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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 83: "The Pleasure Chest"



Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 83: "The Pleasure Chest"

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*Please Pardon any spelling errors!




[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello A'. You're A' little stuffy nose. Hello listeners. Welcome to the very first episode of 2023 for A' Review. That Review. We are. The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:49] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: that is stuffy nosed Chelsey Donn,

[00:01:05] Chelsey Donn: And that is thankfully healthy. Trey Gerrald

[00:01:09] Trey Gerrald: and together we are both, thankfully healthy and stuffy nosed.

[00:01:15] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:18] Chelsey Donn: I'm impressed. That was

[00:01:20] Trey Gerrald: of worked. It kind of worked. But most importantly, A' very special Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon who have exclusive access to tons of bonuses, including our companion after show podcast featuring additional reviews. So go over to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. Or if you wanna show your support for our show in A' different way, you can visit Review That Review dot com slash donate.

Happy new

[00:01:52] Chelsey Donn: slash.

[00:01:53] Trey Gerrald: you slashing A' A'. New Ye. How are you? ChelseyBD

[00:02:00] Chelsey Donn: 'I am slashing right into 2023 with A' cold from 2022. But you know, we're here.

[00:02:08] Trey Gerrald: How was your New Year's?

[00:02:09] Chelsey Donn: My New Year's was good. 'I was in Vegas with my family.

[00:02:12] Trey Gerrald: Yes.

[00:02:13] Chelsey Donn: It was great. But we don't, you know, we don't do resolutions anymore because James d

[00:02:18] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.

[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: told us that we should have intentions every day. So my intention for today is definitely to.

[00:02:25] Trey Gerrald: Ooh. Okay. I'm gonna jump into that as well, which will come up with my, uh, stories about the new year. So, ChelseyBD, why don't you and 'I go ahead and

[00:02:35] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:02:36] Trey Gerrald: ladies first.

[00:02:37] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, thank you. Starting the year off right. So 'I had so many things 'I wanted to complain about today. 'I, 'I, like don't even 'I. 'I like had, 'I had one and then 'I had to cross it out cuz just new things kept happening. Goldie like had A' little bit of an accident. 'I had A' clean up. That was like A' real Complaint moment.

And then, Right before we were recording, you know 'I think I've nominated Canva as My, Royal. Highness and 'I still stand by that 'I love Canva. They're great. However, 'I just spent like the entire day working on. A' deliverable that 'I need to get to my talent manager on Canva, like literally the whole day, like making it like perfect, doing all the things.

And then 'I went to download it to email to him, and it just kept saying, error cannot download. Error cannot download. Like after I'm talking. Hours, Trey hours, like all, all day up until the recording working on this, like the minutia of it all. 'I mean 'I can say it. 'I, I'm like updating my resume. So 'I like redesign the whole thing and you know the minutia of like the columns.

Do you know what I'm saying? So that's what I've been living in all day and there's an error. And when this happens, there's like few things 'I go to Twitter for, but 'I go to Twitter and it appears as though it's A' Canva wide issue. So I'm gonna try to like reserve A'. My patience and exhale and hope that like there are definitely people on Twitter that are complaining about this, like live in real time.

I'm not the only one. 'I don't need to jump on the bandwagon. 'I am afraid of Twitter, obviously, for obvious reasons, and I'm gonna wait it out A' little bit and hopefully by the time we're finished recording today. 'I will be able to download it, but obviously my Complaint and I've done it before with like filling out the forms and all this stuff

[00:04:29] Trey Gerrald: auto save.

[00:04:30] Chelsey Donn: and the auto save and all that stuff.

And it's saved. Thank God it's saved. It's there. Like there was A' moment, 'I thought it was gone, but like it is there. But it's that, that thing of like the smallest part of it, just like the download at the end is not working. and then requires another, like as much time as went into the design. Now 'I have to dedicate that same amount of time into correcting this issue.

[00:04:56] Trey Gerrald: Oh,

[00:04:57] Chelsey Donn: Ugh,

[00:04:58] Trey Gerrald: especially cuz it's like something you can't anticipate being A' glitch or an error

[00:05:03] Chelsey Donn: right? Never like 'I can't even tell you thousands. But just with this podcast alone, millions of downloads on

[00:05:10] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah,

[00:05:11] Chelsey Donn: never have had an issue.

[00:05:13] Trey Gerrald: and it won't let you download it in any format.

[00:05:16] Chelsey Donn: Any format. 'I like tried, like duplicating it into A' new thing. Logging out, logging in, going safari, going chrome, going all the things like every single way or emptying the cash, adjusting the cookies, like D like just, you don't even know.

Like all the things. And then finally 'I was like, 'I should go to Twitter and see what's up. But like, oh my

[00:05:38] Trey Gerrald: A'. Have you tried it on your iPhone? Cuz they have an app.

[00:05:42] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I 'I 'I know they do, but 'I find that the app is real glitchy. Like 'I hate the app. 'I love Canva, but 'I hate the app.

[00:05:50] Trey Gerrald: Me too. 'I. Hope this is relatable Content 'I. Hope everyone knows what Canva is, but 'I sometimes will have inspiration when I'm soaking in the bathtub and I'm not at my computer. And so 'I want to use it on the app. And you can't see all of the features on the

[00:06:05] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, it's just like, it doesn't, they don't talk to each other. Well, the, the like desktop version. Anyway, if you don't know what this is and you've been listening this long, God bless you. But 'I, it's just, it's A' user-friendly graphic design site that gives you like A' lot of templates and A', lot of ideas for you to then create marketing materials like the ones that 'I create for our show every week.

So all 'I have to say is, thank God 'I got the emails out, Trey

[00:06:31] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean they really have to address the issue. 'I hope that it's resolved by the time we're editing because truly 'I don't wanna speak highly of Camba at the moment, but truly, it is the greatest invention.

[00:06:42] Chelsey Donn: 'I know that you 'I like 'I already in so much so that 'I already inducted them as Royal Highness and I'm doing Royal Highness today. And 'I thought like, oh, have 'I done Canva yet? And then this happened.

[00:06:53] Trey Gerrald: A', exhale. Oh.

[00:06:58] Chelsey Donn: world's longest exhale, but 'I officially gotten more than enough off my chest, and it's, I'm tired of hearing my own voice. So, 'I wanna hear what's going on in your life, Trey, how your new year is going, and what you could possibly have to complain about

[00:07:12] Trey Gerrald: All right. Well I'm gonna take that wonderful baton. I'm sorry for what's going on over there. 'I. 'I concur. It's very frustrating.

[00:07:19] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Thank you.

[00:07:21] Trey Gerrald: So, alright, so I'm going to Lodge my Complaint against one of life's most uncomfortable social interactions