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TRANSCRIPT of Episode 93: "Yosemite National Park"

Review That Review with Chelsey Donn & Trey Gerrald
Episode 93: "Yosemite National Park"


*Please pardon any and all spelling errors!

[00:00:00] THEME SONG: Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose!

Whose views win, which ones lose.

Online haters are comin' for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

[00:00:30] Chelsey Donn: Hello.

[00:00:32] Trey Gerrald: Well, hello and hello listeners. Welcome to Review That Review. The podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

[00:00:40] Chelsey Donn: Reviews. We're just like Cisco and Ebert only. Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

[00:00:52] Trey Gerrald: that is Chelsey Donn,

[00:00:54] Chelsey Donn: And that is Trey Gerrald.

[00:00:56] Trey Gerrald: and together we are.

[00:00:58] VOICEOVER: The Review Queens.

[00:01:02] Trey Gerrald: A' very special Cheerio to all of our members over on Patreon. To learn more, go to Review That Review dot com slash Patreon. If you want to support the show in an additional way, then go visit Review That Review dot com slash donate. ChelseyBD, we're A' little late getting going, and you said you have something


[00:01:23] Chelsey Donn: know.

[00:01:24] Trey Gerrald: What's the tea?

[00:01:25] Chelsey Donn: You know, we're just, we celebrate all the victories that we can, but 'I 'I just got A' big callback for national commercial. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. 'I have that tomorrow morning.

[00:01:36] Trey Gerrald: miles the top. Do you have to do anything different?

[00:01:39] Chelsey Donn: Not really 'I. Think they liked what 'I did, so that's good. 'I do have to do laundry cuz you know the good old adage of you gotta wear, wear the callback,

[00:01:48] Trey Gerrald: The same

[00:01:49] Chelsey Donn: what, what you wore to the audition.

And 'I had the audition and then like ran all around town. So 'I 'I, 'I needs A' wash. So I'm gonna wash the wardrobe and just show up and, and do what 'I did. to get this far and hopefully we book it, it would be A'. Very exciting moment.

[00:02:07] Trey Gerrald: Well, fingers crossed, everyone, 'I know, everyone in the Queensland will be sending support. This is

[00:02:12] Chelsey Donn: thank you.

[00:02:13] Trey Gerrald: conversation for people that aren't, that don't have experience with, um, acting necessarily. But, you know, you talking about wanting to, needing to launder, it reminds me that 'I feel very superstitious about stuff like that.

[00:02:26] Chelsey Donn: but you don't launder.

[00:02:27] Trey Gerrald: I'm starting to feel like 'I shouldn't, 'I don't wanna put anything into your head.

[00:02:30] Chelsey Donn: Oh no. Should 'I not wash it?

[00:02:32] Trey Gerrald: No, you should do whatever. Superstitions aren't real and they're only power to those who are weak to them. But 'I feel like 'I can't alter the state at all, which like doesn't make me feel free or give me any power.

It's just some weird way to like disempower myself so

[00:02:48] Chelsey Donn: Well that will make me feel better if 'I end up needing to fabrice it cuz 'I don't have time. . So 'I feel like I'll be okay.

[00:02:56] Trey Gerrald: 'I know that you will be okay. 'I. Know that the ability with which you can be hired as an actor has nothing to do with the laundered level of the clothing on your body. 'I know that mentally and logically

[00:03:07] Chelsey Donn: Yes.

[00:03:08] Trey Gerrald: for other people, not for myself. 'I

[00:03:10] Chelsey Donn: Yes, thank you. Thank you.

[00:03:12] Trey Gerrald: Well, so that sounds like you've been busy, right?

[00:03:14] Chelsey Donn: Yeah, we gotta celebrate even just the win of the callback, so, um, yeah, so that's exciting. How was your week?

[00:03:22] Trey Gerrald: Well, '