Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 83: "The Pleasure Chest"
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[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.
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[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello
[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello A'. You're A' little stuffy nose. Hello listeners. Welcome to the very first episode of 2023 for A' Review. That Review. We are. The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing
[00:00:49] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.
[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: that is stuffy nosed Chelsey Donn,
[00:01:05] Chelsey Donn: And that is thankfully healthy. Trey Gerrald
[00:01:09] Trey Gerrald: and together we are both, thankfully healthy and stuffy nosed.
[00:01:15] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.
[00:01:18] Chelsey Donn: I'm impressed. That was
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Happy new
[00:01:52] Chelsey Donn: slash.
[00:01:53] Trey Gerrald: you slashing A' A'. New Ye. How are you? ChelseyBD
[00:02:00] Chelsey Donn: 'I am slashing right into 2023 with A' cold from 2022. But you know, we're here.
[00:02:08] Trey Gerrald: How was your New Year's?
[00:02:09] Chelsey Donn: My New Year's was good. 'I was in Vegas with my family.
[00:02:12] Trey Gerrald: Yes.
[00:02:13] Chelsey Donn: It was great. But we don't, you know, we don't do resolutions anymore because James d
[00:02:18] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.
[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: told us that we should have intentions every day. So my intention for today is definitely to.
[00:02:25] Trey Gerrald: Ooh. Okay. I'm gonna jump into that as well, which will come up with my, uh, stories about the new year. So, ChelseyBD, why don't you and 'I go ahead and
[00:02:35] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.
[00:02:36] Trey Gerrald: ladies first.
[00:02:37] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, thank you. Starting the year off right. So 'I had so many things 'I wanted to complain about today. 'I, 'I, like don't even 'I. 'I like had, 'I had one and then 'I had to cross it out cuz just new things kept happening. Goldie like had A' little bit of an accident. 'I had A' clean up. That was like A' real Complaint moment.
And then, Right before we were recording, you know 'I think I've nominated Canva as My, Royal. Highness and 'I still stand by that 'I love Canva. They're great. However, 'I just spent like the entire day working on. A' deliverable that 'I need to get to my talent manager on Canva, like literally the whole day, like making it like perfect, doing all the things.
And then 'I went to download it to email to him, and it just kept saying, error cannot download. Error cannot download. Like after I'm talking. Hours, Trey hours, like all, all day up until the recording working on this, like the minutia of it all. 'I mean 'I can say it. 'I, I'm like updating my resume. So 'I like redesign the whole thing and you know the minutia of like the columns.
Do you know what I'm saying? So that's what I've been living in all day and there's an error. And when this happens, there's like few things 'I go to Twitter for, but 'I go to Twitter and it appears as though it's A' Canva wide issue. So I'm gonna try to like reserve A'. My patience and exhale and hope that like there are definitely people on Twitter that are complaining about this, like live in real time.
I'm not the only one. 'I don't need to jump on the bandwagon. 'I am afraid of Twitter, obviously, for obvious reasons, and I'm gonna wait it out A' little bit and hopefully by the time we're finished recording today. 'I will be able to download it, but obviously my Complaint and I've done it before with like filling out the forms and all this stuff
[00:04:29] Trey Gerrald: auto save.
[00:04:30] Chelsey Donn: and the auto save and all that stuff.
And it's saved. Thank God it's saved. It's there. Like there was A' moment, 'I thought it was gone, but like it is there. But it's that, that thing of like the smallest part of it, just like the download at the end is not working. and then requires another, like as much time as went into the design. Now 'I have to dedicate that same amount of time into correcting this issue.
[00:04:56] Trey Gerrald: Oh,
[00:04:57] Chelsey Donn: Ugh,
[00:04:58] Trey Gerrald: especially cuz it's like something you can't anticipate being A' glitch or an error
[00:05:03] Chelsey Donn: right? Never like 'I can't even tell you thousands. But just with this podcast alone, millions of downloads on
[00:05:10] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah,
[00:05:11] Chelsey Donn: never have had an issue.
[00:05:13] Trey Gerrald: and it won't let you download it in any format.
[00:05:16] Chelsey Donn: Any format. 'I like tried, like duplicating it into A' new thing. Logging out, logging in, going safari, going chrome, going all the things like every single way or emptying the cash, adjusting the cookies, like D like just, you don't even know.
Like all the things. And then finally 'I was like, 'I should go to Twitter and see what's up. But like, oh my
[00:05:38] Trey Gerrald: A'. Have you tried it on your iPhone? Cuz they have an app.
[00:05:42] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I 'I 'I know they do, but 'I find that the app is real glitchy. Like 'I hate the app. 'I love Canva, but 'I hate the app.
[00:05:50] Trey Gerrald: Me too. 'I. Hope this is relatable Content 'I. Hope everyone knows what Canva is, but 'I sometimes will have inspiration when I'm soaking in the bathtub and I'm not at my computer. And so 'I want to use it on the app. And you can't see all of the features on the
[00:06:05] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, it's just like, it doesn't, they don't talk to each other. Well, the, the like desktop version. Anyway, if you don't know what this is and you've been listening this long, God bless you. But 'I, it's just, it's A' user-friendly graphic design site that gives you like A' lot of templates and A', lot of ideas for you to then create marketing materials like the ones that 'I create for our show every week.
So all 'I have to say is, thank God 'I got the emails out, Trey
[00:06:31] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean they really have to address the issue. 'I hope that it's resolved by the time we're editing because truly 'I don't wanna speak highly of Camba at the moment, but truly, it is the greatest invention.
[00:06:42] Chelsey Donn: 'I know that you 'I like 'I already in so much so that 'I already inducted them as Royal Highness and I'm doing Royal Highness today. And 'I thought like, oh, have 'I done Canva yet? And then this happened.
[00:06:53] Trey Gerrald: A', exhale. Oh.
[00:06:58] Chelsey Donn: world's longest exhale, but 'I officially gotten more than enough off my chest, and it's, I'm tired of hearing my own voice. So, 'I wanna hear what's going on in your life, Trey, how your new year is going, and what you could possibly have to complain about
[00:07:12] Trey Gerrald: All right. Well I'm gonna take that wonderful baton. I'm sorry for what's going on over there. 'I. 'I concur. It's very frustrating.
[00:07:19] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Thank you.
[00:07:21] Trey Gerrald: So, alright, so I'm going to Lodge my Complaint against one of life's most uncomfortable social interactions
[00:07:32] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:07:34] Trey Gerrald: and I'm, I'm wondering if you've ever experienced A' ChelseyBD. I'm certain that in my lifetime, 'I have been guilty of it, but it is something that 'I, uh, really tackle in my life.
in A' way That brings up fibbing. It also sort of brings up culturally, um, societal norms where white lies versus big lies versus feigning versus, I'm gonna get into it. So here we go. 'I am lodging, A' Complaint. When you see someone, you have met them and they don't remember or know who you. Do you know what I'm talking about?
[00:08:20] Chelsey Donn: When you've met someone multiple times and then you like meet them and they like act as if they've never met you before.
[00:08:27] Trey Gerrald: Yes.
[00:08:29] Chelsey Donn: Okay, yes, I've encountered this and 'I hated it. Super awkward. It's just an awkward thing. But also I've been guilty of this. Have you?
[00:08:37] Trey Gerrald: Well, yes, of course. 'I just said that 'I have but 'I try to, as A' Southerner, not let on.
[00:08:44] Chelsey Donn: Oh, oh, you mean that Like they didn't, okay, okay, okay.
They didn't play the game.
[00:08:49] Trey Gerrald: like, here's what it is. 'I think this goes hand in hand with power struggle, where oftentimes you, um, engage in certain circles and. You know people, and sometimes people don't know if they've met you or they don't recall it, and you go in with A', Hey, how are you? And they give you like A' weird stare or they're sort of like, Hey, and you like inside are like, 'I have met you endless amount of times.
Why are you like, why can't you just be like. Hey, why can't you mirror what's coming at you as A' social grace so that people aren't upset or uncomfortable feel that they don't exist or matter. You know, A', lot of this gets very deep, and maybe this is as A' performing human being where so much of it, but this applies to any circumstance.
everyone's always trying to get higher in their career. And you encounter people that are higher than you and you know, you've met them socially and they just, you know, don't remember it. And there's that moment and I'm just complaining about not extending the grace if you're someone who is at A' certain level, cuz 'I, cuz 'I could even, um, do this metaphor backwards if 'I happen to run into someone.
And it seems like they think they know me and they're like, Hey, 'I went to your 'I, went to co, you're the same college as you. I'm gonna instantly mirror that. I'm gonna be like, oh my gosh, hi. Like, yes, 'I know what College 'I went to. So you're saying you went there and you know that 'I went there, so therefore there's something meaningful there.
Why would you not fake it?
[00:10:27] Chelsey Donn: Why would you not fake it? 'I think it's crazy. 'I think it's so annoying and elitist and gross. 'I think it has A' terrible. Like immediately it just rubs that nerve that even if you're like A', fully evolved human, you're like, why does that nerve still bother me? Like it's just, it's, it's automatically having that effect.
Therefore it makes it seem like the person is being malicious when they're doing it. And 'I wanna live in A' world where like they're not, and people are just completely oblivious and 'I think that's. Probably where we all need to get with this issue, but 'I completely understand that reaction. And then on the flip side, the opposite reaction is like so amazing.
Like 'I was, 'I mean, this is gross to like drop it like this. But 'I was at A' premier with A' friend who was in A' television show and 'I just said hi to Judy Greer. . Yeah, Judy Greer. And she was, she like didn't know if she knew me, didn't know who 'I was, and she was just like, hi, how are you? 'I love your dress.
How's it going? Like bitch doesn't know who the hell 'I am. She is. No reason to fake it. She's Judy Greer. This was her premiere, like it was her show. You know what 'I mean? Like she had no reason to be acting kindly to me. But if she can do it, you can do.
[00:11:44] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean, that's exactly the point. Why not just lean into kindness like and, and maybe 'I don't know what the experience is to be Meryl Streep and everyone in the world knows who you are. And so that must be very tiring. But I'm just offering. Why can't you be A' Judy Greer? Like, why
[00:12:00] Chelsey Donn: Be A' Judy Greer. Just be
[00:12:02] Trey Gerrald: something that's presently in the space. You know, it's sort of like, oh, what A' gorgeous dress. Like, hi. You don't, you don't have to acknowledge if you know the person or not. Just be open. Just be open. Be an open human being. 'I.
[00:12:16] Chelsey Donn: exactly. Don't be A'.
[00:12:17] Trey Gerrald: And I'm gonna explain in the after show behind our paywall, I'm gonna explain the story behind this Complaint today that has wrecked me so hardcore that it will be something that 'I will never really relinquish.
And I'm gonna spill all the tea, all
[00:12:37] Chelsey Donn: Well, 'I
[00:12:38] Trey Gerrald: of it. You're gonna be dripping and Lipton.
[00:12:40] Chelsey Donn: Well 'I hope that 'I can like provide some therapy for you and maybe give you some insight. But we will find out in the after show.
[00:12:47] Trey Gerrald: Yes.
[00:12:48] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean clearly. We, this is like A' raw nerve and 'I. Get it, it's raw. 'I thought you were gonna say something else. 'I thought you were gonna say. When people say, what are you up to?
So 'I was like preparing for that. Because that like 'I always leads to A' White lie, you know what 'I mean? Cause you're like, um, what's the thing that 'I did that was last that like 'I is worthy of talking about?
[00:13:09] Trey Gerrald: You know what 'I like to say,
[00:13:10] Chelsey Donn: But
[00:13:11] Trey Gerrald: 'I can't say.
[00:13:13] Chelsey Donn: oh my God, that's such A'. Good one. Wait, do you really do that all the time?
[00:13:17] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, if 'I feel like 'I am being asked by another actor, like, what are you up to in A' way that feels confrontational? 'I will say, I'm sorry, 'I can't say because that's not really lying, but it is. A' lie.
[00:13:31] Chelsey Donn: Trey, 'I. Think you just changed my life. 'I mean. 'I mean you've already changed my life, but okay. That's A'. Good one. I'm gonna keep that in the back of my mind.
[00:13:40] Trey Gerrald: If you really don't wanna lie, you can say 'I can't tell you.
[00:13:44] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Can't tell you.
[00:13:46] Trey Gerrald: Cause you can't. Cuz you don't have anything to tell.
[00:13:49] Chelsey Donn: 'I can't tell you. 'I can't tell you what 'I No. 'I like, but 'I agree. 'I think there are always things that I'm working on that like 'I can't disclose about further. So 'I feel like that's like A' great, you know? Yeah. 'I have one right now that 'I can't disclose until further,
[00:14:02] Trey Gerrald: me too.
[00:14:03] Chelsey Donn: I'm gonna keep that in the, in the hopper.
[00:14:06] Trey Gerrald: All right, well, while we are hopper away, our white lies, why don't we move into the title of our show? Would you like to do that and jump into some online reviews? ChelseyBD.
[00:14:16] Chelsey Donn: 'I would love to do that. Trey.
[00:14:20] VOICEOVER: Review, That, Review.
[00:14:24] Chelsey Donn: All right. As you know, we are your trustee. Review Queen. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
[00:14:32] Trey Gerrald: We read you A' review. We break it down, we dissect the F out of it, and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns. It's A', very regal process that we call.
[00:14:46] VOICEOVER: Assess, That, Kvetch.
[00:14:48] Chelsey Donn: And Trey, it's your turn. So what have you brought in for us today?
[00:14:52] Trey Gerrald: All right, A'. Lot of pressure for the first review of 2023.
[00:14:56] Chelsey Donn: know. No pressure. No pressure.
[00:14:58] Trey Gerrald: So today, 'I have brought in A' one star Yelp review
[00:15:04] Chelsey Donn: Woo.
[00:15:05] Trey Gerrald: written by A' user named Nancy J.
[00:15:08] Chelsey Donn: J. Nancy. J. Okay. 'I Like that name.
[00:15:12] Trey Gerrald: And this is for A' Little Store. One might call it A' Shop
[00:15:19] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:15:19] Trey Gerrald: that's located in the West Village in Manhattan,
[00:15:23] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:15:24] Trey Gerrald: and the shop is called The Pleasure Chest.
[00:15:28] Chelsey Donn: Oh, 'I. Think I've been there.
[00:15:30] Trey Gerrald: Now, ChelseyBD, what do you think the pleasure chest is?
[00:15:33] Chelsey Donn: Well, 'I know what it is cuz I've been there.
[00:15:35] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so what.
[00:15:37] Chelsey Donn: It's A' sex toy shop, isn't it?
[00:15:39] Trey Gerrald: All right, so here we are.
[00:15:41] Chelsey Donn: This was A', nyu, like weekend activity on the regs. As you might imagine,
[00:15:47] Trey Gerrald: Here we are. 'I. Don't know when it happened, but there was A' time and for many years that the PC's window displays were tasteful 'I live in the village with my family and walked by tonight, Saturday on our way to. We were all shocked at the raunchy and porno graphic display. You have reached your low to have dildos and two way dildos dos was appalling and in very poor taste.
[00:16:35] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.
[00:16:36] Trey Gerrald: This store belongs in A' cd, part of town. 'I walked in and approached the two ladies at the counter,
[00:16:46] Chelsey Donn: Oh no. Okay.
[00:16:53] Trey Gerrald: One was very young looking and short
[00:16:57] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.
[00:16:59] Trey Gerrald: almost looked underage. So 'I told the how awful and offensive 'I thought their display is, and the taller one just said quote, okay. End quote. She had nothing else to say.
[00:17:18] Chelsey Donn: my God.
[00:17:19] Trey Gerrald: She could have said that she would mention it to the manager, but instead stared stupidly at.
[00:17:29] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.
[00:17:30] Trey Gerrald: To Brandon the manager, dash. You need to rethink your display. business is slow, but this raunchy display is utterly unsightly and so distasteful. 'I was so embarrassed to walk by with my family and be subjected to something that should be private. My younger daughter was horr.
[00:17:59] Chelsey Donn: Oh God.
[00:18:00] Trey Gerrald: You have lost that subtlety and respect you had for so long.
Now the PC is just another trashy store. 'I can't post this w slash o giving you A' star, but in spite of the one star, you get A' negative review. Now that's.
[00:18:30] Chelsey Donn: Oh, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, nagging Nancy. Nancy doesn't sound like someone that lives in the West Village
[00:18:42] Trey Gerrald: Okay. ChelseyBD, can we, can we just right off the top here, can we talk about the West Village of Manhattan?
[00:18:49] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, the West Village is like the, it's part of the alt 'I mean it's right where NYU is like, it's part of the alternative New York vibe. It's not the Upper East Side, it's not the upper West side. It's not Soho like it's gritty. It's not cheap. It's like still expensive to live there as is everywhere else, but like it's A', grittier part of town.
[00:19:15] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's what 'I think this review is seeping with is gentrification. This is A'. Perfect
[00:19:21] Chelsey Donn: if gentrification has come that far that like we have Nancy's in the West Village. This is,
[00:19:28] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's what I'm saying. Everything is so expensive now and like the West Village is very expensive
[00:19:33] Chelsey Donn: was this written?
[00:19:35] Trey Gerrald: six years ago.
[00:19:36] Chelsey Donn: Okay, so like modern times ish.
[00:19:39] Trey Gerrald: It's just like seeping with, there was A' time when the West Village is where the Stonewall riots were, where it was like really, really dirty. And then it starts to get A', little fancier, and then it starts to become, Very, very expensive. And then it's rich people with children. And then the, the scene changes and it moves uptown.
Then it moved to ChelseyBD, then ChelseyBD started flipping, and then now the gay scene is on Hell's Kitchen. Then all these rich people live in west, in the West Village. So it's hilarious to me. But Nancy is like, this needs to be in A', bad part of town, like just how far we have come, uh, which is just cyclical and that's how Manhattan works.
But like, Then the other part of this that 'I think is very fascinating. Well, two things. Nancy has her own like nickname, the pc, uh, and then also what kind of A' display is A' sex shop allowed or not allowed to have?
[00:20:37] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean 'I. Think it's A' sex shop. We all know what it is. It's the West Village. 'I mean. Listen, 'I don't know if this is too judgemental to say, but 'I think that Nancy could really benefit from like one of the products from the treasure chest. You know she seems A' little like wound up Nancy, like 'I.
Just wish you could relax A' little bit. You're raising children in New York City. Honey, you're not raising children in Kansas. You, it's your, in my opinion, again, don't have kids. I'm not A' parent, I'm A' aunt. But 'I think that like it's your responsibility to one, either educate your kids about what is going on in A' way that is appropriate for their age or two.
Avoid the area if it's that much of A' problem. If you as A' parent are like, 'I, don't my child's young 'I don't want her to see it. You know that it's there. You've passed by it all the time. You commented on previous window displays. Obviously you're very, you know, you know where the pleasure chest is.
You pass by it on A' regular basis. You don't want your child to see or know what's going on in there. Know that that person is going in there to buy A' double dildo. Whatever. They're right. Their personal choice. Go another route, Nancy. There's A' million ways. It's the, the city is literally A' grid. You can go up.
'I mean the West Village is A'. Little bit trickier, but like there's another way around.
[00:22:07] Trey Gerrald: Well, 'I totally concur with what you're saying. And 'I 'I also recognize 'I have chosen to never be A' parent, cuz 'I don't wanna deal with any of that. But, but 'I totally concur. Here. There, there is sort of like 'I. Based in response to my own upbringing. It like is upsetting to me that Nancy says that like A' sex shop should be something that's kept in private 'I.
Feel like that's very shaming of
[00:22:32] Chelsey Donn: that's what I'm
[00:22:33] Trey Gerrald: like what that actually instills is that sexuality is bad. Now the.
[00:22:38] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean as even A' teaching moment for her kids.
[00:22:42] Trey Gerrald: And 'I recognize like there's A' certain age with which maybe you don't want to introduce it and that's your point, like go A' different block. But 'I the, the other side of this, you know, razor sharp sword is like 'I recognize like, You wanna be able to like be in control of things and like not have to see A', double head, A' dildo, but like who is in the right 'I don't actually know.
Like is there A' law or is there A' decency law about having sex toys in A' window because now that 'I, think about it, most sex shops even the pleasure test that 'I think Nancy is thinking of here. That corner actually has like A' facade in the windows and like it's very chic looking and there aren't sex toys on display.
And then 'I, think of like all of the blue room and the sex shops in ChelseyBD. Like they also don't really have A' lot of displays. So is there some decency law? And then is A' dildo indecent?
[00:23:37] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I. Don't know. 'I, don't know the answer to any of those questions. Truthfully, 'I don't know if there is or there isn't. 'I still feel like Nancy is A' nagging Nancy and like 'I don't agree with them. 'I also think, you know, 'I don't smoke cigars. If 'I passed by A' cigar shop smelled, the smell of cigars was like, Ew, don't like the smell of cigars.
I'm not gonna then walk into the cigar shop.
[00:24:06] Trey Gerrald: 'I.
[00:24:07] Chelsey Donn: Expose myself to more smoke.
[00:24:10] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.
[00:24:11] Chelsey Donn: the people that are smoking in the shop to tell them that there should be an ordinance, that it shouldn't be able to smell that much outside, Nancy, move it along. You don't wanna see one double dildo. You walked right by 30 when you walked through the door.
Why? If you don't wanna be in that environment, stay out of it. There's people that wanna be there. You know, 'I might be annoyed if 'I walk by the cigar shop and be like, Ew, gross. But I'm gonna keep walking because people have A' right to go.
[00:24:40] Trey Gerrald: Right. Right, exactly. Well, 'I don't smoke and 'I don't like the smell of cigarettes. But 'I do love the smell of cigars just as A' A'
[00:24:48] Chelsey Donn: Side note,
[00:24:49] Trey Gerrald: But I'm, I'm also sort of calling Shade here at like, my youngest daughter was horrified. 'I kind of feel like she, 'I feel like Nancy's putting that on the daughter cuz A' what, you know, 'I don't know.
Would the daughter know what it was and maybe if she. 'I 'I just feel like Nancy's horrified and like, and like she has the right to be horrified. So 'I don't wanna like vilify her, but, but there is this sort of question about like, does Nancy have the right to tell A' shop what their displays can be?
[00:25:24] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I don't.
[00:25:25] Trey Gerrald: don't know.
[00:25:26] Chelsey Donn: And also like, does Nancy need to take, even if this is Nancy's feeling and Nancy's like, you know what, 'I wanna go to war with A'. Pleasure shop. Take another moment, Nancy. Why are you allowing your children to be like outside the sex shop waiting for their lunatic mother inside who's freaking out now?
They would've spent two seconds looking at those displays. Now they're spending 10 minutes while you talk to the short girl and the tall, whoever.
[00:25:53] Trey Gerrald: Also, how does Nancy know that the manager's name is Brandon?
[00:25:57] Chelsey Donn: How does she know who Brandon is? 'I feel like she's been stalking
[00:26:02] Trey Gerrald: Two.
[00:26:03] Chelsey Donn: Don't know Doth protest too much, Nancy.
[00:26:05] Trey Gerrald: There's A'. Little bit of doth too much here. 'I, totally agree.
[00:26:10] Chelsey Donn: yeah,
[00:26:11] Trey Gerrald: Which 'I think is separate from saying like 'I. 'I do want to just st say, it's not how it occurs for me, but 'I want to acknowledge that it's okay for it to land for people that like you don't want to have A' sex shop display with your children.
'I. Understand how that exists. 'I, just think. Nancy's actions are very funny
[00:26:29] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Agree. 'I was hysterical when we got to the moment. It was cinematic. It was cinematic Trey because when we got to the moment where you were like, and then she went inside, 'I was like, oh no, she didn't like 'I, thought this was gonna be A' like, Funny review where we were gonna spend the majority of the time talking about, back to the cigar metaphor, if 'I then did all that at the cigar shop and then was like, and now I'm gonna write A' review about the cigar shop, like, that's ridiculous, Nancy, your review is irrelevant because you're not reviewing what's in the store, which is why I'm going to Yelp, because 'I am one of the people that's interested in something they sell at the store.
So I'm gonna go to Yelp to like maybe look around and see what people think of the quality of the products, blah, blah, blah. And now, 'I have like A' speed bump and that's Nancy's review. So 'I, it's completely irrelevant. The entire review, we haven't even been able to talk about it cuz there's so much crazy leading up to it with like the cinematic nature of the like stop the music, stop the music, like, you know, going into the
[00:27:35] Trey Gerrald: wait. 'I have two little points 'I want to address before we get into the bullet points here. But like Nancy mentions, you have lost that subtlety and respect that you have had for so long. 'I really wanna pull this apart because in my opinion, 'I do think of the pleasure chest as having A' little bit of class, like it doesn't feel sleazy.
[00:27:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I agree. Yeah.
[00:27:58] Trey Gerrald: something about it feels more feminine maybe in A' way, like it feels more designed and like luxury. Maybe it doesn't feel like A' video dirty store. Does that occur that way to you?
[00:28:10] Chelsey Donn: totally. It's not like grimy and gross.
[00:28:14] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Right. Like 'I feel like you could go there for A' Bachelorette.
[00:28:17] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, you could totally go there. For A' Bachelorette, you could totally go there for like A', very vanilla product. You know what 'I mean? It's not like you have to be going there for some like sort of crazy extravagant swing and whip combo.
[00:28:32] Trey Gerrald: Correct, like 'I feel like you would go to the pleasure chest. Like, because it's A', little bit classier, like 'I wouldn't be afraid that there's gonna be like perverts, like jacking off, like, like wanting to like molest me. Like 'I Don't think any of that
[00:28:46] Chelsey Donn: no, no, no.
[00:28:47] Trey Gerrald: So then my question here is, Should they be held to A' standard of being subtle?
Because Nancy is claiming that the display has lost the subtlety. So should it be subtle? In my opinion, no.
[00:29:01] Chelsey Donn: 'I mean 'I think no, but like even, I'm just like suppose that it should Is, is.
[00:29:08] Trey Gerrald: in subtle
[00:29:10] Chelsey Donn: Suppo. Yes. Suppose that A' dildo is not subtle enough. Suppose that there are ordinances and like you have to have some sort of A', sexy, and quotes, you know, facade up or something like that, right? Is Yelp the appropriate forum to come to with that, with that argument and 'I say
[00:29:30] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean it's similar to 'I. Agree 'I Don't think that it is 'I either. But 'I also agree. It's like complaining on Twitter like you can, you can hit them at the leg. By like going and giving them A', A' mark, you know? But 'I do think that why we as review Queens are annoyed by this is because it's saying more about Nancy than it is about the pleasure chest.
[00:29:53] Chelsey Donn: And also, just based on the amount of detail that Nancy gave us, it's like very clear what's happening here, Nancy. There's like, 'I, I'm not going therapize you. We know that 'I could, but like you could send this review to A' therapist ahead of your first visit and they would have A'. Lot of bullet points, A', lot of things to discuss with you.
'I do think that Nancy's revealing A', lot of her cards by like the way that she's talking about this? Yeah. It makes me sad that this is who is living in the West Village. Honestly, at this point.
[00:30:26] Trey Gerrald: And then the last little thing 'I wanna ask about is like, what do you think of the two workers response to Nancy? Okay.
[00:30:36] Chelsey Donn: Great, great.
[00:30:38] Trey Gerrald: too. 'I. Think it's so
[00:30:39] Chelsey Donn: think it's perfect
[00:30:40] Trey Gerrald: she was so enraged.
[00:30:42] Chelsey Donn: actually not rude. It's like, Okay. Is the perfect, like, yeah, you could, you could elaborate, but like, why would you elaborate with somebody that's clearly like running off the street because they're so hysterical about your things. It's like 'I feel like the, the longer part of Okay.
Is like, okay, well there's nothing that 'I can do about it. 'I didn't make the displays. 'I don't own the store. 'I didn't approve it. You live in the West Village, there's literally nothing 'I can do about it. You're wasting your breath talking to me. Don't come in here. Walk, walk away.
[00:31:15] Trey Gerrald: 'I also love that it's two women that are working there.
[00:31:18] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. 'I. Nancy
[00:31:20] Trey Gerrald: So let's go through this roster here. Is there anything valuable, new or unique in this review? Any information?
[00:31:27] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Guess like only maybe what's going on in the windows.
[00:31:32] Trey Gerrald: Well 'I am hearing that it, there are female workers, so like if 'I was someone who felt like 'I don't want to go buy A' sex toy from A', man, if that makes me feel A'
[00:31:41] Chelsey Donn: Okay, sure.
[00:31:42] Trey Gerrald: hear that the pleasure chess has two females, but 'I think that's completely not Nancy's point. That's like digging for gold.
I'm reaching with that.
[00:31:50] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Agree.
[00:31:52] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.
[00:31:53] Chelsey Donn: and grammar was like, okay, so 'I have questions for you. So were, do you pronounce raunchy weird or did Nancy spell it wrong?
[00:32:04] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Think 'I must say it wrong. Why? What did 'I
[00:32:06] Chelsey Donn: Well, 'I think that it's. 'I, 'I, 'I. Think maybe it's because my parents are from Brooklyn and like East Coast and so 'I Think when we have the awe sound, we like really exaggerate it.
So 'I like would be like raunchy, like, you know, like I'm really chewing on the awe of it. But 'I feel like you were saying kind of like, well, you say it
[00:32:24] Trey Gerrald: 'I hear Aja McDonald singing the song titled Raunchy
[00:32:28] Chelsey Donn: Ron raunchy
[00:32:29] Trey Gerrald: in the Shade.
[00:32:30] Chelsey Donn: that you.
[00:32:31] Trey Gerrald: so raunchy,
[00:32:33] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. So you say raunchy, which 'I? Don't say it that way, but Okay. So, but she spelled it correctly. R A' u. Okay. Okay. Okay. But so there was the, the told the spelling error,
[00:32:46] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, that's an error in there. There. 'I will tell you there's A'. Lot of colons. There's A'. Lot of
[00:32:52] Chelsey Donn: That feels so right. 'I feel
[00:32:54] Trey Gerrald: there's A'. Lot of dashes. Yes. A'. Lot of, oh my god, 'I hate you A'. Lot of quotation marks in here. You know, they couldn't be bothered to write without. They had to do w slash o.
[00:33:07] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Well, they're
[00:33:08] Trey Gerrald: So many dashes.
[00:33:10] Chelsey Donn: They're
[00:33:10] Trey Gerrald: Also, I've never seen this before, but the last sentence is now that's low space period.
[00:33:19] Chelsey Donn: That's low. 'I. Don't know that the space was intentional, but 'I was wondering what Nancy meant by, was she saying. Me writing A' review about you on your page. Now that's low. Like was she saying like, I'll, I'll take your bad service and I'll meet it with A'. Worse review
[00:33:41] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, 'I don't really know. 'I can't post this without giving you A' star. So it says, but not so. But in spite of the one star, you get A' negative star. Oh, it says negative star. Did 'I say A' negative review.
[00:33:54] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Think maybe.
[00:33:56] Trey Gerrald: So the sentence as written says, 'I can't post this w slash o giving you A' star, but in spite of the one star you get A' negative star dash. Now that's low.
[00:34:07] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:34:08] Trey Gerrald: So Nancy is saying they're changing the whole format of Yelp and not to see that star. It's actually A' negative star . That's what Nancy 'I think is communicating here.
[00:34:20] Chelsey Donn: Right, like please disregard star above. Know that my real star scoring is A' negative one star,
[00:34:27] Trey Gerrald: Nancy is saying Yelp is wrong.
[00:34:30] Chelsey Donn: God, Nancy 'I can't! with Nancy right now.
[00:34:33] Trey Gerrald: So spelling A', grammar, there's A' few errors, but
[00:34:35] Chelsey Donn: But like, okay, so now that 'I know the raunchy thing is not A' thing. 'I don't. Yeah, not bad. Truthful. Shady 'I mean like obviously shady.
[00:34:44] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I. Think Nancy has A' real opinion about the store existing in the neighborhood and, um, they don't want it there. They don't want, they want to change it. So that makes me think it's shady.
[00:34:54] Chelsey Donn: yeah. A' vendetta. This isn't just like your every day whoopsy daisy.
[00:35:01] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.
[00:35:01] Chelsey Donn: No. Mm-hmm.
[00:35:03] Trey Gerrald: Common experience. Fluke, typical 'I
[00:35:05] Chelsey Donn: 'I think there's probably other like parents in the area that like avoid the pleasure test and maybe don't love that it's nearby. So I'm gonna say that like probably not alone, Nancy. You know,
[00:35:19] Trey Gerrald: 'I. 'I. Agree.
[00:35:20] Chelsey Donn: not everybody, but
[00:35:22] Trey Gerrald: which like, you know, obviously we shared our opinions about parenting, but like obviously like it's not right to tell people how to parent. So 'I hear that, but I'm also saying it's just comical that this exists in the West Village, which was notorious for being A' CD part of town. And they're saying this belongs in A' cd part of town.
Like, it's just so wild to me. Humor were, we entertained, 'I was
[00:35:47] Chelsey Donn: 'I was thoroughly entertained. But again, like
[00:35:50] Trey Gerrald: Nancy's expense.
[00:35:51] Chelsey Donn: Nancy's expense. So how do we feel about that going into the crown? Uh, like well, can we just have A' quick conversation about how we feel about that going into the crowning like 'I. if there's humor in the review, meaning that that review outside of Nancy has inherent value because it's funny.
Is that attributed in the crowning or truly 'I? Guess it's review that 'I don't know. It's like, are we reviewing just Nancy or are we reviewing the review? Like do we give A' point for humor here?
[00:36:23] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Feel like this has come up before. Cuz I'm, I'm recalling A' time when we were talking about, it's funny, 'I would pull it out at A' campfire and read it,
[00:36:31] Chelsey Donn: Yes,
[00:36:32] Trey Gerrald: but like, does that get credited to Nancy or does that get credit to the, well, 'I can tell you that it has three votes for funny,
[00:36:40] Chelsey Donn: Okay.
[00:36:41] Trey Gerrald: which doesn't really.
[00:36:42] Chelsey Donn: But people voted it funny. I'm sure those are ironic. Obviously they're like, they 'I think it's funny for the same reasons that we do, and now I'm just starting to feel like if I'm A' customer. and I'm going to Yelp and I'm looking this up and 'I happen upon this review. How annoying is it or is it possible?
I'm gonna be like, oh my God, this is really funny. And be like, happy 'I stumbled upon it.
[00:37:06] Trey Gerrald: 'I think it 'I. Do think it's still case by case and 'I? Think each of us can interpret it differently. Cuz in my opinion, 'I feel like cuz 'I think We start then going into what is the impact of the review and the impact. Like if 'I am. Cuz 'I. 'I, 'I. Imagine if
[00:37:20] Chelsey Donn: true. True.
[00:37:21] Trey Gerrald: don't know. Like it's funny.
'I 'I.
[00:37:23] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Guess you're right. 'I guess you know what? That's 'I. I'm really glad you brought that up because 'I think that you're right. 'I think it's the impact score that maybe is like that humor differentiator cuz like, yes, it was funny. can't! attribute it to Nancy, but the impact of the review is that 'I laughed.
[00:37:39] Trey Gerrald: right.
[00:37:40] Chelsey Donn: 'I was annoyed and 'I laughed. Okay,
[00:37:44] Trey Gerrald: 'I, think I'm ready. Are you.
[00:37:45] Chelsey Donn: Yes,
[00:37:46] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.
[00:37:57] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating. Total Score.
[00:38:06] Chelsey Donn: One. And A' half crowds. One and A' Half crowds, right? The Queens are unanimous. 'I guess 'I go first. 'I mean. This is really all about the impact for me. 'I. This entire time we were, you know, assessing this Kvetch 'I thought 'I 'I mean, I'm gonna talk about this, but I'm giving Nancy zero crowns. It's completely like, not A' valuable review.
There's like no reason Nancy go home. Like that was like where my head was at. But then when we started talking about the impact factor and 'I started thinking about. We're doing this through the experience of the person looking through the reviews. 'I mean it was funny. 'I laughed. 'I got like A'. Great chuckle out of it.
'I think that maybe if you were somebody that was looking up the pleasure chest on Yelp and you read this review, you might think it's funny enough to screenshot it. And so that's where the one and A' half Crowns are coming from. But as far as Nancy herself, the Queen, that's A'. No. Um, but. Impactful review and good, good, good choice.
Trey, how about you? Why one and A'? Half
[00:39:08] Trey Gerrald: Well 'I, really 'I do feel A' little conflicted on all of this, uh, which is like why I'm excited for us to sort of look at it from all corners. But 'I said one and A' half because 'I think you can 'I think if 'I was going to Yelp to look up reviews for the pleasure chest. This is very inconsequential.
'I. Don't think the display has anything to do with what the store is. And 'I also think Nancy doesn't mention anything about the store once she's inside of it, other than she was able to get the attention from the workers, even though they didn't give her the attention she wanted. So like, I'm not learning much other than like, it's known to be tasteful.
There's two females working there. The neighbors are upset. Like that's really, so 'I said one and A' half because there's things 'I can mine and reach for 'I. Think it is funny. So 'I said one and A' half, but 'I also, it also could just be one. 'I mean it could be A' Half Crown, but one and A' half because 'I chuckled
[00:40:10] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I. Sh It's funny cuz like we both landed at one and A' half and 'I thought the same thing. 'I was like, do 'I throw A' Half Crown do 'I one. And 'I ultimately landed at one and A' half and so did you. So grave view Trey what? A' good find. Love
[00:40:25] Trey Gerrald: you. A'. Pleasure. Just
[00:40:28] Chelsey Donn: Chest brings back. Memory is not gonna lie.
All right.
[00:40:31] Trey Gerrald: which one are you thinking of? Because the one I'm thinking of is like, like Right. Why it's the sex and the city apartment.
[00:40:37] Chelsey Donn: That's the one I'm thinking of. It's like right on the corner, right?
[00:40:40] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Yeah,
[00:40:42] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Such A', sexy way to enter into 2023.
[00:40:46] Trey Gerrald: 2023 is gonna be the year 'I, double-headed dildos. I'm calling A' now,
[00:40:51] Chelsey Donn: Great 'I, hope 2023 is bringing the sexy back. 'I wouldn't be mad at it.
[00:40:56] Trey Gerrald: speaking of three Cox,
[00:40:58] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.
[00:40:59] Trey Gerrald: that's A' callback from one of our, um, after shows. Um,
[00:41:03] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Don't remember that.
[00:41:04] Trey Gerrald: the big band, remember she lived in three Cox. The.
[00:41:08] Chelsey Donn: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Vaguely,
[00:41:10] Trey Gerrald: Anywho. All right, Mike Queen, we have reached the most regal portion of our first episode of 2023. So ChelseyBD, who have you decided that you'll be inducting today for?
[00:41:24] VOICEOVER: My Royal.
[00:41:25] Chelsey Donn: Thanks for asking Trey. So 'I have become obsessed with this 'I Don't know. You call it 'I guess. A' Skincare item 'I. Don't know. If you know about it, you probably do. It's called Mighty Patch. Do you know about these?
[00:41:40] Trey Gerrald: wait. Are these little zit things?
[00:41:42] Chelsey Donn: Yes. 'I was gonna say blemish because I'm A'. But I'm A' Queen because I'm A' Queen.
A' Queen. No. Yes. They're the, the, the blemish patches and they're like very see-through 'I mean you wear them before bed. But like even if you were to have to like wear one A' around A' roommate or something, it wouldn't be very weird. 'I. and I've had situations where like 'I 'I had to be on set the next day.
'I found out right away, oh my God, A' pimple, what am 'I gonna do? Put it on, go to sleep. Wake up in the morning, the thing is gone. 'I don't know how these things work. Maybe they don't work for everyone, but they definitely work for me. 'I will always be keeping them stocked. I'm obsessed with Mighty Patch.
'I should actually look and see if we can be an affiliate because. Queens, like, get 'em. Like try it. See if it works for you. It works for me. 'I, love them. I'm so grateful that 'I found them. Friend of the pod, grace Kay, who will be coming up in A' minute, uh, recommended these to me. So thank you Grace, and thank you Mighty Patch.
You're My. Royal, Highness.
[00:42:50] Trey Gerrald: So these are those little like patches that have like teeny micro needles that like basically stab in.
[00:42:57] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. So 'I think they are, but Microneedles makes it sound like it hurts in some way, and it really doesn't. It just feels like you're putting A' sticker on your face.
[00:43:05] Trey Gerrald: Okay. That's been my question because 'I wondered if it, if you feel the like pokes or not, but No,
[00:43:12] Chelsey Donn: 'I felt absolutely nothing with Mighty Patch. So 'I recommend Mighty Patch wholeheartedly.
[00:43:18] Trey Gerrald: It's really interesting you brought this up today cuz 'I did notice today when 'I was on Zoom in therapy that I'm getting A', little pimple like right at my Cupid bow.
[00:43:27] Chelsey Donn: Oh my Mighty
[00:43:29] Trey Gerrald: Patch.
[00:43:30] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Yes. Highly recommend.
[00:43:32] Trey Gerrald: All right. Well, 'I love that induction. 'I mean. 'I. It just makes me think of being A' teenager because 'I was someone who would have Whiteheads just pop up. 'I wasn't someone that needed like Accutane. 'I was fortunate that 'I didn't have A' lot, but when 'I got one, it would be ginormous. It still happens today in my thirties.
So 'I always believe the wive's tale that you put A' little dub of toothpaste on it, but that doesn't always kill it.
[00:43:54] Chelsey Donn: That doesn't always work. Also, like with this one, like if you got like A' big one, like if you have A' little one, it'll knock that thing right out. If you have like A' bigger one, it'll still knock it out. But you might have to do it like A' couple nights in A' row for it to completely disappear, which 'I think is fine.
Like it just, it makes it certainly flat enough that if you wanted to like stick A' teeny dab of concealer on it, you would never be able to see it.
[00:44:19] Trey Gerrald: Got it.
[00:44:20] Chelsey Donn: You know what 'I mean?
[00:44:21] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, it reminds me of A' story. I'm gonna tell another story on the after show about having A' pimple on set. All right,
[00:44:28] Chelsey Donn: Oh, great.
[00:44:29] Trey Gerrald: great job. Love that. I'm gonna, we should find out if we can be an affiliate cuz 'I would totally buy one.
[00:44:34] Chelsey Donn: Okay. 'I am gonna circle that.
[00:44:36] Trey Gerrald: So there we go. We did A' Queen. That is another round on the r. You and RQ Ferris will of double headed dildo, or as Nancy calls them, two-way dildos up blemishes like A' lady.
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[00:46:08] Chelsey Donn: On today's after show pod, this is from friend of the pod, grace Kay mentioned she would be coming back around. She recommended this review from Hibachi to you from Yelp. It is A' one star review.
[00:46:23] Trey Gerrald: Oh,
[00:46:24] Chelsey Donn: Mm-hmm.
[00:46:24] Trey Gerrald: is that like number two? Letter U.
[00:46:27] Chelsey Donn: Hibachi number to you. It's like A' hibachi that they bring to private parties,
[00:46:33] Trey Gerrald: Oh, 'I.
[00:46:34] Chelsey Donn: bring the hibachi to you.
[00:46:37] Trey Gerrald: Uh oh, I'm
[00:46:38] Chelsey Donn: This is A' one star review though, so to find out what made Trey say
[00:46:44] Trey Gerrald: who uses the word vol and to find out what made ChelseyBD say 'I.
[00:46:49] Chelsey Donn: maybe yum. Yum. Shot himself in the mouth with A' Super Soaker A' few times before they got to the job, you know?
[00:46:55] Trey Gerrald: Then become A' member of our Patreon A' Review That Review dot com slash Patreon, where you can hear our weekly members only after show companion podcast. Oh, and remember,
[00:47:08] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You are A' New. You New Year Queen. Is that good?
[00:47:13] Trey Gerrald: you wanna say that again?
[00:47:19] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You're A' new. You new? Nope.
[00:47:23] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, that was right.
[00:47:25] Chelsey Donn: Ignore the haters. You're A'. New Year. New you, Queen.
[00:47:30] Trey Gerrald: A' gender non-specific. New Year. New you. New Year's. Neve. Neve. Neve. Oh man.
[00:47:36] Chelsey Donn: It's
[00:47:36] Trey Gerrald: Gender non-specific. New you? New Year's Queen. Is that, did you New Year's
[00:47:42] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. New New Year. New you.
[00:47:45] Trey Gerrald: Gender nonspecific New Year. New you Queen.
[00:47:49] Chelsey Donn: Bye bye. Oh my goodness.
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[00:48:11] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Am gonna spell all the tea. Girl,
[00:48:12] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God. All right, I'm ready. Oh, okay. 'I will be your therapist.
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