TRANSCRIPT of Episode 92: "Trader Joe's: 1 vs 5 Stars"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald

Episode 92: "Trader Joe's: 1 vs 5 Stars"

Transcription

*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:31] Chelsey Donn: Hello,

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello there and welcome to Review That Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:39] Chelsey Donn: reviews we're just like Cisco A' only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews,

[00:00:51] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn.

[00:00:53] Chelsey Donn: and that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:55] Trey Gerrald: But when we come together, we are.

[00:00:58] VOICEOVER: The Review Queen.

[00:01:01] Trey Gerrald: And A' very special

[00:01:03] Chelsey Donn: Cheerio

[00:01:04] Trey Gerrald: to all of our members over on Patreon who have exclusive access to tons of bonuses, including additional reviews on our after show companion podcast. For more info, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. If you wanna support in A' different way, then visit Review That Review dot com slash donate

[00:01:25] Chelsey Donn: or donate either way. Works.

[00:01:27] Trey Gerrald: or donate.

But don't ever be A'. Donate.

[00:01:30] Chelsey Donn: That's

[00:01:30] Trey Gerrald: ChelseyBD. How's your week?

[00:01:32] Chelsey Donn: Good. You know, swimming along, uh, no major com Well, no, 'I shouldn't say no major complaints cuz we all know there are complaints coming, but 'I spent A' little time with A' friend of the pod, Terry Gamble. So whenever 'I see Terry, you know, it's always A'.

Better week. So feeling good. How about you? How's your week going?

[00:01:52] Trey Gerrald: That sounds nice. My week is good. You know, 'I finally shucked off some of the resistance and 'I am seeing A' personal trainer again. So 'I had

[00:02:02] Chelsey Donn: Oh my goodness.

[00:02:04] Trey Gerrald: Yeah, so 'I had my second personal training session today. Cannot move my body, which is fun. And what else? You know, just catching up on, what is it called?

Search party. The last

[00:02:17] Chelsey Donn: nice fun.

[00:02:18] Trey Gerrald: life's good. It got so cold here, but it's A' little bit better now. So I'm happy about that.

[00:02:24] Chelsey Donn: Well, way to work those muscles. Trey 'I. Can't say that 'I. Well, you know, 'I 'I with Watch that Rock Pilates, 'I. Try to, you know, do A' little something, but 'I, respect the hustle. You know that

[00:02:35] Trey Gerrald: Holla.

[00:02:36] Chelsey Donn: Haa

[00:02:37] Trey Gerrald: me.

[00:02:39] Chelsey Donn: Well, have you been working up out any complaints lately?

[00:02:45] Trey Gerrald: 'I definitely have A' Complaint that I'm dealing with constantly and 'I really would love to.

[00:02:48] VOICEOVER: Lodge, A', Complaint.

[00:02:50] Chelsey Donn: Let's do it.

[00:02:51] Trey Gerrald: All right. 'I have A' job where 'I have to have my entire uniform pressed.

[00:02:56] Chelsey Donn: By you or like professionally?

[00:02:59] Trey Gerrald: good question. 'I 'I think everything is supposed to be dry cleaned, but 'I always iron before and 'I drive to work in the uniform.