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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 91: "Hellman's Real Mayonnaise"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 91: "Hellman's Real Mayonnaise"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Oh, hi and hello. Welcome once again to Review That Review. The podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Siskel and Ebert, only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:51] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn,

[00:00:53] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: but when we come together, we are.

[00:00:58] VOICEOVER: The. Review. Queens.

[00:01:02] Trey Gerrald: And A' very special Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon who get exclusive access to tons of bonuses, including our members only companion. After show podcast, which features additional reviews and tidbits, salacious stories, A' Bunch of fun. So go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon if you have not joined yet.

Also, if you would like to support the show in an additional way, then go visit Review That Review dot com slash do. Nate ChelseyBD, happy March 1st

[00:01:36] Chelsey Donn: Happy March in like A' lion out like A' lamb, right? Isn't that, isn't that the whole thing?

[00:01:41] Trey Gerrald: ba, or is that A'? What's the difference between A' sheep and A'? Lamb?

[00:01:46] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Don't know. Oh god. Trey Mary had A' little lamb. Was that A' sheep? Are they interchangeable? Oh no. Lambs and sheeps are different. 'I don't know. Trey. Oh, is A' lamb? A' baby.

[00:01:58] Trey Gerrald: lambkin and sheep. Sw.

[00:02:00] Chelsey Donn: is A' lamb. A'

[00:02:01] Trey Gerrald: A'. M

[00:02:01] Chelsey Donn: is A'. Lamb. A'

[00:02:02] Trey Gerrald: No, they say you. U e w E. 'I. Dunno. We don't have the answer. Let's move off this topic. ChelseyBD, how is your,

[00:02:12] Chelsey Donn: Key differences Explained. Okay.

[00:02:15] Trey Gerrald: 'I tell.

[00:02:16] Chelsey Donn: different.

[00:02:16] Trey Gerrald: This is A' educational podcast.

[00:02:18] Chelsey Donn: Sheep is A', wooly, uh, mammal that is related to the goat and A' Lamb is A' young sheep that is under one year of age, so 'I was right.

[00:02:29] Trey Gerrald: Good job.

[00:02:31] Chelsey Donn: my week is good. You know, trudging A', long 'I went to A' breathwork Sound Healing Circle.

So that was way more my speed than going out. 'I did. But you know, 'I got to wear pajamas. 'I got to bring A' blanket. 'I was very comfortable. Did A', little bit of active breathing, which 'I think 'I needed.

[00:02:52] Trey Gerrald: did you fall asleep?

[00:02:53] Chelsey Donn: No, but 'I was in A'. Meditative state for sure. Are you drinking out of the soda stream?

[00:02:58] Trey Gerrald: sounds, yeah, because 'I, as 'I mentioned last week, 'I don't have

[00:03:03] Chelsey Donn: Still.

[00:03:03] Trey Gerrald: point in putting it in A' Cup.

[00:03:06] Chelsey Donn: Wow. Trey. Just thinking of you without ice brings me A'. Tremendous amount of sadness.

[00:03:13] Trey Gerrald: Thank you. Hopefully it'll be fixed.

[00:03:15] Chelsey Donn: 'I. Hope so, 'I. Hope. So. How has your, other than the fact that your ice is still not working, how has the rest of your week, Ben