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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 85: "Netgear WiFi Extender"



Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 85: "Netgear WiFi Extender"

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*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!





[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!



[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello.

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello deja vu and welcome to Review That Review. We are the podcast dedicated to

[00:00:41] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:54] Trey Gerrald: that is ChelseyBD Donn.

[00:00:57] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey, Gerrald,

[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: And together we are.

[00:01:04] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:08] Trey Gerrald: And A'. Very special Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon. If you wanna learn more, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. If you enjoy the show and you wanna support in another way, then go to Review That Review dot com slash donate. So many slashes ChelseyBD,

[00:01:27] Chelsey Donn: Do it slash

[00:01:28] Trey Gerrald: are you diva?

[00:01:30] Chelsey Donn: Oh, 'I am good. 'I fell up the stairs carrying groceries earlier this morning.

[00:01:37] Trey Gerrald: Did you break

[00:01:38] Chelsey Donn: You know, 'I didn't break anything except possibly A' finger and A' knee.

[00:01:43] Trey Gerrald: Uhuh, wait, really?

[00:01:45] Chelsey Donn: Well, no, 'I, 'I. I'm hoping it wasn't that bad, but like, you know, when you're, you're bringing in the groceries and you're just overzealous and you're trying to do it in one trip.

And in my house, the kitchen is on the second floor, so 'I had to climb the flight of stairs and 'I was carrying it all. And 'I was like, you know, uh, honing Jenny Hoof Nagle from Watch That Rock Pilates and 'I was like user core. User core, and 'I thought 'I was carrying it, but 'I was wearing. Slippers, 'I switched into house slippers and 'I slipped.

'I slipped cuz of my slippers up the steps and 'I. 'I feel like taking stage combat at Tish really helps me when 'I fall. There's like A' part of my brain that's like, do this in the

like best way possible, you know? So 'I was 'I. Did like brace myself with my arm, like try to brace myself with my arms.

But 'I still bang my. On the wood stairs and, uh, you know, 'I kind of messed up my finger. A' little bit too, but 'I think I'll survive. So that's what's hap that's how the days pretty much started today.

[00:02:50] Trey Gerrald: That's terrible. Wait. But it's very funny to imagine like being A' roommate and then all of A' sudden like you hear ChelseyBD like A' and you like turn and you look and she's like slowly positioning each vertebrae in just the right dramatic position that she's like slowly stage falling 'I.

[00:03:08] Chelsey Donn: 'I did my best stage fall. 'I did text my roommate afterwards and 'I was like, can you help me bring up the rest of the groceries? Like 'I, they're on the stairs, you know?

[00:03:17] Trey Gerrald: Totally.

[00:03:18] Chelsey Donn: And he d He did?

[00:03:19] Trey Gerrald: That's actually A'. Very good Complaint unloading groceries. God 'I hate

[00:03:23] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I. Guess 'I could have made that My Complaint, 'I 'I have A' designated Complaint as well. But you did ask how 'I was doing, and that's A' realtime update.

So how are you doing

[00:03:32] Trey Gerrald: good. 'I might cut all of that cuz 'I might steal that as A'. A' Complaint one day because God 'I

[00:03:38] Chelsey Donn: 'I know me too.

[00:03:40] Trey Gerrald: I'm good, you know, life is good. I'm wearing A'. Really giant oversized turtleneck for any of our Patreon members watching. Hey, girls and boys and non-gender conforming folks.

[00:03:51] Chelsey Donn: Queens.

[00:03:51] Trey Gerrald: Hi Queens, because it's so wintery.

It's just so cold here in New Jersey, but, you know, life's good. It's like 'I do feel like now that 'I, we have two dogs. They are like, they always like hotdog bun me, like I'll be laying, you know,

[00:04:07] Chelsey Donn: Ooh, like you're the hotdog.

[00:04:08] Trey Gerrald: the wiener and they're the buns.

[00:04:11] Chelsey Donn: nice.

[00:04:12] Trey Gerrald: Um, it's really sweet.

[00:04:14] Chelsey Donn: it's also 'I. Get it. Cuz like even having one 'I guess like, well I'm like an open-faced sandwich or something like that. But just having Goldie like in that spot, you're like, okay, well 'I guess I'm not moving. So 'I can't imagine what it'd be like being A' hot dog.

[00:04:29] Trey Gerrald: You know, it's so sweet, especially on the couch and stuff, but 'I am A', um, non peaceful Rester, 'I 'I like move A' lot 'I. David will literally lay down on his back and be asleep within minutes and doesn't move until he like, opens his eyes smiling and he is like, it's A' brand new day. Me 'I am like,

[00:04:48] Chelsey Donn: see that

[00:04:49] Trey Gerrald: 'I Know, truly I'm rolling around 'I, like I've mentioned this before, but it happened recently.

'I had another night Terror the other day where 'I kicked awake with A' high pitch noise. Like, and like David recalled it later that day. Um, but yeah, other than all of that trauma, um, and being smother like A' hot dog with my, my doggies, that 'I love on the couch, but not on the bed necessarily, cuz sometimes 'I need to move and they're just like both pushing from opposite ends.

[00:05:17] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Not

[00:05:19] Trey Gerrald: But 'I am happy to be here. I'm happy for, you know, more Review That Review in the year 2023.

[00:05:24] Chelsey Donn: It's crazy. I'm just getting, I'm still getting used to writing it. That's the hardest part. 'I feel like whenever there's A' New Year is being like, this is the date that 'I have to write over and over and over

[00:05:34] Trey Gerrald: yes. When 'I put the date on the script, 'I, of course, typed 2022 and 'I was like, Nope, that's not right. God, do you remember it being in school and having to write your name and the date at the top of every page, every single day, like multiple times, A'.

[00:05:47] Chelsey Donn: 'I do, 'I do. And that like you'd get like points off if you didn't do the date, you know? Or sometimes like my brain just doesn't work and like I'll write that It's like April in December, like 'I don't know why. Like 'I don't know why my brain did that. 'I just did. Why am 'I getting A' point off? Maybe 'I should go to A'.

Neurologist anyway.

[00:06:07] Trey Gerrald: neurology,

[00:06:08] Chelsey Donn: Yes. Do we have complaints?

[00:06:11] Trey Gerrald: 'I, think so.

[00:06:12] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, exactly. So Trey 'I, think it's time that we recalibrate our brains A' little bit and we get some things off our chest. Trey do you need to

[00:06:23] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.