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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 89: "She Comes First"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 89: "She Comes First"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello.

[00:00:33] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and welcome once again to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: Reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we, sorry.

[00:00:50] Trey Gerrald: Covid

[00:00:51] Chelsey Donn: Man, it's A' long sentence for post covid 'I. Okay. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:01:07] Trey Gerrald: That is Chelsey Donn,

[00:01:08] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:01:11] Trey Gerrald: but together we are.

[00:01:13] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:17] Trey Gerrald: A' terrifically Special

[00:01:19] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio

[00:01:21] Trey Gerrald: to all of our members over on Patreon. If you wanna know more, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. If you wanna support in an additional way, then go to Review That Review dot com slash donate.

[00:01:35] Chelsey Donn: do Nat.

[00:01:36] Trey Gerrald: Well ChelseyBD Hello, happy day after Valentine's. How are you?

[00:01:42] Chelsey Donn: full of love and gratitude until 'I complain, but very grateful to like finally be coming out of this illness and slowly reintroducing myself to the world. 'I mean you really take things for granted when you're well, and then when you're sick and you're just, that's it. You're knocked out, you know, you.

'I should be A'. Little bit more grateful. So, uh, feeling gratitude this week. How about you

[00:02:09] Trey Gerrald: Life is good. Our Valentine's Day was filled with puppy kisses and uh, it was wonderful. We had A' great week and I'm happy to be back.

[00:02:19] Chelsey Donn: and your birthday's coming up soon? 'I feel like right

[00:02:22] Trey Gerrald: Yeah. And one well, 'I. Guess thir. Wait, no. February has 28 days. So yeah. 'I in one month minus A' Day.

[00:02:29] Chelsey Donn: Yay. Well, the countdown has already begun.

[00:02:33] Trey Gerrald: Party in the A'.

[00:02:35] Chelsey Donn: in the A'. Well, just because we're grateful and well and in love, doesn't mean that we don't have things to complain about. We know that that's true. Trey, would you like to,

[00:02:46] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A, Complaint.

[00:02:48] Trey Gerrald: 'I would, but ChelseyBD 'I would love for you to go first.

[00:02:51] Chelsey Donn: oh, how gracious.

[00:02:54] Trey Gerrald: is there anything you would like to complain about?

[00:02:56] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, 'I do have something in real time. So one of the things with being sick is, I'm sure I'm, I'm hoping this is relatable content. You don't do laundry, right? For so long. Like 'I was already backed up on the laundry train before 'I got sick. So you can only imagine what I've been dealing with over the past, you know, trying to catch up.

And 'I finally was like all. I'm gonna tackle it and 'I guess like because I'm sick, right? I've been shoving tissues into like pockets of my sweatpants and stuff. And 'I don't know if like this is A' problem for everyone, but like for me, this happens when you accidentally leave A' tissue in A' pocket and you put it through the washer and then it goes in the dryer and then it becomes like tissue confetti.

[00:03:45] Trey Gerrald: do you? Can you read what is literally my Complaint for today?

[00:03:49] Chelsey Donn: Wash

[00:03:50] Trey Gerrald: Schmutz in the washer.

[00:03:52] Chelsey Donn: Stop.

[00:03:53] Trey Gerrald: finally happened. This is literally my Complaint.

[00:03:57] Chelsey Donn: