TRANSCRIPT of Episode 89: "She Comes First"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 89: "She Comes First"

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[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello.

[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and welcome once again to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we, sorry.

[00:00:50] Trey Gerrald: Covid

[00:00:51] Chelsey Donn: Man, it's A' long sentence for post covid 'I. Okay. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:01:07] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn,

[00:01:08] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:01:11] Trey Gerrald: but together we are.

[00:01:13] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:17] Trey Gerrald: A' terrifically Special

[00:01:19] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio

[00:01:21] Trey Gerrald: to all of our members over on Patreon. If you wanna know more, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. If you wanna support in an additional way, then go to Review That Review dot com slash donate.

[00:01:35] Chelsey Donn: do Nat.

[00:01:36] Trey Gerrald: Well ChelseyBD Hello, happy day after Valentine's. How are you?

[00:01:42] Chelsey Donn: full of love and gratitude until 'I complain, but very grateful to like finally be coming out of this illness and slowly reintroducing myself to the world. 'I mean you really take things for granted when you're well, and then when you're sick and you're just, that's it. You're knocked out, you know, you.

'I should be A'. Little bit more grateful. So, uh, feeling gratitude this week. How about you

[00:02:09] Trey Gerrald: Life is good. Our Valentine's Day was filled with puppy kisses and uh, it was wonderful. We had A' great week and I'm happy to be back.

[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: and your birthday's coming up soon? 'I feel like right

[00:02:22] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. And one well, 'I. Guess thir. Wait, no. February has 28 days. So yeah. 'I in one month minus A' Day.

[00:02:29] Chelsey Donn: Yay. Well, the countdown has already begun.

[00:02:33] Trey Gerrald: Party in the A'.

[00:02:35] Chelsey Donn: in the A'. Well, just because we're grateful and well and in love, doesn't mean that we don't have things to complain about. We know that that's true. Trey, would you like to,

[00:02:46] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:02:48] Trey Gerrald: 'I would, but ChelseyBD 'I would love for you to go first.

[00:02:51] Chelsey Donn: oh, how gracious.

[00:02:54] Trey Gerrald: is there anything you would like to complain about?

[00:02:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I do have something in real time. So one of the things with being sick is, I'm sure I'm, I'm hoping this is relatable content. You don't do laundry, right? For so long. Like 'I was already backed up on the laundry train before 'I got sick. So you can only imagine what I've been dealing with over the past, you know, trying to catch up.

And 'I finally was like all. I'm gonna tackle it and 'I guess like because I'm sick, right? I've been shoving tissues into like pockets of my sweatpants and stuff. And 'I don't know if like this is A' problem for everyone, but like for me, this happens when you accidentally leave A' tissue in A' pocket and you put it through the washer and then it goes in the dryer and then it becomes like tissue confetti.

[00:03:45] Trey Gerrald: do you? Can you read what is literally my Complaint for today?

[00:03:49] Chelsey Donn: Wash

[00:03:50] Trey Gerrald: Schmutz in the washer.

[00:03:52] Chelsey Donn: Stop.

[00:03:53] Trey Gerrald: finally happened. This is literally my Complaint.

[00:03:57] Chelsey Donn: minds have melded. Wow. 'I mean 'I. Shouldn't be surprised how crazy

[00:04:02] Trey Gerrald: did you just say real time? Because it literally just happened to me eight minutes ago.

[00:04:07] Chelsey Donn: Tissues in the wash written down at the top of my paper. 'I, just, it's so annoying. Like why, why couldn't 'I remember it? Really like. There's no one to blame but me. 'I guess, but it's the tissues specifically. Like the Schwartz is like annoying and the lint is annoying, but like, whatever. You take it outta the lin tray, you're, you're done.

But the tissues, man, they're like the glitter of laundry.

[00:04:34] Trey Gerrald: Oh, that's very,

[00:04:35] Chelsey Donn: Right. All right, so now that 'I know, this is your Complaint. Chime in.

[00:04:40] Trey Gerrald: okay, so 'I actually had, don't ask why 'I had, um, some 'I had A', tortilla chip 'I guess in one of my pockets,

[00:04:49] Chelsey Donn: Yes.

[00:04:53] Trey Gerrald: so in my washer. So 'I literally just took all of the wet clothes out to put them in the dryer. And there is like wet, soggy tortilla chip all over all of

[00:05:04] Chelsey Donn: the washer. Oh, all over your clothes. Yuck.

[00:05:09] Trey Gerrald: Guess it was A' long tortilla chip that 'I didn't remember was there, don't ask any questions. And now with all over everything.

So 'I was literally like, you know what?

[00:05:19] Chelsey Donn: the wash.

[00:05:20] Trey Gerrald: Well, that's my question. 'I was like, well, I'm about to see ChelseyBD in literally A' minute, so I'll just wait and see. Cuz 'I was like, do 'I really have to rewash everything? Or can

[00:05:29] Chelsey Donn: How bad has the schmutts, like, has the tortilla become like gluey and goopy? You gotta rewash.

[00:05:36] Trey Gerrald: not goopy, but like soggy, like 'I was like violently like shaking

[00:05:42] Chelsey Donn: you pick it off or is it one with the

[00:05:45] Trey Gerrald: Well 'I think that there was like A' napkin too or something, so that is also everywhere.

[00:05:51] Chelsey Donn: It's, I'm telling you, it's the napkins and the tissues that really wreak

[00:05:54] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Well 'I of course, 'I like have to make things complicated. So 'I did just throw everything in the dryer to see if it will start separating

[00:06:03] Chelsey Donn: Sometimes 'I was gonna say, sometimes the dryer can come and clutch in A' situation like that and sort of shake it all around, you know, do the hokey pokey.

[00:06:12] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean 'I was trying to like watch karate, chop everything off, you know? And 'I did have to get A' rag and like wipe all these remains out of the washer, like 'I. Guess there was A', really A', lot of chip in there.

[00:06:24] Chelsey Donn: Gross. And then just like for me, it's 'I. Don't know what the tissues, or if this was the case with A' tortilla, but it's like then 'I gotta get out the broom. You know what 'I mean? Now I'm all of A'. Sudden 'I am. I'm sweeping, right? Like 'I got A' new job as if 'I wasn't like out of breath for being sick and doing all this laundry, all of A' sudden now I'm sweeping as well.

[00:06:44] Trey Gerrald: Uh, so what did you do? Did you just start the laundry over?

[00:06:47] Chelsey Donn: No, like in that case, the clothes is clean, like the tissue's been through the wash, it's been through the dryer, like it's not doing anything. It's just that like it, it gets like caught in the lint tray, but then as soon as 'I open the door, it's just like A' explosion of tissue confetti. So 'I mean 'I took care of it.

'I shook it out. But like, you know, 'I couldn't just leave. My like laundry room floor like that. 'I had to then clean that up. And it's just, it's one of those things like everything else where it's like you, you put A' aside an allotted amount of time to do A' task and maybe in my case it was like I've been dreading doing the laundry.

So like 'I was like, all right, ChelseyBD, let's go like 'I. It took A' lot to like work up the courage to do it. And who needs this? On top of it, you know, also 'I, don't know if this happens to you. 'I go back and forth with like the pods not using the pods. 'I found that 'I was like really going crazy with A'.

Liquid. 'I was like overusing with A' liquid. So 'I, so 'I thought maybe the pods would help me stay in line. A' little bit. They say two pods for A'. Big load. I've been sticking to that and thought maybe I'd save A' little bit of money cuz 'I don't wanna just be pouring it down the drain. Still looking for alternatives.

'I know there's like some natural alternatives out there, but. Regardless. Have you ever had A' situation with A' pod where the pod

[00:08:08] Trey Gerrald: 'I. The last time 'I ever bought A' pod, that's what

[00:08:11] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.

[00:08:13] Trey Gerrald: like congealed blue all over this like white shirt. 'I was like, this is

[00:08:18] Chelsey Donn: Yes, exactly. So that also happened with A' tissue debacle. When 'I went to take the stuff out of the washer, A' white shirt was now stained blue and green from whatever was inside, and like alien particles of this like pouch thing or stuck to it.

[00:08:37] Trey Gerrald: the same Complaint today.

[00:08:38] Chelsey Donn: Laundry. That is crazy. That is crazy, but not crazy. And then not, you know, cuz we do two become one here with us and the Spice Girls.

[00:08:49] Trey Gerrald: Oh yeah, from our episode last week,

[00:08:52] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Hello. That's so fun. Well, I'm glad that we have this as like, Both of our complaints. Hopefully what that means is that this is universal. Listeners, do you deal with this?

Like do you hate sort of A' sharp, right turn right? When you're in the middle of doing A' laundry, you think you're on track? Let us know. One A' five zero review, zero.

[00:09:14] Trey Gerrald: 'I feel like 'I shouldn't have let you go first.

[00:09:16] Chelsey Donn: Okay. 'I will test the fact that we both write the complaints at the top of our notebooks at the top, and both of us had written it, so nobody beat the other one to the finish line or the punch or the schmutz. We just both have the same Complaint. Now, I'm super curious to hear about the Complaint that you're bringing in this week in the form of A' review, Trey.

[00:09:40] Trey Gerrald: Okay, that's good. Yeah. Let's just move

[00:09:41] Chelsey Donn: Yeah.

[00:09:42] Trey Gerrald: let's go ahead and do the title of our

[00:09:45] Chelsey Donn: Woo.

[00:09:48] VOICEOVER: Review. That, Review,

[00:09:51] Chelsey Donn: All right. Let's do it. As you know, we are your trustee, Review Queen. We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

[00:10:02] Trey Gerrald: We read you A' review. We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns. It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

[00:10:12] VOICEOVER: Assess, That, Kvetch.

[00:10:14] Chelsey Donn: That's right. And Trey in the 'I. Think in the after show. I'm not sure if it came up at all in last week's episode, but you've been teasing this titillating review. For A' Minute. Now, Trey has told me he has alerted the Patreon community that this is gonna be A', sexy, weak, carrot, Review, That, Review. Is that true?

[00:10:37] Trey Gerrald: it's very accurate.

[00:10:38] Chelsey Donn: Wow. Okay. 'I can't wait to hear it. It's like I've been sitting on pins and needles waiting to know what this could possibly be.

[00:10:45] Trey Gerrald: Well, everyone 'I just want you to know if you have children listening. If you continue forward with today's episode, it is at your own discretion

[00:10:53] Chelsey Donn: 'I, this is officially your message to push Stop and listen to another episode.

[00:11:00] Trey Gerrald: Isler, come back to episode 89. A' Review. That Review, and about how old is Isler.

[00:11:06] Chelsey Donn: Seven. He can come back in 10 years.

[00:11:09] Trey Gerrald: make it, make it 15.

[00:11:12] Chelsey Donn: 'I let her come back in 15 years.

[00:11:14] Trey Gerrald: Okay, here we go. So today, oh, 'I should also say like this, 'I found this. So 'I talked about this on the Patreon, but 'I found this review A' long time ago and 'I thought, oh, this will be perfect to do for Valentine's Day. But then because of scheduling and the way the calendar was set up, our one in five was our Valentine's Week.

So, This is perfect for today, the day after Valentine's Day when people were joining in love making. So today 'I have A' five star Amazon Review written by PAX 16, spelled p A' 'I X 16 for the book entitled She Comes First. The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring, A', woman parenthesis, Kerner, paperback, illustrated, February 1st, 2009 by Ian Kerner.

[00:12:18] Chelsey Donn: super cala.

[00:12:20] VOICEOVER: It's super coloristic A'.

[00:12:24] Chelsey Donn: Wow, Trey.

[00:12:25] Trey Gerrald: that's why 'I let you go first earlier.

[00:12:27] Chelsey Donn: Thank you. How progressive and feminist of you 'I like this book so far from the title? It's A' five star review, so that makes me feel even better powered to the woman, but with A' y, right? W O M Y N. You know what 'I.

[00:12:44] Trey Gerrald: Mm-hmm.

[00:12:45] Chelsey Donn: Okay. Anyway, I'm gonna shut up now, but the point is, do you know that song. Uh, you 'I, can't you?

You come first. Let me give you what you deserve. Sorry, Natalie. Don't, don't get on me about the riff. Okay. There's probably like A' million notes in that one thing. 'I didn't break down the riff, but. There is A' song about that, and 'I didn't, we should like maybe play A' clip of it at some point if we can find it.

But 'I didn't realize at first when 'I was hearing that 'I was just like, oh, you come first. Like, that's such A' sweet song about like A' boyfriend or A' husband being like, you baby. Like, like, like you come first, like you're, I'm gonna think of you before 'I think of anything else. And then 'I realize like, no, no, no, no.

This is A' sexy song. And 'I find that so many songs. Do that, right? With the double entendre where like you're singing them forever and you're just like, Ooh, this is A'. Nice little Diddy. And then you're like, wait, A' minute. I'm singing about oral sex. Mm-hmm. You know this song Trey, right?

[00:13:54] Trey Gerrald: never heard the song, but

[00:13:55] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.

[00:13:56] Trey Gerrald: that tangent.

[00:13:58] Chelsey Donn: Thank you. Can we play it for A' second, just so that you can just for A' second. All right. Share. Can you hear it?

[00:14:08] Trey Gerrald: Oh sweetie.

[00:14:09] VOICEOVER: If only A', they say 'I A'. Lot of selfish love.

[00:14:18] Trey Gerrald: Wow.

[00:14:18] VOICEOVER: So let me go down, down, down, down. You don't even need to ask me. 'I. A'. Go. Round, round, round, round. You've had A' nerve. Lemme go. Down, down, down. You know that it me. Happy you. Loud, loud. When you feel A' love darling. You first let me give you A' deserve. 'I A', love you. You feel.

[00:14:59] Trey Gerrald: Sweetie.

[00:15:01] Chelsey Donn: the moan at the end.

[00:15:04] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Wonder why there's whistling.

[00:15:06] Chelsey Donn: 'I? Don't know. Maybe

[00:15:07] Trey Gerrald: wet your whistle.

[00:15:08] Chelsey Donn: what your whistle 'I. Guess. 'I don't know, but like can you believe 'I had been like singing along to that song on the radio for A' really long time before 'I was like, oh. Anyway, pun intended. 'I.

[00:15:20] Trey Gerrald: never heard that song. It was on the radio.

[00:15:23] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Or 'I. 'I play like Spotify, like mood lifters and stuff. 'I do Spotify playlists. 'I shouldn't say radio, but you know what 'I mean. It was like charting. Anyway, tangent aside, , let's, let's get into Pack Sixteens. Five star review of She Comes First.

[00:15:41] Trey Gerrald: Yes. All right, so this is Pack Sixteens five star Amazon review for the book. She comes first, the Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring, A' Woman Paperback edition. Very important, so this is PAXs subject. All caps very highly recommended. An eyeopener, four exclamation marks, A' confidence builder, three exclamation marks.

Now this

[00:16:06] Chelsey Donn: the title.

[00:16:07] Trey Gerrald: That's right. Yep. So this was written on October 15th, 2018, and this is for the 2009 edition of the book. All right, here we go. Verified purchase. She comes first, is very highly recommended. It has opened my eyes. , it has significantly increased my confidence. It has made me A' much better.

Partner slash Lover 'I stumbled upon the book while searching for the joy of sex. At the time, 'I was newly divorced and in search of direction prior to reentering the dating. based on the reviews. 'I purchased both books. Unfortunately 'I read, t j s Burst, it was somewhat enlightening, but nothing 'I would recommend.

After sitting in my desk for more than A' year, 'I read S c F, it was. An eyeopener. 'I never realized how little 'I knew about the female anatomy. After reading the book, 'I better understood why over the years women said 'I was too fast and or too rough, although 'I was A'. Little overwhelmed at times with the technical aspects of the.

The first time 'I put the techniques into practice. 'I was shocked how easy it was to step up my game. 'I made A' all caps very good. First impression with the new woman in my life. The responses to my moves were overwhelming for the first time, 'I felt like 'I knew what 'I was doing throughout the night and into the early morning.

'I always prioritized her.

[00:18:09] Chelsey Donn: Nice.

[00:18:10] Trey Gerrald: My contentment took her by surprise. 'I truly focused on savoring all aspects of pleasing her instead of worrying about my needs slash desires. Since this was our first time together, this approach went A' long way towards allaying her concerns that my interest might be short-term.

As A' result, 'I have laid the groundwork for building A' key facet for A' strong long-term relationship, 'I stress relationship, because the book is about much more than sex. It's A' paradigm shift.

[00:18:56] Chelsey Donn: Mm.

[00:18:57] Trey Gerrald: Unfortunately, my ex-wife will never experience the benefits of my enlightenment. Our sex life was very routine slash dull.

Although S C F wouldn't have saved our marriage, it might have eliminated an Achilles heel we never discussed. Enter. Plus sign. Plus 'I plus. And plus sign. Plus sign. Plus sign, plus sign, plus sign, plus sign. Plus sign. Plus sign, plus 'I. Plus, plus plus 'I. Plus plus sign. Plus and plus. Plus. Plus sign. Plus 'I.

Plus 'I. Plus sign, plus 'I, plus 'I, plus 'I. Plus 'I Plus. And plus. Sign. Enter. Enter PS dash. The more 'I practice, the better 'I be. Come.

[00:19:42] Chelsey Donn: Ooh.

[00:19:43] Trey Gerrald: So far my record is providing five orgasms in one day. Across two sessions, 'I have discovered three ways to caps guarantee results. 'I have gone from an amateur to an expert.

Trust me, the techniques work wonders all caps. Most importantly, my insecurities are. Also by prioritizing my lady friend 'I have rightly made her feel very special. All caps, she always comes first in an outside of the bed for exclamation marks. This makes my life easier and enhances our relationship.

Smiley. Enter. Enter. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I. Plus 'I, plus 'I. Enter. Enter pps Dash as recommended. Candlelight is essential.

[00:20:59] Chelsey Donn: recommended . Is that it? Oh my god. What? A'. Okay. All right. Pack 16 'I mean. As A' woman, 'I gotta applaud. Pack 16, right? 'I. 'I was thinking about this the entire time, cuz 'I was like, if more men read this book, then 'I think the world would be A' better place. Certainly it was interesting because it was like teetering on this line of bragging,

[00:21:29] Trey Gerrald: Yes.

[00:21:30] Chelsey Donn: then at the same time, Really giving credit to the book.

'I liked that. Pax mentioned that the book was about more than just sex, and that it did really do kind of like A' paradigm mindset shift. Because 'I was thinking maybe, even though at times it was like A'. Yeah, yeah. Like 'I, do 'I really need to know how many orgasms you're giving. A' woman. But then 'I was like, you know, maybe 'I do, because maybe this is somebody.

Who really was deeply impacted by this book is sharing it clearly with an audience that wants this type of information. Also, with 'I guess men or women reading, you know, the book to please their partners. Like it's not like we're putting this lewd information out there for A' Children's book or something.

You know what 'I mean. Like this is clearly the audience of people that are gonna be reading this review. Maybe once this information. 'I. You know, the whole time 'I was listening to it, 'I, 'I really wanted to make Pax A'. Review Queen, but they lost me. A' little bit in this xx Plus Plus. Plus plus. Ps. Pps.

'I mean 'I know. It's just like the reason they did that, right, is to like kind of separate it out.

[00:22:46] Trey Gerrald: it's

[00:22:46] Chelsey Donn: So like visually. Right. Okay. But 'I mean 'I. Think we, we could have, we didn't need the PBS and the pps and we also didn't need, necessarily the dragging of the ex-wife 'I feel like really could have been left out.

[00:23:01] Trey Gerrald: Oh, interesting. Cuz 'I feel like 'I cuz it occurred to me that they're saying it's unfortunate the ex-wife won't experience it rather than being like, like it sounds like they don't hate the ex-wife.

[00:23:11] Chelsey Donn: But then it said like, but that wouldn't have fixed our issues. Any like 'I don't know.

[00:23:15] Trey Gerrald: right. 'I actually find this review to not be super lewd like they use the word 'I. Well, first of all, the book is called, uses the phrase come, but Pax even uses the word orgasm. They do say come throughout, but it doesn't seem very adult in the content. It feels very sort of almost

[00:23:37] Chelsey Donn: Clinical. Yeah. Yeah. But 'I liked that. 'I really liked that. That was like what 'I found kind of Queenly and 'I really liked that. Pax owned up to like, 'I was too fast, 'I was too rough. 'I, you know, 'I was doing these things blindly and now 'I know.

[00:23:53] Trey Gerrald: right?

[00:23:54] Chelsey Donn: When was this book published?

[00:23:56] Trey Gerrald: Well, this paperback version was published February 1st, 2009,

[00:24:02] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:24:03] Trey Gerrald: it's A' hard cover first, and then the next edition will be paperback.

[00:24:06] Chelsey Donn: And then when was the review written?

[00:24:08] Trey Gerrald: in 2018.

[00:24:10] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:24:11] Trey Gerrald: How old do you think Pax is?

[00:24:13] Chelsey Donn: 'I think that Pax is in his forties.

[00:24:16] Trey Gerrald: 'I feel like they could even be older, like 'I feel like,

[00:24:18] Chelsey Donn: You think so?

[00:24:20] Trey Gerrald: Well 'I get that this is 2018, so, but that's not really even that, that's not even really 10 years ago. But 'I guess 'I have A' story here that like this person is very learned. Like they were like 'I want to like research. And so they were looking up the joy of sex.

Then they stumbled upon this one and were like, after A' year's time wanted to do more research. 'I don't know, 'I feel like 40 year olds are on TikTok being.

[00:24:45] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know why 'I get 'I, get vibes that like the ex-wife was like A' young wife. Like they were like high school sweethearts or something like that at college. 'I just feel like that was like A' young marriage and that they, this person still has. Like if this person were to remarry this like partner that they still have like A', long life ahead of them.

'I. Guess that's why 'I was thinking like middle age, right?

[00:25:10] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, no. 'I agree. It's interesting to me because my first impulse is, Oh, you're saying you're A' good lover. Well then you obviously aren't, but 'I get that in the context of this review. It's sort of like, oh, I'm comparing how 'I have been with applying techniques. 'I learned from this book

[00:25:28] Chelsey Donn: Correct.

[00:25:30] Trey Gerrald: different.

[00:25:30] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. Like that's why in the beginning 'I was like, Ugh, with the bragging and with the 'I gave her this many or like 'I don't know. Usually if A' guy is saying that, you're like, okay, you know, but in this case, like this is the context in which it's appropriate to dis discuss that. And A' guy that 'I think is just bragging about how good they are.

Whatever is not gonna be doing that in A' clinical book review format, giving credit where credit is due in this.

[00:25:57] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, the, honestly, this review kind of feels like good reads to me, like 'I feel like it's an intelligent

[00:26:02] Chelsey Donn: Yes,

[00:26:04] Trey Gerrald: who is like really taking on the assignment of writing A' review for this book. You know,

[00:26:10] Chelsey Donn: Totally. They read this book and then they, they did what 'I think we really like, which is that they put themselves in the shoes of their former self when they were going to, to select whether or not to buy this book in the first place. This was the review that Pax needed, and he paid it forward.

[00:26:30] Trey Gerrald: It is interesting to me that Pax always abbreviates the title of the books, but in such A', verbose review, it's like they're both three.

[00:26:40] Chelsey Donn: didn't wanna waste any real estate on the book title.

[00:26:44] Trey Gerrald: Why do you think candlelight is essential?

[00:26:47] Chelsey Donn: 'I 'I. Think that packs with like the candlelight is essential and with it's more than just sex and you know that she comes first in more than just the bedroom 'I. Think all of those things for me, even though 'I think, again, maybe not necessary to do it. In the PS PPPs format is alluding to the fact that this is not just A' book about sex positions and female anatomy.

This is A' book about like. Intimacy and relationships and the candlelight and, and the female brain, right? 'I think there is A' sense of you wanna be romance, like you want to have that candlelight environment. You wanna set the tone, you're not gonna, you know, that's the way 'I think. A' more female brain works.

So, uh, speaking as A' female,

[00:27:33] Trey Gerrald: right. Have you ever read the Joy of Sex?

[00:27:37] Chelsey Donn: no

[00:27:38] Trey Gerrald: Me either.

[00:27:39] Chelsey Donn: 'I know. I've like heard it, it's been like in the zeitgeist. I'm like, maybe 'I should.

[00:27:42] Trey Gerrald: Now, 'I, don't even remember how 'I came across this book. But 'I. Think 'I came across it from looking up like, oh, it would

[00:27:49] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. How did you go across this book? No offense. What do you mean?

[00:27:52] Trey Gerrald: 'I was looking for A' review for the Joy of Sex. 'I think that is literally how 'I found it. And none of, oh, 'I. Remember 'I thought it would be funny to do 'I.

Remember now, 'I thought it would be funny to have A' review of the Comma Sutra,

[00:28:06] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:28:06] Trey Gerrald: but none of them really were like, interesting. And then this was like A' recommended book and 'I was like, she comes first. That's A'. Good title.

[00:28:15] Chelsey Donn: Kind of A' pet peeve of mine. Let me know if you feel this way. 'I. Feel like we've talked about this before. If you're gonna have these like long subjects, then why are we reiterating it in the beginning of the review? Like just have A' short subject and then say what you will. We had this whole lengthy subject line in all caps and then started the review saying the same.

[00:28:38] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, it does bother me. Yeah, it is literally the subject. She comes versus very highly recommended. It has opened my eyes. 'I A' significantly increased my confidence. Yeah, A' eyeopener opening of eyes has said so many times in this review that it kind of pissed me off.

[00:28:57] Chelsey Donn: 'I can see that. Yeah, 'I can see that. Pun intended. Yeah. 'I mean. 'I. Just 'I. Think that may. The only thing 'I can think of is that because 'I 'I mean, I'm not seeing it on the page, but in hearing it, it's obviously A' longer review. We're getting into the PS and the PPS that in this case, maybe it's like, this is the synopsis, this subject, like if you're not gonna wanna read this whole review, these are the bullet points.

[00:29:23] Trey Gerrald: Yes. No 'I agree and 'I. It does feel scholarly to me. 'I. 'I. Like for some reason 'I feel like Pax was like, I'm going to educate myself. I'm gonna take A' class on female pleasure. And this is like A' final exam. Essay from what they learned, the which is also 'I. Think why the PS and the PPS is sort of like, it feels like A' counter to that approach.

[00:29:47] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, exactly.

[00:29:48] Trey Gerrald: and 'I can't distinguish. If 'I feel like the PPS is meant to be like A', slight nod at humor, or if their intention is like

[00:29:58] Chelsey Donn: The better 'I become,

[00:30:00] Trey Gerrald: Oh, the become, that's definitely meant to be A' joke.

[00:30:03] Chelsey Donn: Or Winky at least.

[00:30:06] Trey Gerrald: That's also another thing. This is just random, but like in my experience of life, 'I always thought that c U M.

Was come when it, when it's pertaining to sexual experiences. So like this book is spelled C O m E S and even his says 'I BComm. This is interesting cuz it's not be space quotation come, it's be quotation mark. C o m e quotation

[00:30:35] Chelsey Donn: Well, 'I think that. 'I think. The reason why this isn't just called,

[00:30:39] Trey Gerrald: comes cuz that seems A' little.

[00:30:42] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, that's like Below the Brow 'I. Think of this author.

[00:30:46] Trey Gerrald: also, it probably does mean coming, like she comes first in all the ways.

[00:30:51] Chelsey Donn: Exactly. That's what 'I was gonna say. 'I think that it's because it's, it's all, it's an all-inclusive come

[00:30:58] Trey Gerrald: So, all right, so do we think there's any value or new unique information? 'I mean 'I, really? Yeah. You go first.

[00:31:07] Chelsey Donn: Ah, you come. Thank you 'I. 'I. Just think that 'I, I'll let you go. Cause 'I feel like I've been talking A' lot, but 'I do think that they give like teasers, you know, enough to really intrigue, to arouse interest in reading the book, but they don't give anything away, like no spoilers, which 'I think is appropriate,

[00:31:29] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Like 'I. Feel like Pack 16 is like A' movie reviewer.

[00:31:33] Chelsey Donn: right? Yeah, exactly. Yes.

[00:31:36] Trey Gerrald: like, yeah, 'I do feel like 'I really get A'. Very strong sense that Pax is being truthful here and that this really has like real world application. It's not just like A' self-help book where it's like, oh, that's really interesting. 'I have A' like an epiphany and then you forget about it and it's over.

This is really like, 'I have many 'I mean, they even say 'I have discovered three ways to guarantee results. 'I mean, it's like as if we're talking about growing A' business, you

[00:32:07] Chelsey Donn: Sure. 'I also liked that Pax talked about how they were A', little 'I think they said this, like they were kind of A' little insecure before they put the lessons into practice, which 'I thought that was A'. Really good emotional. Point to hit because 'I think A'. Lot of people would feel that way.

Like, okay, so now I've like read the book and I've garnered all this information, but am 'I gonna actually be able to do it? And 'I feel like that's where the confidence really came in because it was like 'I was insecure with whether or not it was going to work, and then it did work and now I'm confident.

So 'I like that journey for Pax.

[00:32:45] Trey Gerrald: no 'I agree. The spelling grammar here is pretty on point. 'I don't. 'I. Don't think there are any typo.

[00:32:51] Chelsey Donn: 'I, definitely think this is truthful to Pax experience. 'I feel like there's just like too many details for this to be shady. 'I mean the only shady element is like, are they talking themselves up? A', little bit 'I don't know.

[00:33:04] Trey Gerrald: You know, it did occur to me that it's like, and 'I think it might be A'. Good thing like 'I, if this is. That much of A' paradigm shift that like, oh, let me consider my sexual partner's needs, that you didn't even, that didn't even occur to you prior to this book. But it did make me think, oh, if this is this new partner's first interaction with this with Pax, then that's like A' level with which you have to always be at or meet.

But 'I don't think that that's. Requiring much are, are most people not concerned with other people's needs? 'I mean I'm separate of finding the female orgasm, which like there's so much societal, there's so much bullshit around like why men have never even like entertained that concept. But do people, like when they're engaging in sex, is it common that they're like not even considering the person they're engaging with?

'I mean, I'm sure.

[00:33:56] Chelsey Donn: is, of course it's very common, which is why it is, it's great to consider this book right, but it is A' monolith in A' sense that there's only A' certain population, 'I of men 'I think that would even entertain this. Which is sad, but probably true and so makes me wanna give pacs A' little bit of credit there that, that they even, you know, sought it out.

[00:34:23] Trey Gerrald: it on. Yeah.

[00:34:23] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Are there like A', lot of reviews. Does it seem like A', lot of people are buying this book.

[00:34:29] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, it became very popular. This review itself has 365 helpfuls, but, but there's also people that have A', lot of, um, negative criticism around it, saying that it's A'. Little simplistic,

[00:34:42] Chelsey Donn: But maybe sometimes it needs to be, you know, simple 'I

[00:34:45] Trey Gerrald: right.

[00:34:46] Chelsey Donn: monkey see, monkey do.

[00:34:47] Trey Gerrald: But also 'I. Do think women could read this book? And it's sort of like, all right, if you have A' selfish lover and you wanna keep the lover, but you want it to be different, then you know you could communicate some of the techniques in the

[00:35:00] Chelsey Donn: Put this book in there like in their nightstand, and you hope that they read it. How did this end up here

[00:35:08] Trey Gerrald: Oh

[00:35:08] Chelsey Donn: did this come from?

[00:35:10] Trey Gerrald: And isn't interesting. It's written by A' Man.

[00:35:13] Chelsey Donn: Oh, 'I didn't realize that This is written by A' man. That is interesting. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. 'I. Wonder if that, that's very interesting. 'I. Wonder if that makes it more approachable to like A' cis man,

[00:35:28] Trey Gerrald: 'I. Know 'I was wondering that too.

[00:35:29] Chelsey Donn: like 'I.

Wonder if this book was written by A' woman, if it wouldn't be as successful, which, you know, maybe. Maybe in this case it's good that it's written by A' man because obviously 'I guess Ian found success and he is passing it along, but this feels like there's that book called The Game or something like that.

Do you know about that? 'I think it's called the game 'I. Don't know. It's like.

[00:35:51] Trey Gerrald: that show on b E.

[00:35:53] Chelsey Donn: Oh, 'I don't know, but 'I or 'I think it's called The Game. The rules the game. The 'I. Don't know 'I. . I'm so stupid. But it's, it's A' book that like A' lot of guys read when 'I was in college that was very like Broy and like had to catch the girl and it felt very gross if 'I like found out that A' guy was reading that book.

But 'I 'I don't have that same, even now knowing that it was written by A' man. 'I don't have that same feeling because 'I think the end result or the end point is not like, let's capture the lady 'I. Think that it's let's pleasure the lady so that we can have A' more successful relationship, which 'I applaud

[00:36:35] Trey Gerrald: Do we think this is A' common Experie?

[00:36:38] Chelsey Donn: 'I don't know 'I.

'I can't tell if it's just that Pax is A'. Is A' plus star student or not? What do you think?

[00:36:46] Trey Gerrald: Well, okay, well now 'I am very, okay, so I'm just, I'm looking up. Okay, so Ian Kerner does have A' PhD

[00:36:52] Chelsey Donn: Okay.

[00:36:53] Trey Gerrald: and there are 6,048 reviews on Amazon. So it is A' very popular book.

[00:37:02] Chelsey Donn: And are most of the reviews positive? What's the, what's the score overall?

[00:37:07] Trey Gerrald: He looks like A', nice Jewish boy. He A'. It's 4.6 out of

[00:37:10] Chelsey Donn: All right. That's pretty high for Amazon.

[00:37:12] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, it's only 3%.

[00:37:14] Chelsey Donn: 'I consider anything really over A'. 4, 4, 4, 5 to be pretty good.

[00:37:19] Trey Gerrald: And they've written A' bunch of, um, oh, it says on the cover it says more than A', hundred 25,000 copies sold.

[00:37:26] Chelsey Donn: Okay. That's A' lot

[00:37:27] Trey Gerrald: popular. And then so the image on the cover, It's like A', very stark white cover. And then there's like A', A', 'I. Guess this is A' fruit, but there's A'. Maybe it's like A' passion fruit, but there's A' bunch of seeds in the middle, like it looks very, um, George Ochi.

[00:37:42] Chelsey Donn: Okay, got it.

[00:37:43] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. But the seeds are kind of grossing me out. Okay. 'I. Don't know if this is common. 'I mean 'I. Imagine like, yeah, sure. 'I mean 'I Feel like when men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Like that became A' whole craze. 'I could see how even A' woman could buy the book and be like, honey, let's like introduce some of these things.

[00:38:02] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Think 'I can see it being common in the sense that like if you're actually gonna read it and you're actually gonna like take

[00:38:09] Trey Gerrald: take it on. Yeah. 'I feel like it's probably typical, like if you were really wanting A' paradigm shift that it would be achievable from reading the book. That feels probably A' honest

[00:38:22] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, there wasn't like A' ton of humor, but 'I kind of like that. 'I think I'm gonna like put that in the plus column because

[00:38:30] Trey Gerrald: the subject

[00:38:31] Chelsey Donn: no 'I mean, no pun intended, again on the plus, plus plus. But I'm gonna put that in the plus column because this could have easily turned out into just being like A' jokey review and 'I think for the sake of the intention of the book, it's better than it wasn't.

[00:38:48] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. 'I agree. Because 'I don't think that Pax finds this to be comical like 'I Think

[00:38:53] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, this is like A' in A' way. This is like A' love letter to the book.

[00:38:59] Trey Gerrald: That is sort of why the, the more 'I practice, the better 'I become, like really stands out. Cause it's the only like

[00:39:08] Chelsey Donn: But maybe that's why we did the plus plus plus, you know, separating it out. Cuz it was like, this is like the clinical whatever love letter portion and then this is the wink,

[00:39:19] Trey Gerrald: Right, right.

[00:39:20] Chelsey Donn: you know,

[00:39:21] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean impact Deal breaker. 'I. Mean 'I. Think it. 'I mean it. This is A' Strong

[00:39:26] Chelsey Donn: it's impactful.

[00:39:27] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. It's A' Strong statement for the book. Having value.

[00:39:31] Chelsey Donn: 'I.

[00:39:32] Trey Gerrald: Yeah.

[00:39:33] Chelsey Donn: All right. Sh Should we go into crowning?

[00:39:35] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. Let's do it.

[00:39:36] Chelsey Donn: Everything just feels so sexual, like the crowning feels sexual. Everything that we're saying takes on A'. Whole new message today, but I'm ready to crown. Let's do it. 'I mean I'm so torn. But let's, let's go into it.

[00:39:49] Trey Gerrald: Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards. In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

[00:39:59] VOICEOVER: The Queens are Tabulating. A', Total, Score.

[00:40:09] Chelsey Donn: We did it. We both went for the Review Queen. We made Pax A'. Review Queen. 'I. Feel like Pax. This was pretty Queenly 'I. Think as A' woman 'I. Have to applaud you for reading the book and then also giving credit to the book for all your moves, not just like A'. Being A' bro about it and being like, 'I, read this book under the covers.

And now I'm gonna pretend like 'I was just born with this genius. Like you're owning up to the fact that you weren't great before and you weren't confident before. And this book really, really helped you and 'I think you're A' Queen and 'I. 'I wanted to honor you as such. And you know, the PS and the subject were little things that bothered me.

The humor wasn't really there, but 'I thought at the end of the day. 'I got A' reward Pax and make him A'. Review. Queen. Why did you go for the Review? Queen For Pax?

[00:40:57] Trey Gerrald: Ultimately this lands for me as you know, like when 'I wanna say, you read A' really good book, and then all you can do is tell everyone you have to read A' book. It's also like when you see A' movie and you're like, oh my God, you have to go see this movie. Or when you like find A' new restaurant and you're like, you, we, you have, it's like Pax had such A' paradigm shift that all they want to.

is, share that with everyone. That's really like what comes across from this review, which 'I think when you boil down what is the benefit of having everyone share their opinions, that's the benefit. When someone has such A', huge impact from A' product that they just wanna scream it from the mountaintop.

Like we're at the beginning of sound of Music. Like that's exactly what 'I get from this. So 'I do think that the plus plus plus plus plus doesn't translate when you're, when I'm saying each of the actual plus signs, it's A' little obnoxious. But when you look at it on Amazon, it's less obnoxious. Yeah.

And 'I agree. It's like the nitpicking we did was just, cuz that's us breaking everything down. But ultimately, 'I love Pax 'I love that Pax is owning up to things that they have improved on in their life and they're really doing. Before and now share, which 'I think is always very impactful for that reason.

Five stars. And I'm very curious, I'm gonna look 'I, wanna look pack 16 up and see if there are other reviews like 'I. Wonder if they take everything this

[00:42:23] Chelsey Donn: 'I also liked that it wasn't like Pack 69, you know, even though that would be apt.

[00:42:32] Trey Gerrald: So that's that. So it wasn't as blue and raunchy.

[00:42:35] Chelsey Donn: No. 'I was not sure where we were going with this. When Trey was sort of teeing this up on the Patreon. 'I thought we were really gonna go even more raunchy. But yeah, this was sort of educational. 'I hope. Our male listeners who are listening to the show are intrigued and 'I hope that this can contribute to A' more equal playing field.

So to. In relationships moving forward.

[00:43:00] Trey Gerrald: You know, we can talk about this on the after show, but I'm really, I'm really caught up on this like novelty idea of. Whoa. If 'I focus on their experience instead of my own have A' positive reaction,

[00:43:15] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. But, but 'I, like 'I think that that's because you have like A' more sensitive mind than your typical

[00:43:22] Trey Gerrald: right? I'm probably more A' female in that way. Well that's also why 'I was sort of asking about the candlelight. Cuz 'I am someone who likes to like candles. So I'm like, and also 'I do approach sex as like what's there for them, which 'I 'I guess.

[00:43:36] Chelsey Donn: It was A' more

[00:43:36] Trey Gerrald: 'I mean 'I mean we, neither of us are straight men, so it's like they're sort of taking A' punching right now.

But it is sort of like,

[00:43:44] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. And no, but like at the same time, 'I think it's, you know, I'm single and I've had, you know, experiences that haven't been the best. And so 'I think reading this review from PAX is like, you know, melting my frozen heart A' little bit and saying that if so many people are. Book and so many people are focusing on this, then maybe there are men out there that are A' little bit more willing to, you know, wanna work to make the, the experience pleasurable for both sides.

So 'I like this,

[00:44:15] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. So the reason 'I think it was so great for today is that if you are in A' loving relationship where you feel like. Maybe reading. She comes first. The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring A' Woman would have made last night better than now. You know that you can be like packs and you can go get it on Amazon.

[00:44:37] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, go get it. Go buy it now, please. Everybody. Everybody buy it. 'I might buy it. Honestly, that was good. Good review. Trey Way to keep this one hanging on the shelf. This Review Queen in the wings,

[00:44:49] Trey Gerrald: Why? Thank you. Well, with all of that said and done, We've reached the most regal portion of our show. ChelseyBD, who are you inducting tonight? Four

[00:45:02] VOICEOVER: My Royal.

[00:45:04] Chelsey Donn: so thanks for asking Trey. 'I would love to nominate My. Royal Highness. And 'I was thinking, speaking of being able to find things today, 'I wanna nominate. 'I 'I. Think 'I might have done it, but I'm gonna do it again anyway. Gps, have we done this? Have 'I done this? Maybe 'I have. Here's the thing, if anybody 'I done, 'I have done it.

If anybody knows me, , if anybody knows me, they know that 'I can get lost in like my closet. 'I have A' very bad sense of direction and 'I just don't know what 'I would do without my navigation. It. 'I. The times that I've gotten into my car and for whatever reason, like 'I don't have the signal, like 'I freak out, 'I just.

What did 'I do? How did 'I get anywhere? 'I remember driving to school before 'I had navigation and 'I like missed my exit, and 'I had A' panic attack and had to have A' police officer escort me to my school. Okay. That's what 'I did. That's what 'I did before 'I had g p s. Sad but true. And 'I just don't know what 'I would do without it.

And even though it's sort of creepy cuz like things are tracking us all the time, 'I also think let's like do our due diligence and say thank you for this modern convenience that we maybe take for granted. And 'I might have done it, but 'I use it every day. So 'I, it's worth repeating. Thank you G P s for navigating my life and taking me to where 'I need to go.

You're My, Royal, Highness. Yay.

[00:46:36] Trey Gerrald: truly concur. It is like one of those things where like if you did not grow up in A' culture with iPhones, then like you don't really understand what the experience was like. 'I literally. Like my job is literally 13 minutes away and 'I drive it every time 'I go to work, which is multiple times in A' week and 'I still put the g p s on and it never changes.

It's, it never has, it has never offered A' different route.

[00:47:05] Chelsey Donn: 'I wanna, yeah. 'I also. Right. But still 'I like to have it, it's like it holds your hand and also it tells you when you're gonna get there. Tells you if there's like A', little bit of A' delay on your way so that like, you don't have to be like 'I hate. There's nothing worse than being late. Okay.

But the only thing that's worse than being late is being rude. Like if I'm gonna. 20 minutes late because 'I just 'I just hit A'. Delay on the 1 0 1. Well then at least 'I can call the person and say, Hey, you know, my navigation is saying I'm gonna be 20 minutes late. Do you want me to meet you at the restaurant instead?

Whatever. Like 'I can try to like preempt the problem, be A', little bit less rude, A', little bit more caring, A', little bit more giving thing.

[00:47:45] Trey Gerrald: 'I do feel like we have done this before because 'I remember talking about how your school is in A', different state, and then 'I remember also saying that my dad was A' traveling salesman and he always had like an atlas

[00:47:57] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God.

[00:47:58] Trey Gerrald: like the back pocket of his, you know, the passenger seat. You know, there's A' and he would literally, and there was always A' pencil folded in there, like where he would write out.

[00:48:09] Chelsey Donn: The, the root.

[00:48:11] Trey Gerrald: which, like, 'I can't even, like when 'I zoom in on Google maps. O of course map class. What? A' what? A'. Glorious. And, and, um, stop hop, stop hop, A' hop stop.

[00:48:22] Chelsey Donn: That was for like Subways, 'I used to

[00:48:24] Trey Gerrald: Yes. Like 'I can't even zoom in on Google Maps in my neighborhood and like tell you like what interstate I'm going on it. Like 'I.

Literally just don't know how to do it. Like 'I. Just follow my directions, you know, 'I, it's. 'I don't know how he used to go to different states, like from

[00:48:42] Chelsey Donn: maps are very confusing. It's like amazing that people can just like look at that and know what

[00:48:48] Trey Gerrald: And you know what also 'I feel like similarly has gone away. Those, you know, how you would balance your checkbook with the pieces of paper in the checkbook thing.

[00:48:58] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. You

[00:48:58] Trey Gerrald: 'I really feel like, yeah.

[00:49:01] Chelsey Donn: just like the paper? Yeah. . Yeah.

[00:49:03] Trey Gerrald: Now it's just like everything 'I, like it automatically, like all of the information is on your bank statement, like online,

[00:49:10] Chelsey Donn: like A' copy of the check or whatever.

[00:49:13] Trey Gerrald: Oh my gosh, yes. Yes. Like that's so weird.

[00:49:17] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I know these are the things that we take. I'm telling you, these are the things that we, we take for granted

[00:49:24] Trey Gerrald: And also in this.

[00:49:25] Chelsey Donn: uh, used to them.

[00:49:27] Trey Gerrald: and even in the same conversation as the calculator 'I know we have talked about this, but it happened either day at work cuz everyone's so much younger than me. And 'I was like, you just literally always had A' digital phone. We literally had calculators, but now we have iPhones and smartphones

[00:49:44] Chelsey Donn: need to have an extra thing. You don't need A' camera. You don't need 'I. Mean, there's just like, it's 'I

[00:49:51] Trey Gerrald: you don't even need A' flashlight.

[00:49:53] Chelsey Donn: let's not give away all the Royal Highness, right? These things

[00:49:57] Trey Gerrald: Oh true. That's very true.

[00:49:59] Chelsey Donn: Let's

[00:49:59] Trey Gerrald: that is true.

[00:50:02] Chelsey Donn: Um, anyway.

[00:50:03] Trey Gerrald: Good induction, obviously. Yes. G p s 'I. Don't know anyone who doesn't use the gps.

[00:50:09] Chelsey Donn: If you don't, 'I, don't trust you. 'I. Just

[00:50:11] Trey Gerrald: that's A' Different brain.

[00:50:13] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Anyway, we did A'. Trey. We have reached the end of the route. We have arrived at the end.

[00:50:21] Trey Gerrald: And that's another round on the argue, an eye-opening RQ Ferris Wheel of Plus 'I Plus 'I plus 'I.

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[00:51:18] Trey Gerrald: And 'I am at Trey Gerrald.

[00:51:21] Chelsey Donn: 'I. You were gonna say A' Little bow.

[00:51:23] Trey Gerrald: Literally yesterday at work, literally yesterday at work, 'I trained someone. And so another, um, employee was like, oh, 'I was talking to the new person. And they were saying that, um, Terry trained them. And 'I was like, you are out of your fucking mind. 'I just inducted this on the podcast.

[00:51:41] Chelsey Donn: my god,

[00:51:42] Trey Gerrald: does it keep happening to me?

My name is not Terry Gerard

[00:51:45] Chelsey Donn: is crazy. The saga continues.

[00:51:48] Trey Gerrald: A'. Anyway, you can follow me at Terry Ger.

[00:51:53] Chelsey Donn: Oh my God, it never gets old. On today's after show pod, we are rating and reviewing A'. One star Yelp review for Taco Santo in Brooklyn. Get ready to find out what made Trey say.

[00:52:10] Trey Gerrald: oh my God, that is such A'. Good nomination. 'I love me. And to find out what made ChelseyBD say.

[00:52:16] Chelsey Donn: Yeah. Whoa. My microphone went super soft.

[00:52:22] Trey Gerrald: Then come on and join us and become A' member of our Patreon at Review That Review dot com slash Patreon so that you can also hear our weekly members only after show companion podcast. And remember,

[00:52:38] Chelsey Donn: The haters. You're A'.

[00:52:41] Trey Gerrald: Agenda non-specific. Fricking she comes first. Queen

[00:52:45] Chelsey Donn: first. That's right. And congratulations to our Review Queen this week.

[00:52:50] Trey Gerrald: Goodger.

[00:52:51] Chelsey Donn: Goodger Pax. If you're listening, A' Goodger Mugger shirt is yours. Call in one eight five zero review. Zero. Bye.

[00:53:00] Trey Gerrald: let her come first.

Review That Review is an independent podcast. Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty. Executive produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound designed by me with voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky. Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.