrald: 'I? A' two? Actually it was funny,

[00:27:01] Chelsey Donn: It was funny.

[00:27:02] Trey Gerrald: 'I didn't understand the use of night crawler in the beginning. 'I, think of A' night crawl. as A' Bug or something. What is A' Night Crawler

[00:27:10] Chelsey Donn: What the hell they put in these things. That is me more hooked than A' large mouth bass on A' Night. 'I. Think this is A' fishing

[00:27:17] Trey Gerrald: metaphor?

[00:27:18] Chelsey Donn: that neither you nor 'I are equipped to. Uh,

[00:27:23] Trey Gerrald: I'm now actually curious. When was this written?

[00:27:27] Chelsey Donn: 2016

[00:27:28] Trey Gerrald: And the update is 18.

[00:27:30] Chelsey Donn: A' two years later. So yeah, 18

[00:27:32] Trey Gerrald: I'm wondering why Red Bull hasn't made Red Bull seasoning. . Doesn't that seem like an obvious

[00:27:38] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean they could 'I. Guess do like A' Kool-Aid. It's A' drink.

[00:27:42] Trey Gerrald: 'I know, but like you can buy like

[00:27:44] Chelsey Donn: seems gross

[00:27:45] Trey Gerrald: of course it seems gross.

[00:27:46] Chelsey Donn: as like A' real thing. But Red Bull like Kool-Aid.

[00:27:49] Trey Gerrald: 'I also heard that this is like horse semen or something. Have you heard those rumors?

[00:27:54] Chelsey Donn: 'I have not hor that Red Bulls horse semen.

[00:27:57] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. One of the ingredients, it's probably A' meth or A', whatever,

[00:28:01] Chelsey Donn: maybe it 'I. Oh, so it's like one of the like red number five is actually horse semen

[00:28:06] Trey Gerrald: Right. Or it's derived from A' property inside of whale seamen or horse or something. Pig semen, 'I. Don't know.

[00:28:12] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean? Listen, the reality is that if you're gonna drink A' Red Bowl, it's n you're not going for this for health. This is not an organic food item. , this is

[00:28:20] Trey Gerrald: you're not Gwyneth Paltrow if

[00:28:21] Chelsey Donn: you're, you know, 'I, it's probably not that much worse for you than drinking like A', you know, mountain Dew or something. But it's definitely in that same category.

And if you're fine to. Red Bull Vodka in your body or soda in your body, then you're probably not caring that much about health. 'I mean 'I shouldn't say that, but you know what I'm saying.

[00:28:40] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. There is something that just seems so fun about A' vodka Red Bull to me, 'I. Don't know why.

[00:28:44] Chelsey Donn: 'I know. Maybe we should try and get them for the after show.

[00:28:47] Trey Gerrald: It just seems fun to me. Why?

[00:28:49] Chelsey Donn: Why 'I Don't know. It's just like A' party. It's like there's anticipation in A' vodka, red Bull, because it's like 'I wanna party, but 'I wanna stay up like 'I want be upy. I'm not trying to like have A' drink and then go back to, you know, my bed and put my pajamas on, like I'm here to rally and to party and to, you know, get my jive on.

I've never said that before in my life, but

[00:29:12] Trey Gerrald: Jive. You gotta jive out. 'I mean. Obviously 'I feel like. 'I. Think this is fluky and atypical 'I. Think it's A'. Send up 'I. Think it's A' parody of will's. Actual experience like 'I. Don't think this is common.

[00:29:24] Chelsey Donn: but no. Okay. 'I don't think this is common cuz it's not literal, but 'I do think that there are probably people who are as addicted to Red Bull as will, right?

[00:29:36] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I. It does seem like it has become the lifestyle, which in many ways coffee is my lifestyle. So sure. 'I believe it. Are they being truthful or shady? 'I. Mean. 'I. Feel like

[00:29:46] Chelsey Donn: 'I. 'I feel like similar to like previous reviews where it's like, yeah, like 'I, think this is their truth. 'I don't think it's shady because it's A' five star review. So can you have A' five star review and be shady?

[00:29:59] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Don't know if you're li like you're intentionally

[00:30:02] Chelsey Donn: Oh, are they being No 'I. Don't think that they are 'I. Don't think that this 'I.

Don't think that this feels jerky to.

[00:30:10] Trey Gerrald: No, no, no. I'm saying you asked could you have A' five star review? That was shady. And 'I was saying yes. If you were being A' jerk.

[00:30:17] Chelsey Donn: Oh, like if you were being right, if you were like, yeah, 'I, get that

[00:30:21] Trey Gerrald: We're gonna cut all that. Um, so, okay, let's rate the humor on this. What do you, where entertained, what do you think of all this from?

[00:30:29] Chelsey Donn: 'I think that this was A'. Nice swing for the fences. Like 'I said, 'I like coming. 'I swear on my life, on Goldie's life that 'I came across. This review in the wild 'I had an idea that it could be fun to do. Red Bulls A' review for New Years and 'I found A'. A' review like this that was really swinging for the fences with the humor and had 331 likes, which 'I think means that A' lot of other people are reading this review and also thinking that it's funny.

So 'I do think that this is A'. This is like A' worthy entry.

[00:31:00] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And 'I also think that, you know, if we were to like zoom out, pull the frame out. Just A' little bit. Like this whole narrative is exactly Red Bull. It's so extreme. It's so pumped up. It's so all over the place. It

[00:31:14] Chelsey Donn: 'I believe that

[00:31:15] Trey Gerrald: and then it comes back.

[00:31:16] Chelsey Donn: 'I believe that the character of will f lives within the Red Bull universe.

[00:31:22] Trey Gerrald: Bull.

[00:31:24] Chelsey Donn: The bull universe.

[00:31:25] Trey Gerrald: get another bull, babe.

[00:31:26] Chelsey Donn: Gotta get my bull. All right. Anything else we should consider before crowning?

[00:31:31] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think we sort of talked through it all?

[00:31:33] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, I'm like, I'm feeling A' little conflicted about what 'I wanna do for my crowning, but I'll think about that as we calibrate.

[00:31:39] Trey Gerrald: I'm confused too. All right, let's do it. So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another's bull, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

[00:31:52] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating.

A', Total, Score.

[00:32:01] Chelsey Donn: Oh my goodness. Okay, so I've just, okay. Trey's holding up three and A' half crowns. 'I am holding up five crowns. 'I have decided to make Will A' Review Queen. But before you hear from me, you will be hearing from Trey and why he's decided to go with Three and A', half for will.

[00:32:16] Trey Gerrald: 'I just went middle of the road cuz 'I feel like it's such A' character that it sort of evens out. Like it is sort of like 'I am very quick to write it off as A' joke rather than actually getting the meat. The reason 'I think it works and is strong is because 'I, like we were just saying, like it really paints the picture.

The character of Will is exactly what the hope for the impact of having A' Red Bull will be on you. And then I'm A' little concerned. I'm A' little worried about

[00:32:45] Chelsey Donn: But he updated us.

[00:32:47] Trey Gerrald: he upped us, but that was 2018. He's dead now.

[00:32:51] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Hope not.

[00:32:52] Trey Gerrald: Kenna Hora, 'I, don't

[00:32:53] Chelsey Donn: 'I should check and see if he has other reviews.

[00:32:55] Trey Gerrald: But um, 'I say it's middle of the road cuz 'I think it's very funny.

'I think like, okay, but 'I also like 'I. Don't know that 'I give much value to it cuz I'm wondering it's just so, um, lambasting what Red Bull

[00:33:08] Chelsey Donn: Ooh, lambasting.

[00:33:10] Trey Gerrald: national Lampoons Bowl. So three and A', half 'I. Really love this review. Great job. Why did you say five Crown Review Queen.

'I.

[00:33:18] Chelsey Donn: 'I just went for the Review. Queen here for will because 'I feel like as someone who spends their life in reviews, it's not that often that I'm actually like amused by A' review that 'I feel like really fits within the genre of the review or the item rather than. The reviewer is reviewing 'I. Think that this is the perfect candidate for someone that would love this product and 'I think other people that love this product would come across this review and find it funny and relatable.

'I also like that we got the update so we know that will was okay as of at least 2018. Um, 'I think that's kind of A' queenly move. 'I love an update. So, you know, for the review being fun and funny and different and having A' real point of view and A' humor to it. And for just the general. Feel that 'I get from Will and the fact that they made A' Queenly update and they have 331 people who have visited this Red Bull Amazon page and given their thumbs up of approval, 'I felt like 'I had to make Will A' A' Review, Queen 'I haven't done it in A' while, and you know, we're going, it's A' New Year and 'I wanted to start it off going into the new year.

You know, crowning will EF A' review.

[00:34:27] Trey Gerrald: Didn't you? Didn't you do? Didn't you make last week's A' A' review?

[00:34:31] Chelsey Donn: Did 'I. did 'I

[00:34:35] Trey Gerrald: Wait. 'I. Feel 'I. Feel like you were . Wait. 'I might be wrong. 'I. Feel like you just

[00:34:40] Chelsey Donn: Wait, which was last week's review. 'I can't remember these

[00:34:42] Trey Gerrald: last week was Christmas. Hanukkah, Rockettes.

[00:34:46] Chelsey Donn: 'I did not give her A'. Five. Crown.

[00:34:49] Trey Gerrald: No. What was the after show? The

[00:34:51] Chelsey Donn: did. Did 'I, if Hoho is

[00:34:53] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think you made the Hoho.

[00:34:55] Chelsey Donn: 'I did that, but that was after she

[00:34:57] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I. Feel like we're A'. Little more lenient on after show.

A' Rivi.

[00:35:00] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, exactly. 'I feel like for an after show review, that was A' five Crown, but this is A' main. This is A'. This is well 'I guess technically because it's December 28th. As per this airing.

This was the last

[00:35:10] Trey Gerrald: final

[00:35:11] Chelsey Donn: This is the final Review Queen of, and that is A' true statement. This is the final Review Queen. Queen A' 2022. So will f What an honor, my friend. You made it in just under the wire. Maybe it was the Red Bull that got you there. Maybe it was the wings with two eyes. But you made it my friend.

And you are A' Review. Queen, sir.

[00:35:33] Trey Gerrald: Good job, 'I. Love it. It's A'. Very funny review. You just inspired me. 'I. Maybe we should do some like Review Queen recap episodes where

[00:35:43] Chelsey Donn: 'I would love that.

[00:35:45] Trey Gerrald: Were we, it's like two reviews that were both one review Queens and we can like hear them again or whatever

[00:35:51] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, we could do that. We could have like A' little compilation, maybe like, maybe like A' se, maybe like A' season 'I. Don't know, like what, what are we calling this New Year 'I guess. Our seasons don't really go, you know, we don't really do seasons, but we can call, we can introduce A' teaser to 2023 by doing A' recap of our previous review.

Queens.

[00:36:15] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Yeah. 'I mean it might be interesting. We also should do that again with, um, Patreon too. This is, I'm just thinking ahead. Okay. Um, all right. Very good. Really fun. Queen

[00:36:24] Chelsey Donn: Super fun. Glad we did that. And now Trey 'I. Think we've done it. My friend 'I. Think we've reached the most regal portion of our New Year's Eve, Eve, Eve episode. Who are you inducting tonight? Trey for?

[00:36:40] VOICEOVER: My Royal.

[00:36:42] Trey Gerrald: Well ChelseyBD, this is ironic and A' little awkward, but 'I am inducting monster energy. No, I'm kidding.

[00:36:48] Chelsey Donn: Stop. Okay.

[00:36:50] Trey Gerrald: Uh, no, but, okay, so here we are. We're, we're reaching the end of another, uh, you know, rotation around the sun. It's another year in the books. And earlier in this month, A' huge event occurred and 'I thought, wow, we should really induct this thing as our Royal Highness.

And we're doing it today. At the end of this calendar year, we are gonna celebrate Jonathan the tortoise. Did you hear about Jonathan?

[00:37:17] Chelsey Donn: Is that the tortoise? That's like A' million years old

[00:37:20] Trey Gerrald: Jonathan, the tortoise turned A'. Hundred and 90 years old

[00:37:24] Chelsey Donn: Yes, that's right.

[00:37:25] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean what can you imagine being A' A', hundred and 90 years old, and A' tortoise? 'I, 'I. Well, Jonathan

[00:37:39] Chelsey Donn: 'I

[00:37:39] Trey Gerrald: in St. Helena, which is so far away that it's A' six hour flight West from Johannesburg, South Africa. So

[00:37:49] Chelsey Donn: own him? Like has he been passed down from generation or like, how do they know that it's him? Do they like put nail polish on him?

[00:37:58] Trey Gerrald: no, he is on A' Preserve, like A'

[00:37:59] Chelsey Donn: Okay. They know where

[00:38:00] Trey Gerrald: not A'

[00:38:00] Chelsey Donn: at. 'I mean like, but like somebody had to keep tabs on him for A' hundred 90 years.

[00:38:05] Trey Gerrald: They've done like research in the DNA A' to try to deduce when he was actually born. So it is very, very astute of you. ChelseyBD. Yes it is. They are assuming that

[00:38:15] Chelsey Donn: It's not like the liebowitz tor like tortoise that's been with the Liebowitz family for

[00:38:22] Trey Gerrald: Why are you taking away the shine from Jonathan We've never discussed A' tortoise ever on the show. And now 'I bring in A' tortoise. And you're talking about the Lebowitz what? A' Jewish mother statement of you. Well, 'I heard that the Leitz is older. the Leitz tortoise got married already. getting A'.

A' grandchild

[00:38:46] Chelsey Donn: getting A'. They, they're getting an article in the New York Times.

[00:38:50] Trey Gerrald: is A' doctor enough with this make believe.

[00:38:57] Chelsey Donn: I'm sorry. Amm. Sorry. You're

[00:38:59] Trey Gerrald: Okay,

[00:38:59] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't want to take away the shine from Jonathan.

[00:39:02] Trey Gerrald: well, too late, but

[00:39:03] Chelsey Donn: Okay. . Okay. 'I. Sorry. A'. Apologize to not honoring Jonathan's A'.

[00:39:08] Trey Gerrald: No, no, no. We are obviously, we're obvious, obviously honoring Jonathan and 'I. Just thought it's A', cheerful, fun thing and you know, let's go into this next year with the intention of living each year with value into the max. Just like Jonathan.

[00:39:24] Chelsey Donn: just like Jonathan, the tortoise,

[00:39:28] Trey Gerrald: So for that reason, let's all channel our inner Jonathan and induct along with me, Jonathan, the 190 year old tortoise as My Royal Highness

[00:39:40] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Jonathan

[00:39:44] Trey Gerrald: no more bow. Wow. Oh my God. ChelseyBD 'I. That was A' week.

[00:39:54] Chelsey Donn: 'I can't!. It still, it still hits. Okay. All

[00:39:58] Trey Gerrald: Have you seen pictures of Jonathan?

[00:40:00] Chelsey Donn: No. Do you wanna to show us, does Jonathan look different than other tortoises or does he look older?

[00:40:07] Trey Gerrald: Um,

[00:40:07] Chelsey Donn: Is he tortoises? Are are large, right?

[00:40:11] Trey Gerrald: oh yeah, it's giant. It's like scary actually, if 'I saw it in the wild, 'I would totally be A'. Afraid. Afraid. Oh, he looked, oh wait, 'I meant to say this, that Jonathan is the oldest living land animal

[00:40:25] Chelsey Donn: Wow, Jonathan.

[00:40:28] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:40:29] Chelsey Donn: Get on with your bad shell.

[00:40:31] Trey Gerrald: Here, let me, um, let me show you, Jonathan. Here it comes. Jonathan. He's

[00:40:36] Chelsey Donn: Here comes Jonathan. Here comes Jonathan. Write down Jonathan Lane. All right. Oh, damn, Jonathan.

[00:40:45] Trey Gerrald: A', 1830.

[00:40:47] Chelsey Donn: Wow, that's old. That is A' big tortoise. This.

[00:40:52] Trey Gerrald: Look at this picture. It's kind of scary. It's like A' snake. It's like biting.

[00:40:57] Chelsey Donn: like it's head is,

[00:40:58] Trey Gerrald: He's like,

[00:40:59] Chelsey Donn: eat. That's how it's lived to A'. Hundred 90. What do you think it eats?

[00:41:04] Trey Gerrald: is like, kill me already.

[00:41:06] Chelsey Donn: He's

[00:41:07] Trey Gerrald: Take

[00:41:08] Chelsey Donn: am 'I still here?

[00:41:10] Trey Gerrald: He lives at the United Kingdom Governor official residence.

[00:41:14] Chelsey Donn: Oh, interesting.

[00:41:15] Trey Gerrald: Oh

[00:41:16] Chelsey Donn: Do you think Jonathan like smokes, cigars and tells the same stories over and over?

[00:41:21] Trey Gerrald: Look at this picture of Jonathan from 1886. Public Demand, 'I don't know, but she died.

[00:41:27] Chelsey Donn: that's his wife and she died. That's so sad.

[00:41:29] Trey Gerrald: Well, we

[00:41:30] Chelsey Donn: Wait, that, that's an actual picture of Jonathan . That's an actual picture of Jonathan from the 18 hundreds, no effing way. So it has been not from the, so it's gotta have been with A' family, with this Royal family or A' UK family for A' long.

Not the Leitz is, but somebody else.

[00:41:48] Trey Gerrald: He's an old, old guy,

[00:41:51] Chelsey Donn: Wow. 'I feel bad that he, that he lost his wife, though. That sound.

[00:41:55] Trey Gerrald: Okay, that's A' hearsay. Made it up. But we're not celebrating Johna. We're celebrating Jonathan. So I'm assuming

[00:42:02] Chelsey Donn: Jonathan Congrat, may you live another A', hundred or so years, should you desire to do so?

[00:42:09] Trey Gerrald: Wait, this just reminded me. 'I saw on my Instagram did you see this, the two penguins that meet every night to look at the moon and they both lost their partners

[00:42:21] Chelsey Donn: Oh, 'I Didn't know. 'I didn't hear about that, but that's so

[00:42:24] Trey Gerrald: and there's like video and they like clean the like bugs out of each other and they like, but literally it like wraps this little fin around it. Oh,

[00:42:32] Chelsey Donn: 'I can't!. Imagine A' video of that with like old Zion in the background. You know what 'I mean?

[00:42:38] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. All right, so that's that we did at Queens. This is another round on the r you and rq Ferris Wheel of Jonathan, the Tortoise Bull

[00:42:49] Chelsey Donn: Yes, and not just another round, the final round of 2022. So well see you on the flip side, Queens, and thank you for joining us today. If you like what you heard, do us A' little New Year's solid and tell A' friend

[00:43:04] Trey Gerrald: If you didn't like what you heard, tell an enemy. Also, don't forget, we would love for you to leave us A' review. It helps us reach brand new listeners who wanna join the Queen. Do. You can do that by clicking on the link on our show description below. It's super easy and cute. It's called Love the podcast.com/the Review Queen.

Easy peasy. Beautiful, Jonathan.

[00:43:26] Chelsey Donn: And it really does help the show you guys. Just having those reviews on Apple Podcast means that more people can see the show. Our show can be more visible. There's so many shows out there. So the fact that you listen to us really, really means A' lot. And if you could do A' favor and share it, it would make all the difference.

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[00:44:07] Trey Gerrald: And 'I am at Leba.

[00:44:11] Chelsey Donn: did it. You did it.

[00:44:13] Trey Gerrald: Oh, it's it's old 'I Am still at Trey. Gerrald. On today's after show, pod ChelseyBD and 'I are going to be rating and reviewing A' one.review from TripAdvisor for the Times Square Countdown down

[00:44:31] Chelsey Donn: Oh, she did it.

[00:44:33] Trey Gerrald: So to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

[00:44:36] Chelsey Donn: Who's Doja cat and why is she dozing her cat? And to find out what made Trey say.

[00:44:43] Trey Gerrald: It really is like we're all in this together

[00:44:48] Chelsey Donn: Then join our Patreon page at Patreon dot com slash Review That Review to hear our weekly members-only after show companion podcast.

[00:44:58] Trey Gerrald: and remember.

[00:44:59] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You are A'. New, new Year, new you. Perfect. Beautiful Queen.

[00:45:09] Trey Gerrald: Um, new you, new year, brand new. You're A' perfect. Gender non-specific. Queen That's A' lot to

[00:45:18] Chelsey Donn: Close. Close. All right. Love you Queens.

[00:45:21] Trey Gerrald: Bye 'I.

[00:45:23] VOICEOVER: 'I. A' baby. 'I baby.

[00:45:45] Chelsey Donn: This is so great. Woo. Happy New Year. Ah, that's, you're just so great with music. Selects Trey.

[00:45:58] Trey Gerrald: Thanks.


Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.



[00:46:16] Trey Gerrald: That was so silly, Mariah, her and her

[00:46:19] Chelsey Donn: Uh, she's the best. Love

[00:46:21] Trey Gerrald: Can you whistle tone?

[00:46:23] Chelsey Donn: A'. Nope. 'I can't!. A'.

[00:46:28] Trey Gerrald: What were we at the same pitch?

[00:46:30] Chelsey Donn: Think so? Nope. That's just not something you wanna hear coming outta your radio speakers.

[00:46:38] Trey Gerrald: Who has A' Radio anymore?

[00:46:40] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Don't know somebody.

[00:46:44] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Guess in the car.

[00:46:45] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, that's what 'I was thinking.

[00:46:47] Trey Gerrald: We say stereo though, don't we?

[00:46:48] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know.

[00:46:49] Trey Gerrald: What's the

[00:46:50] Chelsey Donn: Happy New Year.

[00:46:51] Trey Gerrald: and A' Radio? Okay, bye



 

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